| [00:03.75] | 导演：1号，1号你太紧张了，这样能行吗 |
| [00:06.96] | 赵本山：哎，是导演，完我下去练练 |
| [00:08.97] | 导演:还想不想找对象了你 |
| [00:10.18] | 赵本山：我....我想找，我找不着对象不完了吗 |
| [00:12.37] | 导演：赶快下去练练吧 |
| [00:13.39] | 赵本山：哎 好 |
| [00:14.56] | 导演：把2号请进来好不好 |
| [00:15.62] | 赵本山：好好 |
| [00:18.68] | 赵本山：2号2号，导演有请 |
| [00:22.56] | 黄晓娟：哎 |
| [00:26.40] | 赵本山：这么笨呢怎么，我这破嘴，到真格的时候就不听你说话了，哎呀我地妈... |
| [00:35.55] | 赵本山：大家见笑了，嘿嘿，这年龄大了这婚姻市场就出现了疲软，上电视做个征婚广告不算啥丢人的事儿，是不，水是有缘地，树是有根地，到电视征婚也是有原因地，兜里没钱就是渴望现金的，没家地滋味是火热水深的，打了这么多年光棍，谁不盼着结婚呢，都笑话谁呀！ |
| [01:03.55] | 赵本山：只要能找到合适地，费多大劲也是甘心地 |
| [01:07.28] | 导演：2号赶快下去再练一练好不好 |
| [01:12.40] | 赵本山：哎，练完了 |
| [01:13.98] | 黄晓娟：导演说我不行，你说我咋就录不了呢？我在下面练的好好地，往摄像机跟前一坐，我就说不出来话 |
| [01:22.74] | 赵本山：看着没，都犯一个病，导演说了这叫晕镜头，明白吗 |
| [01:27.00] | 黄晓娟：晕镜头？ |
| [01:28.24] | 赵本山：你说我过去，有晕车晕船的毛病，这回改晕镜头了呢 |
| [01:32.70] | 黄晓娟：我不是晕镜头，就他那个灯一亮，我就感觉天璇地转 |
| [01:38.16] | 赵本山：那是晕灯 |
| [01:40.67] | 黄晓娟：你说这上电视征婚，咋这么难呢 |
| [01:43.67] | 赵本山：能不难吗，我都录了30多遍了，没合格 |
| [01:47.04] | 黄晓娟：我不想录了，我想回去 |
| [01:48.88] | 赵本山：别地，见困难就回去，哪行呢，是不？困难是弹簧你弱它就强，为了实现有个家美好愿望，有困难要上，没有困难创造困难也要上 |
| [02:00.28] | 黄晓娟：这就够困难的了 |
| [02:03.79] | 赵本山：这地，别回去，行不。 |
| [02:05.15] | 黄晓娟：我本来就不想来 |
| [02:06.23] | 赵本山：说什么都没用了，这不都给咱编号了吗，1号2号的，既来之则安之，是不，请坐之 |
| [02:12.65] | 黄晓娟：我 |
| [02:13.33] | 赵本山：来吧，我早就完了，没啥可难地，难啥？你来我给你练一遍，你看看，有啥了不得的，你坐着，你看我的，关键是放松.....要微笑嘛...哼呵..我叫赵英俊，男，今年三十五岁了 |
| [02:40.00] | 黄晓娟：这男还用说吗 |
| [02:42.08] | 赵本山：哎呀，这是电视征婚呢，男女能看出来呀 |
| [02:45.00] | 黄晓娟：对啊 |
| [02:46.66] | 赵本山：这问题提地挺尖锐呀 |
| [02:48.81] | 黄晓娟：瞎说 |
| [02:50.36] | 赵本山：呵呵，导演都没看出来，你女也别说了啊 |
| [02:56.05] | 黄晓娟：我这没用女 |
| [02:57.48] | 赵本山：啊！我叫赵英俊，三十五岁了，括弧：实际年龄跟长相有误差，不细看问题不大，这属于表面老化 |
| [03:11.20] | 黄晓娟：还用加括弧啊 |
| [03:12.57] | 赵本山：我必须得括上，我三十五别人老怀疑我五十三，多赔呀！ |
| [03:18.25] | 黄晓娟：那是得加括弧 |
| [03:21.46] | 赵本山：现有住房一套，括弧：7点8平米，存款一千五百六十元，括弧：让前妻拐跑了，所以我要寻找一个，勤劳朴实爱国爱家，括弧：不能三天两头就张罗上这上那一天连人影都看不着，做饭都没人给做......这！！！ |
| [03:42.75] | 黄晓娟：你你怎么了 |
| [03:43.16] | 赵本山：别打岔，感觉找到了 |
| [03:48.11] | 赵本山：我一定要欲寻一位，三十以里的，是独身的，最好是没结婚的，马上就跟我成亲的，我的妈呀，感觉找到啦 |
| [03:59.88] | 赵本山：怎么样 |
| [04:01.29] | 黄晓娟：你看你练的多好啊，我跟你比，我差地太远了 |
| [04:05.97] | 赵本山：别着急，我现在就可以录像了，我帮你，我给你当导演 |
| [04:10.03] | 黄晓娟：你会当导演 |
| [04:11.68] | 赵本山：他..他比咱省事，他就一被开始，别紧张，拿脑门当镜头，你坐呢吧，我给你导 |
| [04:18.00] | 这回我算合格了，我提词....对，看镜头 |
| [04:24.16] | 黄晓娟：我 |
| [04:25.98] | 赵本山：你啥，镜头哦...说话 |
| [04:30.74] | 黄晓娟：我说也白说 |
| [04:31.94] | 赵本山：你还没说呢 |
| [04:33.13] | 黄晓娟：不会有人来应征的 |
| [04:34.67] | 赵本山：自己就封门了 |
| [04:35.85] | 黄晓娟：我条件不好 |
| [04:36.82] | 赵本山：找一般地呗 |
| [04:37.86] | 黄晓娟：我不是独身 |
| [04:38.93] | 赵本山：不是...不...不是独身，上这扯啥来呀！你这蔫吧胆也太大了，我跟你说。这是违法呀。我跟你说实话吧，如果你俩不能过了，或者是怎么地，完事才能上这来征婚。 |
| [04:57.60] | 黄晓娟：不是 |
| [04:58.59] | 赵本山：你这种情况，我不能导了，再导把我导进去了 |
| [05:01.97] | 黄晓娟：哎呀，你看你想到哪去了，你误会了 |
| [05:06.12] | 赵本山:你到底怎回事儿 |
| [05:08.64] | 黄晓娟：我...我实在说不出来呀 |
| [05:14.06] | 赵本山：你是有困难,,,你回来吧，有招了，我刺激你一下子，（呵呵...刺激你，呵呵，我先受刺激了）我吧，时下的时候都听音乐，音乐一出来，指定有词，看镜头，镜头质量不太好，准备 |
| [05:48.37] | 赵本山：开始 |
| [06:00.00] | 黄晓娟：我叫李惠贤，今年35岁了，由于生活中不幸的遭遇，可能显得老了一些，我和我八岁的儿子跟婆婆生活在一起，孩子还没见过他爸什么样，他爸就...应该说我算是有个家，我本不想来征婚，可婆婆总劝我，还是再走一步吧。别太屈着自己，说实在的，我多么希望有人能帮我一把，心贴心地跟我说说话，这才是个完整的家呀 |
| [06:57.12] | 赵本山：完了，让我给导哭了 |
| [07:06.40] | 赵本山：哭了 |
| [07:07.73] | 黄晓娟：啊，没有 |
| [07:10.24] | 赵本山：生活呀，像一杯二锅头，酸甜苦辣别犯愁，往下咽，人生哪有那么顺利的，大哥我并不比你强，我受过刺激，受过强烈地刺激 |
| [07:28.19] | 赵本山：我离过异呀 |
| [07:30.50] | 黄晓娟：离过异？ |
| [07:32.99] | 赵本山：说普通话就是让人踹了 |
| [07:36.15] | 黄晓娟：那为啥呀 |
| [07:38.32] | 赵本山：我们俩，生活了不到二年，突然跟我提出了一个非常严肃，而又带有原则性的问题，实在让我难以接受 |
| [07:47.83] | 黄晓娟：什么问题呀 |
| [07:49.01] | 赵本山：说我缺乏男子汉气概，越看越像老太太！像吗？像点又有什么呢，这说明我长的脱俗超群，充分地证明了那句话嘛 |
| [08:05.29] | 黄晓娟：啥话 |
| [08:06.13] | 赵本山：男人的一半是女人嘛 |
| [08:12.88] | 黄晓娟：那你们俩，就为了这么点事啊 |
| [08:15.52] | 赵本山：这都是扯，最终思想她想出国 |
| [08:19.47] | 黄晓娟：那去哪啊 |
| [08:20.46] | 赵本山：美国，加利... |
| [08:21.89] | 黄晓娟：加利福利亚 |
| [08:22.93] | 赵本山：对，家里待不下，家里能待下她就不去了 |
| [08:28.05] | 黄晓娟：那你也别太伤心了，你看摊上这样地，那有家也就不是家了。这一个家呀，它不在穷富，关键是俩个人底有共同目标 |
| [08:40.16] | 赵本山：有共同爱好 |
| [08:41.04] | 黄晓娟：待有共同语言 |
| [08:42.26] | 赵本山：有啥嗑，往一块唠唠 |
| [08:43.88] | 黄晓娟：对，俩个人心贴心地 |
| [08:46.34] | 赵本山：哎？你咋劝上我了呢，你不哭了 |
| [08:52.42] | 黄晓娟：你不生气了吧 |
| [08:53.99] | 赵本山：过劲了，哎，刚才练到哪了？哦，对，找一个啥样的你想？坐吧 |
| [09:02.25] | 黄晓娟：就我这条件，还能找啥样的 |
| [09:05.41] | 赵本山：你说吧 |
| [09:07.28] | 黄晓娟：我就找一个，经历坎坷的，身体健康的，性格开朗的，心地善良的，能愿意和我一块，奉养老人，有点特长的就行了。我这么说行吗 |
| [09:23.29] | 赵本山：啊 |
| [09:24.53] | 导演：1号 1号 |
| [09:25.39] | 黄晓娟：导演叫你呢 |
| [09:25.88] | 导演：准备实录了 |
| [09:27.27] | 赵本山：导演呐 |
| [09:28.14] | 黄晓娟：快去吧 |
| [09:29.02] | 赵本山：导演呐，我不行，导演呢，我再练5分钟，行不。 |
| [09:31.16] | 赵本山:我不去了 |
| [09:31.84] | 黄晓娟：你练的多好啊 |
| [09:32.90] | 赵本山：不行 |
| [09:33.50] | 黄晓娟：快去录吧 |
| [09:34.48] | 赵本山：我跟你一比我就不是东西了，你帮帮我得了呗？你给我当回导演呢 |
| [09:41.44] | 黄晓娟:哎呀，我哪会当导演呢 |
| [09:42.52] | 赵本山:没事，你就喊预备开始别紧张，拿你脑门当镜头吧，快来，给我当导演 |
| [09:47.65] | 黄晓娟:要不我就给你提提词儿吧 |
| [09:49.12] | 赵本山:行，谢谢你，你坐吧 |
| [09:51.55] | 赵本山:词儿搁这呢 |
| [09:53.18] | 黄晓娟：你也坐吧 |
| [09:53.73] | 赵本山：哎 |
| [09:58.23] | 黄晓娟：坐吧 |
| [09:59.35] | 赵本山：啊 |
| [10:04.06] | 黄晓娟：坐吧，坐 |
| [10:13.93] | 黄晓娟：你别紧张，别紧张，别紧张 |
| [10:18.40] | 赵本山：我不紧张 |
| [10:19.46] | 黄晓娟：注意啊，预备... |
| [10:24.71] | 赵本山：开始 |
