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| [00:06.420] | 各位朋友春节好 |
| [00:11.879] | 各位现在看到的是我们实话实说的春节特别节目 |
| [00:15.925] | 这个节目的特别之处啊是在于我们请到了两位特殊的嘉宾 |
| [00:20.931] | 他们是来自东北农村的一对饱经沧桑的农民夫妇 |
| [00:27.408] | 现在就让我们用掌声有请二位嘉宾 |
| [00:41.442] | 您好…大叔您好…请坐~~~请坐大叔 |
| [00:57.77] | 恩 |
| [00:57.589] | 恩~~~ 咳~~~ |
| [01:00.2] | 请坐 |
| [01:01.333] | 大叔大妈呀（稍微有一点紧张） |
| [01:08.944] | 稍微有一点紧张 大叔大妈呀 是第一次到电视台的演播室吧！ |
| [01:16.360] | 第一次 |
| [01:16.864] | 恩 是~~~ |
| [01:18.132] | 刚来这个演播室啊 都会有一点紧张 你看有这多摄象机 这么多观众 一会咱们谈着谈着就能放松 咱们先来个自我介绍 |
| [01:28.775] | 咋介绍 |
| [01:31.262] | 按您家里的习惯 |
| [01:32.974] | 那我先说呗~~~ |
| [01:34.142] | 好 |
| [01:35.624] | 我叫白云 |
| [01:37.42] | 我叫黑土 |
| [01:38.946] | 我七十一 |
| [01:40.282] | 我七十五 |
| [01:41.356] | 我属鸡 |
| [01:42.279] | 我属虎 |
| [01:43.137] | 这是我老公 |
| [01:44.232] | 这是我老母—— （乐队奏乐） |
| [01:49.693] | 我老伴儿 |
| [01:51.9] | 差辈儿了~~~ |
| [01:51.539] | 请坐请坐 大叔大妈呀 太紧张了 别紧张 我跟您说这个谈话节目吧 它有话题 咱一谈话题它就不紧张了 |
| [375044, 468][02:02.946] | 对 |
| [02:03.110] | 今天的话题是 昨天 今天 明天 我看咱改改规矩 这回大叔您先说 |
| [02:10.857] | 昨天 在家准备一宿 今天 上这儿来了 明天 回去 谢谢！ |
| [02:16.835] | （乐队奏乐） |
| [02:20.605] | 挺简单 |
| [02:21.474] | 不是 大叔我不是让您说这个昨天 我是让您往前说 |
| [02:26.702] | 前天 前天俺们俩得到的乡里通知 谢谢 |
| [02:33.992] | 大叔大妈呀 我说的这个昨天 今天 明天呀 不是~~~昨天 今天 明天 |
| [02:41.77] | 是后天 |
| [02:44.289] | 不是后天 |
| [02:45.387] | 那是哪一天呢 |
| [02:46.603] | 不是哪一天 我说的这个意思就是咱 这个——回忆一下过去 再评说一下现在 再展望一下未来 您听明白了吗 |
| [02:56.114] | 啊~~~ 那是过去 现在和将来！ |
| [02:58.826] | 那也不是昨天今天和明天呐 |
| [03:01.62] | 是 你问这~~~ 有点毛病 |
| [03:03.206] | 对 没有这么问的 |
| [03:10.413] | 我还弄错了我还~~~ 那谁先说呀 |
| [03:13.257] | 我说吧 还有准备 |
| [03:16.24] | 啊 准备好啦 |
| [03:18.28] | 赵本山 改革春风吹满地 中国人民真争气 齐心合力跨世纪 一场大水没咋地 谢谢！ |
| [03:32.964] | （乐队奏乐） |
| [03:37.123] | 这是首诗 |
| [03:38.653] | 该我了 |
| [03:40.338] | 大妈也准备啦 |
| [03:41.348] | 是~~~ 我站着说吧 改革春风吹进门 中国人民抖精神 海湾那旮哒挺闹心 美英合伙欺负人 谢谢！ |
| [04:02.399] | 欺负人你谢它干啥完应 |
| [04:04.259] | 不礼貌么 |
| [04:05.447] | 这叫什么谈话啊 整个一个赛诗会呀 大叔大妈呀 今天过春节 过春节的时候就不说那些让人心烦的事儿 咱说点高兴的事儿 |
| [04:14.775] | 你看着没 我搁家我就告诉她我说你写这段不行 海湾那事儿那联合国安南都管不了你操那心干啥完应~~~ |
| [04:23.26] | 那你说吧~~~ |
| [04:26.433] | 那大叔说 说说大好形势 |
| [04:28.867] | 各位领导 同志们 |
| [04:30.677] | 要做报告呀 |
| [04:32.51] | 这么说不行么 |
| [04:33.425] | 啊 行 您说吧~~~ |
| [04:35.633] | 大家好！九八九八不得了 粮食大丰收 洪水被赶跑 百姓安居乐业 齐夸党的领导 尤其人民军队 更是天下难找 国外比较乱套 成天勾心斗角 今天内阁下台 明天首相被炒 闹完金融危机 又要弹劾领导 纵观世界风云 风景这边更好！多谢！ |
| [05:04.23] | （乐队奏乐）（坐在地上） |
| [05:09.557] | 大叔！摔着了吧！哎呦 快起来~~~ |
| [05:15.600] | 往前迈两步 忘了—— |
| [05:19.136] | 没事儿~~~ 挺成功 |
| [05:20.769] | 成功么 …… 丢人了 |
| [05:25.405] | 没~~~ |
| [05:26.201] | 大叔大妈呀 这个谈话节目呢 它实际上就是说话 就是聊天 就是唠嗑 就是你们东北坐在炕上唠嗑 您在家什么样啊 在这儿就什么样 别紧张 好不好 |
| [05:41.324] | 那你放松的事儿~~~ 你早说呀 早说早明白了~~~ |
| [05:46.212] | （脱鞋 盘腿）（乐队奏乐） |
| [05:48.530] | 你把那鞋穿上 |
| [05:49.814] | 告诉放松呢！ |
| [05:51.488] | 让放松精神你放松脚干啥呀 臭的~~~ 别了 汗脚~~ |
| [06:00.415] | 脱鞋不行是噢 |
| [06:01.603] | 啊~~~ 行行行~~~ |
| [06:02.778] | 不礼貌呢~~~ |
| [06:04.266] | 大叔大妈我问一句噢 您就~~~ 没看过我们这个节目吧 |
| [06:10.21] | 看过 你不姓崔么 实话实说那个 |
| [06:13.89] | 对呀 恩 |
| [06:13.938] | 你不叫崔永元么 |
| [06:15.212] | 俺们村人可喜欢你了 |
| [06:17.10] | 真的啊 |
| [06:17.640] | 都夸你呢 说你主持那节目可好了 |
| [06:20.653] | 这么说的呀！ |
| [06:21.692] | 就是人长的坷碜点~~~ |
| [06:23.680] | （乐队奏乐） |
| [06:27.977] | 你咋这样呢！ |
| [06:29.445] | 说实话么 |
| [06:30.491] | 你瞎说啥实话~~~ 对不起 她那不是这个意思 我老伴说那意思是都喜欢你主持那节目 哎呀 全村最爱看呐 那家伙说你主持的有特点 说一笑像哭似的 |
| [06:44.588] | （乐队奏乐） |
| [06:47.884] | 不是 一哭像笑似的~~~ |
| [06:50.293] | 他们村都这么夸人啊他们村 |
| [06:52.466] | 还说你—— |
| [06:54.315] | 行了行了~~~ 别说了 咱还是说您二老吧 我现在呢我把问题提的细一点 你们是哪一年结的婚 |
| [07:04.863] | 我们相约五八 |
| [07:06.945] | 大约在冬季 |
| [07:11.488] | 这好不容易不念诗了 又改唱歌了 当时谈恋爱的时候是谁追的谁呀 |
| [07:18.726] | 嘿嘿~~~ |
| [07:19.510] | 这事儿 你看别说了~~~ |
| [07:21.642] | 这属于个人隐私 |
| [07:22.986] | 其实小崔你应该有这种眼力 当时——我用现在话说 小伙长的比较帅呆了 追的我 |
| [07:33.790] | 你咋不实话实说呢 你让大伙瞅瞅你那老脸长的跟鞋拔子似的我能上赶子追你呀 |
| [07:42.333] | 这么不会审美呢 |
| [07:43.997] | 怎地 |
| [07:44.538] | 赵本山 这叫鞋拔子脸那 这是正宗的猪腰子脸！ |
| [07:49.241] | （乐队奏乐） |
| [07:53.647] | 还不如鞋拔子呢 |
| [07:55.667] | 我年轻的时候那绝对不是吹 柳叶弯眉樱桃口 谁见了我都乐意瞅 俺们隔壁那吴老二 瞅我一眼就浑身发抖 |
| [08:07.400] | 哼~~~ 拉倒吧！吴老二脑血栓 看谁都哆嗦！ |
| [08:16.680] | 大叔啊 大叔这么说不对 其实大妈现在看上去都挺精神的 |
| [08:21.919] | 现在不行了 现在是头发也变白了 皱纹也增长了 两颗洁白的门牙去年也光荣下岗了~~~ |
| [08:32.59] | 哈哈哈~~~ 这词儿整的~~~ |
| [08:37.861] | 知道这下岗还用这儿了还 大叔大妈呀 我一个一个问得了 先问大妈吧 |
| [08:44.491] | 问我呀 |
| [08:45.202] | 大妈呀 当时大叔他是怎么追的你 |
| [08:49.274] | 他就是~~~ 主动和我接近 没事儿和我唠嗑 不是给我割草就是给我朗诵诗歌 还总找机会向我暗送秋波呢！ |
| [09:01.241] | 暗送秋波呢 |
| [09:02.159] | 别瞎说 我记着我给你送过笔 送过桌 还给你家送一口大黑锅 我啥时给你送秋波了 秋波是啥完应 |
| [09:13.686] | 秋波是青年男女—— |
| [09:15.2] | 秋波是啥完应你咋都不懂呢这么没文化呢 |
| [09:18.216] | 啥呀 |
| [09:18.734] | 秋波就是秋天的菠菜 |
| [09:21.265] | 噢！ |
| [09:22.565] | （乐队奏乐） |
| [09:27.16] | 送过 年年都送 |
| [09:28.499] | 我今天第一次听说秋波是这么回事 大叔啊 光送菠菜不行 人家谈恋爱的时候都得送那象样的定情物 你想想有没有 |
| [09:39.319] | 呵呵呵 说这事儿还有点儿历史 你说呗~~~ |
| [09:43.310] | 我说吧 |
| [09:44.346] | 大妈说 |
| [09:45.124] | 俺俩搞对象那钱儿吧 我就想送他件毛衣 那钱儿穷 没钱买 赶上呢我正好给生产队放羊 我就发现那羊脱毛 我就往下蚝羊毛 晚上回家呢 纺成毛线 白天一边织 毛衣 一边放羊 一边再蚝羊毛 结果眼瞅着织着差俩袖了让生产队发现了 不但没收了毛衣 还开批斗会批斗我 那钱儿不是有个罪名叫—— |
| [10:17.380] | 挖社会主义墙角！ |
| [10:19.10] | 是 给我定的罪名就叫蚝社会主义羊毛 |
| [10:21.834] | （乐队奏乐） |
| [10:26.162] | 这罪过不轻啊 |
| [10:27.462] | 她心眼儿太实 你说当时放了五十只羊 你蚝羊毛偏可一个蚝 蚝的这家伙像葛优似的谁看不出来呀 |
| [10:41.779] | 我听出来了 这个定情物实际上就是没送成 那结婚的时候就得有象样的彩礼 有没有 |
| [10:48.859] | 说出来都不怕大伙笑话 他家穷的管啥完应没有 |
| [10:54.528] | 别巴瞎 当时还有一样家用电器呢！ |
| [10:57.506] | 还有家用电器呀 |
| [10:58.506] | 手电筒么！ |
