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Zappa Frank |
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Cucamonga Years 1962-1964 |
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Dear Jeepers |
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-Oh, what have we here? Oh! A letter! It smells... |
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Oh, how wonderful! I just love letters that are |
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perfumed. Oh! Lovely! Lovely stench! Essence |
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of wolfbane! Oh, Let me open it!... |
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"Dear Jeepers, it was so nice of you to attend |
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my party at the castle last week. You and Doris |
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make such a lovely couple. I'm also very glad to |
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have seen Igor, Boris, and Sally Snake, and |
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Funkin the Rat. It was so much fun when we all |
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played 'Pin the Tail on the Werewolf,' Oh yes! |
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and 'Electrical Chairs.' When everybody sat |
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down, Oh! Two million volts! Ha-ha-ha...! Oh, |
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such fun!" |
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Uh...Doris, squeeze me a glass of mildew... |
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And to continue now... |
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"Although the party was supposed to be rot |
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luck, it turned out to be pot luck. It was still |
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lovely of you to bring along that 'Leg of Lepre- |
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chaun au Gratin.' Desdemona wants the recipe. |
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Well, I'm... I'm rather exhausted, so I... I must |
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close now. The sun is coming up and I must |
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return to the crypt. |
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Sincerely, Count Dracula. |
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Oh, P/S. Here's a riddle: |
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Where there's a will, what's the way?" |
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Ho-ho! Ha-ha-ha...! |
