[00:09.83] | 为甚麽 都有十万个 答案又点只一个 |
[00:14.32] | 冇话答错唔答错 d答案未答过 |
[00:16.14] | 答案都有三个 唉 |
[00:18.39] | 答案有三个 答错再答一个 |
[00:22.74] | 我答答你 你答答我 |
[00:25.84] | 答下你 答下我 |
[00:27.12] | 答答下你答错 |
[00:27.66] | 答案有三个 答错再答一个 |
[00:31.96] | 我答答你 你答答我 |
[00:34.21] | 答下你 答下我 |
[00:35.29] | 答答下你答错 |
[00:36.63] | 为甚麽有d答案你答过 有人话你答错 答案有三个 |
[00:41.38] | 咁点解 会生左我 呢个细路哥 因为答案有三个 |
[00:45.96] | 第一个 你妈妈计错左 |
[00:48.28] | 第二个 你爸爸冇用罗 |
[00:50.43] | 第三个 佢地计左又用左 但系照下镜 眼仔碌碌 系咪有d似隔离屋个叔叔 |
[00:56.74] | 问 点解咁多年都未破戒 因为你读左几年和尚寺 食左几年斋 |
[01:01.55] | 平安夜 屋企人唔比你出街 想上facebook 又on唔到line |
[01:06.03] | 我同老婆去到感情关口拣离婚要分手想cu煲点样开口 |
[01:11.07] | 可以为老婆写首rap 可以比家用系张冇银码既check 可以话 老婆锡锡 |
[01:17.52] | 我以後每晚都会差差差 差my brest |
[01:22.10] | 答案有三个 答错再答一个 |
[01:26.26] | 我答答你 你答答我 |
[01:28.55] | 答下你 答下我 |
[01:29.40] | 答答下你答错 |
[01:30.45] | 答案有三个 答错再答一个 |
[01:34.71] | 我答答你 你答答我 |
[01:36.95] | 答下你 答下我 |
[01:38.28] | 答答下你答错 |
[01:39.72] | 问问我 我会答 |
[01:41.58] | 答案有三个 个个有性格 |
[01:43.83] | 点解 我平时牙擦擦 |
[01:45.93] | 但系最惊既就系曱甴 |
[01:48.13] | 因为每当你谂紧个答案 |
[01:50.37] | 你至发现佢系你饮紧个碗汤 |
[01:52.66] | 你最惊佢 |
[01:54.69] | 因为你仲未见过你女朋友落左个装 |
[01:57.98] | 因为佢宁舍恶过人 |
[01:59.36] | 又唔系同佢有亲 |
[02:00.63] | 佢大架光莅你就要买间来来屋比佢训 |
[02:02.09] | 问问 点解咁大个人 |
[02:04.43] | 都仲未见过圣诞老人 |
[02:06.53] | 可能 帮佢渣车个只鹿 |
[02:08.91] | 渣得唔舒服 告佢虐畜 |
[02:10.88] | 又可能个阵乱爬入屋 |
[02:13.35] | 人地同佢唔孰咪拉左佢番警局 |
[02:15.55] | 再可能圣诞老人老啦 |
[02:17.88] | 冇牙想整棚假牙 你冇见过佢老人家 |
[02:22.59] | 因为睇牙紧系上深圳啦 |
[02:25.27] | lastly我想知呢首歌有乜野意思 |
[02:28.75] | firstly摆明冇意思 两个lazy既mc 答案得一个 |
[02:33.23] | 格硬一加二 厄多d歌词 |
[02:35.45] | 咁你都唔知 |
[02:36.10] | secondly 都系冇乜意义 两个才子太过有创意 |
[02:40.26] | 答案得一个 格硬一加二 写多d歌词 |
[02:43.47] | 报答d fans 最後话你知 首歌太有意思 |
[02:48.33] | 人生得一次需尽欢 如果答案得一个会太闷 |
[02:52.85] | 答案可以有几个 答错左再黎过 |
[02:56.60] | 咪再锁住你锁住我 问题有无限个结果 |
[03:00.82] | 答案有三个 答错再答一个 |
[03:05.04] | 我答答你 你答答我 |
[03:07.37] | 答下你 答下我 |
[03:08.61] | 答答下你答错 |
[03:09.67] | 答案有三个 答错再答一个 |
[03:14.02] | 我答答你 你答答我 |
[03:16.26] | 答下你 答下我 |
[03:17.64] | 答答下你答错 |
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[00:09.83] | wei shen mo dou you shi wan ge da an you dian zhi yi ge |
[00:14.32] | mao hua da cuo wu da cuo d da an wei da guo |
[00:16.14] | da an dou you san ge ai |
[00:18.39] | da an you san ge da cuo zai da yi ge |
[00:22.74] | wo da da ni ni da da wo |
[00:25.84] | da xia ni da xia wo |
[00:27.12] | da da xia ni da cuo |
[00:27.66] | da an you san ge da cuo zai da yi ge |
