歌曲 | Rock n Roll Nerd |
歌手 | Tim Minchin |
专辑 | Darkside |
[00:00.00] | A song upon the subject |
[00:01.642] | Of having night death |
[00:10.040] | He doesn't have a problem with drugs |
[00:12.170] | He just doesn't do them |
[00:16.080] | He's fine that his mates have tattoos |
[00:18.030] | But he reckons they'll rue them |
[00:22.130] | He likes going to pubs |
[00:23.430] | But he hates it when the music's too loud |
[00:26.310] | He tends not to go to rock concerts |
[00:28.290] | Cos he can't stand the crowds |
[00:32.080] | But all he's ever wanted to be |
[00:34.950] | Is a rock star on Rage or MTV |
[00:37.850] | But he knows that it's not very likely |
[00:41.060] | He's just turned thirty |
[00:43.300] | He knows that he will always be |
[00:49.430] | A rock 'n' roll nerd |
[00:51.820] | He'll keep writing songs the world will never hear |
[00:55.810] | And though they won't be heard |
[00:57.680] | He'll just keep writing |
[01:02.250] | But you see the problem is |
[01:04.340] | He always dreamt of being a star |
[01:07.239] | But he learnt piano instead of guitar |
[01:10.829] | Which in the nineties, didn't get you very far |
[01:14.870] | So while the other kids were learning Stairway |
[01:17.670] | He was the piano to their forte |
[01:20.930] | But he was convinced one day he'd rock their ****ing asses |
[01:26.470] | And be an icon for the disenfranchised masses |
[01:31.980] | And grow his hair long and rebel against the state |
[01:35.870] | But just for now that he’d have to wait |
[01:38.379] | Cos he's running late for his morning classes |
[01:41.879] | And he will always be |
[01:44.569] | A rock 'n' roll nerd |
[01:47.319] | He'll keep playing gigs that no one knows about |
[01:51.340] | And though it sounds absurd |
[01:53.200] | He'll just keep playing |
[01:57.760] | But you see the problem is |
[02:00.269] | There's not much depth in what he's singing |
[02:02.609] | He's a victim of his upper-middle class upbringing |
[02:06.870] | So he can't write about the 'hood |
[02:09.060] | Or bling bling |
[02:12.349] | So he sits and imagines his girlfriend is dead |
[02:15.430] | To try and invoke some angst in his middle class head |
[02:19.319] | But she's always fine |
[02:20.699] | At half past nine |
[02:21.919] | When they go to bed |
[02:23.449] | And he's not spent a single night in prison |
[02:26.250] | He has no issues with nutrition |
[02:29.620] | He has no drinking problem and no drug addiction |
[02:35.349] | Unless you count the drugs they put in chicken |
[02:40.629] | And ********* always tends to make him cough |
[02:44.340] | He doesn't look good with his t-shirt off |
[02:46.460] | And when he tries to act tough |
[02:48.389] | You can tell he's trickin' |
[02:52.729] | While his mates all go out late |
[02:54.800] | Poppin' pills and having fun |
[02:56.860] | He goes home and showers |
[02:58.389] | Gets a good eight hours |
[02:59.870] | He gets his thrills from his morning run |
[03:02.080] | And while his mates all go on dates |
[03:04.300] | Taking speed and drinking cans of Jim Beam |
[03:06.620] | He stays home and cooks |
[03:07.919] | Curls up with a book |
[03:09.129] | With a girl he's had since he was seventeen |