| [11:04.747] | 诶呀 也没有什么象样的定情物 也没有什么象样的彩礼 但是你看大叔大妈风风雨雨这么多年 过的挺好 我觉得就是这个一如既往的劲儿啊 就值得我们年轻人学习 是我们学习的榜样！ |
| [11:19.566] | 嘿嘿 别向我们学习 俺俩感情出现过危机 |
| [11:22.952] | 以前 |
| [11:23.838] | 现在 |
| [11:24.169] | 怎么回事儿 |
| [11:25.785] | 改革开放富起来之后 我们俩盖起了二层小楼 这楼盖完了屋多了突然跟我提出来要分居 说搁一个屋谁耽误她学外语 完事呢说这个感情这个东西是距离产生美 结果我这一上楼 距离拉开了 美没了！天天吃饭啥的也不正经叫我了 打电话 还说外语 Hello哇 饭已OK了 下来咪西吧！ |
| [11:52.616] | （乐队奏乐） |
| [11:55.254] | 你咋不实话实说呢 我为啥跟你分着居呀 |
| [11:59.878] | 你心眼儿小 |
| [12:00.744] | 你一天到晚瞅都不瞅我一眼 天天搁电视机跟前等着盼着见倪萍 我不说你拉倒吧 |
| [12:10.780] | 说那啥用啊 那赵忠祥一出来你眼睛不也直吗 |
| [12:16.284] | 赵忠祥咋地 赵忠祥是我的心中偶像 |
| [12:21.716] | 那倪萍就是我梦中情人 爱咋咋地！ |
| [12:26.628] | 大叔 这么说不对~~~ |
| [12:29.754] | 不拍了！当这些人呢你说这完应干啥啊！ |
| [12:35.527] | 都少说两句 |
| [12:36.391] | 错了 行不 都录象呢！ |
| [12:39.730] | 小崔 这咕噜掐了噢 别播 |
| [12:41.641] | 这咕噜掐了 别播~~~ |
| [12:42.756] | 都这么大岁数了~~~ |
| [12:45.453] | 不你提起来的么！ |
| [12:47.521] | 没文化呢！ |
| [12:48.761] | 二老都这么多年了 风风雨雨这么多年了 为了看个电视 我觉得不值得 |
| [12:56.336] | 可不是咋的 后来更虢了 这家伙把我们家的男女老少东西两院议员全找来了开会 要弹劾我 |
| [13:05.255] | 事儿还闹大了！ |
| [13:07.16] | 恩 后来经过全家人的举手表决 大家一致认为我 |
| [13:11.868] | 您是对的！ |
| [13:13.500] | 给人赔礼道歉 |
| [13:17.427] | 赔礼道歉这段呀 一定要让大妈讲 您肯定记着那天是怎么回事儿 |
| [13:23.229] | 去 我跟小崔说 |
| [13:24.992] | 说就说呗！ |
| [13:30.367] | 有一天晚上 咣咣凿我房门 我一开门木头桩子似的两眼直钩盯着我 非要给我朗诵首诗 |
| [13:39.42] | 别说了~~~ |
| [13:39.799] | 啊 白云 黑土向你道歉 来到你门前 请你睁开眼 看我多可怜 今天的你我怎样重复昨天的故事 我这张旧船票还能否登上你的破船！ |
| [13:57.77] | （乐队奏乐） |
| [14:03.902] | 大叔啊 后来怎么样了 |
| [14:06.1] | 涛声依旧了~~~ |
| [14:07.245] | （乐队奏乐） |
| [14:13.341] | 你看啊 咱们今天呢先说受苦 说着说着又说打架 我觉得是这个话题呀 起的太沉重 下面咱们换个话题 畅想一下美好的明天！ |
| [14:26.608] | 那 我先畅想呗 |
| [14:29.12] | 您先畅想 |
| [14:29.728] | 我都畅想好了 我是生在旧社会 长在红旗下 走在春风里 准备跨世纪 想过去 看今朝 我此起彼伏 于是乎我冒出个想法 |
| [14:48.607] | 什么想法 |
| [14:49.711] | 我想写本书 |
| [14:53.43] | 哎呀 打住 拉倒吧 看书都看不下来写啥书啊 |
| [14:56.571] | 大叔啊 下载出书热 写一本也行 |
| [14:59.271] | 是 人倪萍都出本书么叫《日子》 我这本书就叫《月子》！ |
| [15:08.135] | 竟能吹牛啊 你要写《月子》我也写本书 《侍侯月子》 吹呗 |
| [15:15.902] | 越说越不对劲了 大妈您慢慢的构思 慢慢写这本书 大叔要么您说 您现在最想干的事儿是什么 |
| [15:24.894] | 我觉着我们俩现在生活好了 越来越老了 余下的时间也越来越少了 过去论天过 现在就应该论秒了 下一步我准备领她出去旅旅游 走一走比较大的城市 去趟铁岭 度度蜜月 |
| [15:45.469] | 我就寻思度蜜月之前我得先美美容 把这俩门牙装上 装个烤瓷的 |
| [15:51.936] | 高级的 |
| [15:52.528] | 恩 然后在整整容 做个拉皮儿 |
| [15:54.908] | 我拍个黄瓜 |
| [16:00.654] | 您要是弄个拉皮儿 拍个黄瓜 我就只能烫壶酒了 说着说着下酒菜都出来了 其实我听得出来 大叔大妈呀 是想永远年轻 那就让我们一起 祝大叔大妈永远年轻 生活幸福！ |
| [16:18.196] | （乐队奏乐） |
| [16:24.903] | 在我们这次节目结束的时候 按照惯例 我们要请每一位佳宾 每个人用一句话 再总结一下自己的内心感受 大妈先来 |
| [16:37.239] | 就剩 一句啦 |
| [16:39.755] | 一句话 |
| [16:42.316] | 发自肺腑的呀 |
| [16:43.613] | 对 发自肺腑的 |
| [16:47.609] | 我十分想见赵忠祥 |
| [16:50.329] | 拉倒吧！干啥完应！ |
| [16:54.261] | 人家让说发自肺腑的吗！ |
| [16:56.544] | 这么丢人呢！没正事儿呢！让你说一句话你说这干啥完应 丢不丢人！不说点关键的！ |
| [17:05.892] | 大叔要么您说 一句话 |
| [17:07.375] | 我也剩一句啦 |
| [17:08.388] | 啊 一句话 对 |
| [17:09.168] | 来钱儿的火车票谁给报了 |
| [17:11.92] | （乐队奏乐） |
| [17:15.584] | 感谢现场和电视机前的观众朋友们 咱们下周实话实说 再见！ |
| [17:20.156] | （完） |
| id: 00000000 | |
| [00:06.420] | ge wei peng you chun jie hao |
| [00:11.879] | ge wei xian zai kan dao de shi wo men shi hua shi shuo de chun jie te bie jie mu |
| [00:15.925] | zhe ge jie mu di te bie zhi chu a shi zai yu wo men qing dao le liang wei te shu de jia bin |
| [00:20.931] | ta men shi lai zi dong bei nong cun de yi dui bao jing cang sang de nong min fu fu |
| [00:27.408] | xian zai jiu rang wo men yong zhang sheng you qing er wei jia bin |
| [00:41.442] | nin hao da shu nin hao qing zuo qing zuo da shu |
| [00:57.77] | en |
| [00:57.589] | en hai |
| [01:00.2] | qing zuo |
| [01:01.333] | da shu da ma ya shao wei you yi dian jin zhang |
| [01:08.944] | shao wei you yi dian jin zhang da shu da ma ya shi di yi ci dao dian shi tai de yan bo shi ba! |
| [01:16.360] | di yi ci |
| [01:16.864] | en shi |
| [01:18.132] | gang lai zhe ge yan bo shi a dou hui you yi dian jin zhang ni kan you zhe duo she xiang ji zhe me duo guan zhong yi hui zan men tan zhe tan zhe jiu neng fang song zan men xian lai ge zi wo jie shao |
| [01:28.775] | za jie shao |
| [01:31.262] | an nin jia li de xi guan |
| [01:32.974] | na wo xian shuo bei |
| [01:34.142] | hao |
| [01:35.624] | wo jiao bai yun |
| [01:37.42] | wo jiao hei tu |
| [01:38.946] | wo qi shi yi |
| [01:40.282] | wo qi shi wu |
| [01:41.356] | wo shu ji |
| [01:42.279] | wo shu hu |
| [01:43.137] | zhe shi wo lao gong |
| [01:44.232] | zhe shi wo lao mu yue dui zou yue |
| [01:49.693] | wo lao ban er |
| [01:51.9] | cha bei r le |
| [01:51.539] | qing zuo qing zuo da shu da ma ya tai jin zhang le bie jin zhang wo gen nin shuo zhe ge tan hua jie mu ba ta you hua ti zan yi tan hua ti ta jiu bu jin zhang le |
| [375044, 468][02:02.946] | dui |
| [02:03.110] | jin tian de hua ti shi zuo tian jin tian ming tian wo kan zan gai gai gui ju zhe hui da shu nin xian shuo |
| [02:10.857] | zuo tian zai jia zhun bei yi xiu jin tian shang zhe er lai le ming tian hui qu xie xie! |
| [02:16.835] | yue dui zou yue |
| [02:20.605] | ting jian dan |
| [02:21.474] | bu shi da shu wo bu shi rang nin shuo zhe ge zuo tian wo shi rang nin wang qian shuo |
| [02:26.702] | qian tian qian tian an men lia de dao de xiang li tong zhi xie xie |
| [02:33.992] | da shu da ma ya wo shuo de zhe ge zuo tian jin tian ming tian ya bu shi zuo tian jin tian ming tian |
| [02:41.77] | shi hou tian |
| [02:44.289] | bu shi hou tian |
| [02:45.387] | na shi na yi tian ne |