[00:31.96] | wo da da ni ni da da wo |
[00:34.21] | da xia ni da xia wo |
[00:35.29] | da da xia ni da cuo |
[00:36.63] | wei shen mo you d da an ni da guo you ren hua ni da cuo da an you san ge |
[00:41.38] | han dian jie hui sheng zuo wo ne ge xi lu ge yin wei da an you san ge |
[00:45.96] | di yi ge ni ma ma ji cuo zuo |
[00:48.28] | di er ge ni ba ba mao yong luo |
[00:50.43] | di san ge qu di ji zuo you yong zuo dan xi zhao xia jing yan zi lu lu xi mi you d shi ge li wu ge shu shu |
[00:56.74] | wen dian jie han duo nian dou wei po jie yin wei ni du zuo ji nian he shang si shi zuo ji nian zhai |
[01:01.55] | ping an ye wu qi ren wu bi ni chu jie xiang shang facebook you on wu dao line |
[01:06.03] | wo tong lao po qu dao gan qing guan kou jian li hun yao fen shou xiang cu bao dian yang kai kou |
[01:11.07] | ke yi wei lao po xie shou rap ke yi bi jia yong xi zhang mao yin ma ji check ke yi hua lao po xi xi |
[01:17.52] | wo yi hou mei wan dou hui cha cha cha cha my brest |
[01:22.10] | da an you san ge da cuo zai da yi ge |
[01:26.26] | wo da da ni ni da da wo |
[01:28.55] | da xia ni da xia wo |
[01:29.40] | da da xia ni da cuo |
[01:30.45] | da an you san ge da cuo zai da yi ge |
[01:34.71] | wo da da ni ni da da wo |
[01:36.95] | da xia ni da xia wo |
[01:38.28] | da da xia ni da cuo |
[01:39.72] | wen wen wo wo hui da |
[01:41.58] | da an you san ge ge ge you xing ge |
[01:43.83] | dian jie wo ping shi ya ca ca |
[01:45.93] | dan xi zui jing ji jiu xi yue zha |
[01:48.13] | yin wei mei dang ni shen jin ge da an |
[01:50.37] | ni zhi fa xian qu xi ni yin jin ge wan tang |
[01:52.66] | ni zui jing qu |
[01:54.69] | yin wei ni zhong wei jian guo ni nv peng you luo zuo ge zhuang |
[01:57.98] | yin wei qu ning she e guo ren |
[01:59.36] | you wu xi tong qu you qin |
[02:00.63] | qu da jia guang li ni jiu yao mai jian lai lai wu bi qu xun |
[02:02.09] | wen wen dian jie han da ge ren |
[02:04.43] | dou zhong wei jian guo sheng dan lao ren |
[02:06.53] | ke neng bang qu zha che ge zhi lu |
[02:08.91] | zha de wu shu fu gao qu nue chu |
[02:10.88] | you ke neng ge zhen luan pa ru wu |
[02:13.35] | ren di tong qu wu shu mi la zuo qu fan jing ju |
[02:15.55] | zai ke neng sheng dan lao ren lao la |
[02:17.88] | mao ya xiang zheng peng jia ya ni mao jian guo qu lao ren jia |
[02:22.59] | yin wei di ya jin ji shang shen zhen la |
[02:25.27] | lastly wo xiang zhi ne shou ge you mie ye yi si |