| [10:25.10] | 黄晓娟：啊？你咋喊上了呢 |
| [10:27.61] | 赵本山：你那音拉的太长了 |
| [10:29.88] | 黄晓娟：哦，那怪我了，重来吧 |
| [10:32.36] | 黄晓娟：哎呀！你咋都出汗了呢？ |
| [10:35.08] | 赵本山：是吗 |
| [10:35.63] | 黄晓娟：擦擦汗，擦擦汗 |
| [10:38.59] | 赵本山：恩 |
| [10:40.00] | 黄晓娟：注意啊，这回别紧张 |
| [10:41.96] | 黄晓娟：不用紧张 |
| [10:43.68] | 黄晓娟：注意，别紧张 |
| [10:46.19] | 黄晓娟：预备.....开始 |
| [10:48.38] | 赵本山：我叫不紧张 |
| [10:52.26] | 赵本山：妈呀！咋又紧张了呢，你比真导演导还紧张 |
| [10:57.15] | 黄晓娟：那你往下说吧 |
| [10:58.04] | 赵本山：恩 |
| [10:59.45] | 黄晓娟：说吧，别紧张 |
| [11:00.64] | 赵本山：盼望已久的时刻终于到来了，我仿佛从镜头看见了一朵小花，头上还戴个发卡 |
| [11:08.38] | 黄晓娟：啊，你往哪儿看呢 |
| [11:10.82] | 赵本山：看镜头呢么 |
| [11:13.28] | 黄晓娟：你太紧张了 |
| [11:14.61] | 赵本山：我...离镜头太近了 |
| [11:17.06] | 黄晓娟：往下说吧 |
| [11:18.78] | 赵本山：本人正像你在欲寻一位当中所提的那样，经历坎坷，心地善良，身体健康，有一定特长，请看这是证书 |
| [11:31.78] | 黄晓娟：六级木匠 |
| [11:33.00] | 赵本山：相当于中级知识分子 |
| [11:38.92] | 赵本山：我想..我想找一个吧，能热热乎乎搁一块堆儿唠点话的，就说心肠好一点的 |
| [11:46.69] | 黄晓娟：独身女人为伴 |
| [11:47.99] | 赵本山：你别打岔，我想找个心肠好的，手要巧的，带个小孩能养老的，如果组织需要的话倒插门也是可以参考的嘛 |
| [12:05.14] | 赵本山：听明白没 |
| [12:06.72] | 黄晓娟：我不明白 |
| [12:08.60] | 赵本山：还没说透？ |
| [12:10.87] | 黄晓娟：你这么好的条件，应该找个年轻的 |
| [12:14.18] | 赵本山：不，我就找同岁的，都是三十五的，这才叫般配呢 |
| [12:18.45] | 黄晓娟：应该找个漂亮的 |
| [12:20.20] | 赵本山：没有用，我过去那位就挺漂亮，后来不就解体了么 |
| [12:26.16] | 黄晓娟：你应该找个独身的 |
| [12:27.41] | 赵本山：我偏要找带小孩的，括弧：八岁男孩正好 |
| [12:35.52] | 黄晓娟：有孩子是累赘 |
| [12:36.94] | 赵本山：孩子是感情的通信员嘛 |
| [12:39.18] | 黄晓娟：关键它不光有孩子 |
| [12:41.04] | 赵本山：有老太太就更好了，你不知道么，我最羡慕的就是老太太啦 |
| [12:47.34] | 黄晓娟：可是 |
| [12:47.95] | 赵本山：可是，你要不把丈夫带来，什么条件我都能答应 |
| [12:55.11] | 黄晓娟：你会后悔的 |
| [12:57.22] | 赵本山：我怎么能后悔呢，我不后悔，我想有个家，我想有一个温暖的家 |
| [13:04.73] | 导演：1号2号准备录像了 |
| [13:09.40] | 赵本山：你还录吗 |
| [13:11.31] | 黄晓娟：你呢 |
| [13:12.57] | 赵本山：我不录了，我万一要上了电视，肯定被人相中了，到时就麻烦了，你还录吗 |
| [13:22.96] | 黄晓娟：你说呢 |
| [13:24.90] | 赵本山：你要觉得不太成熟地话，再练练 |
| [13:29.08] | 黄晓娟：再练练 |
| [13:30.59] | 赵本山：找个环境优秀，闲人免进地地方练 |
| [13:37.61] | 黄晓娟：还练呢 |
| [13:38.45] | 赵本山：你懂不 |
| [13:41.16] | 赵本山(唱)：我想有个家，一个不需要华丽的地方，在我疲倦的时候我会想到它 |
| [13:54.80] | 黄晓娟(唱)：我想有个家，一个不需要多大的地方，在我受惊吓的时候我才不会害怕 |
| [14:08.46] | 赵本山(唱)：谁不会想要家，可是就有人没有它，脸上流著眼泪，只能自己轻轻擦，我好羡慕他，受伤后可以回家，而我只能孤单的，孤单的寻找我的家 |
| [14:35.00] |
| [00:03.75] | dao yan: 1 hao, 1 hao ni tai jin zhang le, zhe yang neng xing ma |
| [00:06.96] | zhao ben shan: ai, shi dao yan, wan wo xia qu lian lian |
| [00:08.97] | dao yan: hai xiang bu xiang zhao dui xiang le ni |
| [00:10.18] | zhao ben shan: wo.... wo xiang zhao, wo zhao bu zhao dui xiang bu wan le ma |
| [00:12.37] | dao yan: gan kuai xia qu lian lian ba |
| [00:13.39] | zhao ben shan: ai hao |
| [00:14.56] | dao yan: ba 2 hao qing jin lai hao bu hao |
| [00:15.62] | zhao ben shan: hao hao |
| [00:18.68] | zhao ben shan: 2 hao 2 hao, dao yan you qing |
| [00:22.56] | huang xiao juan: ai |
| [00:26.40] | zhao ben shan: zhe me ben ne zen me, wo zhe po zui, dao zhen ge de shi hou jiu bu ting ni shuo hua le, ai ya wo di ma... |
| [00:35.55] | zhao ben shan: da jia jian xiao le, hei hei, zhe nian ling da le zhe hun yin shi chang jiu chu xian le pi ruan, shang dian shi zuo ge zheng hun guang gao bu suan sha diu ren de shi er, shi bu, shui shi you yuan di, shu shi you gen di, dao dian shi zheng hun ye shi you yuan yin di, dou li mei qian jiu shi ke wang xian jin de, mei jia di zi wei shi huo re shui shen de, da le zhe me duo nian guang gun, shui bu pan zhe jie hun ne, dou xiao hua shui ya! |
| [01:03.55] | zhao ben shan: zhi yao neng zhao dao he shi di, fei duo da jin ye shi gan xin di |
| [01:07.28] | dao yan: 2 hao gan kuai xia qu zai lian yi lian hao bu hao |
| [01:12.40] | zhao ben shan: ai, lian wan le |
| [01:13.98] | huang xiao juan: dao yan shuo wo bu xing, ni shuo wo za jiu lu bu liao ne? wo zai xia mian lian de hao hao di, wang she xiang ji gen qian yi zuo, wo jiu shuo bu chu lai hua |
| [01:22.74] | zhao ben shan: kan zhe mei, dou fan yi ge bing, dao yan shuo le zhe jiao yun jing tou, ming bai ma |
| [01:27.00] | huang xiao juan: yun jing tou? |
| [01:28.24] | zhao ben shan: ni shuo wo guo qu, you yun che yun chuan de mao bing, zhe hui gai yun jing tou le ne |
| [01:32.70] | huang xiao juan: wo bu shi yun jing tou, jiu ta na ge deng yi liang, wo jiu gan jue tian xuan di zhuan |
| [01:38.16] | zhao ben shan: na shi yun deng |
| [01:40.67] | huang xiao juan: ni shuo zhe shang dian shi zheng hun, za zhe me nan ne |
| [01:43.67] | zhao ben shan: neng bu nan ma, wo dou lu le 30 duo bian le, mei he ge |
| [01:47.04] | huang xiao juan: wo bu xiang lu le, wo xiang hui qu |
| [01:48.88] | zhao ben shan: bie di, jian kun nan jiu hui qu, na xing ne, shi bu? kun nan shi tan huang ni ruo ta jiu qiang, wei le shi xian you ge jia mei hao yuan wang, you kun nan yao shang, mei you kun nan chuang zao kun nan ye yao shang |
| [02:00.28] | huang xiao juan: zhe jiu gou kun nan de le |
| [02:03.79] | zhao ben shan: zhe di, bie hui qu, xing bu. |
| [02:05.15] | huang xiao juan: wo ben lai jiu bu xiang lai |
| [02:06.23] | zhao ben shan: shuo shi mo dou mei yong le, zhe bu dou gei zan bian hao le ma, 1 hao 2 hao de, ji lai zhi ze an zhi, shi bu, qing zuo zhi |
