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The Lonely Island - Like A Boss |
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Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review. |
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No problem. |
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So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say? |
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Absolutely, I'm the boss. |
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Ok, so take us through the day in the life of a boss. |
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Well the first thing I do is... |
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Talk to Corporate (Like a boss) |
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Approve memos (Like a boss) |
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Lead a workshop (Like a boss) |
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Remember birthdays (Like a boss) |
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Direct work flow (Like a boss) |
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My own bathroom (Like a boss) |
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Micromanage (Like a boss) |
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Promote synergy (Like a boss) |
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Hit on Deborah (Like a boss) |
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Get rejected (Like a boss) |
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Swallow sadness (Like a boss) |
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Send some faxes (Like a boss) |
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Call a sex line (Like a boss) |
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Cry deeply (Like a boss) |
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Demand a refund (Like a boss) |
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Eat a bagel (Like a boss) |
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Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss) |
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No promotion (Like a boss) |
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Fifth of vodka (Like a boss) |
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Shit on Deborah's desk (Like a boss) |
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Buy a gun (Like a boss) |
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In my mouth (Like a boss) |
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Oh, fuck me, I can't fucking do it, shit! |
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Pussy out (Like a boss) |
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Puke on Deborah's desk (Like a boss) |
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Jump out the window (Like a boss) |
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Suck a dude's dick (Like a boss) |
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Score some coke (Like a boss) |
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Crash my car (Like a boss) |
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Suck my own dick (Like a boss) |
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Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss) |
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Chop my balls off (Like a boss) |
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Black out in the sewer (Like a boss) |
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Meet a giant fish (Like a boss) |
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Fuck his brains out (Like a boss) |
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Turn into a jet (Like a boss) |
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Bomb the Russians (Like a boss) |
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Crash into the sun (Like a boss) |
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Now I'm dead (Like a boss) |
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...Uh-huh, so that's an average day for you then? |
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No doubt. |
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You chop your balls off and die? |
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Hell yeah! |
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And I think you said at one point there you suck your own dick? |
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Nope. |
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I'm pretty sure you did. |
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Nah, that ain't me. |
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Ok, well then this has been eye opening for me. |
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I'm the boss. |
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Yeah, no, I got that, you said it about 400 times. |
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I'm the boss. |
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Yeah, yeah, I got it. |
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I'm the boss. |
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No, I heard you, see you later! |
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Like a boss! |
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