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Suzy and Johnny were happy |
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Earned enough to pay the rent |
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But Johnny's mother-in-law |
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Had too much ambition |
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And this made Johnny very upset |
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So to keep his little mama satisfied |
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He went and bought the weekly classified |
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All for peace and quiet's sake |
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Johnny gave up his position |
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Just to please his mother-in-law |
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So he left the job where he'd been all his life |
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He left and turned his back on door |
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Now he's looking at the situations vacant |
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Situations vacant |
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Just to keep his little mama satisfied |
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He went and bought the weekly classified |
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All for peace and quiet's sake |
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Then he had to leave the apartment |
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And sought a less plush residence |
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And poor Suzy and Johnny had to skimp and save |
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Just to help to pay the weekly rent |
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So to keep his little mama satisfied |
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He went and bought the weekly classified |
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All for peace and quiet's sake |
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Johnny's got no money, got no where to go |
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Johnny's in a great big hole |
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Suzy's separated, living with her ma |
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Now little mama's satisfied |
