| [00:02.21] | I know what you're thinking |
| [00:03.25] | What's Barney been drinking? |
| [00:04.04] | That girl was smoking hot |
| [00:06.24] | Yes I coulda nailed her |
| [00:07.30] | But no it's not a failure |
| [00:08.33] | 'Cuz there's one thing she is not |
| [00:10.14] | To score a ten would be just fine |
| [00:12.24] | But I'd rather be dressed to the nines |
| [00:15.09] | It's a truth you can't refute |
| [00:21.79] | Nothing suits me like a suit |
| [00:25.61] | Picture a world where all the boys and girls |
| [00:27.57] | Are impeccably well dressed |
| [00:29.54] | That delivery guy in the jacket and tie |
| [00:31.43] | That puppy in the double-breast |
| [00:33.59] | That '80s dude in mutton chops |
| [00:35.81] | That baby with a lollipop |
| [00:38.50] | That lady cop who's kinda cute |
| [00:45.26] | Nothing suits 'em like a suit |
| [00:47.34] | Wingman I can wear |
| [00:49.41] | They're oh so debonair |
| [00:51.24] | The perfect way to snare |
| [00:52.96] | A girl with daddy issues |
| [00:55.54] | In navy blue or black |
| [00:57.65] | Check out this perfect rack |
| [00:59.18] | I want to give them a squeeze |
| [01:02.65] | Oh really? Then answer these questions |
| [01:07.69] | If you please |
| [01:15.47] | What would you do if you had to choose |
| [01:17.38] | Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits. |
| [01:19.11] | What would you say |
| [01:21.43] | If you gave your suits away |
| [01:22.70] | In return you'd never grow old? Suits. |
| [01:23.69] | What would you pick |
| [01:25.08] | One million chicks |
| [01:25.73] | Or a single three-piece suit? It's moot. |
| [01:27.83] | What if world peace |
| [01:28.56] | Were within your reach … |
| [01:29.67] | Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there. |
| [01:31.34] | It's suits. Come on, Lily. |
| [01:32.82] | Get your head outta your ass. |
| [01:34.20] | Two! Three! Four! |
| [01:39.09] | Girls will go and girls will come |
| [01:41.39] | But there's only one absolute |
| [01:44.01] | Every bro on the go needs to know |
| [01:45.90] | That there's no accepted substitute |
| [01:49.04] | I'm sorry suits, let's make amends |
| [01:51.77] | My Sunday best are my best friends |
| [01:55.10] | Send casual Friday down the laundry chute |
| [02:04.78] | 'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute |
| [02:19.35] | Like a …. wait for it … |
| [02:27.80] | Suit! |
| [00:02.21] | I know what you' re thinking |
| [00:03.25] | What' s Barney been drinking? |
| [00:04.04] | That girl was smoking hot |
| [00:06.24] | Yes I coulda nailed her |
| [00:07.30] | But no it' s not a failure |
| [00:08.33] | ' Cuz there' s one thing she is not |
| [00:10.14] | To score a ten would be just fine |
| [00:12.24] | But I' d rather be dressed to the nines |
| [00:15.09] | It' s a truth you can' t refute |
| [00:21.79] | Nothing suits me like a suit |
| [00:25.61] | Picture a world where all the boys and girls |
| [00:27.57] | Are impeccably well dressed |
| [00:29.54] | That delivery guy in the jacket and tie |
| [00:31.43] | That puppy in the doublebreast |
| [00:33.59] | That ' 80s dude in mutton chops |
| [00:35.81] | That baby with a lollipop |
| [00:38.50] | That lady cop who' s kinda cute |
| [00:45.26] | Nothing suits ' em like a suit |
| [00:47.34] | Wingman I can wear |
| [00:49.41] | They' re oh so debonair |
| [00:51.24] | The perfect way to snare |
| [00:52.96] | A girl with daddy issues |
| [00:55.54] | In navy blue or black |
| [00:57.65] | Check out this perfect rack |
| [00:59.18] | I want to give them a squeeze |
| [01:02.65] | Oh really? Then answer these questions |
| [01:07.69] | If you please |
| [01:15.47] | What would you do if you had to choose |
| [01:17.38] | Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits. |
| [01:19.11] | What would you say |
| [01:21.43] | If you gave your suits away |
| [01:22.70] | In return you' d never grow old? Suits. |
| [01:23.69] | What would you pick |
| [01:25.08] | One million chicks |
| [01:25.73] | Or a single threepiece suit? It' s moot. |
| [01:27.83] | What if world peace |
| [01:28.56] | Were within your reach |
| [01:29.67] | Abbadabada I' m gonna stop you right there. |
| [01:31.34] | It' s suits. Come on, Lily. |
| [01:32.82] | Get your head outta your ass. |
| [01:34.20] | Two! Three! Four! |
| [01:39.09] | Girls will go and girls will come |
