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My baby came to me lately |
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"Honey, please don't take this bad, but maybe |
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When you laid me |
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Could we try to spice it up?" |
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I looked across the table |
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First to see if she was joking |
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No joke |
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There was no flicker |
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Just a girl who wanted more |
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Than meat and potatoes |
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She may stop at whips and chains |
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She needs carousal |
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More arousal |
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A bit of pain |
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So we started by using handcuffs |
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We tried a can of cold whipped cream |
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I was allergic to so much dairy |
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She had to finish it all by herself |
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I slapped her |
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She wasn't expecting |
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Then she hit me back |
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She frigging cracked me |
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I got a nose bleed |
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She was angry |
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She wanted more |
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Than mean and potatoes |
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She may stop at pumps and drains! |
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She needs arousal |
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Some carousal |
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A bit of pain |
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Invite the neighbours |
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Or total strangers |
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Give yourself a leg up, honey |
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Wear "The Queen" mask |
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Put on the French basque |
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It's full of handy holes |
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And if we're going to use them all |
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We're going to need more than |
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Meat and potatoes! |
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Oh she may draw the line at dolls and freaks |
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She needs some abusing |
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Some amusement |
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To get through the week |
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"I know you respect me |
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And you won't reject me |
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And the arrow of our love is straight and true" |
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