| [02:12.65] | huang xiao juan: wo |
| [02:13.33] | zhao ben shan: lai ba, wo zao jiu wan le, mei sha ke nan di, nan sha? ni lai wo gei ni lian yi bian, ni kan kan, you sha liao bu de de, ni zuo zhe, ni kan wo de, guan jian shi fang song..... yao wei xiao ma... heng a.. wo jiao zhao ying jun, nan, jin nian san shi wu sui le |
| [02:40.00] | huang xiao juan: zhe nan hai yong shuo ma |
| [02:42.08] | zhao ben shan: ai ya, zhe shi dian shi zheng hun ne, nan nv neng kan chu lai ya |
| [02:45.00] | huang xiao juan: dui a |
| [02:46.66] | zhao ben shan: zhe wen ti ti di ting jian rui ya |
| [02:48.81] | huang xiao juan: xia shuo |
| [02:50.36] | zhao ben shan: he he, dao yan dou mei kan chu lai, ni nv ye bie shuo le a |
| [02:56.05] | huang xiao juan: wo zhe mei yong nv |
| [02:57.48] | zhao ben shan: a! wo jiao zhao ying jun, san shi wu sui le, kuo hu: shi ji nian ling gen zhang xiang you wu cha, bu xi kan wen ti bu da, zhe shu yu biao mian lao hua |
| [03:11.20] | huang xiao juan: hai yong jia kuo hu a |
| [03:12.57] | zhao ben shan: wo bi xu de kuo shang, wo san shi wu bie ren lao huai yi wo wu shi san, duo pei ya! |
| [03:18.25] | huang xiao juan: na shi de jia kuo hu |
| [03:21.46] | zhao ben shan: xian you zhu fang yi tao, kuo hu: 7 dian 8 ping mi, cun kuan yi qian wu bai liu shi yuan, kuo hu: rang qian qi guai pao le, suo yi wo yao xun zhao yi ge, qin lao pu shi ai guo ai jia, kuo hu: bu neng san tian liang tou jiu zhang luo shang zhe shang na yi tian lian ren ying dou kan bu zhao, zuo fan dou mei ren gei zuo...... zhe!!! |
| [03:42.75] | huang xiao juan: ni ni zen me le |
| [03:43.16] | zhao ben shan: bie da cha, gan jue zhao dao le |
| [03:48.11] | zhao ben shan: wo yi ding yao yu xun yi wei, san shi yi li de, shi du shen de, zui hao shi mei jie hun de, ma shang jiu gen wo cheng qin de, wo de ma ya, gan jue zhao dao la |
| [03:59.88] | zhao ben shan: zen me yang |
| [04:01.29] | huang xiao juan: ni kan ni lian de duo hao a, wo gen ni bi, wo cha di tai yuan le |
| [04:05.97] | zhao ben shan: bie zhao ji, wo xian zai jiu ke yi lu xiang le, wo bang ni, wo gei ni dang dao yan |
| [04:10.03] | huang xiao juan: ni hui dang dao yan |
| [04:11.68] | zhao ben shan: ta.. ta bi zan sheng shi, ta jiu yi bei kai shi, bie jin zhang, na nao men dang jing tou, ni zuo ne ba, wo gei ni dao |
| [04:18.00] | zhe hui wo suan he ge le, wo ti ci.... dui, kan jing tou |
| [04:24.16] | huang xiao juan: wo |
| [04:25.98] | zhao ben shan: ni sha, jing tou o... shuo hua |
| [04:30.74] | huang xiao juan: wo shuo ye bai shuo |
| [04:31.94] | zhao ben shan: ni hai mei shuo ne |
| [04:33.13] | huang xiao juan: bu hui you ren lai ying zheng de |
| [04:34.67] | zhao ben shan: zi ji jiu feng men le |
| [04:35.85] | huang xiao juan: wo tiao jian bu hao |
| [04:36.82] | zhao ben shan: zhao yi ban di bei |
| [04:37.86] | huang xiao juan: wo bu shi du shen |
| [04:38.93] | zhao ben shan: bu shi... bu... bu shi du shen, shang zhe che sha lai ya! ni zhe nian ba dan ye tai da le, wo gen ni shuo. zhe shi wei fa ya. wo gen ni shuo shi hua ba, ru guo ni lia bu neng guo le, huo zhe shi zen me di, wan shi cai neng shang zhe lai zheng hun. |
| [04:57.60] | huang xiao juan: bu shi |
| [04:58.59] | zhao ben shan: ni zhe zhong qing kuang, wo bu neng dao le, zai dao ba wo dao jin qu le |
| [05:01.97] | huang xiao juan: ai ya, ni kan ni xiang dao na qu le, ni wu hui le |
| [05:06.12] | zhao ben shan: ni dao di zen hui shi er |
| [05:08.64] | huang xiao juan: wo... wo shi zai shuo bu chu lai ya |
| [05:14.06] | zhao ben shan: ni shi you kun nan,,, ni hui lai ba, you zhao le, wo ci ji ni yi xia zi, he he... ci ji ni, he he, wo xian shou ci ji le wo ba, shi xia de shi hou dou ting yin yue, yin yue yi chu lai, zhi ding you ci, kan jing tou, jing tou zhi liang bu tai hao, zhun bei |
| [05:48.37] | zhao ben shan: kai shi |
| [06:00.00] | huang xiao juan: wo jiao li hui xian, jin nian 35 sui le, you yu sheng huo zhong bu xing de zao yu, ke neng xian de lao le yi xie, wo he wo ba sui de er zi gen po po sheng huo zai yi qi, hai zi hai mei jian guo ta ba shen me yang, ta ba jiu... ying gai shuo wo suan shi you ge jia, wo ben bu xiang lai zheng hun, ke po po zong quan wo, hai shi zai zou yi bu ba. bie tai qu zhe zi ji, shuo shi zai de, wo duo me xi wang you ren neng bang wo yi ba, xin tie xin di gen wo shuo shuo hua, zhe cai shi ge wan zheng de jia ya |
| [06:57.12] | zhao ben shan: wan le, rang wo gei dao ku le |
| [07:06.40] | zhao ben shan: ku le |
| [07:07.73] | huang xiao juan: a, mei you |
| [07:10.24] | zhao ben shan: sheng huo ya, xiang yi bei er guo tou, suan tian ku la bie fan chou, wang xia yan, ren sheng na you na me shun li de, da ge wo bing bu bi ni qiang, wo shou guo ci ji, shou guo qiang lie di ci ji |
| [07:28.19] | zhao ben shan: wo li guo yi ya |
| [07:30.50] | huang xiao juan: li guo yi? |