| [02:46.603] | bu shi na yi tian wo shuo de zhe ge yi si jiu shi zan zhe ge hui yi yi xia guo qu zai ping shuo yi xia xian zai zai zhan wang yi xia wei lai nin ting ming bai le ma |
| [02:56.114] | a na shi guo qu xian zai he jiang lai! |
| [02:58.826] | na ye bu shi zuo tian jin tian he ming tian na |
| [03:01.62] | shi ni wen zhe you dian mao bing |
| [03:03.206] | dui mei you zhe me wen de |
| [03:10.413] | wo hai nong cuo le wo hai na shui xian shuo ya |
| [03:13.257] | wo shuo ba hai you zhun bei |
| [03:16.24] | a zhun bei hao la |
| [03:18.28] | zhao ben shan gai ge chun feng chui man di zhong guo ren min zhen zheng qi qi xin he li kua shi ji yi chang da shui mei za di xie xie! |
| [03:32.964] | yue dui zou yue |
| [03:37.123] | zhe shi shou shi |
| [03:38.653] | gai wo le |
| [03:40.338] | da ma ye zhun bei la |
| [03:41.348] | shi wo zhan zhe shuo ba gai ge chun feng chui jin men zhong guo ren min dou jing shen hai wan na ga da ting nao xin mei ying he huo qi fu ren xie xie! |
| [04:02.399] | qi fu ren ni xie ta gan sha wan ying |
| [04:04.259] | bu li mao me |
| [04:05.447] | zhe jiao shen me tan hua a zheng ge yi ge sai shi hui ya da shu da ma ya jin tian guo chun jie guo chun jie de shi hou jiu bu shuo nei xie rang ren xin fan de shi er zan shuo dian gao xing de shi er |
| [04:14.775] | ni kan zhe mei wo ge jia wo jiu gao su ta wo shuo ni xie zhe duan bu xing hai wan na shi er na lian he guo an nan dou guan bu liao ni cao na xin gan sha wan ying |
| [04:23.26] | na ni shuo ba |
| [04:26.433] | na da shu shuo shuo shuo da hao xing shi |
| [04:28.867] | ge wei ling dao tong zhi men |
| [04:30.677] | yao zuo bao gao ya |
| [04:32.51] | zhe me shuo bu xing me |
| [04:33.425] | a xing nin shuo ba |
| [04:35.633] | da jia hao! jiu ba jiu ba bu de le liang shi da feng shou hong shui bei gan pao bai xing an ju le ye qi kua dang de ling dao you qi ren min jun dui geng shi tian xia nan zhao guo wai bi jiao luan tao cheng tian gou xin dou jiao jin tian nei ge xia tai ming tian shou xiang bei chao nao wan jin rong wei ji you yao tan he ling dao zong guan shi jie feng yun feng jing zhe bian geng hao! duo xie! |
| [05:04.23] | yue dui zou yue zuo zai di shang |
| [05:09.557] | da shu! shuai zhe le ba! ai you kuai qi lai |
| [05:15.600] | wang qian mai liang bu wang le |
| [05:19.136] | mei shi er ting cheng gong |
| [05:20.769] | cheng gong me diu ren le |
| [05:25.405] | mei |
| [05:26.201] | da shu da ma ya zhe ge tan hua jie mu ne ta shi ji shang jiu shi shuo hua jiu shi liao tian jiu shi lao ke jiu shi ni men dong bei zuo zai kang shang lao ke nin zai jia shi me yang a zai zhe er jiu shen me yang bie jin zhang hao bu hao |
| [05:41.324] | na ni fang song de shi er ni zao shuo ya zao shuo zao ming bai le |
| [05:46.212] | tuo xie pan tui yue dui zou yue |
| [05:48.530] | ni ba na xie chuan shang |
| [05:49.814] | gao su fang song ne! |
| [05:51.488] | rang fang song jing shen ni fang song jiao gan sha ya chou de bie le han jiao |
| [06:00.415] | tuo xie bu xing shi o |
| [06:01.603] | a xing xing xing |
| [06:02.778] | bu li mao ne |
| [06:04.266] | da shu da ma wo wen yi ju o nin jiu mei kan guo wo men zhe ge jie mu ba |
| [06:10.21] | kan guo ni bu xing cui me shi hua shi shuo na ge |
| [06:13.89] | dui ya en |
| [06:13.938] | ni bu jiao cui yong yuan me |
| [06:15.212] | an men cun ren ke xi huan ni le |
| [06:17.10] | zhen de a |
| [06:17.640] | dou kua ni ne shuo ni zhu chi na jie mu ke hao le |
| [06:20.653] | zhe me shuo de ya! |
| [06:21.692] | jiu shi ren zhang de ke chen dian |
| [06:23.680] | yue dui zou yue |
| [06:27.977] | ni za zhe yang ne! |
| [06:29.445] | shuo shi hua me |
| [06:30.491] | ni xia shuo sha shi hua dui bu qi ta na bu shi zhe ge yi si wo lao ban shuo na yi si shi dou xi huan ni zhu chi na jie mu ai ya quan cun zui ai kan na na jia huo shuo ni zhu chi de you te dian shuo yi xiao xiang ku shi de |
| [06:44.588] | yue dui zou yue |
| [06:47.884] | bu shi yi ku xiang xiao shi de |
| [06:50.293] | ta men cun dou zhe me kua ren a ta men cun |
| [06:52.466] | hai shuo ni |
| [06:54.315] | xing le xing le bie shuo le zan hai shi shuo nin er lao ba wo xian zai ne wo ba wen ti ti de xi yi dian ni men shi na yi nian jie de hun |
| [07:04.863] | wo men xiang yue wu ba |
| [07:06.945] | da yue zai dong ji |
| [07:11.488] | zhe hao bu rong yi bu nian shi le you gai chang ge le dang shi tan lian ai de shi hou shi shui zhui de shui ya |
| [07:18.726] | hei hei |
| [07:19.510] | zhe shi er ni kan bie shuo le |
| [07:21.642] | zhe shu yu ge ren yin si |
| [07:22.986] | qi shi xiao cui ni ying gai you zhe zhong yan li dang shi wo yong xian zai hua shuo xiao huo zhang de bi jiao shuai dai le zhui de wo |
| [07:33.790] | ni za bu shi hua shi shuo ne ni rang da huo chou chou ni na lao lian zhang de gen xie ba zi shi de wo neng shang gan zi zhui ni ya |
| [07:42.333] | zhe me bu hui shen mei ne |
| [07:43.997] | zen di |
| [07:44.538] | zhao ben shan zhe jiao xie ba zi lian na zhe shi zheng zong de zhu yao zi lian! |
| [07:49.241] | yue dui zou yue |
| [07:53.647] | hai bu ru xie ba zi ne |
| [07:55.667] | wo nian qing de shi hou na jue dui bu shi chui liu ye wan mei ying tao kou shui jian le wo dou le yi chou an men ge bi na wu lao er chou wo yi yan jiu hun shen fa dou |
