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Lars, you're on in ten minutes, you ready? |
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I guess but I still gotta write some lyrics |
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Aiight, just remember, it's crunk night |
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In that case, I guess it won't be a problem |
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This popular sub genre is brought to you by materialism |
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We'd like to thank Bentley, Alize champagne and Sean John clothing |
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We'd like to thank the record industry for |
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Marketing hip hop stereotypes to 12 year olds |
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And a pop culture that unquestioningly consumes |
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Vapid, superficial entertainment |
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Phrase about my gun, rhyme about my loot |
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Phrase about these haters, I sometimes have to shoot |
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To rhyme about my clothes, props to my hometown |
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Lyrics that say nothing 'cause that's how we get down |
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Phrase about my click, don't step to me punk |
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Gratuitous rhyme about keeping it crunk |
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Big ups to our genre, we do it our own way |
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It's just too bad our songs don't have anything to say |
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Generic crunk rap, generic crunk rap |
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Generic crunk rap, we don't mess around |
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Generic crunk rap, generic crunk rap |
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Generic crunk rap, you like our dirty sound |
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Buy cars, get crunk, take shots, get crunk |
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Have sex, get crunk, spend money, get crunk |
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Buy cars, get crunk, take shots, get crunk |
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Have sex, get crunk, spend money, get crunk |
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Phrase about my car, Volvo, rhyme about my crew |
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Rap about how much more crunk I am than you |
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Rhyme about my rims, rhyme about my bling |
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Chorus where I scream 'cause I don't know how to sing |
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Rhyme supporting guns and also drinking 40's |
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Misogynist rhyme about banging lots of shorties |
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Rhyme about my doe and then some made up lyrics |
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Get off the gas you swinger, check the deuce, yo, sabiirit |
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Generic crunk rap, generic crunk rap |
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Generic crunk rap, we don't mess around |
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Generic crunk rap, generic crunk rap |
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Generic crunk rap, you like our dirty sound |
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Buy clothes, get crunk, Hennessey, get crunk |
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Escalades, get crunk, spend money, get crunk |
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Buy cars, get crunk, take shots, get crunk |
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Have sex, get crunk, spend money, get crunk |
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Grandmaster flash, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop |
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KRS, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop |
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Run DMC, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop |
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But who can argue with the charts when we're sittin' at the top? |
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Rakim, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop |
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Chuck D, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop |
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De La Soul, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop |
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And we're making so much money that we ain't about to stop |
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Coca Cola, get crunk, Nike, get crunk |
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McDonald's, get crunk, Disney, get crunk |
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Fox Network, get crunk, Armani, get crunk |
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Gap clothing, get crunk, Mercedes, get crunk |
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DKNY, get crunk, Courvoisier, get crunk |
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Prada, get crunk, Wal-Mart, get crunk |
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Chucky Cheese, get crunk, Ralph Lauren, get crunk |
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G-Unit sneakers, get crunk, Louis Vuitton, get crunk |
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I'm just playing, Lil' Jon, you know I love you |