[03:12.650] | Cos he's never been part of the scene |
[03:15.060] | While the other kids liked Guns, he liked Queen |
[03:17.319] | He's more into Beatles than the Stones |
[03:19.550] | He's more Stevie Wonder than Ramones |
[03:21.990] | And he's never owned a panel van |
[03:24.110] | He's never shot a Sepultura fan |
[03:26.159] | He doesn't know the difference between metal and thrash |
[03:28.289] | He couldn't tell you nothing about Axl and Slash |
[03:30.900] | He likes Ben Folds and the Jackson Five |
[03:33.419] | He knows all the words to “Staying Alive” |
[03:35.569] | And though he wants to be all grungy and cool |
[03:37.470] | He spent eleven years in a |
[03:38.810] | Private school |
[03:40.479] | So it don't matter how he tries |
[03:42.330] | He cannot hide behind his rock 'n' roll lies |
[03:44.610] | Because you've either got it or you don't |
[03:46.419] | Yeah you'll either rock it or you won't |
[03:48.720] | Yeah you've either got it or you don't |
[03:52.479] | Yeah you'll either rock it or you won't |
[03:58.039] | He knows that his music lacks depth |
[04:00.710] | But it just can't be helped |
[04:04.669] | He has nothing interesting to say |
[04:07.199] | So he writes about himself |
[04:11.900] | But he doesn't want to see self-obsessed |
[04:14.110] | So he writes in third person |
[04:20.160] | In an attempt to seem more rock 'n' roll but he knows it's not working |
[04:25.939] | Deep in his heart he knows |
[04:29.139] | He will never be Jet or Eskimo Joe |
[04:32.800] | And even if he was quite pretty |
[04:35.480] | And wrote songs like missy |
[04:37.829] | He knows that he will always be |
[04:44.879] | A rock 'n' roll nerd |
[04:47.819] | He'll keep writing songs the world don't care about |
[04:51.300] | And though they sound absurd |
[04:53.220] | He'll just keep writing |
[04:58.410] | You can criticize him |
[05:00.870] | But he won't care |
[05:03.399] | Cos he wants to rock |
[05:05.250] | And he will never be deterred |
[05:09.329] | But he'll always be a ******-up, little, try-hard, wannabe rock 'n' roll nerd |
[05:15.399] | (Stairway to Heaven Intro) |
[05:20.560] | Rock 'n' roll nerd |
[00:00.00] | A song upon the subject |
[00:01.642] | Of having night death |
[00:10.040] | He doesn' t have a problem with drugs |
[00:12.170] | He just doesn' t do them |
[00:16.080] | He' s fine that his mates have tattoos |
[00:18.030] | But he reckons they' ll rue them |
[00:22.130] | He likes going to pubs |
[00:23.430] | But he hates it when the music' s too loud |
[00:26.310] | He tends not to go to rock concerts |
[00:28.290] | Cos he can' t stand the crowds |
[00:32.080] | But all he' s ever wanted to be |
[00:34.950] | Is a rock star on Rage or MTV |
[00:37.850] | But he knows that it' s not very likely |
[00:41.060] | He' s just turned thirty |
[00:43.300] | He knows that he will always be |
[00:49.430] | A rock ' n' roll nerd |
[00:51.820] | He' ll keep writing songs the world will never hear |
[00:55.810] | And though they won' t be heard |
[00:57.680] | He' ll just keep writing |
[01:02.250] | But you see the problem is |
[01:04.340] | He always dreamt of being a star |
[01:07.239] | But he learnt piano instead of guitar |
[01:10.829] | Which in the nineties, didn' t get you very far |
