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[Phone Rings] |
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[Phone Voice Sample] |
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If you'd like to make a call, dial your operator |
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If you need help, try, try again |
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Try, try again |
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[Wyclef Jean] |
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I got it started to my face |
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I got it started to my face, right? |
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What you thought, there wasn't gonna be no retaliation? |
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Ha, ha, ha |
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You gotta be kiddin'! |
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You call my name four times on a record? |
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Heh, heh! |
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[Phone Rings] |
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[Phone Voice Sample] |
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If you need help, try, try again |
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Try again |
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[Wyclef Jean] |
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Yo, "Return of Jack the Ripper," what? Nigga please |
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I'ma push you further back than your hairline recedes |
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New York City, don't get it confused |
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Your song will last as long as your part in "Krush Groove" |
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Body moves, the battles, bullets, the lesson |
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You write about being a veteran, but not a legend |
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Back from the war with thirty-two medals of honor |
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You claimin' underground but never been to Bobbito the Barber |
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Gimme them medals back, since you forgot how to rap |
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Call DJ Bobcat and ask him where them old records at |
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Like Channel Five karate, my kick is gonna reach ya |
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A new episode where the student kills the teacher |
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Any last words before I send you to your dream? |
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Hold my hands and pray |
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[lyrics in Creole] |
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You don't got knowledge yourself |
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So you don't know what that mean, a'ight? |
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Who suped you up to do the record in the first place? |
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It lacked taste, you get "The Gas Face" like 3rd Bass |
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L.L. stands for Lickin' Lyor, or Lickin' Lichty |
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Lickin' Lyles, Lickin' Labels, lickin' they balls |
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Under the conference room table |
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When you hear this record, you bound to go AWOL |
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I worked too hard, for this life is serious |
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This ain't bulls-eye, I ain't your target practice |
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So call Mr. Martin, I rarely kill often |
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But in this sound clash, I got a bodybuilder's coffin |
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Back from Miami where your record got no heat |
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That's why your Def Jam interns call it "Battle of the Beats" |
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You're weak nigga! |
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[Phone Rings] |
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[Phone Voice Sample] |
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If you need help, try, try again |
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Try again |
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[Wyclef Jean] |
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Yo, this my question |
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[The Product] |
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What's your question? |
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[Chorus] |
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What's Clef got to do with this, got to do with this? |
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What's Clef? |
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I'm not a Bob Marley impostor |
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What's Clef got to do with this, got to do with this? |
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Tell your ghost writers, "Go write something better" |
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[Phone Rings] |
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[Phone Voice Sample] |
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If you need help, try, try again |
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Try again |
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[Wyclef Jean] |
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Guess who? Uh-oh, uh-oh |
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Here we go-o, uh-oh |
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Every two records you do scenario |
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You get the best MCs, how? To rhyme first |
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Of course you rap last, so you can show off your skirt |
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I guess it didn't work on "4 3 2 1" |
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You got out done by Canibus the young gun |
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Your last weapon, is to call out Wyclef Jean |
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Not knowing that you callin' fire for your cremation |
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Jammin' and cool, sumpthin' like you |
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Jamaicans say, "L.L. a fool" |
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Kids wet too who do the pool |
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Let bells ring like Sunday school |
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L.L. Cool J is hard as hell? |
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So hard at night he's Jezebel |
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I heard the teller, Himmemel |
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How you think he wrote the song? |
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Rock the bells! |
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[The Product] |
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Yo, Clef |
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I know you got styles, but get back to the issue kid |
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This is real! |
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[Wyclef Jean] |
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Yo, don't get me angry, like the Hulk, I'll turn green |
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Your marriage is a cover up, 'cause you use Vaseline |
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Fun love of hip-hop, these lyrics got you steamed |
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Knowing damn well that bad men don't wear g-strings |
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Another side of Clef, the face you won't seein' oppressed |
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I even got the Devil worshippers sayin', "God bless" |
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You star struck, and I'ma buck you like Carlito |
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And when they say, "Who did it?," you tell them Benny Blanco |
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Wyclef, preacher's son, check the revelation |
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Polygram buy Def Jam for twenty million |
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MCA buy Polygram for eleven billion |
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I come to Sony and get pimped by the Haitian-Sicilians |
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And I'll even, get you an ad in "The Source" |
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You'll be the first rapper selling products for hair loss |
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The W-Y-C-L-E-F, Wyclef |
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The return of Jack the Ripper was only to meet his death |
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The next time, you wanna dis me for kicks |
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Get off my dick, go somewhere and lick your lips, bitch! |
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[Phone Rings] |
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[Phone Voice Sample] |
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If you need help, try, try again |
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Try again |
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[The Product] |
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Rest in peace! |
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[Chorus] |
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What's Clef got to do with this, got to do with this? |
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What's Clef? |
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I'm not a muscle man impostor |
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What's Clef got to do with this, got to do with this? |
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Watch what you ask for, 'cause you just might get it |
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[Naomi Campbell] |
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Yo, this is Naomi Campbell chillin' with Wyclef |
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I just wanna tell you L.L., your record is wack |
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L.L., why don't you just give up? |
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[Phone Rings] |
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[Phone Voice Sample] |
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If you need help, try, try again |
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Try again |
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If you need help, try, try again |
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Try, try again |
