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MC Lars is more punk than you |
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Go |
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Books about Evanescence |
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(Are not punk rock) |
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Guns n' Roses watches |
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(Are not punk rock) |
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Hello Kitty iPod cases |
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(Are not punk rock) |
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Rob Zombie lunch boxes |
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(Are not punk rock) |
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Slipknot binder paper |
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(Is not punk rock) |
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Tinkerbell pillow cases |
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(Are not punk rock) |
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Led Zeppelin air fresheners |
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(Are not punk rock) |
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Tupac incense burners |
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(Are not punk rock) |
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Hot topic is not punk rock |
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(Hot topic) |
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Hot topic is not punk rock |
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(Hot topic) |
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Hot topic is not punk rock |
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(Hot topic) |
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Hot topic is not punk rock |
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(Hot topic) |
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Misfits candle tins |
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(Are not punk rock) |
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ICP throw blankets |
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(Are not punk rock) |
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Beaded Elvis curtains |
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(Are not punk rock) |
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Talking lambchop plush dolls |
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(Are not punk rock) |
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AC/DC hair clips |
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(Are not punk rock) |
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Spongebob wristbands |
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(Are not punk rock) |
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Sex Pistols boxer shorts |
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(Are not punk rock) |
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Dischord back catalog |
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(Okay, maybe that's punk rock) |
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What? |
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Hot topic is not punk rock |
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(Hot topic) |
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Hot topic is not punk rock |
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(Hot topic) |
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Hot topic is not punk rock |
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(Hot topic) |
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Hot topic is not punk rock |
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(Hot topic) |
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Hot topic is a contrived identification |
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With youth subcultures to manufacture |
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An anti-authoritarian identity and make millions |
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The 8 dollars you paid for the Mudvayne poster |
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Would be better spent used to see your brother's friend's band |
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DIY ethics are punk rock, starting your own label is punk rock |
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G.G. Allin was punk rock |
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But when a crass corporate vulture |
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Feeds on mass-consumer culture |
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This spending mommy's money is not punk rock |