| [01:41.39] | But there' s only one absolute |
| [01:44.01] | Every bro on the go needs to know |
| [01:45.90] | That there' s no accepted substitute |
| [01:49.04] | I' m sorry suits, let' s make amends |
| [01:51.77] | My Sunday best are my best friends |
| [01:55.10] | Send casual Friday down the laundry chute |
| [02:04.78] | ' Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oftsaluted suitor of repute |
| [02:19.35] | Like a . wait for it |
| [02:27.80] | Suit! |
| [00:02.21] | I know what you' re thinking |
| [00:03.25] | What' s Barney been drinking? |
| [00:04.04] | That girl was smoking hot |
| [00:06.24] | Yes I coulda nailed her |
| [00:07.30] | But no it' s not a failure |
| [00:08.33] | ' Cuz there' s one thing she is not |
| [00:10.14] | To score a ten would be just fine |
| [00:12.24] | But I' d rather be dressed to the nines |
| [00:15.09] | It' s a truth you can' t refute |
| [00:21.79] | Nothing suits me like a suit |
| [00:25.61] | Picture a world where all the boys and girls |
| [00:27.57] | Are impeccably well dressed |
| [00:29.54] | That delivery guy in the jacket and tie |
| [00:31.43] | That puppy in the doublebreast |
| [00:33.59] | That ' 80s dude in mutton chops |
| [00:35.81] | That baby with a lollipop |
| [00:38.50] | That lady cop who' s kinda cute |
| [00:45.26] | Nothing suits ' em like a suit |
| [00:47.34] | Wingman I can wear |
| [00:49.41] | They' re oh so debonair |
| [00:51.24] | The perfect way to snare |
| [00:52.96] | A girl with daddy issues |
| [00:55.54] | In navy blue or black |
| [00:57.65] | Check out this perfect rack |
| [00:59.18] | I want to give them a squeeze |
| [01:02.65] | Oh really? Then answer these questions |
| [01:07.69] | If you please |
| [01:15.47] | What would you do if you had to choose |
| [01:17.38] | Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits. |
| [01:19.11] | What would you say |
| [01:21.43] | If you gave your suits away |
| [01:22.70] | In return you' d never grow old? Suits. |
| [01:23.69] | What would you pick |
| [01:25.08] | One million chicks |
| [01:25.73] | Or a single threepiece suit? It' s moot. |
| [01:27.83] | What if world peace |
| [01:28.56] | Were within your reach |
| [01:29.67] | Abbadabada I' m gonna stop you right there. |
| [01:31.34] | It' s suits. Come on, Lily. |
| [01:32.82] | Get your head outta your ass. |
| [01:34.20] | Two! Three! Four! |
| [01:39.09] | Girls will go and girls will come |
| [01:41.39] | But there' s only one absolute |
| [01:44.01] | Every bro on the go needs to know |
| [01:45.90] | That there' s no accepted substitute |
| [01:49.04] | I' m sorry suits, let' s make amends |
| [01:51.77] | My Sunday best are my best friends |
| [01:55.10] | Send casual Friday down the laundry chute |
| [02:04.78] | ' Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oftsaluted suitor of repute |
| [02:19.35] | Like a . wait for it |
| [02:27.80] | Suit! |
| [00:02.21] | 我知道你在想什么 |
| [00:03.25] | 巴尼是不是喝醉了 |
| [00:04.04] | 这女的火辣到冒烟 |
| [00:06.24] | 我竟然放弃了 |
| [00:07.30] | 不过这算不上失败 |
| [00:08.33] | 因为有一件事她做不到 |
| [00:10.14] | 搞定一个十分妹当然很爽 |
| [00:12.24] | 但我宁愿西装革履去钓一堆九分妹 |
| [00:15.09] | 因为有个事实你没法反驳 |
| [00:21.79] | 没什么比西服更适合我 |
| [00:25.61] | 想象一个 |
| [00:27.57] | 男男女女都穿着考究的世界 |
| [00:29.54] | 快递小哥穿上西服打上领带 |
| [00:31.43] | 狗狗穿上双排扣西服 |
| [00:33.59] | 那个留着长鬓角的80年代小伙子 |
| [00:35.81] | 那个添着棒棒糖的小婴儿 |
| [00:38.50] | 还有那位可爱的女警官 |
| [00:45.26] | 没什么比西服更适合他们 |
| [00:47.34] | 战友们，只要我穿上西服 |
| [00:49.41] | 我就愉快又自信 |
| [00:51.24] | 轻轻松松就能钓到一个 |
| [00:52.96] | 有恋父情结的女孩子 |
| [00:55.54] | 海军蓝或者黑色西服 |
| [00:57.65] | 挂在衣架上任君挑选 |
| [00:59.18] | 我真想紧紧抱住它们 |
| [01:02.65] | 真的假的？如果你愿意 |
| [01:07.69] | 好好回答我的问题 |
| [01:15.47] | 如果让你在一罐金子和一套西服中间选择 |
| [01:17.38] | 你会选什么？——西服。 |
| [01:19.11] | 如果放弃西服 |
| [01:21.43] | 你就可以长生不老 |
| [01:22.70] | 你会选什么？——西服。 |
| [01:23.69] | 一百万个小妞 |
| [01:25.08] | 和基本的三件套西服 |
| [01:25.73] | 你会选什么？——根本无法相提并论。 |
| [01:27.83] | 如果世界和平 |
| [01:28.56] | 掌握在你的手中…… |
| [01:29.67] | 停停停我要打断你一下 |
| [01:31.34] | 不过就是西服而已，Lily |
| [01:32.82] | 不用这么小题大做吧 |
| [01:34.20] | 二！三！四！ |
| [01:39.09] | 小妞们来来又去去 |
| [01:41.39] | 只有一件事是绝对的 |
| [01:44.01] | 每个泡妞的兄弟都要清楚 |
| [01:45.90] | 根本没有东西可以替代西服 |
| [01:49.04] | 亲爱的西服真抱歉，让我来补偿你吧 |
| [01:51.77] | 周日正装日是我最好的朋友 |
| [01:55.10] | 把周五便装日扔进洗衣房去吧 |
| [02:04.78] | 因为最能衬托无可置疑最受欢迎最有名气泡妞达人的东西 |
| [02:19.35] | 绝对只有……等等…… |
| [02:27.80] | 西服！ |
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