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Here she is! |
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Miss Marilyn Monroe |
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Will she have the answers |
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That our readers want to know? |
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From India and Pars |
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And from just across the pond |
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We have so many questions |
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For America's smart dumb blonde |
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[Marilyn] |
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Here I am |
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I dropped in from the sky |
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For Look and Life and all the boys |
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From Peek and U.P.I |
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[Reporters] Please let us peek behind closed doors |
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Where no one is allowed! |
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[Marilyn] Well I'm pretty good in private |
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But the truth is, I'm better in a crowd |
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I relate to men of so many nations |
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But public relations |
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Are my favorite kind |
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[Reporters] You're the story that we're glad we're assigned |
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Dealing with one man |
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Can lead to frustrations |
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But public relations |
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I have never declined |
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[Reporters] Cause we're the guys who'll never leave ya behind |
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A bunch of men |
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With pad and pen |
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Is a way to have some fun |
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But ladies, listen to me |
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Confidentially? |
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Nothing ever beats a one on one |
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Still, you come to me |
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For sex in quotations |
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So I'll use public relations |
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To give you a piece of my mind |
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[Reporters] |
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Gimme, gimme |
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A piece of your mind |
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Cause the answer to a question |
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Is the way you're defined, like |
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[Spoken] |
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[Reporter:] What do you sleep in? |
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[Marilyn:] Well I adore Chanel No. 5 and not much more |
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[Reporter:] Any advice for a girl in the city? |
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[Marilyn:] If you're two-faced, at least make one of them pretty |
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[Reporter:] The studio says, "lateness is your favorite crime" |
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[Marilyn:] True, I've been on a calendar, but never on time |
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[Reporter:] When you posed nude, your inhibitions were gone? |
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[Marilyn:] Well, that's not quite true, I kept the radio on! |
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[Sung] |
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Yes, to chase the blues |
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Boys, I chase the newsboys! |
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Fame has plenty of perks |
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When your life's a mess |
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Call the foreign press |
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Be they Indian, Parisian, British |
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German, or Turks |
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I am glad you crave |
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My best conjugations |
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Yes, public relations |
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Is my favorite sound |
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Cause when I'm alone |
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I can pick up the phone |
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Cause the forth estate |
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Is always around! |
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Yes, it's just good public relations! |
![Public Relations (SMASH Cast Version) [feat. Katharine McPhee with Christian Borle]](/storage/36/352447.jpg "Public Relations (SMASH Cast Version) [feat. Katharine McPhee with Christian Borle]")