歌曲 | Ten Year Old |
歌手 | MC Chris |
专辑 | Knowing Is Half the Hassle |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
Kid:mc, can I have your autograph? mc: Sure kid. I'm in a real hurry. What's your name? Kid: It's Mikey. mc: ok, Mikey. Mikey:mc, I hope I have a real high voice like you someday. | |
What’s my name? mc | |
And what do I do? Rap. | |
M.D.’s screaming need 50 cc’s of mc stat. | |
E.R. staff be freakin’ like mariah on the rag. | |
mc chris squeezin’ contents out of tiny plastic bags. | |
it’s like hypnotizin’ eyes and gettin’ digits on the pad. | |
legs seperate like hyphens because mc’s still the mack. | |
identify the items by the bar code on the tag. | |
identify the rapper cuz he’s knee deep in the vag. | |
I got my glocks cocked, | |
I got my nine’s primed, | |
I got my crosshairs locked on kelly lebrock’s behind, | |
I got my lungs locked on chemotherapy kind, | |
I got more rhyme than shel silverstein and shakespeare combined. | |
(Chorus) | |
I sound like a ten year old | |
or so I’ve been told, | |
but you don’t need a voice that’s low to make the microphone gold. | |
other’s claim that they be midas but they got laryngitis, | |
so wont‘cha kick it with the mc with the voice that’s the highest. | |
(higher voice)I said,I sound like a ten year old | |
or so I’ve been told, | |
but you don’t need a voice that’s low to make the microphone gold. | |
other’s claim that they be midas but they got laryngitis, | |
so wont‘cha kick it with the mc with the voice that’s the highest. | |
so come on. | |
mc: here ya go kid. Mikey:mc, one more thing. mc: Come on I gotta get onstage. Mikey: I got a question. mc: What is it? Mikey: How'd you get to be such a big star? mc: Well, I'm a pretty good fuckin' rapper. | |
what’s my name? mc. | |
and what do I do? rock. | |
I’m intimidating jocks | |
and inseminating socks, | |
I’m infiltrating flocks of fembots, | |
high off that hemlock, | |
mud wrestling bittie buttocks like ox. | |
let’s knock chucks cuz we can’t afford boots. | |
let’s get high aka pull tubes. | |
don’t ask why, just let it all loose, | |
watch this mike get abused, | |
watch me change your attitude. | |
call me gavin, I’m the captain of this carnival cruise. | |
kathy lee lets me rub my dick on her boobs. | |
seems tweens in cleavage jeans is many a man’s muse, | |
all mc needs is just a bucket of booze. | |
watch me, blow a load on your butt tattoo, | |
watch me, come back for seconds like it’s chinese food. | |
no one can hear you scream, cuz it’s a soundproof room. | |
I’m done, get the fuck out, send in number two! | |
repeat chorus | |
Mikey: Um, mc. I got one more question for you. mc:Eh, what is it kid? I gotta get onstage. Mikey:Um, will you be my daddy? mc: Yeah, I'll be your daddy. Get in the van. | |
what’s my name? mc. | |
and what do I do? roll. | |
I’m all up in that shit like it’s fuckin camel toe. | |
olsen twins on my dick like it’s a stripper pole. | |
if you’re hooked on the shit, my middle name is methadone. | |
so, let’s do this quick so no one will ever know. | |
mc nice got more ice than a fuckin’ eskimo. | |
he’s not whack nickleback singing songs for michelobe. | |
jigga man, why you treat me like animal? | |
at the mall, at the park, rollerink, backyard, | |
soft hearted bard who makes the hardcore hard. | |
I weigh a buck fiddy, stand 5.5, | |
and when I muff dive, you see the fuckin fur fly. | |
don’t own a celly, my sneakers is my ride, | |
been disgraced, demoted, I been denied. | |
all my fan mail says someday that I’ll get signed. | |
mc chris, lower case, no dots, rewind. | |
repeat chorus |
Kid: mc, can I have your autograph? mc: Sure kid. I' m in a real hurry. What' s your name? Kid: It' s Mikey. mc: ok, Mikey. Mikey: mc, I hope I have a real high voice like you someday. | |
What' s my name? mc | |
And what do I do? Rap. | |
M. D.' s screaming need 50 cc' s of mc stat. | |
E. R. staff be freakin' like mariah on the rag. | |
mc chris squeezin' contents out of tiny plastic bags. | |
it' s like hypnotizin' eyes and gettin' digits on the pad. | |
legs seperate like hyphens because mc' s still the mack. | |
identify the items by the bar code on the tag. | |
identify the rapper cuz he' s knee deep in the vag. | |
I got my glocks cocked, | |
I got my nine' s primed, | |
I got my crosshairs locked on kelly lebrock' s behind, | |
I got my lungs locked on chemotherapy kind, | |
I got more rhyme than shel silverstein and shakespeare combined. | |
Chorus | |
I sound like a ten year old | |
or so I' ve been told, | |
but you don' t need a voice that' s low to make the microphone gold. | |
other' s claim that they be midas but they got laryngitis, | |
so wont' cha kick it with the mc with the voice that' s the highest. | |
higher voice I said, I sound like a ten year old | |
or so I' ve been told, | |
but you don' t need a voice that' s low to make the microphone gold. | |
other' s claim that they be midas but they got laryngitis, | |
so wont' cha kick it with the mc with the voice that' s the highest. | |
so come on. | |
mc: here ya go kid. Mikey: mc, one more thing. mc: Come on I gotta get onstage. Mikey: I got a question. mc: What is it? Mikey: How' d you get to be such a big star? mc: Well, I' m a pretty good fuckin' rapper. | |
what' s my name? mc. | |
and what do I do? rock. | |
I' m intimidating jocks | |
