歌曲 | Obey The Moderator |
歌手 | optimus rhyme |
专辑 | OneLifeLeft Presents... Music to play games by |
I agree to accept the following terms and regulations put forth by the admnistrators of this community and blah blah blah. I accept. | |
Hey, listen up newbie, we gotta get a few things straight | |
Who these people are, that can wait | |
This is my board, my world, my space | |
I wrote every rule, you gotta read 'em, OK? | |
Cool, I guess that's it man, we’re straight | |
And if you need something I'll be up kinda late | |
Like two, see that's when it gets bad | |
People start flaming and everybody's mad | |
That's when I gotta bust out the ban | |
Trust me man, some of these people just can't stand one another | |
So I gotta cover up a scandal | |
Nah, dude, I can't let you know my AIM handle | |
Drop it, I’ll grab your IP and block it | |
If you can't stay on topic, you got it? | |
If I wanna lock it there's no way you can stop me | |
Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey | |
Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey | |
Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey | |
Obey the moderator, create a state of calm | |
Scan sentences and announce who's wrong | |
You are the troller, one week ban | |
I know your other screen name man | |
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs | |
Hook 'em up with handles and float all the threads | |
You are the liar, permanent ban | |
I'll nullify your password man | |
[Why don't you tell 'em about your sig, kid] | |
[Yeah yeah, tell 'em about your sig!] | |
My sig's kinda big but it's tasteful | |
Might blink a bit, 80 K, there's no way that I be wasteful | |
People get hateful, but hey, it ain't new to me | |
It can get crazy in this community | |
Dude, you gotta unlock your caps | |
Never argue; I'd better walk with you straight to the FAQs | |
Even then they never relax, it's all grudges | |
From six months back, still nobody budges | |
The worst? Hackers, scum of the earth | |
Attack us and laugh as we back up with work | |
But whatever, I got an upgrade up my sleeve | |
Trade off sleep for new security | |
It's part of the job I don't mind it | |
And if you break a rule better believe that I'll be the one to find it | |
I'm tracking down every last duplicate account | |
I'm on my way to admin, there's never been a doubt | |
I see that you are new to the | |
Community and soon to be | |
A troubling influence | |
So you really should be listening | |
Obey the moderator, create a state of calm | |
Scan sentences and announce who's wrong | |
You are the troller, one week ban | |
I know your other screen name man | |
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs | |
Hook 'em up with handles and float all the threads | |
You are the liar, permanent ban | |
I'll nullify your password man | |
Obey the moderator, create a state of calm | |
Scan sentences and announce who's wrong | |
You are the troller, one week ban | |
I know your other screen name man | |
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs | |
Hook 'em up with handles and float all the threads | |
You are the liar, permanent ban | |
I'll nullify your password man |
I agree to accept the following terms and regulations put forth by the admnistrators of this community and blah blah blah. I accept. | |
Hey, listen up newbie, we gotta get a few things straight | |
Who these people are, that can wait | |
This is my board, my world, my space | |
I wrote every rule, you gotta read ' em, OK? | |
Cool, I guess that' s it man, we' re straight | |
And if you need something I' ll be up kinda late | |
Like two, see that' s when it gets bad | |
People start flaming and everybody' s mad | |
That' s when I gotta bust out the ban | |
Trust me man, some of these people just can' t stand one another | |
So I gotta cover up a scandal | |
Nah, dude, I can' t let you know my AIM handle | |
Drop it, I' ll grab your IP and block it | |
If you can' t stay on topic, you got it? | |
If I wanna lock it there' s no way you can stop me | |
Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey | |
Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey | |
Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey | |
Obey the moderator, create a state of calm | |
Scan sentences and announce who' s wrong | |
You are the troller, one week ban | |
I know your other screen name man | |
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs | |
Hook ' em up with handles and float all the threads | |
You are the liar, permanent ban | |
I' ll nullify your password man | |
Why don' t you tell ' em about your sig, kid | |
Yeah yeah, tell ' em about your sig! | |
My sig' s kinda big but it' s tasteful | |
Might blink a bit, 80 K, there' s no way that I be wasteful | |
People get hateful, but hey, it ain' t new to me | |
It can get crazy in this community | |
Dude, you gotta unlock your caps | |
Never argue I' d better walk with you straight to the FAQs | |
Even then they never relax, it' s all grudges | |
From six months back, still nobody budges | |
The worst? Hackers, scum of the earth | |
Attack us and laugh as we back up with work | |
But whatever, I got an upgrade up my sleeve | |
Trade off sleep for new security | |
It' s part of the job I don' t mind it | |
And if you break a rule better believe that I' ll be the one to find it | |
I' m tracking down every last duplicate account | |
I' m on my way to admin, there' s never been a doubt | |
I see that you are new to the | |
Community and soon to be | |
A troubling influence | |
So you really should be listening | |
Obey the moderator, create a state of calm | |
Scan sentences and announce who' s wrong | |
You are the troller, one week ban | |
I know your other screen name man | |
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs | |
Hook ' em up with handles and float all the threads | |
You are the liar, permanent ban | |
I' ll nullify your password man | |
Obey the moderator, create a state of calm | |
Scan sentences and announce who' s wrong | |
You are the troller, one week ban | |
I know your other screen name man | |
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs | |
Hook ' em up with handles and float all the threads | |
You are the liar, permanent ban | |
I' ll nullify your password man |