[01:14.870] | So while the other kids were learning Stairway |
[01:17.670] | He was the piano to their forte |
[01:20.930] | But he was convinced one day he' d rock their ing asses |
[01:26.470] | And be an icon for the disenfranchised masses |
[01:31.980] | And grow his hair long and rebel against the state |
[01:35.870] | But just for now that he' d have to wait |
[01:38.379] | Cos he' s running late for his morning classes |
[01:41.879] | And he will always be |
[01:44.569] | A rock ' n' roll nerd |
[01:47.319] | He' ll keep playing gigs that no one knows about |
[01:51.340] | And though it sounds absurd |
[01:53.200] | He' ll just keep playing |
[01:57.760] | But you see the problem is |
[02:00.269] | There' s not much depth in what he' s singing |
[02:02.609] | He' s a victim of his uppermiddle class upbringing |
[02:06.870] | So he can' t write about the ' hood |
[02:09.060] | Or bling bling |
[02:12.349] | So he sits and imagines his girlfriend is dead |
[02:15.430] | To try and invoke some angst in his middle class head |
[02:19.319] | But she' s always fine |
[02:20.699] | At half past nine |
[02:21.919] | When they go to bed |
[02:23.449] | And he' s not spent a single night in prison |
[02:26.250] | He has no issues with nutrition |
[02:29.620] | He has no drinking problem and no drug addiction |
[02:35.349] | Unless you count the drugs they put in chicken |
[02:40.629] | And always tends to make him cough |
[02:44.340] | He doesn' t look good with his tshirt off |
[02:46.460] | And when he tries to act tough |
[02:48.389] | You can tell he' s trickin' |
[02:52.729] | While his mates all go out late |
[02:54.800] | Poppin' pills and having fun |
[02:56.860] | He goes home and showers |
[02:58.389] | Gets a good eight hours |
[02:59.870] | He gets his thrills from his morning run |
[03:02.080] | And while his mates all go on dates |
[03:04.300] | Taking speed and drinking cans of Jim Beam |
[03:06.620] | He stays home and cooks |
[03:07.919] | Curls up with a book |
[03:09.129] | With a girl he' s had since he was seventeen |
[03:12.650] | Cos he' s never been part of the scene |
[03:15.060] | While the other kids liked Guns, he liked Queen |
[03:17.319] | He' s more into Beatles than the Stones |
[03:19.550] | He' s more Stevie Wonder than Ramones |
[03:21.990] | And he' s never owned a panel van |
[03:24.110] | He' s never shot a Sepultura fan |
[03:26.159] | He doesn' t know the difference between metal and thrash |
[03:28.289] | He couldn' t tell you nothing about Axl and Slash |
[03:30.900] | He likes Ben Folds and the Jackson Five |
[03:33.419] | He knows all the words to " Staying Alive" |
[03:35.569] | And though he wants to be all grungy and cool |
[03:37.470] | He spent eleven years in a |
[03:38.810] | Private school |
[03:40.479] | So it don' t matter how he tries |
[03:42.330] | He cannot hide behind his rock ' n' roll lies |
[03:44.610] | Because you' ve either got it or you don' t |
[03:46.419] | Yeah you' ll either rock it or you won' t |
[03:48.720] | Yeah you' ve either got it or you don' t |
[03:52.479] | Yeah you' ll either rock it or you won' t |
[03:58.039] | He knows that his music lacks depth |
[04:00.710] | But it just can' t be helped |