| [08:07.400] | heng la dao ba! wu lao er nao xue shuan kan shui dou duo suo! |
| [08:16.680] | da shu a da shu zhe me shuo bu dui qi shi da ma xian zai kan shang qu dou ting jing shen de |
| [08:21.919] | xian zai bu xing le xian zai shi tou fa ye bian bai le zhou wen ye zeng zhang le liang ke jie bai de men ya qu nian ye guang rong xia gang le |
| [08:32.59] | ha ha ha zhe ci er zheng de |
| [08:37.861] | zhi dao zhe xia gang hai yong zhe er le hai da shu da ma ya wo yi ge yi ge wen de le xian wen da ma ba |
| [08:44.491] | wen wo ya |
| [08:45.202] | da ma ya dang shi da shu ta shi zen me zhui de ni |
| [08:49.274] | ta jiu shi zhu dong he wo jie jin mei shi er he wo lao ke bu shi gei wo ge cao jiu shi gei wo lang song shi ge hai zong zhao ji hui xiang wo an song qiu bo ne! |
| [09:01.241] | an song qiu bo ne |
| [09:02.159] | bie xia shuo wo ji zhe wo gei ni song guo bi song guo zhuo huan gei ni jia song yi kou da hei guo wo sha shi gei ni song qiu bo le qiu bo shi sha wan ying |
| [09:13.686] | qiu bo shi qing nian nan nv |
| [09:15.2] | qiu bo shi sha wan ying ni za dou bu dong ne zhe me mei wen hua ne |
| [09:18.216] | sha ya |
| [09:18.734] | qiu bo jiu shi qiu tian de bo cai |
| [09:21.265] | o! |
| [09:22.565] | yue dui zou yue |
| [09:27.16] | song guo nian nian dou song |
| [09:28.499] | wo jin tian di yi ci ting shuo qiu bo shi zhe me hui shi da shu a guang song bo cai bu xing ren jia tan lian ai de shi hou dou de song na xiang yang de ding qing wu ni xiang xiang you mei you |
| [09:39.319] | he he a shuo zhe shi er hai you dian er li shi ni shuo bei |
| [09:43.310] | wo shuo ba |
| [09:44.346] | da ma shuo |
| [09:45.124] | an lia gao dui xiang na qian er ba wo jiu xiang song ta jian mao yi na qian er qiong mei qian mai gan shang ne wo zheng hao gei sheng chan dui fang yang wo jiu fa xian na yang tuo mao wo jiu wang xia hao yang mao wan shang hui jia ne fang cheng mao xian bai tian yi bian zhi mao yi yi bian fang yang yi bian zai hao yang mao jie guo yan chou zhe zhi zhe cha lia xiu le rang sheng chan dui fa xian le bu dan mo shou le mao yi hai kai pi dou hui pi dou wo na qian er bu shi you ge zui ming jiao |
| [10:17.380] | wa she hui zhu yi qiang jiao! |
| [10:19.10] | shi gei wo ding de zui ming jiu jiao hao she hui zhu yi yang mao |
| [10:21.834] | yue dui zou yue |
| [10:26.162] | zhe zui guo bu qing a |
| [10:27.462] | ta xin yan er tai shi ni shuo dang shi fang le wu shi zhi yang ni hao yang mao pian ke yi ge hao hao de zhe jia huo xiang ge you shi de shui kan bu chu lai ya |
| [10:41.779] | wo ting chu lai le zhe ge ding qing wu shi ji shang jiu shi mei song cheng na jie hun de shi hou jiu de you xiang yang de cai li you mei you |
| [10:48.859] | shuo chu lai dou bu pa da huo xiao hua ta jia qiong de guan sha wan ying mei you |
| [10:54.528] | bie ba xia dang shi hai you yi yang jia yong dian qi ne! |
| [10:57.506] | hai you jia yong dian qi ya |
| [10:58.506] | shou dian tong me! |
| [11:04.747] | ei ya ye mei you shen me xiang yang de ding qing wu ye mei you shen me xiang yang de cai li dan shi ni kan da shu da ma feng feng yu yu zhe me duo nian guo de ting hao wo jue de jiu shi zhe ge yi ru ji wang de jin r a jiu zhi de wo men nian qing ren xue xi shi wo men xue xi de bang yang! |
| [11:19.566] | hei hei bie xiang wo men xue xi an lia gan qing chu xian guo wei ji |
| [11:22.952] | yi qian |
| [11:23.838] | xian zai |
| [11:24.169] | zen me hui shi er |
| [11:25.785] | gai ge kai fang fu qi lai zhi hou wo men lia gai qi le er ceng xiao lou zhe lou gai wan le wu duo le tu ran gen wo ti chu lai yao fen ju shuo ge yi ge wu shui dan wu ta xue wai yu wan shi ne shuo zhe ge gan qing zhe ge dong xi shi ju li chan sheng mei jie guo wo zhe yi shang lou ju li la kai le mei mei le! tian tian chi fan sha de ye bu zheng jing jiao wo le da dian hua hai shuo wai yu Hello wa fan yi OK le xia lai mi xi ba! |
| [11:52.616] | yue dui zou yue |
| [11:55.254] | ni za bu shi hua shi shuo ne wo wei sha gen ni fen zhe ju ya |
| [11:59.878] | ni xin yan er xiao |
| [12:00.744] | ni yi tian dao wan chou dou bu chou wo yi yan tian tian ge dian shi ji gen qian deng zhe pan zhe jian ni ping wo bu shuo ni la dao ba |
| [12:10.780] | shuo na sha yong a na zhao zhong xiang yi chu lai ni yan jing bu ye zhi ma |
| [12:16.284] | zhao zhong xiang za di zhao zhong xiang shi wo de xin zhong ou xiang |
| [12:21.716] | na ni ping jiu shi wo meng zhong qing ren ai za za di! |
| [12:26.628] | da shu zhe me shuo bu dui |
| [12:29.754] | bu pai le! dang zhei xie ren ne ni shuo zhe wan ying gan sha a! |
| [12:35.527] | dou shao shuo liang ju |
| [12:36.391] | cuo le xing bu dou lu xiang ne! |
| [12:39.730] | xiao cui zhe gu lu qia le o bie bo |
| [12:41.641] | zhe gu lu qia le bie bo |
| [12:42.756] | dou zhe me da sui shu le |
| [12:45.453] | bu ni ti qi lai de me! |
| [12:47.521] | mei wen hua ne! |
| [12:48.761] | er lao dou zhe me duo nian le feng feng yu yu zhe me duo nian le wei le kan ge dian shi wo jue de bu zhi de |
| [12:56.336] | ke bu shi za de hou lai geng guo le zhe jia huo ba wo men jia de nan nv lao shao dong xi liang yuan yi yuan quan zhao lai le kai hui yao tan he wo |
| [13:05.255] | shi er hai nao da le! |