| [07:32.99] | zhao ben shan: shuo pu tong hua jiu shi rang ren chuai le |
| [07:36.15] | huang xiao juan: na wei sha ya |
| [07:38.32] | zhao ben shan: wo men lia, sheng huo liao bu dao er nian, tu ran gen wo ti chu le yi ge fei chang yan su, er you dai you yuan ze xing de wen ti, shi zai rang wo nan yi jie shou |
| [07:47.83] | huang xiao juan: shen me wen ti ya |
| [07:49.01] | zhao ben shan: shuo wo que fa nan zi han qi gai, yue kan yue xiang lao tai tai! xiang ma? xiang dian you you shen me ne, zhe shuo ming wo zhang de tuo su chao qun, chong fen di zheng ming liao na ju hua ma |
| [08:05.29] | huang xiao juan: sha hua |
| [08:06.13] | zhao ben shan: nan ren de yi ban shi nv ren ma |
| [08:12.88] | huang xiao juan: na ni men lia, jiu wei le zhe me dian shi a |
| [08:15.52] | zhao ben shan: zhe dou shi che, zui zhong si xiang ta xiang chu guo |
| [08:19.47] | huang xiao juan: na qu na a |
| [08:20.46] | zhao ben shan: mei guo, jia li... |
| [08:21.89] | huang xiao juan: jia li fu li ya |
| [08:22.93] | zhao ben shan: dui, jia li dai bu xia, jia li neng dai xia ta jiu bu qu le |
| [08:28.05] | huang xiao juan: na ni ye bie tai shang xin le, ni kan tan shang zhe yang di, na you jia ye jiu bu shi jia le. zhe yi ge jia ya, ta bu zai qiong fu, guan jian shi lia ge ren di you gong tong mu biao |
| [08:40.16] | zhao ben shan: you gong tong ai hao |
| [08:41.04] | huang xiao juan: dai you gong tong yu yan |
| [08:42.26] | zhao ben shan: you sha ke, wang yi kuai lao lao |
| [08:43.88] | huang xiao juan: dui, lia ge ren xin tie xin di |
| [08:46.34] | zhao ben shan: ai? ni za quan shang wo le ne, ni bu ku le |
| [08:52.42] | huang xiao juan: ni bu sheng qi le ba |
| [08:53.99] | zhao ben shan: guo jin le, ai, gang cai lian dao na le? o, dui, zhao yi ge sha yang de ni xiang? zuo ba |
| [09:02.25] | huang xiao juan: jiu wo zhe tiao jian, hai neng zhao sha yang de |
| [09:05.41] | zhao ben shan: ni shuo ba |
| [09:07.28] | huang xiao juan: wo jiu zhao yi ge, jing li kan ke de, shen ti jian kang de, xing ge kai lang de, xin di shan liang de, neng yuan yi he wo yi kuai, feng yang lao ren, you dian te chang de jiu xing le. wo zhe me shuo xing ma |
| [09:23.29] | zhao ben shan: a |
| [09:24.53] | dao yan: 1 hao 1 hao |
| [09:25.39] | huang xiao juan: dao yan jiao ni ne |
| [09:25.88] | dao yan: zhun bei shi lu le |
| [09:27.27] | zhao ben shan: dao yan na |
| [09:28.14] | huang xiao juan: kuai qu ba |
| [09:29.02] | zhao ben shan: dao yan na, wo bu xing, dao yan ne, wo zai lian 5 fen zhong, xing bu. |
| [09:31.16] | zhao ben shan: wo bu qu le |
| [09:31.84] | huang xiao juan: ni lian de duo hao a |
| [09:32.90] | zhao ben shan: bu xing |
| [09:33.50] | huang xiao juan: kuai qu lu ba |
| [09:34.48] | zhao ben shan: wo gen ni yi bi wo jiu bu shi dong xi le, ni bang bang wo de le bei? ni gei wo dang hui dao yan ne |
| [09:41.44] | huang xiao juan: ai ya, wo na hui dang dao yan ne |
| [09:42.52] | zhao ben shan: mei shi, ni jiu han yu bei kai shi bie jin zhang, na ni nao men dang jing tou ba, kuai lai, gei wo dang dao yan |
| [09:47.65] | huang xiao juan: yao bu wo jiu gei ni ti ti ci er ba |
| [09:49.12] | zhao ben shan: xing, xie xie ni, ni zuo ba |
| [09:51.55] | zhao ben shan: ci er ge zhe ne |
| [09:53.18] | huang xiao juan: ni ye zuo ba |
| [09:53.73] | zhao ben shan: ai |
| [09:58.23] | huang xiao juan: zuo ba |
| [09:59.35] | zhao ben shan: a |
| [10:04.06] | huang xiao juan: zuo ba, zuo |
| [10:13.93] | huang xiao juan: ni bie jin zhang, bie jin zhang, bie jin zhang |
| [10:18.40] | zhao ben shan: wo bu jin zhang |
| [10:19.46] | huang xiao juan: zhu yi a, yu bei... |
| [10:24.71] | zhao ben shan: kai shi |
| [10:25.10] | huang xiao juan: a? ni za han shang le ne |
| [10:27.61] | zhao ben shan: ni na yin la de tai zhang le |
| [10:29.88] | huang xiao juan: o, na guai wo le, chong lai ba |
| [10:32.36] | huang xiao juan: ai ya! ni za dou chu han le ne? |
| [10:35.08] | zhao ben shan: shi ma |
| [10:35.63] | huang xiao juan: ca ca han, ca ca han |
| [10:38.59] | zhao ben shan: en |
| [10:40.00] | huang xiao juan: zhu yi a, zhe hui bie jin zhang |
| [10:41.96] | huang xiao juan: bu yong jin zhang |
| [10:43.68] | huang xiao juan: zhu yi, bie jin zhang |
| [10:46.19] | huang xiao juan: yu bei..... kai shi |
| [10:48.38] | zhao ben shan: wo jiao bu jin zhang |
| [10:52.26] | zhao ben shan: ma ya! za you jin zhang le ne, ni bi zhen dao yan dao hai jin zhang |
| [10:57.15] | huang xiao juan: na ni wang xia shuo ba |
| [10:58.04] | zhao ben shan: en |
| [10:59.45] | huang xiao juan: shuo ba, bie jin zhang |
| [11:00.64] | zhao ben shan: pan wang yi jiu de shi ke zhong yu dao lai le, wo fang fu cong jing tou kan jian le yi duo xiao hua, tou shang hai dai ge fa qia |
| [11:08.38] | huang xiao juan: a, ni wang na er kan ne |
| [11:10.82] | zhao ben shan: kan jing tou ne me |
