[ti:少喝二两] | |
[ar:贺国锋] | |
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[00:27.332] | 张总喝酒喝酒来来来 |
[00:30.653] | 不要签合同吗不能喝酒呀 |
[00:33.310] | 哎呀咋呀不咋酒醉心里明 |
[00:38.454] | 就是喝完酒再签也不迟 |
[00:42.153] | 烧酒它虽然是五呀那五谷精 |
[00:50.228] | 喝得多了你一定要小心 |
[00:58.208] | 烧酒一喝你就来精神呀来精神 |
[01:03.138] | 签下个合同他有可能就是个陷阱 |
[01:12.349] | 兄弟你喝了酒了不敢开车噢 |
[01:14.985] | 哎呀没事你放心吧 |
[01:18.115] | 哎不敢哎不能开哎 |
[01:20.697] | 烧酒它虽然是五谷水 |
[01:30.157] | 喝得多了你还是要倒霉 |
[01:38.205] | 先软你那胳膊后软你那腿后软你的腿 |
[01:46.320] | 开上那个汽车你就像那个子弹飞 |
[01:54.861] | 哎呀咋出乱子了警察过来了 |
[02:00.686] | 同志你没事吧哎呀咋呀不咋 |
[02:07.532] | 您是不是喝酒了哎呀我就喝了点啤酒嘛 |
[02:12.623] | 您这是酒后驾驶呀哎呀啤酒又不是酒 |
[02:17.480] | 啤酒当然是酒了哎呀啤酒是酒 |
[02:21.141] | 玉米是米吗土豆是豆吗那你家的酱油是油吗 |
[02:26.902] | 纯粹是........哎呀对不起请下车接受检查 |
[02:36.306] | 烧酒它不像矿泉水喝得多了伤呀那伤脾胃 |
[02:52.178] | 喝的衣帽不整还出洋相出洋相 |
[02:57.217] | 拉住个小姨子非说是自己的娘 |
[03:07.145] | 你看喝成个甚了连人也认不得了 |
[03:11.413] | 你看今回去老婆肯定收拾他呀不信看着 |
[03:16.348] | 烧酒它不像那个纯呀那纯净水 |
[03:20.145] | 喝得多了你一定要后悔 |
[03:32.305] | 喝的老婆晚上和你背靠背背靠背 |
[03:40.271] | 少喝上二两我看你也不吃亏 |
[03:48.144] | 少喝上二两我看你也不吃亏 |
[03:56.122] | 再不敢喝酒了奥 |
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ti: shao he er liang | |
ar: he guo feng | |
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[00:27.332] | zhang zong he jiu he jiu lai lai lai |
[00:30.653] | bu yao qian he tong ma bu neng he jiu ya |
[00:33.310] | ai ya za ya bu za jiu zui xin li ming |
[00:38.454] | jiu shi he wan jiu zai qian ye bu chi |
[00:42.153] | shao jiu ta sui ran shi wu ya na wu gu jing |
[00:50.228] | he de duo le ni yi ding yao xiao xin |
[00:58.208] | shao jiu yi he ni jiu lai jing shen ya lai jing shen |
[01:03.138] | qian xia ge he tong ta you ke neng jiu shi ge xian jing |
[01:12.349] | xiong di ni he le jiu liao bu gan kai che o |
[01:14.985] | ai ya mei shi ni fang xin ba |
[01:18.115] | ai bu gan ai bu neng kai ai |
[01:20.697] | shao jiu ta sui ran shi wu gu shui |
[01:30.157] | he de duo le ni hai shi yao dao mei |
[01:38.205] | xian ruan ni na ge bo hou ruan ni na tui hou ruan ni de tui |
[01:46.320] | kai shang na ge qi che ni jiu xiang na ge zi dan fei |
[01:54.861] | ai ya za chu luan zi le jing cha guo lai le |
[02:00.686] | tong zhi ni mei shi ba ai ya za ya bu za |
[02:07.532] | nin shi bu shi he jiu le ai ya wo jiu he le dian pi jiu ma |
[02:12.623] | nin zhe shi jiu hou jia shi ya ai ya pi jiu you bu shi jiu |
[02:17.480] | pi jiu dang ran shi jiu le ai ya pi jiu shi jiu |
[02:21.141] | yu mi shi mi ma tu dou shi dou ma na ni jia de jiang you shi you ma |
[02:26.902] | chun cui shi........ ai ya dui bu qi qing xia che jie shou jian cha |
[02:36.306] | shao jiu ta bu xiang kuang quan shui he de duo le shang ya na shang pi wei |
[02:52.178] | he de yi mao bu zheng hai chu yang xiang chu yang xiang |
[02:57.217] | la zhu ge xiao yi zi fei shuo shi zi ji de niang |
