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[YTCracker:] |
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had a problem with the chicks in the early nineties |
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now i pimp women until I'm ninety |
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poster child for the geeky life |
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manifested get the girls undressed and |
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get it on get the ladies sex and |
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put the mic down and pick a drink up |
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later that night I'll beat the pink up |
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check my site i put a link up |
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contact me I'm a digital g |
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come from the net but born in cali |
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west coast player I'm the mayor of the get down |
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fly rhymesayer chicks say I'm the best now |
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put me to the test now |
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see why girls died from the 99 to meet me |
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computer hacking skills pay the bills and they greet me |
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oh so sweet |
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[Chorus:] |
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You know we're the truth sayers |
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We're the nerdcore players |
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I'm pimping like John Mayer |
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My game is heavy like Slayer |
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[MC Lars:] |
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Girl what's your name, what's your sign, where you from? |
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Want to go hyphy, want to go dumb? |
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I'll tell you jokes and make you laugh |
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Sad lonely nights they're in the past |
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Mountain Dew I'll buy you that (yup!) |
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Beef jerky I'll but you that, books about Nietzsche, I'll buy you that |
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BART tickets to Richmond I'll but you that |
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I keep it real like ontology |
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A priori player, fly like ornithology |
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"All Apologies", I'm so In Utero |
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My castles in the clouds like Victor Hugo |
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TPFR - True Pimp for Real |
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Ask anyone you know, I'm a very big deal |
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I sold 20,000 with minimal promotion |
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Wake up you're in love like Billy Ocean! |
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[Chorus] |
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[YTCracker:] |
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I'll get her number you run point |
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land every broad up in this joint |
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or I'll be the wingman call me goose |
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grease chicks like bacon we so footloose |
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they're obtuse were acute shes so cute |
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rubbing on my tracksuit |
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tell 'em lars how we do it in hurr |
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get up on the mic and do that thurr |
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[MC Lars:] |
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YT and me we pimp these ladies |
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KOL-Con V, we made some babies |
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At Comic-Con we met some chicks |
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Who knew all of the Lucas flicks |
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My Monty Python makes them holler |
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Laptop baller, game shot caller |
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B, A, left, right, guess who I'm taking home tonight! |
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You use protection right? |
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That's right YTCracker! A true player's always gots to wrap it up! |
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Word! |