| [11:13.28] | huang xiao juan: ni tai jin zhang le |
| [11:14.61] | zhao ben shan: wo... li jing tou tai jin le |
| [11:17.06] | huang xiao juan: wang xia shuo ba |
| [11:18.78] | zhao ben shan: ben ren zheng xiang ni zai yu xun yi wei dang zhong suo ti de na yang, jing li kan ke, xin di shan liang, shen ti jian kang, you yi ding te chang, qing kan zhe shi zheng shu |
| [11:31.78] | huang xiao juan: liu ji mu jiang |
| [11:33.00] | zhao ben shan: xiang dang yu zhong ji zhi shi fen zi |
| [11:38.92] | zhao ben shan: wo xiang.. wo xiang zhao yi ge ba, neng re re hu hu ge yi kuai dui er lao dian hua de, jiu shuo xin chang hao yi dian de |
| [11:46.69] | huang xiao juan: du shen nv ren wei ban |
| [11:47.99] | zhao ben shan: ni bie da cha, wo xiang zhao ge xin chang hao de, shou yao qiao de, dai ge xiao hai neng yang lao de, ru guo zu zhi xu yao de hua dao cha men ye shi ke yi can kao de ma |
| [12:05.14] | zhao ben shan: ting ming bai mei |
| [12:06.72] | huang xiao juan: wo bu ming bai |
| [12:08.60] | zhao ben shan: hai mei shuo tou? |
| [12:10.87] | huang xiao juan: ni zhe me hao de tiao jian, ying gai zhao ge nian qing de |
| [12:14.18] | zhao ben shan: bu, wo jiu zhao tong sui de, dou shi san shi wu de, zhe cai jiao ban pei ne |
| [12:18.45] | huang xiao juan: ying gai zhao ge piao liang de |
| [12:20.20] | zhao ben shan: mei you yong, wo guo qu na wei jiu ting piao liang, hou lai bu jiu jie ti le me |
| [12:26.16] | huang xiao juan: ni ying gai zhao ge du shen de |
| [12:27.41] | zhao ben shan: wo pian yao zhao dai xiao hai de, kuo hu: ba sui nan hai zheng hao |
| [12:35.52] | huang xiao juan: you hai zi shi lei zhui |
| [12:36.94] | zhao ben shan: hai zi shi gan qing de tong xin yuan ma |
| [12:39.18] | huang xiao juan: guan jian ta bu guang you hai zi |
| [12:41.04] | zhao ben shan: you lao tai tai jiu geng hao le, ni bu zhi dao me, wo zui xian mu de jiu shi lao tai tai la |
| [12:47.34] | huang xiao juan: ke shi |
| [12:47.95] | zhao ben shan: ke shi, ni yao bu ba zhang fu dai lai, shen me tiao jian wo dou neng da ying |
| [12:55.11] | huang xiao juan: ni hui hou hui de |
| [12:57.22] | zhao ben shan: wo zen me neng hou hui ne, wo bu hou hui, wo xiang you ge jia, wo xiang you yi ge wen nuan de jia |
| [13:04.73] | dao yan: 1 hao 2 hao zhun bei lu xiang le |
| [13:09.40] | zhao ben shan: ni hai lu ma |
| [13:11.31] | huang xiao juan: ni ne |
| [13:12.57] | zhao ben shan: wo bu lu le, wo wan yi yao shang le dian shi, ken ding bei ren xiang zhong le, dao shi jiu ma fan le, ni hai lu ma |
| [13:22.96] | huang xiao juan: ni shuo ne |
| [13:24.90] | zhao ben shan: ni yao jue de bu tai cheng shu di hua, zai lian lian |
| [13:29.08] | huang xiao juan: zai lian lian |
| [13:30.59] | zhao ben shan: zhao ge huan jing you xiu, xian ren mian jin di di fang lian |
| [13:37.61] | huang xiao juan: hai lian ne |
| [13:38.45] | zhao ben shan: ni dong bu |
| [13:41.16] | zhao ben shan chang: wo xiang you ge jia, yi ge bu xu yao hua li de di fang, zai wo pi juan de shi hou wo hui xiang dao ta |
| [13:54.80] | huang xiao juan chang: wo xiang you ge jia, yi ge bu xu yao duo da de di fang, zai wo shou jing xia de shi hou wo cai bu hui hai pa |
| [14:08.46] | zhao ben shan chang: shui bu hui xiang yao jia, ke shi jiu you ren mei you ta, lian shang liu zhe yan lei, zhi neng zi ji qing qing ca, wo hao xian mu ta, shou shang hou ke yi hui jia, er wo zhi neng gu dan de, gu dan de xun zhao wo de jia |
| [14:35.00] |
| [00:03.75] | dǎo yǎn: 1 hào, 1 hào nǐ tài jǐn zhāng le, zhè yàng néng xíng ma |
| [00:06.96] | zhào běn shān: āi, shì dǎo yǎn, wán wǒ xià qù liàn liàn |
| [00:08.97] | dǎo yǎn: hái xiǎng bù xiǎng zhǎo duì xiàng le nǐ |
| [00:10.18] | zhào běn shān: wǒ.... wǒ xiǎng zhǎo, wǒ zhǎo bu zháo duì xiàng bù wán le ma |
| [00:12.37] | dǎo yǎn: gǎn kuài xià qù liàn liàn ba |
| [00:13.39] | zhào běn shān: āi hǎo |
| [00:14.56] | dǎo yǎn: bǎ 2 hào qǐng jìn lái hǎo bù hǎo |
| [00:15.62] | zhào běn shān: hǎo hǎo |
| [00:18.68] | zhào běn shān: 2 hào 2 hào, dǎo yǎn yǒu qǐng |
| [00:22.56] | huáng xiǎo juān: āi |
| [00:26.40] | zhào běn shān: zhè me bèn ne zěn me, wǒ zhè pò zuǐ, dào zhēn gé de shí hòu jiù bù tīng nǐ shuō huà le, āi yā wǒ dì mā... |
| [00:35.55] | zhào běn shān: dà jiā jiàn xiào le, hēi hēi, zhè nián líng dà le zhè hūn yīn shì chǎng jiù chū xiàn le pí ruǎn, shàng diàn shì zuò gè zhēng hūn guǎng gào bù suàn shà diū rén de shì ér, shì bù, shuǐ shì yǒu yuán dì, shù shì yǒu gēn dì, dào diàn shì zhēng hūn yě shì yǒu yuán yīn dì, dōu lǐ méi qián jiù shì kě wàng xiàn jīn de, méi jiā dì zī wèi shì huǒ rè shuǐ shēn de, dǎ le zhè me duō nián guāng gùn, shuí bù pàn zhe jié hūn ne, dōu xiào huà shuí ya! |
| [01:03.55] | zhào běn shān: zhǐ yào néng zhǎo dào hé shì dì, fèi duō dà jìn yě shì gān xīn dì |
| [01:07.28] | dǎo yǎn: 2 hào gǎn kuài xià qù zài liàn yī liàn hǎo bù hǎo |
| [01:12.40] | zhào běn shān: āi, liàn wán le |
