| 歌曲 | Marshall vs. the Machines |
| 歌手 | Jason Segel |
| 专辑 | How I Met Your Music |
| [ar:Jason Segel] | |
| [ti:Marshall vs. the Machine] | |
| [00:00.0] | |
| [00:14.80] | Gather round, ye children |
| [00:16.75] | To hear the tale so sweet |
| [00:18.96] | Of a man who dared to race machines |
| [00:21.30] | With nothing but his feet |
| [00:23.5] | |
| [00:24.75] | With hair of auburn beauty |
| [00:26.72] | A hero dressed in jeans |
| [00:28.80] | He's fighting for America |
| [00:31.43] | Marshall |
| [00:32.61] | Versus the machines |
| [00:36.23] | Hah |
| [00:38.40] | Doom-ba-da-dee-dee-dee-dee-fleegeedoo-flim-flam-doo-da-deegedeedoo |
| [00:42.83] | |
| [00:45.34] | As Marshall ran with all his might |
| [00:47.68] | And passed his friend, Christine |
| [00:48.82] | |
| [00:49.53] | Hey, Christine |
| [00:50.28] | |
| [00:50.80] | He thought of all the times that he had |
| [00:52.95] | Beaten the machine |
| [00:55.24] | |
| [00:55.68] | He triumphed over Pitfall |
| [00:58.95] | He vanquished the alarm |
| [01:02.24] | He brought the jukebox back to life |
| [01:04.48] | With his Fonzarelli arm |
| [01:06.67] | |
| [01:08.20] | Marshall |
| [01:10.28] | Versus the machines |
| [01:12.73] | Yah |
| [01:14.50] | Move along |
| [01:16.92] | Yah |
| [01:19.10] | Move along |
| [01:21.68] | Yah |
| [01:23.54] | |
| [01:24.90] | Our hero's strength was fading fast |
| [01:27.54] | Just as the light turnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned green |
| [01:38.76] | He then thought back to all the times |
| [01:41.38] | He'd lost to a machine |
| [01:43.52] | |
| [01:46.68] | The cable box's fearsome bite |
| [01:49.35] | The stapler's mighty sting |
| [01:55.20] | The cable box's bite again |
| [01:57.60] | |
| [02:00.0] | Getting too tired |
| [02:03.92] | To sing |
| [02:15.23] |
| [00:14.80] | wéi guò lái, wǒ de hái zi men |
| [00:16.75] | tīng tīng zhè gè dòng rén de chuán shuō |
| [00:18.96] | yí gè nán rén dǎn gǎn tiǎo zhàn jī qì |
| [00:21.30] | jǐn píng tā de shuāng jiǎo |
| [00:24.75] | hái yǒu nà yǔ shēng jù lái de xiù fā |
| [00:26.72] | chuān zhe niú zǎi kù de nán rén |
| [00:28.80] | wèi měi lì jiān ér zhàn |
| [00:31.43] | tā jiù shì mǎ xiū |
| [00:32.61] | dà zhàn jī qì |
| [00:36.23] | hā |
| [00:38.40] | dōng ba ba dī dī dōng ba ba dī dī dī dī dū |
| [00:45.34] | zhèng dāng mǎ xiū jié jìn quán lì bēn pǎo |
| [00:47.68] | pèng dào tā de yǒu rén kè lǐ sī tīng |
| [00:49.53] | hāi, kè lǐ sī tīng |
| [00:50.80] | tā xiǎng qǐ tā céng |
| [00:52.95] | zhàn shèng jī qì de zhēng róng suì yuè |
| [00:55.68] | tā yuè guò lù kēng |
| [00:58.95] | tā jiě chú guò jǐng bào |
| [01:02.24] | tā shǐ diǎn chàng jī qǐ sǐ huí shēng |
| [01:04.48] | jǐn píng tā xiū lǐ qì xiè bān de bì bǎng |
| [01:08.20] | mǎ xiū |
| [01:10.28] | dà zhàn jī qì |
| [01:12.73] | yé |
| [01:14.50] | qián jìn |
| [01:16.92] | yé |
| [01:19.10] | qián jìn |
| [01:21.68] | yé |
| [01:24.90] | wǒ men de dà yīng xióng tǐ lì zhèng zài kū jié |
| [01:27.54] | jiù xiàng jiāo tōng dēng zài biàn biàn biàn biàn biàn biàn biàn biàn lǜ |
| [01:38.76] | tā huí xiǎng qǐ guò qù de suì yuè |
| [01:41.38] | tā céng zhàn bài yú jī qì |
| [01:46.68] | jī dǐng hé shā shā zuò xiǎng |
| [01:49.35] | bèi dìng shū jī dīng tòng |
| [01:55.20] | jī dǐng hé zài cì shā shā xiǎng qǐ |
| [02:00.0] | tā yǐ jīng guò dù láo lèi |
| [02:03.92] | wú fǎ jì xù gē chàng xià qù by qián jìn de mǎ dé lǐ de qiú mí |