[00:05.030] | 老婆就像武则天 |
[00:11.550] | 发行:欧乐文化 |
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[00:28.590] | 自从认识老婆那天起 |
[00:32.460] | 就给我定下了这些规矩 |
[00:36.460] | 兜里的零钱不能超过一 |
[00:40.380] | 对别的女孩也不能笑嘻嘻 |
[00:44.440] | 老婆经常说 |
[00:46.440] | 天是蓝的海是深的 |
[00:50.430] | 男人说的话没有一句是真的 |
[00:54.510] | 爱是永恒的血是鲜红的 |
[00:58.440] | 对男人不打是不行的 |
[01:02.430] | 对白男:嗯 太放肆了 你敢再说一遍吗 |
[01:09.040] | 对白女:哎呦 说一遍 怎么了 |
[01:12.660] | 对白男:又生气了 我不就问问嘛 |
[01:16.840] | |
[01:18.590] | 老婆就像是武则天 |
[01:22.580] | 独揽着家里的行政大权 |
[01:26.520] | 可恨他问我是否情愿 |
[01:30.450] | 回答不正确就不让我吃饭 |
[01:34.440] | 老婆就像是武则天 |
[01:38.500] | 我就象伺候您的小太监 |
[01:42.560] | 每天高呼着老婆万岁 |
[01:46.550] | 老婆说话就是圣旨一切都对 |
[01:50.290] | |
[02:26.670] | 自从认识老婆那天起 |
[02:30.670] | 就给我定下了这些规矩 |
[02:34.470] | 兜里的零钱不能超过一 |
[02:37.530] | 对别的女孩也不能笑嘻嘻 |
[02:42.520] | 老婆经常说 |
[02:44.460] | 天是蓝的海是深的 |
[02:48.990] | 男人说的话没有一句是真的 |
[02:53.050] | 爱是永恒的血是鲜红的 |
[02:56.980] | 对男人不打是不行的 |
[03:01.360] | 对白男:嘿嘿 老婆以后你能不能别这样啊 |
[03:08.010] | 对白女:怎么了 这样不好吗 |
[03:10.910] | 对白男:这样 嗯 那个~ |
[03:13.590] | 对白女:嗯 |
[03:14.460] | 对白男:这样挺好 挺好 |
[03:15.850] | |
[03:17.460] | 老婆就像是武则天 |
[03:21.330] | 独揽着家里的行政大权 |
[03:25.330] | 可恨他问我是否情愿 |
[03:29.320] | 回答不正确就不让我吃饭 |
[03:33.310] | 老婆就像是武则天 |
[03:37.430] | 我就象伺候您的小太监 |
[03:41.360] | 每天高呼着老婆万岁 |
[03:45.360] | 老婆说话就是圣旨一切都对 |
[03:48.670] | 对白女:还不做饭去 |
[03:51.350] | 哎 老婆说话就是圣旨一切都对 |
[00:05.030] | lao po jiu xiang wu ze tian |
[00:11.550] | fa xing: ou le wen hua |
[00:13.350] | |
[00:28.590] | zi cong ren shi lao po na tian qi |
[00:32.460] | jiu gei wo ding xia le zhei xie gui ju |
[00:36.460] | dou li de ling qian bu neng chao guo yi |
[00:40.380] | dui bie de nv hai ye bu neng xiao xi xi |
[00:44.440] | lao po jing chang shuo |
[00:46.440] | tian shi lan de hai shi shen de |
[00:50.430] | nan ren shuo de hua mei you yi ju shi zhen de |
[00:54.510] | ai shi yong heng de xue shi xian hong de |
[00:58.440] | dui nan ren bu da shi bu xing de |
[01:02.430] | dui bai nan: tai fang si le ni gan zai shuo yi bian ma |
[01:09.040] | dui bai nv: ai you shuo yi bian zen me le |
[01:12.660] | dui bai nan: you sheng qi le wo bu jiu wen wen ma |
[01:16.840] | |
[01:18.590] | lao po jiu xiang shi wu ze tian |
[01:22.580] | du lan zhe jia li de xing zheng da quan |
[01:26.520] | ke hen ta wen wo shi fou qing yuan |
[01:30.450] | hui da bu zheng que jiu bu rang wo chi fan |
[01:34.440] | lao po jiu xiang shi wu ze tian |
[01:38.500] | wo jiu xiang ci hou nin de xiao tai jian |
[01:42.560] | mei tian gao hu zhe lao po wan sui |
[01:46.550] | lao po shuo hua jiu shi sheng zhi yi qie dou dui |
[01:50.290] | |
[02:26.670] | zi cong ren shi lao po na tian qi |
[02:30.670] | jiu gei wo ding xia le zhei xie gui ju |
[02:34.470] | dou li de ling qian bu neng chao guo yi |
[02:37.530] | dui bie de nv hai ye bu neng xiao xi xi |
[02:42.520] | lao po jing chang shuo |
[02:44.460] | tian shi lan de hai shi shen de |
[02:48.990] | nan ren shuo de hua mei you yi ju shi zhen de |
[02:53.050] | ai shi yong heng de xue shi xian hong de |
[02:56.980] | dui nan ren bu da shi bu xing de |
[03:01.360] | dui bai nan: hei hei lao po yi hou ni neng bu neng bie zhe yang a |
[03:08.010] | dui bai nv: zen me le zhe yang bu hao ma |