| [01:13.98] | huáng xiǎo juān: dǎo yǎn shuō wǒ bù xíng, nǐ shuō wǒ zǎ jiù lù bù liǎo ne? wǒ zài xià miàn liàn de hǎo hǎo dì, wǎng shè xiàng jī gēn qián yī zuò, wǒ jiù shuō bu chū lái huà |
| [01:22.74] | zhào běn shān: kàn zhe méi, dōu fàn yí gè bìng, dǎo yǎn shuō le zhè jiào yūn jìng tóu, míng bái ma |
| [01:27.00] | huáng xiǎo juān: yūn jìng tóu? |
| [01:28.24] | zhào běn shān: nǐ shuō wǒ guò qù, yǒu yùn chē yùn chuán de máo bìng, zhè huí gǎi yūn jìng tóu le ne |
| [01:32.70] | huáng xiǎo juān: wǒ bú shì yūn jìng tóu, jiù tā nà gè dēng yī liàng, wǒ jiù gǎn jué tiān xuán dì zhuàn |
| [01:38.16] | zhào běn shān: nà shi yūn dēng |
| [01:40.67] | huáng xiǎo juān: nǐ shuō zhè shàng diàn shì zhēng hūn, zǎ zhè me nán ne |
| [01:43.67] | zhào běn shān: néng bù nán ma, wǒ dōu lù le 30 duō biàn le, méi hé gé |
| [01:47.04] | huáng xiǎo juān: wǒ bù xiǎng lù le, wǒ xiǎng huí qù |
| [01:48.88] | zhào běn shān: bié dì, jiàn kùn nán jiù huí qù, nǎ xíng ne, shì bù? kùn nán shì tán huáng nǐ ruò tā jiù qiáng, wèi le shí xiàn yǒu gè jiā měi hǎo yuàn wàng, yǒu kùn nán yào shàng, méi yǒu kùn nán chuàng zào kùn nán yě yào shàng |
| [02:00.28] | huáng xiǎo juān: zhè jiù gòu kùn nán de le |
| [02:03.79] | zhào běn shān: zhè dì, bié huí qù, xíng bù. |
| [02:05.15] | huáng xiǎo juān: wǒ běn lái jiù bù xiǎng lái |
| [02:06.23] | zhào běn shān: shuō shí mǒ dōu méi yòng le, zhè bù dōu gěi zán biān hào le ma, 1 hào 2 hào de, jì lái zhī zé ān zhī, shì bù, qǐng zuò zhī |
| [02:12.65] | huáng xiǎo juān: wǒ |
| [02:13.33] | zhào běn shān: lái ba, wǒ zǎo jiù wán le, méi shà kě nán dì, nán shà? nǐ lái wǒ gěi nǐ liàn yī biàn, nǐ kàn kàn, yǒu shà liǎo bù dé de, nǐ zuò zhe, nǐ kàn wǒ de, guān jiàn shì fàng sōng..... yào wēi xiào ma... hēng ā.. wǒ jiào zhào yīng jùn, nán, jīn nián sān shí wǔ suì le |
| [02:40.00] | huáng xiǎo juān: zhè nán hái yòng shuō ma |
| [02:42.08] | zhào běn shān: āi yā, zhè shì diàn shì zhēng hūn ne, nán nǚ néng kàn chū lái ya |
| [02:45.00] | huáng xiǎo juān: duì a |
| [02:46.66] | zhào běn shān: zhè wèn tí tí dì tǐng jiān ruì ya |
| [02:48.81] | huáng xiǎo juān: xiā shuō |
| [02:50.36] | zhào běn shān: hē hē, dǎo yǎn dōu méi kàn chū lái, nǐ nǚ yě bié shuō le a |
| [02:56.05] | huáng xiǎo juān: wǒ zhè méi yòng nǚ |
| [02:57.48] | zhào běn shān: a! wǒ jiào zhào yīng jùn, sān shí wǔ suì le, kuò hú: shí jì nián líng gēn zhǎng xiàng yǒu wù chā, bù xì kàn wèn tí bù dà, zhè shǔ yú biǎo miàn lǎo huà |
| [03:11.20] | huáng xiǎo juān: hái yòng jiā kuò hú a |
| [03:12.57] | zhào běn shān: wǒ bì xū de kuò shàng, wǒ sān shí wǔ bié rén lǎo huái yí wǒ wǔ shí sān, duō péi ya! |
| [03:18.25] | huáng xiǎo juān: nà shi dé jiā kuò hú |
| [03:21.46] | zhào běn shān: xiàn yǒu zhù fáng yī tào, kuò hú: 7 diǎn 8 píng mǐ, cún kuǎn yī qiān wǔ bǎi liù shí yuán, kuò hú: ràng qián qī guǎi pǎo le, suǒ yǐ wǒ yào xún zhǎo yí gè, qín láo pǔ shí ài guó ài jiā, kuò hú: bù néng sān tiān liǎng tóu jiù zhāng luó shàng zhè shàng nà yì tiān lián rén yǐng dōu kàn bù zháo, zuò fàn dōu méi rén gěi zuò...... zhè!!! |
| [03:42.75] | huáng xiǎo juān: nǐ nǐ zěn me le |
| [03:43.16] | zhào běn shān: bié dǎ chà, gǎn jué zhǎo dào le |
| [03:48.11] | zhào běn shān: wǒ yí dìng yào yù xún yī wèi, sān shí yǐ lǐ de, shì dú shēn de, zuì hǎo shì méi jié hūn de, mǎ shàng jiù gēn wǒ chéng qīn de, wǒ de mā ya, gǎn jué zhǎo dào la |
| [03:59.88] | zhào běn shān: zěn me yàng |
| [04:01.29] | huáng xiǎo juān: nǐ kàn nǐ liàn de duō hǎo a, wǒ gēn nǐ bǐ, wǒ chà dì tài yuǎn le |
| [04:05.97] | zhào běn shān: bié zháo jí, wǒ xiàn zài jiù kě yǐ lù xiàng le, wǒ bāng nǐ, wǒ gěi nǐ dāng dǎo yǎn |
| [04:10.03] | huáng xiǎo juān: nǐ huì dāng dǎo yǎn |
| [04:11.68] | zhào běn shān: tā.. tā bǐ zán shěng shì, tā jiù yī bèi kāi shǐ, bié jǐn zhāng, ná nǎo mén dāng jìng tóu, nǐ zuò ne ba, wǒ gěi nǐ dǎo |
| [04:18.00] | zhè huí wǒ suàn hé gé le, wǒ tí cí.... duì, kàn jìng tóu |
| [04:24.16] | huáng xiǎo juān: wǒ |
| [04:25.98] | zhào běn shān: nǐ shà, jìng tóu ó... shuō huà |
| [04:30.74] | huáng xiǎo juān: wǒ shuō yě bái shuō |
| [04:31.94] | zhào běn shān: nǐ hái méi shuō ne |
| [04:33.13] | huáng xiǎo juān: bú huì yǒu rén lái yìng zhēng de |
| [04:34.67] | zhào běn shān: zì jǐ jiù fēng mén le |
| [04:35.85] | huáng xiǎo juān: wǒ tiáo jiàn bù hǎo |
| [04:36.82] | zhào běn shān: zhǎo yì bān dì bei |
| [04:37.86] | huáng xiǎo juān: wǒ bú shì dú shēn |
| [04:38.93] | zhào běn shān: bú shì... bù... bú shì dú shēn, shàng zhè chě shà lái ya! nǐ zhè niān ba dǎn yě tài dà le, wǒ gēn nǐ shuō. zhè shì wéi fǎ ya. wǒ gēn nǐ shuō shí huà ba, rú guǒ nǐ liǎ bù néng guò le, huò zhě shì zěn me dì, wán shì cái néng shàng zhè lái zhēng hūn. |
| [04:57.60] | huáng xiǎo juān: bú shì |
| [04:58.59] | zhào běn shān: nǐ zhè zhǒng qíng kuàng, wǒ bù néng dǎo le, zài dǎo bǎ wǒ dǎo jìn qù le |
| [05:01.97] | huáng xiǎo juān: āi yā, nǐ kàn nǐ xiǎng dào nǎ qù le, nǐ wù huì le |
| [05:06.12] | zhào běn shān: nǐ dào dǐ zěn huí shì ér |
