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Standing on a golf course |
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Dressed in P.V.C. |
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I chanced upon a golf girl |
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Selling cups of tea |
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Asked me did I want one |
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Asked me with a grin |
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For three pence you can buy one |
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Full right to the brim |
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Well, of course I had to have one |
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In fact I ordered three |
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So I could watch the golf girl |
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See she fancied me |
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Later on the golf course |
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After drinking tea |
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It started raining golf balls |
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She protected me |
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Her name was Pat |
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And we sat under a tree |
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She kissed me |
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We go for walks in fine weather |
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All together |
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On the golf course |
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We talk in morse |
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Standing on a golf course |
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Dressed in P.V.C. |
|
I chanced upon a golf girl |
|
Selling cups of tea |
|
Asked me did I want one |
|
Asked me with a grin |
|
For three pence you can buy one |
|
Full right to the brim |
|
Well, of course I had to have one |
|
In fact I ordered three |
|
So I could watch the golf girl |
|
See she fancied me |
|
Later on the golf course |
|
After drinking tea |
|
It started raining golf balls |
|
She protected me |
|
Her name was Pat |
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And we sat under a tree |
|
She kissed me |