[03:10.910] | dui bai nan: zhe yang na ge |
[03:13.590] | dui bai nv: |
[03:14.460] | dui bai nan: zhe yang ting hao ting hao |
[03:15.850] | |
[03:17.460] | lao po jiu xiang shi wu ze tian |
[03:21.330] | du lan zhe jia li de xing zheng da quan |
[03:25.330] | ke hen ta wen wo shi fou qing yuan |
[03:29.320] | hui da bu zheng que jiu bu rang wo chi fan |
[03:33.310] | lao po jiu xiang shi wu ze tian |
[03:37.430] | wo jiu xiang ci hou nin de xiao tai jian |
[03:41.360] | mei tian gao hu zhe lao po wan sui |
[03:45.360] | lao po shuo hua jiu shi sheng zhi yi qie dou dui |
[03:48.670] | dui bai nv: hai bu zuo fan qu |
[03:51.350] | ai lao po shuo hua jiu shi sheng zhi yi qie dou dui |
[00:05.030] | lǎo pó jiù xiàng wǔ zé tiān |
[00:11.550] | fā xíng: ōu lè wén huà |
[00:13.350] | |
[00:28.590] | zì cóng rèn shi lǎo pó nà tiān qǐ |
[00:32.460] | jiù gěi wǒ dìng xià le zhèi xiē guī jǔ |
[00:36.460] | dōu lǐ de líng qián bù néng chāo guò yī |
[00:40.380] | duì bié de nǚ hái yě bù néng xiào xī xī |
[00:44.440] | lǎo pó jīng cháng shuō |
[00:46.440] | tiān shì lán de hǎi shì shēn de |
[00:50.430] | nán rén shuō de huà méi yǒu yī jù shì zhēn de |
[00:54.510] | ài shì yǒng héng de xuè shì xiān hóng de |
[00:58.440] | duì nán rén bù dǎ shì bù xíng de |
[01:02.430] | duì bái nán: tài fàng sì le nǐ gǎn zài shuō yī biàn ma |
[01:09.040] | duì bái nǚ: āi yōu shuō yī biàn zěn me le |
[01:12.660] | duì bái nán: yòu shēng qì le wǒ bù jiù wèn wèn ma |
[01:16.840] | |
[01:18.590] | lǎo pó jiù xiàng shì wǔ zé tiān |
[01:22.580] | dú lǎn zhe jiā lǐ de xíng zhèng dà quán |
[01:26.520] | kě hèn tā wèn wǒ shì fǒu qíng yuàn |
[01:30.450] | huí dá bù zhèng què jiù bù ràng wǒ chī fàn |
[01:34.440] | lǎo pó jiù xiàng shì wǔ zé tiān |
[01:38.500] | wǒ jiù xiàng cì hou nín de xiǎo tài jiàn |
[01:42.560] | měi tiān gāo hū zhe lǎo pó wàn suì |
[01:46.550] | lǎo pó shuō huà jiù shì shèng zhǐ yī qiè dōu duì |
[01:50.290] | |
[02:26.670] | zì cóng rèn shi lǎo pó nà tiān qǐ |
[02:30.670] | jiù gěi wǒ dìng xià le zhèi xiē guī jǔ |
[02:34.470] | dōu lǐ de líng qián bù néng chāo guò yī |
[02:37.530] | duì bié de nǚ hái yě bù néng xiào xī xī |
[02:42.520] | lǎo pó jīng cháng shuō |
[02:44.460] | tiān shì lán de hǎi shì shēn de |
[02:48.990] | nán rén shuō de huà méi yǒu yī jù shì zhēn de |
[02:53.050] | ài shì yǒng héng de xuè shì xiān hóng de |
[02:56.980] | duì nán rén bù dǎ shì bù xíng de |
[03:01.360] | duì bái nán: hēi hēi lǎo pó yǐ hòu nǐ néng bù néng bié zhè yàng a |
[03:08.010] | duì bái nǚ: zěn me le zhè yàng bù hǎo ma |
[03:10.910] | duì bái nán: zhè yàng nà gè |
[03:13.590] | duì bái nǚ: |
[03:14.460] | duì bái nán: zhè yàng tǐng hǎo tǐng hǎo |
[03:15.850] | |
[03:17.460] | lǎo pó jiù xiàng shì wǔ zé tiān |
[03:21.330] | dú lǎn zhe jiā lǐ de xíng zhèng dà quán |
[03:25.330] | kě hèn tā wèn wǒ shì fǒu qíng yuàn |
[03:29.320] | huí dá bù zhèng què jiù bù ràng wǒ chī fàn |
[03:33.310] | lǎo pó jiù xiàng shì wǔ zé tiān |
[03:37.430] | wǒ jiù xiàng cì hou nín de xiǎo tài jiàn |
[03:41.360] | měi tiān gāo hū zhe lǎo pó wàn suì |
[03:45.360] | lǎo pó shuō huà jiù shì shèng zhǐ yī qiè dōu duì |
[03:48.670] | duì bái nǚ: hái bù zuò fàn qù |
[03:51.350] | āi lǎo pó shuō huà jiù shì shèng zhǐ yī qiè dōu duì |