| [13:07.16] | en hou lai jing guo quan jia ren de ju shou biao jue da jia yi zhi ren wei wo |
| [13:11.868] | nin shi dui de! |
| [13:13.500] | gei ren pei li dao qian |
| [13:17.427] | pei li dao qian zhe duan ya yi ding yao rang da ma jiang nin ken ding ji zhe na tian shi zen me hui shi er |
| [13:23.229] | qu wo gen xiao cui shuo |
| [13:24.992] | shuo jiu shuo bei! |
| [13:30.367] | you yi tian wan shang guang guang zao wo fang men wo yi kai men mu tou zhuang zi shi de liang yan zhi gou ding zhe wo fei yao gei wo lang song shou shi |
| [13:39.42] | bie shuo le |
| [13:39.799] | a bai yun hei tu xiang ni dao qian lai dao ni men qian qing ni zheng kai yan kan wo duo ke lian jin tian de ni wo zen yang chong fu zuo tian de gu shi wo zhe zhang jiu chuan piao hai neng fou deng shang ni de po chuan! |
| [13:57.77] | yue dui zou yue |
| [14:03.902] | da shu a hou lai zen me yang le |
| [14:06.1] | tao sheng yi jiu le |
| [14:07.245] | yue dui zou yue |
| [14:13.341] | ni kan a zan men jin tian ne xian shuo shou ku shuo zhe shuo zhe you shuo da jia wo jue de shi zhe ge hua ti ya qi de tai chen zhong xia mian zan men huan ge hua ti chang xiang yi xia mei hao de ming tian! |
| [14:26.608] | na wo xian chang xiang bei |
| [14:29.12] | nin xian chang xiang |
| [14:29.728] | wo dou chang xiang hao le wo shi sheng zai jiu she hui zhang zai hong qi xia zou zai chun feng li zhun bei kua shi ji xiang guo qu kan jin zhao wo ci qi bi fu yu shi hu wo mao chu ge xiang fa |
| [14:48.607] | shen me xiang fa |
| [14:49.711] | wo xiang xie ben shu |
| [14:53.43] | ai ya da zhu la dao ba kan shu dou kan bu xia lai xie sha shu a |
| [14:56.571] | da shu a xia zai chu shu re xie yi ben ye xing |
| [14:59.271] | shi ren ni ping dou chu ben shu me jiao ri zi wo zhe ben shu jiu jiao yue zi! |
| [15:08.135] | jing neng chui niu a ni yao xie yue zi wo ye xie ben shu shi hou yue zi chui bei |
| [15:15.902] | yue shuo yue bu dui jin le da ma nin man man de gou si man man xie zhe ben shu da shu yao me nin shuo nin xian zai zui xiang gan de shi er shi shen me |
| [15:24.894] | wo jue zhe wo men lia xian zai sheng huo hao le yue lai yue lao le yu xia de shi jian ye yue lai yue shao le guo qu lun tian guo xian zai jiu ying gai lun miao le xia yi bu wo zhun bei ling ta chu qu lv lv you zou yi zou bi jiao da de cheng shi qu tang tie ling du du mi yue |
| [15:45.469] | wo jiu xun si du mi yue zhi qian wo de xian mei mei rong ba zhe lia men ya zhuang shang zhuang ge kao ci de |
| [15:51.936] | gao ji de |
| [15:52.528] | en ran hou zai zheng zheng rong zuo ge la pi r |
| [15:54.908] | wo pai ge huang gua |
| [16:00.654] | nin yao shi nong ge la pi r pai ge huang gua wo jiu zhi neng tang hu jiu le shuo zhe shuo zhe xia jiu cai dou chu lai le qi shi wo ting de chu lai da shu da ma ya shi xiang yong yuan nian qing na jiu rang wo men yi qi zhu da shu da ma yong yuan nian qing sheng huo xing fu! |
| [16:18.196] | yue dui zou yue |
| [16:24.903] | zai wo men zhe ci jie mu jie shu de shi hou an zhao guan li wo men yao qing mei yi wei jia bin mei ge ren yong yi ju hua zai zong jie yi xia zi ji de nei xin gan shou da ma xian lai |
| [16:37.239] | jiu sheng yi ju la |
| [16:39.755] | yi ju hua |
| [16:42.316] | fa zi fei fu de ya |
| [16:43.613] | dui fa zi fei fu de |
| [16:47.609] | wo shi fen xiang jian zhao zhong xiang |
| [16:50.329] | la dao ba! gan sha wan ying! |
| [16:54.261] | ren jia rang shuo fa zi fei fu de ma! |
| [16:56.544] | zhe me diu ren ne! mei zheng shi er ne! rang ni shuo yi ju hua ni shuo zhe gan sha wan ying diu bu diu ren! bu shuo dian guan jian de! |
| [17:05.892] | da shu yao me nin shuo yi ju hua |
| [17:07.375] | wo ye sheng yi ju la |
| [17:08.388] | a yi ju hua dui |
| [17:09.168] | lai qian er de huo che piao shui gei bao le |
| [17:11.92] | yue dui zou yue |
| [17:15.584] | gan xie xian chang he dian shi ji qian de guan zhong peng you men zan men xia zhou shi hua shi shuo zai jian! |
| [17:20.156] | wan |
| id: 00000000 | |
| [00:06.420] | gè wèi péng yǒu chūn jié hǎo |
| [00:11.879] | gè wèi xiàn zài kàn dào de shì wǒ men shí huà shí shuō de chūn jié tè bié jié mù |
| [00:15.925] | zhè gè jié mù dì tè bié zhī chù a shì zài yú wǒ men qǐng dào le liǎng wèi tè shū de jiā bīn |
| [00:20.931] | tā men shì lái zì dōng běi nóng cūn de yī duì bǎo jīng cāng sāng de nóng mín fū fù |
| [00:27.408] | xiàn zài jiù ràng wǒ men yòng zhǎng shēng yǒu qǐng èr wèi jiā bīn |
| [00:41.442] | nín hǎo dà shū nín hǎo qǐng zuò qǐng zuò dà shū |
| [00:57.77] | ēn |
| [00:57.589] | ēn hāi |
| [01:00.2] | qǐng zuò |
| [01:01.333] | dà shū dà mā ya shāo wēi yǒu yì diǎn jǐn zhāng |
| [01:08.944] | shāo wēi yǒu yì diǎn jǐn zhāng dà shū dà mā ya shì dì yī cì dào diàn shì tái de yǎn bō shì ba! |
| [01:16.360] | dì yī cì |
| [01:16.864] | ēn shì |
| [01:18.132] | gāng lái zhè gè yǎn bō shì a dōu huì yǒu yì diǎn jǐn zhāng nǐ kàn yǒu zhè duō shè xiàng jī zhè me duō guān zhòng yī huì zán men tán zhe tán zhe jiù néng fàng sōng zán men xiān lái gè zì wǒ jiè shào |
| [01:28.775] | zǎ jiè shào |
| [01:31.262] | àn nín jiā lǐ de xí guàn |
| [01:32.974] | nà wǒ xiān shuō bei |
| [01:34.142] | hǎo |
| [01:35.624] | wǒ jiào bái yún |
| [01:37.42] | wǒ jiào hēi tǔ |
| [01:38.946] | wǒ qī shí yī |
| [01:40.282] | wǒ qī shí wǔ |
