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It's these substandard motels on the corner of 4th and Fremont Street |
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(La, la, la, la, la) |
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Appealing only because they are just that unappealing |
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Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering |
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The rooms have a hint of asbestos |
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And maybe just a dash of formaldehyde |
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And the habit of decomposing |
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Right before your very eyes |
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(La, la, la, la) |
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Along with the people inside |
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What a wonderful caricature of intimacy |
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Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy |
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Tonight tenants range from a lawyer and a virgin |
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Accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie |
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She's getting a job at the firm come Monday |
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The Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorney |
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Moonlighting aside, she really needs his money |
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Oh, wonderful caricature of intimacy |
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Yeah |
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(Yeah) |
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And not to mention, the constable |
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And his proposition, for that virgin |
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Yes, the one the lawyer met with on strictly business |
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As he said to the Mrs. Well, only hours before |
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After he had left, she was fixing her face in a compact |
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There was a terrible crash, between her and the badge |
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(There was a terrible crash) |
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She spilled her purse and her bag |
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And held a purse of a different kind |
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Along with the people inside |
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What a wonderful caricature of intimacy |
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Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy |
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There are no raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses |
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It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses |
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At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains |
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And a few more of your least favorite things |
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Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses |
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It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses |
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At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains |
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And a few more of your least favorite things |
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Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy |
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Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy |
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Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses |
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It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses |
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At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains |
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And a few more of your least favorite things |
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Raindrops on roses and the girls in white dresses |
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And the sleeping with the roaches and the taking best guesses |
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At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains |
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And a few more of your least favorite things |
