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Well, if things could talk then I'm sure you'd hear |
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A lot of things to make you cry, my dear |
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Ain't you glad? |
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Oh, ain't you glad? |
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Ain't you glad, glad that things don't talk? |
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Now, if shoes could tell where they've been |
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When you say you've been visiting a friend |
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Ain't you glad? |
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Hey hey hey, ain't you glad? |
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But ain't you glad, glad that shoes don't talk? |
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Now, if doors could tell who's turned the knob |
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When he's away out on his job |
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If cars could tell who's been inside |
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And who's been taking you out for a ride |
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Ain't you glad? |
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Mmm, ain't you glad? |
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But ain't you glad, glad that cars don't talk? |
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In a world of trouble I'd be |
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If things ever told on me |
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My whole life would be through |
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'Cause I'm guilty, how about you? |
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If things ever talk that way |
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Ain't no telling what they might say |
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Ain't you glad? |
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Ain't you glad? |
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Ain't you glad? |
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Oh, ain't you glad? |
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But ain't you glad that things don't talk? |
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Ain't you glad? |
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Ain't you glad? |
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Ain't you glad? |
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Ain't you glad? |
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Ain't you glad? |
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Ain't you glad? |
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But ain't you glad, glad that things don't talk? |