and inseminating socks, | |
I' m infiltrating flocks of fembots, | |
high off that hemlock, | |
mud wrestling bittie buttocks like ox. | |
let' s knock chucks cuz we can' t afford boots. | |
let' s get high aka pull tubes. | |
don' t ask why, just let it all loose, | |
watch this mike get abused, | |
watch me change your attitude. | |
call me gavin, I' m the captain of this carnival cruise. | |
kathy lee lets me rub my dick on her boobs. | |
seems tweens in cleavage jeans is many a man' s muse, | |
all mc needs is just a bucket of booze. | |
watch me, blow a load on your butt tattoo, | |
watch me, come back for seconds like it' s chinese food. | |
no one can hear you scream, cuz it' s a soundproof room. | |
I' m done, get the fuck out, send in number two! | |
repeat chorus | |
Mikey: Um, mc. I got one more question for you. mc: Eh, what is it kid? I gotta get onstage. Mikey: Um, will you be my daddy? mc: Yeah, I' ll be your daddy. Get in the van. | |
what' s my name? mc. | |
and what do I do? roll. | |
I' m all up in that shit like it' s fuckin camel toe. | |
olsen twins on my dick like it' s a stripper pole. | |
if you' re hooked on the shit, my middle name is methadone. | |
so, let' s do this quick so no one will ever know. | |
mc nice got more ice than a fuckin' eskimo. | |
he' s not whack nickleback singing songs for michelobe. | |
jigga man, why you treat me like animal? | |
at the mall, at the park, rollerink, backyard, | |
soft hearted bard who makes the hardcore hard. | |
I weigh a buck fiddy, stand 5. 5, | |
and when I muff dive, you see the fuckin fur fly. | |
don' t own a celly, my sneakers is my ride, | |
been disgraced, demoted, I been denied. | |
all my fan mail says someday that I' ll get signed. | |
mc chris, lower case, no dots, rewind. | |
repeat chorus |
Kid: mc, can I have your autograph? mc: Sure kid. I' m in a real hurry. What' s your name? Kid: It' s Mikey. mc: ok, Mikey. Mikey: mc, I hope I have a real high voice like you someday. | |
What' s my name? mc | |
And what do I do? Rap. | |
M. D.' s screaming need 50 cc' s of mc stat. | |
E. R. staff be freakin' like mariah on the rag. | |
mc chris squeezin' contents out of tiny plastic bags. | |
it' s like hypnotizin' eyes and gettin' digits on the pad. | |
legs seperate like hyphens because mc' s still the mack. | |
identify the items by the bar code on the tag. | |
identify the rapper cuz he' s knee deep in the vag. | |
I got my glocks cocked, | |
I got my nine' s primed, | |
I got my crosshairs locked on kelly lebrock' s behind, | |
I got my lungs locked on chemotherapy kind, | |
I got more rhyme than shel silverstein and shakespeare combined. | |
Chorus | |
I sound like a ten year old | |
or so I' ve been told, | |
but you don' t need a voice that' s low to make the microphone gold. | |
other' s claim that they be midas but they got laryngitis, | |
so wont' cha kick it with the mc with the voice that' s the highest. | |
higher voice I said, I sound like a ten year old | |
or so I' ve been told, | |
but you don' t need a voice that' s low to make the microphone gold. | |
other' s claim that they be midas but they got laryngitis, | |
so wont' cha kick it with the mc with the voice that' s the highest. | |
so come on. | |
mc: here ya go kid. Mikey: mc, one more thing. mc: Come on I gotta get onstage. Mikey: I got a question. mc: What is it? Mikey: How' d you get to be such a big star? mc: Well, I' m a pretty good fuckin' rapper. | |
what' s my name? mc. | |
and what do I do? rock. | |
I' m intimidating jocks | |
and inseminating socks, | |
I' m infiltrating flocks of fembots, | |
high off that hemlock, | |
mud wrestling bittie buttocks like ox. | |
let' s knock chucks cuz we can' t afford boots. | |
let' s get high aka pull tubes. | |
don' t ask why, just let it all loose, | |
watch this mike get abused, | |
watch me change your attitude. | |
call me gavin, I' m the captain of this carnival cruise. | |
kathy lee lets me rub my dick on her boobs. | |
seems tweens in cleavage jeans is many a man' s muse, | |
all mc needs is just a bucket of booze. | |
watch me, blow a load on your butt tattoo, | |
watch me, come back for seconds like it' s chinese food. | |
no one can hear you scream, cuz it' s a soundproof room. | |
I' m done, get the fuck out, send in number two! | |
repeat chorus | |
Mikey: Um, mc. I got one more question for you. mc: Eh, what is it kid? I gotta get onstage. Mikey: Um, will you be my daddy? mc: Yeah, I' ll be your daddy. Get in the van. | |
what' s my name? mc. | |
and what do I do? roll. | |
I' m all up in that shit like it' s fuckin camel toe. | |
olsen twins on my dick like it' s a stripper pole. | |
if you' re hooked on the shit, my middle name is methadone. | |
so, let' s do this quick so no one will ever know. | |
mc nice got more ice than a fuckin' eskimo. | |
he' s not whack nickleback singing songs for michelobe. | |
jigga man, why you treat me like animal? | |
at the mall, at the park, rollerink, backyard, | |
soft hearted bard who makes the hardcore hard. | |
I weigh a buck fiddy, stand 5. 5, | |
and when I muff dive, you see the fuckin fur fly. | |
don' t own a celly, my sneakers is my ride, | |
been disgraced, demoted, I been denied. | |
all my fan mail says someday that I' ll get signed. | |
mc chris, lower case, no dots, rewind. | |
repeat chorus |