| [05:08.64] | huáng xiǎo juān: wǒ... wǒ shí zài shuō bu chū lái ya |
| [05:14.06] | zhào běn shān: nǐ shì yǒu kùn nán,,, nǐ huí lái ba, yǒu zhāo le, wǒ cì jī nǐ yī xià zǐ, hē hē... cì jī nǐ, hē hē, wǒ xiān shòu cì jī le wǒ ba, shí xià de shí hòu dōu tīng yīn yuè, yīn yuè yī chū lái, zhǐ dìng yǒu cí, kàn jìng tóu, jìng tóu zhì liàng bù tài hǎo, zhǔn bèi |
| [05:48.37] | zhào běn shān: kāi shǐ |
| [06:00.00] | huáng xiǎo juān: wǒ jiào lǐ huì xián, jīn nián 35 suì le, yóu yú shēng huó zhōng bù xìng de zāo yù, kě néng xiǎn de lǎo le yī xiē, wǒ hé wǒ bā suì de ér zi gēn pó pó shēng huó zài yì qǐ, hái zi hái méi jiàn guò tā bà shén me yàng, tā bà jiù... yīng gāi shuō wǒ suàn shì yǒu gè jiā, wǒ běn bù xiǎng lái zhēng hūn, kě pó pó zǒng quàn wǒ, hái shì zài zǒu yī bù ba. bié tài qū zhe zì jǐ, shuō shí zài de, wǒ duō me xī wàng yǒu rén néng bāng wǒ yī bǎ, xīn tiē xīn dì gēn wǒ shuō shuō huà, zhè cái shì gè wán zhěng de jiā ya |
| [06:57.12] | zhào běn shān: wán le, ràng wǒ gěi dǎo kū le |
| [07:06.40] | zhào běn shān: kū le |
| [07:07.73] | huáng xiǎo juān: a, méi yǒu |
| [07:10.24] | zhào běn shān: shēng huó ya, xiàng yī bēi èr guō tóu, suān tián kǔ là bié fàn chóu, wǎng xià yàn, rén shēng nǎ yǒu nà me shùn lì de, dà gē wǒ bìng bù bǐ nǐ qiáng, wǒ shòu guò cì jī, shòu guò qiáng liè dì cì jī |
| [07:28.19] | zhào běn shān: wǒ lí guò yì ya |
| [07:30.50] | huáng xiǎo juān: lí guò yì? |
| [07:32.99] | zhào běn shān: shuō pǔ tōng huà jiù shì ràng rén chuài le |
| [07:36.15] | huáng xiǎo juān: nà wèi shà ya |
| [07:38.32] | zhào běn shān: wǒ men liǎ, shēng huó liǎo bù dào èr nián, tū rán gēn wǒ tí chū le yí gè fēi cháng yán sù, ér yòu dài yǒu yuán zé xìng de wèn tí, shí zài ràng wǒ nán yǐ jiē shòu |
| [07:47.83] | huáng xiǎo juān: shén me wèn tí ya |
| [07:49.01] | zhào běn shān: shuō wǒ quē fá nán zǐ hàn qì gài, yuè kàn yuè xiàng lǎo tài tài! xiàng ma? xiàng diǎn yòu yǒu shén me ne, zhè shuō míng wǒ zhǎng de tuō sú chāo qún, chōng fèn dì zhèng míng liǎo nà jù huà ma |
| [08:05.29] | huáng xiǎo juān: shà huà |
| [08:06.13] | zhào běn shān: nán rén de yī bàn shì nǚ rén ma |
| [08:12.88] | huáng xiǎo juān: nà nǐ men liǎ, jiù wèi le zhè me diǎn shì a |
| [08:15.52] | zhào běn shān: zhè dōu shì chě, zuì zhōng sī xiǎng tā xiǎng chū guó |
| [08:19.47] | huáng xiǎo juān: nà qù nǎ a |
| [08:20.46] | zhào běn shān: měi guó, jiā lì... |
| [08:21.89] | huáng xiǎo juān: jiā lì fú lì yà |
| [08:22.93] | zhào běn shān: duì, jiā lǐ dài bù xià, jiā lǐ néng dài xià tā jiù bù qù le |
| [08:28.05] | huáng xiǎo juān: nà nǐ yě bié tài shāng xīn le, nǐ kàn tān shàng zhè yàng dì, nà yǒu jiā yě jiù bú shì jiā le. zhè yí gè jiā ya, tā bù zài qióng fù, guān jiàn shì liǎ gè rén dǐ yǒu gòng tóng mù biāo |
| [08:40.16] | zhào běn shān: yǒu gòng tóng ài hào |
| [08:41.04] | huáng xiǎo juān: dài yǒu gòng tóng yǔ yán |
| [08:42.26] | zhào běn shān: yǒu shà kē, wǎng yí kuài lào lào |
| [08:43.88] | huáng xiǎo juān: duì, liǎ gè rén xīn tiē xīn dì |
| [08:46.34] | zhào běn shān: āi? nǐ zǎ quàn shàng wǒ le ne, nǐ bù kū le |
| [08:52.42] | huáng xiǎo juān: nǐ bù shēng qì le ba |
| [08:53.99] | zhào běn shān: guò jìn le, āi, gāng cái liàn dào nǎ le? ó, duì, zhǎo yí gè shà yàng de nǐ xiǎng? zuò ba |
| [09:02.25] | huáng xiǎo juān: jiù wǒ zhè tiáo jiàn, hái néng zhǎo shà yàng de |
| [09:05.41] | zhào běn shān: nǐ shuō ba |
| [09:07.28] | huáng xiǎo juān: wǒ jiù zhǎo yí gè, jīng lì kǎn kě de, shēn tǐ jiàn kāng de, xìng gé kāi lǎng de, xīn dì shàn liáng de, néng yuàn yì hé wǒ yí kuài, fèng yǎng lǎo rén, yǒu diǎn tè cháng de jiù xíng le. wǒ zhè me shuō xíng ma |
| [09:23.29] | zhào běn shān: a |
| [09:24.53] | dǎo yǎn: 1 hào 1 hào |
| [09:25.39] | huáng xiǎo juān: dǎo yǎn jiào nǐ ne |
| [09:25.88] | dǎo yǎn: zhǔn bèi shí lù le |
| [09:27.27] | zhào běn shān: dǎo yǎn nà |
| [09:28.14] | huáng xiǎo juān: kuài qù ba |
| [09:29.02] | zhào běn shān: dǎo yǎn nà, wǒ bù xíng, dǎo yǎn ne, wǒ zài liàn 5 fēn zhōng, xíng bù. |
| [09:31.16] | zhào běn shān: wǒ bù qù le |
| [09:31.84] | huáng xiǎo juān: nǐ liàn de duō hǎo a |
| [09:32.90] | zhào běn shān: bù xíng |
| [09:33.50] | huáng xiǎo juān: kuài qù lù ba |
| [09:34.48] | zhào běn shān: wǒ gēn nǐ yī bǐ wǒ jiù bù shì dōng xi le, nǐ bāng bāng wǒ dé le bei? nǐ gěi wǒ dāng huí dǎo yǎn ne |
| [09:41.44] | huáng xiǎo juān: āi yā, wǒ nǎ huì dāng dǎo yǎn ne |
| [09:42.52] | zhào běn shān: méi shì, nǐ jiù hǎn yù bèi kāi shǐ bié jǐn zhāng, ná nǐ nǎo mén dāng jìng tóu ba, kuài lái, gěi wǒ dāng dǎo yǎn |
| [09:47.65] | huáng xiǎo juān: yào bù wǒ jiù gěi nǐ tí tí cí ér ba |
| [09:49.12] | zhào běn shān: xíng, xiè xiè nǐ, nǐ zuò ba |
| [09:51.55] | zhào běn shān: cí ér gē zhè ne |
| [09:53.18] | huáng xiǎo juān: nǐ yě zuò ba |
| [09:53.73] | zhào běn shān: āi |
| [09:58.23] | huáng xiǎo juān: zuò ba |
| [09:59.35] | zhào běn shān: a |
| [10:04.06] | huáng xiǎo juān: zuò ba, zuò |