[04:04.669] | He has nothing interesting to say |
[04:07.199] | So he writes about himself |
[04:11.900] | But he doesn' t want to see selfobsessed |
[04:14.110] | So he writes in third person |
[04:20.160] | In an attempt to seem more rock ' n' roll but he knows it' s not working |
[04:25.939] | Deep in his heart he knows |
[04:29.139] | He will never be Jet or Eskimo Joe |
[04:32.800] | And even if he was quite pretty |
[04:35.480] | And wrote songs like missy |
[04:37.829] | He knows that he will always be |
[04:44.879] | A rock ' n' roll nerd |
[04:47.819] | He' ll keep writing songs the world don' t care about |
[04:51.300] | And though they sound absurd |
[04:53.220] | He' ll just keep writing |
[04:58.410] | You can criticize him |
[05:00.870] | But he won' t care |
[05:03.399] | Cos he wants to rock |
[05:05.250] | And he will never be deterred |
[05:09.329] | But he' ll always be a up, little, tryhard, wannabe rock ' n' roll nerd |
[05:15.399] | Stairway to Heaven Intro |
[05:20.560] | Rock ' n' roll nerd |
[00:00.00] | |
[00:01.642] | |
[00:10.040] | tā bù làn yòng yào wù |
[00:12.170] | yě cóng méi yǒu zhān guò |
[00:16.080] | tā bù jiè yì péng yǒu men wén shēn |
[00:18.030] | dàn tā xiǎng tā men chí zǎo huì hòu huǐ de |
[00:22.130] | tā xǐ huān pào zài jiǔ bā |
[00:23.430] | què hèn yǒu shí yīn yuè tài chǎo |
[00:26.310] | tā bù zěn me tīng yǎn chàng huì |
[00:28.290] | yīn wèi shòu bù liǎo cuán dòng de rén qún |
[00:32.080] | ér tā yī zhí kě wàng |
[00:34.950] | chéng wéi Rage huò MTV shàng de yáo gǔn jù xīng |
[00:37.850] | dàn tā zhī dào zhè bù dà kě néng |
[00:41.060] | zì jǐ yǐ dào le ér lì zhī nián |
[00:43.300] | tā zhī dào tā zhǐ shì yí gè |
[00:49.430] | yáo gǔn shū dāi zi |
[00:51.820] | chuàng zuò zhe dà zhòng cóng lái bú huì tīng de gē |
[00:55.810] | jǐn guǎn wú rén wèn jīn |
[00:57.680] | tā hái shì jiān chí xiě zhe |
[01:02.250] | dàn wèn tí zài yú |
[01:04.340] | tā cháng cháng zuò zhe yáo gǔn mèng |
[01:07.239] | dàn tā xué de shì gāng qín ér bú shì jí tā |
[01:10.829] | zhè zài jiǔ shí nián dài qǔ de bù liǎo duō dà chéng jiù |
[01:14.870] | yú shì dāng qí tā hái zǐ dàn zhe tiān tī Stairway to HeavenLed Zeppelin |
[01:17.670] | tā zhǐ néng yòng gāng qín gěi tā men bàn zòu |
[01:20.930] | dàn tā què xìn zǒng yǒu yì tiān tā huì yòng yáo gǔn zhèn hàn suǒ yǒu rén |
[01:26.470] | zuò wéi bèi bō duó quán lì de qún tǐ de bǎng yàng |
[01:31.980] | bǎ tóu fà liú zhǎng, fǎn kàng quán wēi |
[01:35.870] | dàn zhèi xiē shì xiàn zài hái lái bù jí zuò |
[01:38.379] | yīn wèi tā shàng zǎo kè jiù yào chí dào le |
[01:41.879] | tā yǒng yuǎn zhǐ shì yí gè |
[01:44.569] | yáo gǔn shū dāi zi |
[01:47.319] | zài wú rén wèn jīn de wǔ tái shàng tán chàng |
[01:51.340] | jǐn guǎn tīng shǎng qù huāng miù |
[01:53.200] | tā hái shì jiān chí chū yǎn |
[01:57.760] | dàn wèn tí zài yú |
[02:00.269] | tā de gē shēng lǐ shēn dù bìng wú jǐ hé |
[02:02.609] | tā bù guò shì shàng céng zhōng chǎn jiē jí jiào yù de shòu hài zhě |
[02:06.870] | yīn cǐ tā xiě bù chū jiē tóu gù shì |
[02:09.060] | huò shì dà jīn liàn zǐ |
[02:12.349] | suǒ yǐ tā huàn xiǎng zì jǐ de nǚ péng yǒu qù shì |
[02:15.430] | shì tú jī qǐ tā zhōng chǎn jiē jí nǎo dài zhōng de yī sī yōu lǜ |
[02:19.319] | dàn shì tā zǒng shì xiāng ān wú shì |
