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I was talking, not two days ago |
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To a certain bartender I'm lucky to know |
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And I asked Henry, my bartending friend |
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If I should bother dating unfamous men |
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And Henry said, "You're lucky |
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To even know me |
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You're lucky to be alive" |
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"You're lucky |
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To be drinking here for free |
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'Cause I'm a sucker |
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For your lucky, pretty eyes" |
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And then he said, "Do you wanna |
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Be a polyester bride? |
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Or do you want |
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To hang your head and die?" |
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"Do you want to find alligator |
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Cowboy boots they just put on sale? |
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Do you want to flap your wings |
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And fly away from here?" |
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And I was sitting, not two days ago |
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Feeling lonely, 'cause I'm just feeling low |
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And I asked Henry, my bartending friend |
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Why it is that there are those kind of men |
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And Henry said, "You're lucky |
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To even know me |
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You're lucky to be alive" |
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"You're lucky |
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To be drinking here for free |
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'Cause I'm a sucker |
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For your lucky, pretty eyes" |
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And then he said, "Do you wanna |
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Be a polyester bride? |
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Or do you want |
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To hang your head and die?" |
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"Do you want to find alligator |
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Cowboy boots they just put on sale? |
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Do you want to flap your wings |
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And fly away from here?" |
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"Princess, do you really |
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Want to flap your wings and fly? |
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Because you've got time" |
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He keeps telling me |
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"You've got time" |
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But I don't believe him |
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"You've got time" |
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I keep on pushing harder |
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I keep on pushing farther away |
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But he keeps telling me, "Baby" |
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He says, "Baby, yeah" |
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"Do you want |
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To be a polyester bride? |
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Or do you want |
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To hang your head and die?" |
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"Do you want to find alligator |
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Cowboy boots they just put on sale? |
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Do you want to flap your wings |
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And fly away from here?" |
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"Do you want |
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To be a polyester bride?" |
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(Away from here) |
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"Do you want |
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To be a polyester bride?" |
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(Away from here) |
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"Do you want |
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To be a polyester bride?" |
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"Princess, do you really want |
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To flap your wings and fly away from here?" |
