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Zappa Frank |
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Them Or Us |
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Stevie's Spanking |
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His name is Stevie Vai, |
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And he's a crazy guy |
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Last November, I recall, |
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He needed a spanking |
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He decided then |
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A female specimen |
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Would be exciting for a night |
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To give him a spanking |
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Laurel was her name |
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She came to Notre Dame |
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He told me just the other night |
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He oughta be thanking |
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Her for the spanking |
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She was large and soft |
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And she beat him off |
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Made him drool upon his dork |
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And gave it a wanking |
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After the spanking |
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Hair brush! |
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Oh! What a hair brush! |
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(It's not that he requires grooming! |
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Guys with light blue hair never do!) |
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Then did she exclaim: |
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``There's another game |
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That we can play with this device, |
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And then a banana!'' |
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It was slightly green |
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Vapors in between |
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Rising up to fill the room |
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And cook the banana |
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Later in the dawn, |
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Laurel carried on |
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Got right up and dressed herself and |
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Ate the banana |
