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Zappa Frank |
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Miscellaneous |
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Sy Borg |
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Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) |
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Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals) |
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Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals) |
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Ike Willis (lead vocals) |
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Peter Wolf (keyboards) |
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Arthur Barrow (bass, vocals) |
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Ed Mann (percussion) |
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Vinnie Colaiuta (drums) |
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Central Scrutinizer: |
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This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe and his date are going back to the apartment to have a little party... |
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Joe: |
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Sy Borg |
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Gimme dat, |
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gimme dat |
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Sy Borg |
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Gimme dat, give me |
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de chromium leg, |
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I beg |
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Sy Borg |
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Gimme dat, |
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gimme dat |
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Sy Borg |
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Gimme dat, give me |
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de chromium leg, |
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Little wires, |
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pliers, tires |
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They turn me on |
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Maybe I'm crazy |
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Maybe I'm crazy |
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Maybe I'm crazy, |
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mon... |
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Stroking several of SY's gleaming appendages, JOE continues... |
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Gee, Sy |
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This is a real groovy |
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apartment |
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You've got here |
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Sy Borg: |
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All government |
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sponsored recreational |
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services are clean and |
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efficient |
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Joe: |
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This is exciting |
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I never plooked |
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A tiny chrome-plated |
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machine |
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That looks like a |
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magical pig |
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With marital aids |
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stuck all over it |
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Such as yourself |
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before |
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Sy Borg: |
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You'll love it! |
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It's a way of life. |
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Joe: |
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Does that mean |
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maybe later |
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You'll plook me... |
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Sy Borg: |
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If you wish, we may |
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have a groovy orgy |
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Joe: |
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Just me and you? |
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Sy Borg: |
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I share this apartment |
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With a modified |
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Gay Bob doll |
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He goes all the way... |
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Ever try oral sex with |
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a miniature rubberized |
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homo-replica? |
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Joe: |
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No, ah, not yet, |
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Ah, is this him? |
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Sy Borg: |
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This is him. |
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Your wish is |
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his command |
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He likes you |
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He wants to kiss |
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you always |
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Just tell him what |
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you want |
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Joe: |
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Really? |
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Hi, little guy |
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Think I might get a |
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tiny, but exciting |
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Blow...job... |
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Gimme dat, |
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gimme dat |
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Blow job... |
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Gimme dat, give me |
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de chromium cob. |
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Sy Borg: |
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Bend over. |
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Joe: |
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Gay Bob |
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Blow job |
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Gimme dat, |
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gimme dat |
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Blow job |
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Gimme dat, give me |
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de chromium cob |
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Sy Borg: |
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You'll love it! |
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It looks just like a |
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TeleFunken U-47. |
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Joe: |
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Little leather cap |
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and trousers |
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They look so gay.. |
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Warren just bought some |
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Warren just bought some |
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Warren just bought some |
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Hey... |
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Sy Borg: |
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Bob is tired. |
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Plook me now, |
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You savage rascal |
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Ehhh! That tickles. |
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You are a fun person |
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I like you. |
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I want to kiss |
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you always. |
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Joe: |
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Gee, this is great |
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How's about some |
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bondage and |
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humiliation |
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Sy Borg: |
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Anything you say, |
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master. |
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Joe: |
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Oh no, I don't believe |
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it |
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You're way more fun |
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than Mary... |
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Sy Borg: |
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You're plooking |
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too hard... |
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Joe: |
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And cleaner than |
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Lucille... |
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Sy Borg: |
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Plooking on me... |
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Joe: |
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What have I |
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been missing |
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All these years? |
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Sy Borg: |
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Too hard |
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Joe: |
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Sy... |
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Sy Borg: |
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Too hard |
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Joe: |
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Sy... |
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Sy Borg: |
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Plooking too hard |
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on me-e-e-e-e... |
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Joe: |
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Speak to me |
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Oh no... |
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The golden shower |
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must have shorted out |
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His master circuit |
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He's, he's, oh my God |
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I must have |
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plooked him... |
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Hey |
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To death... |
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Hey |
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Central Scrutinizer: |
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This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan- Sexual Roto-Plooker And you're gonna have to pay for it! So give up, you haven't got a chance. |
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Joe: |
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But I... |
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I, I, I, I, I... |
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I can't pay |
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I gave all my money |
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To some kinda groovy |
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religious guy... |
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Two songs ago... |
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Central Scrutinizer: |
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Come on out son... |
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Between the two of us |
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We'll find a way to |
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Work it out |