[02:28.75] | firstly bai ming mao yi si liang ge lazy ji mc da an de yi ge |
[02:33.23] | ge ying yi jia er e duo d ge ci |
[02:35.45] | han ni dou wu zhi |
[02:36.10] | secondly dou xi mao mie yi yi liang ge cai zi tai guo you chuang yi |
[02:40.26] | da an de yi ge ge ying yi jia er xie duo d ge ci |
[02:43.47] | bao da d fans zui hou hua ni zhi shou ge tai you yi si |
[02:48.33] | ren sheng de yi ci xu jin huan ru guo da an de yi ge hui tai men |
[02:52.85] | da an ke yi you ji ge da cuo zuo zai li guo |
[02:56.60] | mi zai suo zhu ni suo zhu wo wen ti you wu xian ge jie guo |
[03:00.82] | da an you san ge da cuo zai da yi ge |
[03:05.04] | wo da da ni ni da da wo |
[03:07.37] | da xia ni da xia wo |
[03:08.61] | da da xia ni da cuo |
[03:09.67] | da an you san ge da cuo zai da yi ge |
[03:14.02] | wo da da ni ni da da wo |
[03:16.26] | da xia ni da xia wo |
[03:17.64] | da da xia ni da cuo |
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[00:09.83] | wéi shèn mó dōu yǒu shí wàn gè dá àn yòu diǎn zhǐ yí gè |
[00:14.32] | mǎo huà dá cuò wú dá cuò d dá àn wèi dá guò |
[00:16.14] | dá àn dōu yǒu sān ge āi |
[00:18.39] | dá àn yǒu sān ge dá cuò zài dá yí gè |
[00:22.74] | wǒ dā dā nǐ nǐ dā dā wǒ |
[00:25.84] | dá xià nǐ dá xià wǒ |
[00:27.12] | dā dā xià nǐ dá cuò |
[00:27.66] | dá àn yǒu sān ge dá cuò zài dá yí gè |
[00:31.96] | wǒ dā dā nǐ nǐ dā dā wǒ |
[00:34.21] | dá xià nǐ dá xià wǒ |
[00:35.29] | dā dā xià nǐ dá cuò |
[00:36.63] | wéi shèn mó yǒu d dá àn nǐ dá guò yǒu rén huà nǐ dá cuò dá àn yǒu sān ge |
[00:41.38] | hán diǎn jiě huì shēng zuǒ wǒ ne gè xì lù gē yīn wèi dá àn yǒu sān ge |
[00:45.96] | dì yí gè nǐ mā mā jì cuò zuǒ |
[00:48.28] | dì èr gè nǐ bà bà mǎo yòng luó |
[00:50.43] | dì sān ge qú dì jì zuǒ yòu yòng zuǒ dàn xì zhào xià jìng yǎn zǐ lù lù xì mī yǒu d shì gé lí wū gè shū shū |
[00:56.74] | wèn diǎn jiě hán duō nián dōu wèi pò jiè yīn wèi nǐ dú zuǒ jǐ nián hé shàng sì shí zuǒ jǐ nián zhāi |
[01:01.55] | píng ān yè wū qǐ rén wú bǐ nǐ chū jiē xiǎng shàng facebook yòu on wú dào line |
[01:06.03] | wǒ tóng lǎo pó qù dào gǎn qíng guān kǒu jiǎn lí hūn yào fēn shǒu xiǎng cu bāo diǎn yàng kāi kǒu |
[01:11.07] | kě yǐ wéi lǎo pó xiě shǒu rap kě yǐ bǐ jiā yòng xì zhāng mǎo yín mǎ jì check kě yǐ huà lǎo pó xī xī |
[01:17.52] | wǒ yǐ hòu měi wǎn dōu huì chà chà chà chà my brest |
