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I'm goin' to move down to Florida |
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And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game |
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I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida |
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An I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain |
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Well, they say this [unverified] heals blind man |
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And they say that it'll be [unverified] a Soviet Jew |
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I tell that when I go down to Florida |
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There ain't no kind of sexual healing |
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That I would not should not or could not do said it right here |
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Well, I'm movin' down to Florida |
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And you know I'm gonna have to potty train the chairman Mao |
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And I'm gonna make the governor right my, doo doo, a letter child |
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And then I'm gonna grind me a white castle flat out of India's sacred cow |
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Well, I'm goin' down to Florida, child |
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And I'm gonna build me the atomic bomb |
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I'm gonna hold time hostage down in Florida, child |
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And nobody, ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do, step child |
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By this time I guess you've figured out about Florida |
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Turned the muddy water into Vaseline stand |
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They be making tadpoles the size of mercurys in Florida |
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That be telling Julio Inglesias what to sing |
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Now whoever said that Sidney [unverified] was a blind man |
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Knew the same of Elvis Presley too |
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'Cuz all the sausages that dance like Ray Boulder |
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[Unverified] on the hood of a car in a traffic jam |
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Know just exactly what to do right here |
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Well, I be goin' to Florida |
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Pole cats [unverified] the Seminole sun |
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You know that I'm in Florida |
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Just like Vince I want it all |
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Well, I'm goin' down to Florida, I got hurt |
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So I took all the children down to Florida |
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Then I stored the [unverified] |
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Well, I'm never goin' back to Florida |
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That's why I'm moving today |
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When I settled down in Florida |
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I'm gonna explode the whole damn Tampa bay |
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Get [unverified] in Florida [unverified] |
