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Zappa Frank |
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Roxy And Elsewhere |
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Cheepnis |
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I ate a hot dog |
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It tasted real good |
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Then I watched a movie |
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From Hollywood |
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(repeat) |
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Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me |
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Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all see? |
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The little strings on the Giant Spider?" |
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The Zipper From The Black Lagoon? |
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The vents by the tanks where the bubbles go up? |
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(And the flaps on the side of the moon) |
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The jelly & paint on the 40 watt bulb |
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They use when the slime droozle off |
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The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock |
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And the canvas of the cave is too soft |
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The suits & the hats & the tie's too wide |
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And too short for the scientist man |
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The chemistry lady with the roll-away mind |
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And the monster just ate Japan |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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The monster, |
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Which the peasants in this area call FRUNOBULAX |
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(Apparently a very large poodle dog) |
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Has just been seen approaching The Power Plant |
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Bullets can't stop it |
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Rockets can't stop it |
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We may have to use NUCLEAR FORCE! |
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HERE COMES THAT POODLE DOG! |
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BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR |
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SNAPPIN' OFF THE TREES |
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LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A |
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DRY-WOBBLE LANDSCAPE |
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KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME! |
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WE CAN'T LET IT REPRODUCE! OH! |
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SOMEBODY GET OUT THE PANTS! |
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The National Guard has formed up at the base |
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of the mountain |
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And is attempting to lure the enormous poodle |
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towards the cave |
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Where they hope to destroy it with napalm |
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A thousand of the t |
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and are calling to the monster... |
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Here Fido |
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Here Fido |
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Here Fido |
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GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY THING |
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GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY THING |
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GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE THING |
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GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY THING |
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(repeat) |
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C'mon! Everybody! Let's go! |
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Get the distilled water! Get the canned goods! |
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Get the toilet paper! You know we need it! |
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GO TO DA SHELTER |
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MY BABY, MY BABY, |
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GO TO DA SHELTER |
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GO TO DA SHELTER |
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(repeat) |
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Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me, |
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Can ya see the little string danglin' down |
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Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop shut |
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An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE |
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Go rollin' around |
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Can y'see it all |
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Can y'see it from here |
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Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer knees |
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If you can't, I'm sorry `cause that's |
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all I wanna know |
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I need a little more cheepnis please |
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Baby, I'm sorry `cause it's all I wanna know |
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I need a little more cheepnis please |
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Baby, I'm sorry `cause it's all I wanna know |
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I need a little more cheepnis please |
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(etc. repeats) |