| [10:13.93] | huáng xiǎo juān: nǐ bié jǐn zhāng, bié jǐn zhāng, bié jǐn zhāng |
| [10:18.40] | zhào běn shān: wǒ bù jǐn zhāng |
| [10:19.46] | huáng xiǎo juān: zhù yì a, yù bèi... |
| [10:24.71] | zhào běn shān: kāi shǐ |
| [10:25.10] | huáng xiǎo juān: a? nǐ zǎ hǎn shàng le ne |
| [10:27.61] | zhào běn shān: nǐ nà yīn lā de tài zhǎng le |
| [10:29.88] | huáng xiǎo juān: ó, nà guài wǒ le, chóng lái ba |
| [10:32.36] | huáng xiǎo juān: āi yā! nǐ zǎ dōu chū hàn le ne? |
| [10:35.08] | zhào běn shān: shì ma |
| [10:35.63] | huáng xiǎo juān: cā cā hàn, cā cā hàn |
| [10:38.59] | zhào běn shān: ēn |
| [10:40.00] | huáng xiǎo juān: zhù yì a, zhè huí bié jǐn zhāng |
| [10:41.96] | huáng xiǎo juān: bù yòng jǐn zhāng |
| [10:43.68] | huáng xiǎo juān: zhù yì, bié jǐn zhāng |
| [10:46.19] | huáng xiǎo juān: yù bèi..... kāi shǐ |
| [10:48.38] | zhào běn shān: wǒ jiào bù jǐn zhāng |
| [10:52.26] | zhào běn shān: mā ya! zǎ yòu jǐn zhāng le ne, nǐ bǐ zhēn dǎo yǎn dǎo hái jǐn zhāng |
| [10:57.15] | huáng xiǎo juān: nà nǐ wǎng xià shuō ba |
| [10:58.04] | zhào běn shān: ēn |
| [10:59.45] | huáng xiǎo juān: shuō ba, bié jǐn zhāng |
| [11:00.64] | zhào běn shān: pàn wàng yǐ jiǔ de shí kè zhōng yú dào lái le, wǒ fǎng fú cóng jìng tóu kàn jiàn le yī duǒ xiǎo huā, tóu shàng hái dài gè fà qiǎ |
| [11:08.38] | huáng xiǎo juān: a, nǐ wǎng nǎ ér kàn ne |
| [11:10.82] | zhào běn shān: kàn jìng tóu ne me |
| [11:13.28] | huáng xiǎo juān: nǐ tài jǐn zhāng le |
| [11:14.61] | zhào běn shān: wǒ... lí jìng tóu tài jìn le |
| [11:17.06] | huáng xiǎo juān: wǎng xià shuō ba |
| [11:18.78] | zhào běn shān: běn rén zhèng xiàng nǐ zài yù xún yī wèi dāng zhōng suǒ tí de nà yàng, jīng lì kǎn kě, xīn dì shàn liáng, shēn tǐ jiàn kāng, yǒu yí dìng tè cháng, qǐng kàn zhè shì zhèng shū |
| [11:31.78] | huáng xiǎo juān: liù jí mù jiàng |
| [11:33.00] | zhào běn shān: xiāng dāng yú zhōng jí zhī shí fèn zǐ |
| [11:38.92] | zhào běn shān: wǒ xiǎng.. wǒ xiǎng zhǎo yí gè ba, néng rè rè hū hū gē yí kuài duī ér láo diǎn huà de, jiù shuō xīn cháng hǎo yì diǎn de |
| [11:46.69] | huáng xiǎo juān: dú shēn nǚ rén wéi bàn |
| [11:47.99] | zhào běn shān: nǐ bié dǎ chà, wǒ xiǎng zhǎo gè xīn cháng hǎo de, shǒu yào qiǎo de, dài gè xiǎo hái néng yǎng lǎo de, rú guǒ zǔ zhī xū yào de huà dào chā mén yě shì kě yǐ cān kǎo de ma |
| [12:05.14] | zhào běn shān: tīng míng bái méi |
| [12:06.72] | huáng xiǎo juān: wǒ bù míng bái |
| [12:08.60] | zhào běn shān: hái méi shuō tòu? |
| [12:10.87] | huáng xiǎo juān: nǐ zhè me hǎo de tiáo jiàn, yīng gāi zhǎo gè nián qīng de |
| [12:14.18] | zhào běn shān: bù, wǒ jiù zhǎo tóng suì de, dōu shì sān shí wǔ de, zhè cái jiào bān pèi ne |
| [12:18.45] | huáng xiǎo juān: yīng gāi zhǎo gè piào liàng de |
| [12:20.20] | zhào běn shān: méi yǒu yòng, wǒ guò qù nà wèi jiù tǐng piào liàng, hòu lái bù jiù jiě tǐ le me |
| [12:26.16] | huáng xiǎo juān: nǐ yīng gāi zhǎo gè dú shēn de |
| [12:27.41] | zhào běn shān: wǒ piān yào zhǎo dài xiǎo hái de, kuò hú: bā suì nán hái zhèng hǎo |
| [12:35.52] | huáng xiǎo juān: yǒu hái zi shì léi zhuì |
| [12:36.94] | zhào běn shān: hái zi shì gǎn qíng de tōng xìn yuán ma |
| [12:39.18] | huáng xiǎo juān: guān jiàn tā bù guāng yǒu hái zi |
| [12:41.04] | zhào běn shān: yǒu lǎo tài tài jiù gèng hǎo le, nǐ bù zhī dào me, wǒ zuì xiàn mù de jiù shì lǎo tài tài la |
| [12:47.34] | huáng xiǎo juān: kě shì |
| [12:47.95] | zhào běn shān: kě shì, nǐ yào bù bǎ zhàng fū dài lái, shén me tiáo jiàn wǒ dōu néng dā yìng |
| [12:55.11] | huáng xiǎo juān: nǐ huì hòu huǐ de |
| [12:57.22] | zhào běn shān: wǒ zěn me néng hòu huǐ ne, wǒ bù hòu huǐ, wǒ xiǎng yǒu gè jiā, wǒ xiǎng yǒu yí gè wēn nuǎn de jiā |
| [13:04.73] | dǎo yǎn: 1 hào 2 hào zhǔn bèi lù xiàng le |
| [13:09.40] | zhào běn shān: nǐ hái lù ma |
| [13:11.31] | huáng xiǎo juān: nǐ ne |
| [13:12.57] | zhào běn shān: wǒ bù lù le, wǒ wàn yī yào shàng le diàn shì, kěn dìng bèi rén xiāng zhòng le, dào shí jiù má fán le, nǐ hái lù ma |
| [13:22.96] | huáng xiǎo juān: nǐ shuō ne |
| [13:24.90] | zhào běn shān: nǐ yào jué de bù tài chéng shú dì huà, zài liàn liàn |
| [13:29.08] | huáng xiǎo juān: zài liàn liàn |
| [13:30.59] | zhào běn shān: zhǎo gè huán jìng yōu xiù, xián rén miǎn jìn dì dì fāng liàn |
| [13:37.61] | huáng xiǎo juān: hái liàn ne |
| [13:38.45] | zhào běn shān: nǐ dǒng bù |
| [13:41.16] | zhào běn shān chàng: wǒ xiǎng yǒu gè jiā, yí gè bù xū yào huá lì de dì fāng, zài wǒ pí juàn de shí hòu wǒ huì xiǎng dào tā |
| [13:54.80] | huáng xiǎo juān chàng: wǒ xiǎng yǒu gè jiā, yí gè bù xū yào duō dà de dì fāng, zài wǒ shòu jīng xià de shí hòu wǒ cái bú huì hài pà |
| [14:08.46] | zhào běn shān chàng: shuí bú huì xiǎng yào jiā, kě shì jiù yǒu rén méi yǒu tā, liǎn shàng liú zhe yǎn lèi, zhǐ néng zì jǐ qīng qīng cā, wǒ hǎo xiàn mù tā, shòu shāng hòu kě yǐ huí jiā, ér wǒ zhǐ néng gū dān de, gū dān de xún zhǎo wǒ de jiā |
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