| [01:41.356] | wǒ shǔ jī |
| [01:42.279] | wǒ shǔ hǔ |
| [01:43.137] | zhè shì wǒ lǎo gōng |
| [01:44.232] | zhè shì wǒ lǎo mǔ yuè duì zòu yuè |
| [01:49.693] | wǒ lǎo bàn ér |
| [01:51.9] | chà bèi r le |
| [01:51.539] | qǐng zuò qǐng zuò dà shū dà mā ya tài jǐn zhāng le bié jǐn zhāng wǒ gēn nín shuō zhè gè tán huà jié mù ba tā yǒu huà tí zán yī tán huà tí tā jiù bù jǐn zhāng le |
| [375044, 468][02:02.946] | duì |
| [02:03.110] | jīn tiān de huà tí shì zuó tiān jīn tiān míng tiān wǒ kàn zán gǎi gǎi guī jǔ zhè huí dà shū nín xiān shuō |
| [02:10.857] | zuó tiān zài jiā zhǔn bèi yī xiǔ jīn tiān shàng zhè ér lái le míng tiān huí qù xiè xiè! |
| [02:16.835] | yuè duì zòu yuè |
| [02:20.605] | tǐng jiǎn dān |
| [02:21.474] | bú shì dà shū wǒ bú shì ràng nín shuō zhè gè zuó tiān wǒ shì ràng nín wǎng qián shuō |
| [02:26.702] | qián tiān qián tiān ǎn men liǎ dé dào de xiāng lǐ tōng zhī xiè xiè |
| [02:33.992] | dà shū dà mā ya wǒ shuō de zhè gè zuó tiān jīn tiān míng tiān yā bú shì zuó tiān jīn tiān míng tiān |
| [02:41.77] | shì hòu tiān |
| [02:44.289] | bú shì hòu tiān |
| [02:45.387] | nà shi nǎ yì tiān ne |
| [02:46.603] | bú shì nǎ yì tiān wǒ shuō de zhè gè yì sī jiù shì zán zhè gè huí yì yī xià guò qù zài píng shuō yī xià xiàn zài zài zhǎn wàng yī xià wèi lái nín tīng míng bái le ma |
| [02:56.114] | a nà shi guò qù xiàn zài hé jiāng lái! |
| [02:58.826] | nà yě bú shì zuó tiān jīn tiān hé míng tiān nà |
| [03:01.62] | shì nǐ wèn zhè yǒu diǎn máo bìng |
| [03:03.206] | duì méi yǒu zhè me wèn de |
| [03:10.413] | wǒ hái nòng cuò le wǒ hái nà shuí xiān shuō ya |
| [03:13.257] | wǒ shuō ba hái yǒu zhǔn bèi |
| [03:16.24] | a zhǔn bèi hǎo la |
| [03:18.28] | zhào běn shān gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì zhōng guó rén mín zhēn zhēng qì qí xīn hé lì kuà shì jì yī chǎng dà shuǐ méi zǎ dì xiè xiè! |
| [03:32.964] | yuè duì zòu yuè |
| [03:37.123] | zhè shì shǒu shī |
| [03:38.653] | gāi wǒ le |
| [03:40.338] | dà mā yě zhǔn bèi la |
| [03:41.348] | shì wǒ zhàn zhe shuō ba gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī jìn mén zhōng guó rén mín dǒu jīng shén hǎi wān nà gā dā tǐng nào xīn měi yīng hé huǒ qī fù rén xiè xiè! |
| [04:02.399] | qī fù rén nǐ xiè tā gàn shà wán yīng |
| [04:04.259] | bù lǐ mào me |
| [04:05.447] | zhè jiào shén me tán huà a zhěng gè yí gè sài shī huì ya dà shū dà mā ya jīn tiān guò chūn jié guò chūn jié de shí hòu jiù bù shuō nèi xiē ràng rén xīn fán de shì ér zán shuō diǎn gāo xìng de shì ér |
| [04:14.775] | nǐ kàn zhe méi wǒ gē jiā wǒ jiù gào sù tā wǒ shuō nǐ xiě zhè duàn bù xíng hǎi wān nà shì ér nà lián hé guó ān nán dōu guǎn bù liǎo nǐ cāo nà xīn gàn shà wán yīng |
| [04:23.26] | nà nǐ shuō ba |
| [04:26.433] | nà dà shū shuō shuō shuō dà hǎo xíng shì |
| [04:28.867] | gè wèi lǐng dǎo tóng zhì men |
| [04:30.677] | yào zuò bào gào ya |
| [04:32.51] | zhè me shuō bù xíng me |
| [04:33.425] | a xíng nín shuō ba |
| [04:35.633] | dà jiā hǎo! jiǔ bā jiǔ bā bù dé le liáng shí dà fēng shōu hóng shuǐ bèi gǎn pǎo bǎi xìng ān jū lè yè qí kuā dǎng de lǐng dǎo yóu qí rén mín jūn duì gèng shì tiān xià nán zhǎo guó wài bǐ jiào luàn tào chéng tiān gōu xīn dòu jiǎo jīn tiān nèi gé xià tái míng tiān shǒu xiàng bèi chǎo nào wán jīn róng wēi jī yòu yào tán hé lǐng dǎo zòng guān shì jiè fēng yún fēng jǐng zhè biān gèng hǎo! duō xiè! |
| [05:04.23] | yuè duì zòu yuè zuò zài dì shàng |
| [05:09.557] | dà shū! shuāi zhe le ba! āi yōu kuài qǐ lái |
| [05:15.600] | wǎng qián mài liǎng bù wàng le |
| [05:19.136] | méi shì ér tǐng chéng gōng |
| [05:20.769] | chéng gōng me diū rén le |
| [05:25.405] | méi |
| [05:26.201] | dà shū dà mā ya zhè gè tán huà jié mù ne tā shí jì shang jiù shì shuō huà jiù shì liáo tiān jiù shì lào kè jiù shì nǐ men dōng běi zuò zài kàng shàng lào kè nín zài jiā shí me yàng a zài zhè ér jiù shén me yàng bié jǐn zhāng hǎo bù hǎo |
| [05:41.324] | nà nǐ fàng sōng de shì ér nǐ zǎo shuō ya zǎo shuō zǎo míng bái le |
| [05:46.212] | tuō xié pán tuǐ yuè duì zòu yuè |
| [05:48.530] | nǐ bǎ nà xié chuān shang |
| [05:49.814] | gào sù fàng sōng ne! |
| [05:51.488] | ràng fàng sōng jīng shén nǐ fàng sōng jiǎo gàn shà ya chòu de bié le hàn jiǎo |
| [06:00.415] | tuō xié bù xíng shì ō |
| [06:01.603] | a xíng xíng xíng |
| [06:02.778] | bù lǐ mào ne |
| [06:04.266] | dà shū dà mā wǒ wèn yī jù ō nín jiù méi kàn guò wǒ men zhè gè jié mù ba |
| [06:10.21] | kàn guò nǐ bù xìng cuī me shí huà shí shuō nà gè |
| [06:13.89] | duì ya ēn |
| [06:13.938] | nǐ bù jiào cuī yǒng yuán me |
| [06:15.212] | ǎn men cūn rén kě xǐ huān nǐ le |
| [06:17.10] | zhēn de a |
| [06:17.640] | dōu kuā nǐ ne shuō nǐ zhǔ chí nà jié mù kě hǎo le |
| [06:20.653] | zhè me shuō de ya! |
| [06:21.692] | jiù shì rén zhǎng de kě chěn diǎn |
| [06:23.680] | yuè duì zòu yuè |
| [06:27.977] | nǐ zǎ zhè yàng ne! |
| [06:29.445] | shuō shí huà me |
| [06:30.491] | nǐ xiā shuō shà shí huà duì bù qǐ tā nà bú shì zhè gè yì sī wǒ lǎo bàn shuō nà yì sī shì dōu xǐ huān nǐ zhǔ chí nà jié mù āi yā quán cūn zuì ài kàn nà nà jiā huo shuō nǐ zhǔ chí de yǒu tè diǎn shuō yī xiào xiàng kū shì de |
| [06:44.588] | yuè duì zòu yuè |
| [06:47.884] | bú shì yī kū xiàng xiào shì de |
| [06:50.293] | tā men cūn dōu zhè me kuā rén a tā men cūn |
