Like A Boss

歌曲 Like A Boss
歌手 Slim Thug
专辑 Westwood Volume X

歌词

[00:-04.00] The Lonely Island - Like A Boss
[00:-01.00]
[00:00.51] Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
[00:03.08] No problem.
[00:04.01] So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
[00:06.20] Absolutely, I'm the boss.
[00:07.99] Ok, so take us through the day in the life of a boss.
[00:10.98] Well the first thing I do is...
[00:12.93] Talk to Corporate (Like a boss)
[00:14.26] Approve memos (Like a boss)
[00:15.71] Lead a workshop (Like a boss)
[00:17.27] Remember birthdays (Like a boss)
[00:18.87] Direct work flow (Like a boss)
[00:20.50] My own bathroom (Like a boss)
[00:22.00] Micromanage (Like a boss)
[00:23.60] Promote synergy (Like a boss)
[00:25.19] Hit on Deborah (Like a boss)
[00:26.86] Get rejected (Like a boss)
[00:28.47] Swallow sadness (Like a boss)
[00:30.05] Send some faxes (Like a boss)
[00:31.66] Call a sex line (Like a boss)
[00:33.18] Cry deeply (Like a boss)
[00:34.69] Demand a refund (Like a boss)
[00:36.59] Eat a bagel (Like a boss)
[00:38.25] Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss)
[00:39.69] No promotion (Like a boss)
[00:41.42] Fifth of vodka (Like a boss)
[00:43.06] Shit on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)
[00:44.63] Buy a gun (Like a boss)
[00:46.04] In my mouth (Like a boss)
[00:47.70] Oh, fuck me, I can't fucking do it, shit!
[00:50.78] Pussy out (Like a boss)
[00:52.61] Puke on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)
[00:54.22] Jump out the window (Like a boss)
[00:55.60] Suck a dude's dick (Like a boss)
[00:57.27] Score some coke (Like a boss)
[00:58.86] Crash my car (Like a boss)
[01:00.37] Suck my own dick (Like a boss)
[01:02.16] Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss)
[01:03.65] Chop my balls off (Like a boss)
[01:05.16] Black out in the sewer (Like a boss)
[01:06.90] Meet a giant fish (Like a boss)
[01:08.40] Fuck his brains out (Like a boss)
[01:09.99] Turn into a jet (Like a boss)
[01:11.44] Bomb the Russians (Like a boss)
[01:13.23] Crash into the sun (Like a boss)
[01:14.80] Now I'm dead (Like a boss)
[01:16.45] ...Uh-huh, so that's an average day for you then?
[01:20.52] No doubt.
[01:21.81] You chop your balls off and die?
[01:23.63] Hell yeah!
[01:24.74] And I think you said at one point there you suck your own dick?
[01:27.53] Nope.
[01:29.59] I'm pretty sure you did.
[01:31.09] Nah, that ain't me.
[01:32.67] Ok, well then this has been eye opening for me.
[01:35.50] I'm the boss.
[01:36.76] Yeah, no, I got that, you said it about 400 times.
[01:38.91] I'm the boss.
[01:40.43] Yeah, yeah, I got it.
[01:41.16] I'm the boss.
[01:42.08] No, I heard you, see you later!
[01:44.51] Like a boss!
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