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Haji was a punk just like any other boy |
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And he never had no trouble until he started up his Oi band, |
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Safe in the garage or singing in the tub. |
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Till Haji went to far and he plugged in at the pub |
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Twas a cold Christmas eve when Trevor and the skins |
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Popped in for a pint and to nick a back of crisps |
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Trevor liked the music but not the Unity |
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So he unwound Haji's turban and knocked him to his knees |
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If God came down on Christmas Day |
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I know exactly what he'd say |
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He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins |
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But Oi to the world and everybody wins!" |
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Haji was a bloody mess, he ran out thru the crowd |
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He said "we'll meet again we are bloody but not unbowed" |
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Trevor called his bluff and told him where to meet |
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Christmas day on the roof down 20 Oxford street |
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If God came down on Christmas Day |
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I know exactly what he'd say |
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He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins |
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But Oi to the world and everybody wins!" |
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On the roof with the nun chucks Trevor broke a lot of bones |
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But Haji had a sword like that guy in Indiana Jones |
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Police sirens wailing, a bloody dying man |
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Haji was alone and abandoned his band |
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Trevor was there fading and still so full of hate |
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When the skins left him there and went down the fire escape |
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But then Haji saw the north star shining more then ever |
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So he made a tourniquet from his turban saving Trevor |
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The repelled down the roof with the rest of the turban |
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And went back to the pub where they bought each other bourbon |
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If God came down on Christmas Day |
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I know exactly what he'd say |
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He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins |
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But Oi to the world and everybody wins!" |