[01:22.10] | dá àn yǒu sān ge dá cuò zài dá yí gè |
[01:26.26] | wǒ dā dā nǐ nǐ dā dā wǒ |
[01:28.55] | dá xià nǐ dá xià wǒ |
[01:29.40] | dā dā xià nǐ dá cuò |
[01:30.45] | dá àn yǒu sān ge dá cuò zài dá yí gè |
[01:34.71] | wǒ dā dā nǐ nǐ dā dā wǒ |
[01:36.95] | dá xià nǐ dá xià wǒ |
[01:38.28] | dā dā xià nǐ dá cuò |
[01:39.72] | wèn wèn wǒ wǒ huì dá |
[01:41.58] | dá àn yǒu sān ge gè gè yǒu xìng gé |
[01:43.83] | diǎn jiě wǒ píng shí yá cā cā |
[01:45.93] | dàn xì zuì jīng jì jiù xì yuē zhá |
[01:48.13] | yīn wèi měi dāng nǐ shěn jǐn gè dá àn |
[01:50.37] | nǐ zhì fā xiàn qú xì nǐ yǐn jǐn gè wǎn tāng |
[01:52.66] | nǐ zuì jīng qú |
[01:54.69] | yīn wèi nǐ zhòng wèi jiàn guò nǐ nǚ péng yǒu luò zuǒ gè zhuāng |
[01:57.98] | yīn wèi qú níng shě è guò rén |
[01:59.36] | yòu wú xì tóng qú yǒu qīn |
[02:00.63] | qú dà jià guāng lì nǐ jiù yào mǎi jiān lái lái wū bǐ qú xùn |
[02:02.09] | wèn wèn diǎn jiě hán dà gè rén |
[02:04.43] | dōu zhòng wèi jiàn guò shèng dàn lǎo rén |
[02:06.53] | kě néng bāng qú zhā chē gè zhǐ lù |
[02:08.91] | zhā dé wú shū fú gào qú nüè chù |
[02:10.88] | yòu kě néng gè zhèn luàn pá rù wū |
[02:13.35] | rén dì tóng qú wú shú mī lā zuǒ qú fān jǐng jú |
[02:15.55] | zài kě néng shèng dàn lǎo rén lǎo la |
[02:17.88] | mǎo yá xiǎng zhěng péng jiǎ yá nǐ mǎo jiàn guò qú lǎo rén jiā |
[02:22.59] | yīn wèi dì yá jǐn jì shang shēn zhèn la |
[02:25.27] | lastly wǒ xiǎng zhī ne shǒu gē yǒu miē yě yì sī |
[02:28.75] | firstly bǎi míng mǎo yì sī liǎng gè lazy jì mc dá àn dé yí gè |
[02:33.23] | gé yìng yī jiā èr è duō d gē cí |
[02:35.45] | hán nǐ dōu wú zhī |
[02:36.10] | secondly dōu xì mǎo miē yì yì liǎng gè cái zǐ tài guò yǒu chuàng yì |
[02:40.26] | dá àn dé yí gè gé yìng yī jiā èr xiě duō d gē cí |
[02:43.47] | bào dá d fans zuì hòu huà nǐ zhī shǒu gē tài yǒu yì sī |
[02:48.33] | rén shēng de yī cì xū jìn huān rú guǒ dá àn dé yí gè huì tài mèn |
[02:52.85] | dá àn kě yǐ yǒu jǐ gè dá cuò zuǒ zài lí guò |
[02:56.60] | mī zài suǒ zhù nǐ suǒ zhù wǒ wèn tí yǒu wú xiàn gè jié guǒ |
[03:00.82] | dá àn yǒu sān ge dá cuò zài dá yí gè |
[03:05.04] | wǒ dā dā nǐ nǐ dā dā wǒ |
[03:07.37] | dá xià nǐ dá xià wǒ |
[03:08.61] | dā dā xià nǐ dá cuò |
[03:09.67] | dá àn yǒu sān ge dá cuò zài dá yí gè |
[03:14.02] | wǒ dā dā nǐ nǐ dā dā wǒ |
[03:16.26] | dá xià nǐ dá xià wǒ |
[03:17.64] | dā dā xià nǐ dá cuò |
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