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[Featuring: Megan Hilty & Debra Messing, Nick Jonas, Will Chase, Jaime Ceper] |
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[Prologue / Ivy ("Marilyn"):] |
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When you are born with sex appeal |
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In a forest called Hollywood, |
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You'll find more wolves at your backdoor |
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Than that Little Red Riding Hood. |
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Now she and her little old Gramma |
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Could have learned from the men I've dated |
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That a wolf can be quite a devotee |
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Once he's domesticated! |
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[Ivy:] |
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Here's a lesson they should teach in school, |
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When a girl gets curvy, and the boys all drool, |
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If math and science just ain't your style, |
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Just give that teacher a wink and a smile, |
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For a passing grade, you won't have to wait, |
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And you can thank him later when you graduate, |
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Cause I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! |
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No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl, |
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If a nice diploma you wanna get, |
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Well, then, make that teacher the student's pet, |
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Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! |
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You never know where a wolf might crouch, |
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But his natural habitat's the casting couch, |
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So take lots of pictures of the wildlife, |
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To tell the wolf you could share with his wife, |
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The Hunter gets captured by the game, |
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Then Leo the Lion will be roaring your name! |
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Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! |
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No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl, |
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If your face and figure are whistle bait, |
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Then honey, you'll have the keys to the studio gate! |
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Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! |
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[Ensemble:] |
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The three little piggies sure had it wrong |
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When the wolf came-a-knockin' with that old song |
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[Ivy:] |
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He was huffin' and puffin' sayin' "Marilyn, I gotcha!" |
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I say "Come on in" & I put on Sinatra. |
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Oh, Frankie! |
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A wealthy wolf likes to buy his toys |
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But he really is just one of the boys. |
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If you've got something for which he's cravin', |
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It sure is good that he's been savin'. |
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Be a fan, give his cheek a peck |
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But get his autograph on a cashier's check. |
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Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! |
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No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl. |
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Even if that wolf's just a grey old goat |
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[Lyle:] WHAT?! |
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[Ivy:] |
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He still will make a nice fur coat. |
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Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! |
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Go, baby, go! |
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Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! |
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No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl. |
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This wolf looks like he's ready to dine. |
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[Lyle:] Tell me, where can I sign on the dotted line? |
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[Ivy:] |
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Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! |
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Oh, yeah! |