[03:07.145] | ni kan he cheng ge shen le lian ren ye ren bu de le |
[03:11.413] | ni kan jin hui qu lao po ken ding shou shi ta ya bu xin kan zhe |
[03:16.348] | shao jiu ta bu xiang na ge chun ya na chun jing shui |
[03:20.145] | he de duo le ni yi ding yao hou hui |
[03:32.305] | he de lao po wan shang he ni bei kao bei bei kao bei |
[03:40.271] | shao he shang er liang wo kan ni ye bu chi kui |
[03:48.144] | shao he shang er liang wo kan ni ye bu chi kui |
[03:56.122] | zai bu gan he jiu le ao |
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ti: shǎo hē èr liǎng | |
ar: hè guó fēng | |
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[00:27.332] | zhāng zǒng hē jiǔ hē jiǔ lái lái lái |
[00:30.653] | bú yào qiān hé tóng ma bù néng hē jiǔ ya |
[00:33.310] | āi yā zǎ yā bù zǎ jiǔ zuì xīn lǐ míng |
[00:38.454] | jiù shì hē wán jiǔ zài qiān yě bù chí |
[00:42.153] | shāo jiǔ tā suī rán shì wǔ ya nà wǔ gǔ jīng |
[00:50.228] | hē dé duō le nǐ yí dìng yào xiǎo xīn |
[00:58.208] | shāo jiǔ yī hē nǐ jiù lái jīng shén ya lái jīng shén |
[01:03.138] | qiān xià gè hé tóng tā yǒu kě néng jiù shì gè xiàn jǐng |
[01:12.349] | xiōng dì nǐ hē le jiǔ liǎo bù gǎn kāi chē ō |
[01:14.985] | āi yā méi shì nǐ fàng xīn ba |
[01:18.115] | āi bù gǎn āi bù néng kāi āi |
[01:20.697] | shāo jiǔ tā suī rán shì wǔ gǔ shuǐ |
[01:30.157] | hē dé duō le nǐ hái shì yào dǎo méi |
[01:38.205] | xiān ruǎn nǐ nà gē bó hòu ruǎn nǐ nà tuǐ hòu ruǎn nǐ de tuǐ |
[01:46.320] | kāi shàng nà gè qì chē nǐ jiù xiàng nà gè zǐ dàn fēi |
[01:54.861] | āi yā zǎ chū luàn zǐ le jǐng chá guò lái le |
[02:00.686] | tóng zhì nǐ méi shì ba āi yā zǎ yā bù zǎ |
[02:07.532] | nín shì bú shì hē jiǔ le āi yā wǒ jiù hē le diǎn pí jiǔ ma |
[02:12.623] | nín zhè shì jiǔ hòu jià shǐ ya āi yā pí jiǔ yòu bú shì jiǔ |
[02:17.480] | pí jiǔ dāng rán shì jiǔ le āi yā pí jiǔ shì jiǔ |
[02:21.141] | yù mǐ shì mǐ ma tǔ dòu shì dòu ma nà nǐ jiā de jiàng yóu shì yóu ma |
[02:26.902] | chún cuì shì........ āi yā duì bù qǐ qǐng xià chē jiē shòu jiǎn chá |
[02:36.306] | shāo jiǔ tā bù xiàng kuàng quán shuǐ hē dé duō le shāng ya nà shāng pí wèi |
[02:52.178] | hē de yī mào bù zhěng hái chū yáng xiàng chū yáng xiàng |
[02:57.217] | lā zhù gè xiǎo yí zǐ fēi shuō shì zì jǐ de niáng |
[03:07.145] | nǐ kàn hē chéng gè shén le lián rén yě rèn bù dé le |
[03:11.413] | nǐ kàn jīn huí qù lǎo pó kěn dìng shōu shí tā ya bù xìn kàn zhe |
[03:16.348] | shāo jiǔ tā bù xiàng nà gè chún ya nà chún jìng shuǐ |
[03:20.145] | hē dé duō le nǐ yí dìng yào hòu huǐ |
[03:32.305] | hē de lǎo pó wǎn shàng hé nǐ bèi kào bèi bèi kào bèi |
[03:40.271] | shǎo hē shàng èr liǎng wǒ kàn nǐ yě bù chī kuī |
[03:48.144] | shǎo hē shàng èr liǎng wǒ kàn nǐ yě bù chī kuī |
[03:56.122] | zài bù gǎn hē jiǔ le ào |
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