| [06:52.466] | hái shuō nǐ |
| [06:54.315] | xíng le xíng le bié shuō le zán hái shì shuō nín èr lǎo ba wǒ xiàn zài ne wǒ bǎ wèn tí tí de xì yì diǎn nǐ men shì nǎ yī nián jié de hūn |
| [07:04.863] | wǒ men xiāng yuē wǔ bā |
| [07:06.945] | dà yuē zài dōng jì |
| [07:11.488] | zhè hǎo bù róng yì bù niàn shī le yòu gǎi chàng gē le dāng shí tán liàn ài de shí hòu shì shuí zhuī de shuí ya |
| [07:18.726] | hēi hēi |
| [07:19.510] | zhè shì ér nǐ kàn bié shuō le |
| [07:21.642] | zhè shǔ yú gè rén yǐn sī |
| [07:22.986] | qí shí xiǎo cuī nǐ yīng gāi yǒu zhè zhǒng yǎn lì dāng shí wǒ yòng xiàn zài huà shuō xiǎo huǒ zhǎng de bǐ jiào shuài dāi le zhuī de wǒ |
| [07:33.790] | nǐ zǎ bù shí huà shí shuō ne nǐ ràng dà huǒ chǒu chǒu nǐ nà lǎo liǎn zhǎng de gēn xié bá zi shì de wǒ néng shàng gǎn zi zhuī nǐ ya |
| [07:42.333] | zhè me bú huì shěn měi ne |
| [07:43.997] | zěn dì |
| [07:44.538] | zhào běn shān zhè jiào xié bá zi liǎn nà zhè shì zhèng zōng de zhū yāo zǐ liǎn! |
| [07:49.241] | yuè duì zòu yuè |
| [07:53.647] | hái bù rú xié bá zi ne |
| [07:55.667] | wǒ nián qīng de shí hòu nà jué duì bú shì chuī liǔ yè wān méi yīng táo kǒu shuí jiàn le wǒ dōu lè yì chǒu ǎn men gé bì nà wú lǎo èr chǒu wǒ yī yǎn jiù hún shēn fā dǒu |
| [08:07.400] | hēng lā dǎo ba! wú lǎo èr nǎo xuè shuān kàn shuí dōu duō suo! |
| [08:16.680] | dà shū a dà shū zhè me shuō bú duì qí shí dà mā xiàn zài kàn shang qu dōu tǐng jīng shén de |
| [08:21.919] | xiàn zài bù xíng le xiàn zài shì tóu fà yě biàn bái le zhòu wén yě zēng zhǎng le liǎng kē jié bái de mén yá qù nián yě guāng róng xià gǎng le |
| [08:32.59] | hā hā hā zhè cí ér zhěng de |
| [08:37.861] | zhī dào zhè xià gǎng hái yòng zhè ér le hái dà shū dà mā ya wǒ yí gè yí gè wèn dé le xiān wèn dà mā ba |
| [08:44.491] | wèn wǒ ya |
| [08:45.202] | dà mā ya dāng shí dà shū tā shì zěn me zhuī de nǐ |
| [08:49.274] | tā jiù shì zhǔ dòng hé wǒ jiē jìn méi shì ér hé wǒ lào kè bú shì gěi wǒ gē cǎo jiù shì gěi wǒ lǎng sòng shī gē hái zǒng zhǎo jī huì xiàng wǒ àn sòng qiū bō ne! |
| [09:01.241] | àn sòng qiū bō ne |
| [09:02.159] | bié xiā shuō wǒ jì zhe wǒ gěi nǐ sòng guò bǐ sòng guò zhuō huán gěi nǐ jiā sòng yī kǒu dà hēi guō wǒ shà shí gěi nǐ sòng qiū bō le qiū bō shì shà wán yīng |
| [09:13.686] | qiū bō shì qīng nián nán nǚ |
| [09:15.2] | qiū bō shì shà wán yīng nǐ zǎ dōu bù dǒng ne zhè me méi wén huà ne |
| [09:18.216] | shà ya |
| [09:18.734] | qiū bō jiù shì qiū tiān de bō cài |
| [09:21.265] | ō! |
| [09:22.565] | yuè duì zòu yuè |
| [09:27.16] | sòng guò nián nián dōu sòng |
| [09:28.499] | wǒ jīn tiān dì yī cì tīng shuō qiū bō shì zhè me huí shì dà shū a guāng sòng bō cài bù xíng rén jiā tán liàn ài de shí hòu dōu dé sòng nà xiàng yàng de dìng qíng wù nǐ xiǎng xiǎng yǒu méi yǒu |
| [09:39.319] | hē hē ā shuō zhè shì ér hái yǒu diǎn ér lì shǐ nǐ shuō bei |
| [09:43.310] | wǒ shuō ba |
| [09:44.346] | dà mā shuō |
| [09:45.124] | ǎn liǎ gǎo duì xiàng nà qián ér ba wǒ jiù xiǎng sòng tā jiàn máo yī nà qián ér qióng méi qián mǎi gǎn shàng ne wǒ zhèng hǎo gěi shēng chǎn duì fàng yáng wǒ jiù fā xiàn nà yáng tuō máo wǒ jiù wǎng xià háo yáng máo wǎn shàng huí jiā ne fǎng chéng máo xiàn bái tiān yī biān zhī máo yī yī biān fàng yáng yī biān zài háo yáng máo jié guǒ yǎn chǒu zhe zhī zhe chà liǎ xiù le ràng shēng chǎn duì fā xiàn le bù dàn mò shōu le máo yī hái kāi pī dòu huì pī dòu wǒ nà qián ér bú shì yǒu gè zuì míng jiào |
| [10:17.380] | wā shè huì zhǔ yì qiáng jiǎo! |
| [10:19.10] | shì gěi wǒ dìng de zuì míng jiù jiào háo shè huì zhǔ yì yáng máo |
| [10:21.834] | yuè duì zòu yuè |
| [10:26.162] | zhè zuì guò bù qīng a |
| [10:27.462] | tā xīn yǎn ér tài shí nǐ shuō dāng shí fàng le wǔ shí zhǐ yáng nǐ háo yáng máo piān kě yí gè háo háo de zhè jiā huo xiàng gě yōu shì de shuí kàn bu chū lái ya |
| [10:41.779] | wǒ tīng chū lái le zhè gè dìng qíng wù shí jì shang jiù shì méi sòng chéng nà jié hūn de shí hòu jiù dé yǒu xiàng yàng de cǎi lǐ yǒu méi yǒu |
| [10:48.859] | shuō chū lái dōu bù pà dà huǒ xiào huà tā jiā qióng de guǎn shà wán yīng méi yǒu |
| [10:54.528] | bié bā xiā dāng shí hái yǒu yí yàng jiā yòng diàn qì ne! |
| [10:57.506] | hái yǒu jiā yòng diàn qì ya |
| [10:58.506] | shǒu diàn tǒng me! |
| [11:04.747] | éi ya yě méi yǒu shén me xiàng yàng de dìng qíng wù yě méi yǒu shén me xiàng yàng de cǎi lǐ dàn shì nǐ kàn dà shū dà mā fēng fēng yǔ yǔ zhè me duō nián guò de tǐng hǎo wǒ jué de jiù shì zhè gè yī rú jì wǎng de jìn r a jiù zhí de wǒ men nián qīng rén xué xí shì wǒ men xué xí de bǎng yàng! |
| [11:19.566] | hēi hēi bié xiàng wǒ men xué xí ǎn liǎ gǎn qíng chū xiàn guò wēi jī |
| [11:22.952] | yǐ qián |
| [11:23.838] | xiàn zài |
| [11:24.169] | zěn me huí shì ér |
| [11:25.785] | gǎi gé kāi fàng fù qǐ lái zhī hòu wǒ men liǎ gài qǐ le èr céng xiǎo lóu zhè lóu gài wán le wū duō le tū rán gēn wǒ tí chū lái yào fēn jū shuō gē yí gè wū shuí dān wù tā xué wài yǔ wán shì ne shuō zhè gè gǎn qíng zhè gè dōng xī shì jù lí chǎn shēng měi jié guǒ wǒ zhè yī shàng lóu jù lí lā kāi le měi méi le! tiān tiān chī fàn shà de yě bù zhèng jīng jiào wǒ le dǎ diàn huà hái shuō wài yǔ Hello wa fàn yǐ OK le xià lái mī xī ba! |
| [11:52.616] | yuè duì zòu yuè |
| [11:55.254] | nǐ zǎ bù shí huà shí shuō ne wǒ wèi shà gēn nǐ fēn zhe jū ya |
