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Well, i always heard but i ain't to sure |
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That a man's best friend is a mangy cur |
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I kinda favor the hog myself |
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How about a hand for the hog |
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Ya say, a hog ain't nothin' but a porky thing |
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Little forked freet with a nosy ring |
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Pickle them feet folks |
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How about a hand for the hog |
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If you took a notion i'll bet |
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A good hog would make a hell of a pet |
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You could teach him to ride and hunt |
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You could clean him up and let him sit up front |
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In the scheme of things the way things go |
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You might get bit by the old fido |
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But not by the gentle porker friend. |
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How about a hand for the hog |
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A feller and a hog had a comedy act |
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The feller was terrible as a matter of fact |
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That hog was a funny sucker though |
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How about a hand for the hog |
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If you took a notion i bet |
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You could teach a hog to smoke a cigarette |
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Well it might take a little bit of time |
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But hell, what's time to a hog |
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Well, the way i see it' it looks like this |
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Either you ain't or either you is |
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A true blue lover of the swine, folks |
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How about a hand for the hog |