[02:20.699] | měi wǎn jiǔ diǎn bàn |
[02:21.919] | jiù yì qǐ shàng chuáng shuì jiào le |
[02:23.449] | tā yì tiān jú zǐ dōu méi dūn guò |
[02:26.250] | yě méi yǒu yíng yǎng bù liáng de qíng kuàng |
[02:29.620] | bù chōu yān bù xù jiǔ |
[02:35.349] | chú fēi suàn shàng dǎ zài jī ròu lǐ de nóng yào |
[02:40.629] | de yān wèi zhǐ huì ràng tā ké sòu |
[02:44.340] | tā tuō xià chèn shān hòu méi shén me shēn cái |
[02:46.460] | měi dāng tā xiǎng zhuāng dé qiáng zhuàng |
[02:48.389] | dōu bèi kàn chū shì xū zhāng shēng shì |
[02:52.729] | dāng tā de xiōng dì men wài chū wǎn guī |
[02:54.800] | chī yào xún huān |
[02:56.860] | tā dāi zài jiā lǐ chōng zǎo |
[02:58.389] | shuì zú bā xiǎo shí |
[02:59.870] | cóng chén pǎo zhōng de dào kuài gǎn |
[03:02.080] | dāng tā de xiōng dì men chū qù yuē huì |
[03:04.300] | kāi chē dōu fēng hē zhe jīn bīng jiǔ |
[03:06.620] | tā zài zhái zài jiā xià chú |
[03:07.919] | zhuā běn shū quán zài jiǎo luò |
[03:09.129] | hé nà gè shí qī suì jiù zài yì qǐ de nǚ péng yǒu |
[03:12.650] | tā cóng lái gēn bu shàng cháo liú |
[03:15.060] | dāng qí tā rén dōu zhuī qiāng huā de shí hòu tā tīng huáng hòu |
[03:17.319] | bǐ qǐ gǔn shí tā gèng xǐ huān pī tóu shì |
[03:19.550] | tā xǐ huān Stevie Wonder shèn yú Ramones |
[03:21.990] | tā mǎi bu qǐ xiǎo jiào chē |
[03:24.110] | méi kāi qiāng shè guò Sepultura jī liú yuè duì de fěn sī |
[03:26.159] | tā gǎo bu dǒng jīn shǔ hé jī liú de qū bié |
[03:28.289] | nòng bù qīng Axl hé Slash qiāng huā zhǔ chàng hè jí tā shǒu |
[03:30.900] | tā xǐ huān Ben Folds hé Jackson wǔ xiōng dì |
[03:33.419] | huì bèi de Gee Bee staying alive de měi jù gē cí |
[03:35.569] | tā yě xiǎng biàn de hěn kù bù xiū biān fú |
[03:37.470] | dàn shí yī nián de qīng chūn dōu làng fèi zài le |
[03:38.810] | sī lì xué xiào |
[03:40.479] | wú lùn rú hé nǔ lì |
[03:42.330] | dōu wú fǎ yǎn gài tā shēn chù de yáo gǔn huǎng yán |
[03:44.610] | nǐ yào me míng bái yào me bù |
[03:46.419] | rú guǒ bù néng yáo gǔn nà jiù gǔn |
[03:48.720] | nǐ yào me míng bái yào me bù |
[03:52.479] | rú guǒ bù néng yáo gǔn nà jiù gǔn |
[03:58.039] | tā zhī dào tā de yīn yuè quē fá shēn dù |
[04:00.710] | dàn yě méi bàn fǎ |
[04:04.669] | yīn wèi méi yǒu shén me sù cái |
[04:07.199] | tā zhǐ néng xiě zì jǐ |
[04:11.900] | yīn wèi bù xiǎng xiǎn de zì liàn |
[04:14.110] | yú shì huàn chéng dì sān rén chēng |
[04:20.160] | shì tú biàn de gèng yáo gǔn, dàn tā zhī dào méi shén me yòng |
[04:25.939] | nèi xīn zhī zhōng tā míng bái |
[04:29.139] | zì jǐ yǒng yuǎn bù néng chéng jiù Jet hé Eskimo Joe de gāo dù |
[04:32.800] | zòng shǐ yǒu shuài qì de wài biǎo |
[04:35.480] | xiě de cí hái shì yí yàng de niáng pào |
[04:37.829] | tā zhī dào zì jǐ zhōng jiū zhǐ shì yí gè |
[04:44.879] | yáo gǔn shū dāi zi |
[04:47.819] | jì xù xiě méi rén huì tīng de gē |
[04:51.300] | jǐn guǎn tīng qǐ lái kě xiào |
[04:53.220] | dàn tā huì jiān chí xiě xià qù |
[04:58.410] | nǐ kě yǐ duì tā píng tóu lùn zú |
[05:00.870] | tā gēn běn bù zài hu |
[05:03.399] | yīn wèi tā zhǐ xiǎng yáo gǔn xià qù |
[05:05.250] | shén me dōu wú fǎ zǔ lán |
[05:09.329] | tā yǒng yuǎn dōu huì shì nà gè shī bài de, bēi wēi de, nǔ lì xiǎng chéng wéi yáo gǔn jù xīng de shū dāi zi |
[05:15.399] | |
[05:20.560] | yáo gǔn shū dāi zi |