| [11:59.878] | nǐ xīn yǎn ér xiǎo |
| [12:00.744] | nǐ yì tiān dào wǎn chǒu dōu bù chǒu wǒ yī yǎn tiān tiān gē diàn shì jī gēn qián děng zhe pàn zhe jiàn ní píng wǒ bù shuō nǐ lā dǎo ba |
| [12:10.780] | shuō nà shà yòng a nà zhào zhōng xiáng yī chū lái nǐ yǎn jīng bù yě zhí ma |
| [12:16.284] | zhào zhōng xiáng zǎ dì zhào zhōng xiáng shì wǒ de xīn zhōng ǒu xiàng |
| [12:21.716] | nà ní píng jiù shì wǒ mèng zhōng qíng rén ài zǎ zǎ dì! |
| [12:26.628] | dà shū zhè me shuō bú duì |
| [12:29.754] | bù pāi le! dāng zhèi xiē rén ne nǐ shuō zhè wán yīng gàn shà a! |
| [12:35.527] | dōu shǎo shuō liǎng jù |
| [12:36.391] | cuò le xíng bù dōu lù xiàng ne! |
| [12:39.730] | xiǎo cuī zhè gū lū qiā le ō bié bō |
| [12:41.641] | zhè gū lū qiā le bié bō |
| [12:42.756] | dōu zhè me dà suì shù le |
| [12:45.453] | bù nǐ tí qǐ lái de me! |
| [12:47.521] | méi wén huà ne! |
| [12:48.761] | èr lǎo dōu zhè me duō nián le fēng fēng yǔ yǔ zhè me duō nián le wèi le kàn gè diàn shì wǒ jué de bù zhí de |
| [12:56.336] | kě bú shì zǎ de hòu lái gèng guó le zhè jiā huo bǎ wǒ men jiā de nán nǚ lǎo shào dōng xī liǎng yuàn yì yuán quán zhǎo lái le kāi huì yào tán hé wǒ |
| [13:05.255] | shì ér hái nào dà le! |
| [13:07.16] | ēn hòu lái jīng guò quán jiā rén de jǔ shǒu biǎo jué dà jiā yī zhì rèn wéi wǒ |
| [13:11.868] | nín shì duì de! |
| [13:13.500] | gěi rén péi lǐ dào qiàn |
| [13:17.427] | péi lǐ dào qiàn zhè duàn ya yí dìng yào ràng dà mā jiǎng nín kěn dìng jì zhe nà tiān shì zěn me huí shì ér |
| [13:23.229] | qù wǒ gēn xiǎo cuī shuō |
| [13:24.992] | shuō jiù shuō bei! |
| [13:30.367] | yǒu yì tiān wǎn shàng guāng guāng záo wǒ fáng mén wǒ yī kāi mén mù tou zhuāng zǐ shì de liǎng yǎn zhí gōu dīng zhe wǒ fēi yào gěi wǒ lǎng sòng shǒu shī |
| [13:39.42] | bié shuō le |
| [13:39.799] | a bái yún hēi tǔ xiàng nǐ dào qiàn lái dào nǐ mén qián qǐng nǐ zhēng kāi yǎn kàn wǒ duō kě lián jīn tiān de nǐ wǒ zěn yàng chóng fù zuó tiān de gù shì wǒ zhè zhāng jiù chuán piào hái néng fǒu dēng shàng nǐ de pò chuán! |
| [13:57.77] | yuè duì zòu yuè |
| [14:03.902] | dà shū a hòu lái zěn me yàng le |
| [14:06.1] | tāo shēng yī jiù le |
| [14:07.245] | yuè duì zòu yuè |
| [14:13.341] | nǐ kàn a zán men jīn tiān ne xiān shuō shòu kǔ shuō zhe shuō zhe yòu shuō dǎ jià wǒ jué de shì zhè gè huà tí ya qǐ de tài chén zhòng xià miàn zán men huàn gè huà tí chàng xiǎng yī xià měi hǎo de míng tiān! |
| [14:26.608] | nà wǒ xiān chàng xiǎng bei |
| [14:29.12] | nín xiān chàng xiǎng |
| [14:29.728] | wǒ dōu chàng xiǎng hǎo le wǒ shì shēng zài jiù shè huì zhǎng zài hóng qí xià zǒu zài chūn fēng lǐ zhǔn bèi kuà shì jì xiǎng guò qù kàn jīn zhāo wǒ cǐ qǐ bǐ fú yú shì hū wǒ mào chū gè xiǎng fǎ |
| [14:48.607] | shén me xiǎng fǎ |
| [14:49.711] | wǒ xiǎng xiě běn shū |
| [14:53.43] | āi yā dǎ zhù lā dǎo ba kàn shū dōu kàn bù xià lái xiě shà shū a |
| [14:56.571] | dà shū a xià zǎi chū shū rè xiě yī běn yě xíng |
| [14:59.271] | shì rén ní píng dōu chū běn shū me jiào rì zi wǒ zhè běn shū jiù jiào yuè zǐ! |
| [15:08.135] | jìng néng chuī niú a nǐ yào xiě yuè zǐ wǒ yě xiě běn shū shì hóu yuè zǐ chuī bei |
| [15:15.902] | yuè shuō yuè bú duì jìn le dà mā nín màn màn de gòu sī màn màn xiě zhè běn shū dà shū yào me nín shuō nín xiàn zài zuì xiǎng gàn de shì ér shì shén me |
| [15:24.894] | wǒ jué zhe wǒ men liǎ xiàn zài shēng huó hǎo le yuè lái yuè lǎo le yú xià de shí jiān yě yuè lái yuè shǎo le guò qù lùn tiān guò xiàn zài jiù yīng gāi lùn miǎo le xià yī bù wǒ zhǔn bèi lǐng tā chū qù lǚ lǚ yóu zǒu yī zǒu bǐ jiào dà de chéng shì qù tàng tiě lǐng dù dù mì yuè |
| [15:45.469] | wǒ jiù xún sī dù mì yuè zhī qián wǒ dé xiān měi měi róng bǎ zhè liǎ mén yá zhuāng shàng zhuāng gè kǎo cí de |
| [15:51.936] | gāo jí de |
| [15:52.528] | ēn rán hòu zài zhěng zhěng róng zuò gè lā pí r |
| [15:54.908] | wǒ pāi gè huáng guā |
| [16:00.654] | nín yào shì nòng gè lā pí r pāi gè huáng guā wǒ jiù zhǐ néng tàng hú jiǔ le shuō zhe shuō zhe xià jiǔ cài dōu chū lái le qí shí wǒ tīng dé chū lái dà shū dà mā ya shì xiǎng yǒng yuǎn nián qīng nà jiù ràng wǒ men yì qǐ zhù dà shū dà mā yǒng yuǎn nián qīng shēng huó xìng fú! |
| [16:18.196] | yuè duì zòu yuè |
| [16:24.903] | zài wǒ men zhè cì jié mù jié shù de shí hòu àn zhào guàn lì wǒ men yào qǐng měi yī wèi jiā bīn měi ge rén yòng yī jù huà zài zǒng jié yī xià zì jǐ de nèi xīn gǎn shòu dà mā xiān lái |
| [16:37.239] | jiù shèng yī jù la |
| [16:39.755] | yī jù huà |
| [16:42.316] | fā zì fèi fǔ de ya |
| [16:43.613] | duì fā zì fèi fǔ de |
| [16:47.609] | wǒ shí fēn xiǎng jiàn zhào zhōng xiáng |
| [16:50.329] | lā dǎo ba! gàn shà wán yīng! |
| [16:54.261] | rén jiā ràng shuō fā zì fèi fǔ de ma! |
| [16:56.544] | zhè me diū rén ne! méi zhèng shì ér ne! ràng nǐ shuō yī jù huà nǐ shuō zhè gàn shà wán yīng diū bù diū rén! bù shuō diǎn guān jiàn de! |
| [17:05.892] | dà shū yào me nín shuō yī jù huà |
| [17:07.375] | wǒ yě shèng yī jù la |
| [17:08.388] | a yī jù huà duì |
| [17:09.168] | lái qián ér de huǒ chē piào shuí gěi bào le |
| [17:11.92] | yuè duì zòu yuè |
| [17:15.584] | gǎn xiè xiàn chǎng hé diàn shì jī qián de guān zhòng péng yǒu men zán men xià zhōu shí huà shí shuō zài jiàn! |
| [17:20.156] | wán |
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