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Look through the classifieds, maybe I'll find a friend who cares |
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Decent and true but my interests are few |
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And how would I reply? Start with, I've never done this before |
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And all the chains that bind you |
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You might find they're just threads that float around |
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It's fun to fantasize through someone else's eyes |
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Every week I read the advertisements from start to end |
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Stable, mature but a little unsure |
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What am I looking for? Number 340's in here again |
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And like the characters portrayed in a play |
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No one ever stops to read |
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I have to say that this all seems strange to me |
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It's not that different from my life |
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Condense it down into five lines |
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Now I know the reason why these ads all look alike |
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How can anyone describe who they are in a page or less? |
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But desperately looking for someone I guess |
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But when the morning comes |
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Both of you will be scratching your heads |
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In the aftermath |
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Head to the bathroom to straighten up and then |
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You realize you forgot your toothbrush again |
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And what you saw in those five lines |
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Did it materialize? |
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Now you know the reason why |
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That one's in there every time |
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Look through the classifieds |
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Who's in the classifieds? |
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I'm through with the classifieds |