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| [00:09.430] | 赵：喂，各位乡亲，各位父老，下面播送个广告：本人虽说村长落选，但思想工作还是要搞，在 |
| [00:22.510] | 家开个心理诊所，专门治疗人的大脑。欢迎大家前来就疹，有钱给点没钱拉倒。临江村大明白心 |
| [00:41.329] | 高：大夫，我看急诊大夫！ |
| [00:45.959] | 赵：呀呵，广告播出就上人了~！ |
| [00:48.584] | 高：是，我听你做广告了。 |
| [00:50.754] | 赵：别信广告。。。 |
| [00:52.249] | 高：信啥啊？ |
| [00:53.134] | 赵：看疗效嘛！ |
| [00:54.259] | 高：哈哈哈。。。哎呀真幽默大夫~。 |
| [00:58.217] | 赵：不用说，你一定患有更年期综合紊乱症，来，张嘴我看看轮胎。。。我要看看舌苔。 |
| [01:03.361] | 高：大夫不是我看病。 |
| [01:07.562] | 赵：谁看？ |
| [01:08.276] | 高：是我家老头看病。 |
| [01:09.823] | 赵：你老头啥病？ |
| [01:11.31] | 高：哈哈哈，我老头那病你都没见过，是这么回事： |
| [01:14.526] | 赵：啊。 |
| [01:15.176] | 高：前两天他买彩票中奖了，中了三千块钱， |
| [01:18.362] | 告诉他以后一激动，“嘎”一下抽过去了，住好几天院，差点没过去. |
| [01:23.126] | 赵：哎呀呀呀呀。。。 |
| [01:24.761] | 高：啊，他出院以后又买彩票又中奖了，这把中的大，三百万大奖。 |
| [01:29.701] | 赵：完了。 |
| [01:30.510] | 高：完我拿这个彩票我就找大夫去了，大夫说这我们可治不了，赶紧给他找心理医生。这病整不 |
| [01:37.976] | 好容易过去啊。回去我跟他一说，我说咱得看心理医生，这家伙更坏了，就怀疑自己心里得啥 |
| [01:43.344] | 赵：哎呀吗呀，别提。。怎么提什么钱这么俗呐！啊？不给钱就不看病了，这人都咋的了，张嘴 |
| [01:44.979] | 时怀疑自己心里得了不治之症。 |
| [01:47.381] | 高：是！ |
| [01:48.30] | 赵：你这是一共是~~~~~~俩病！ |
| [01:50.25] | 高：呀，大夫，大夫你别管几个病，你要能把他病治好了我多给你钱。 |
| [02:09.605] | 钱儿闭嘴钱儿的，为人民服务、救死扶伤都给谁说的。。。。能给多少钱呐？ |
| [02:16.369] | 高：呵呵呵呵，你要多少给多少！ |
| [02:19.48] | 赵：免谈！待我前去会诊！ |
| [02:21.133] | 高：不用大夫，不用，我把我老头领来了。 |
| [02:24.678] | 赵：在哪？ |
| [02:25.558] | 高：在你家门口站着呢！ |
| [02:27.551] | 赵：在我门口站着？ |
| [02:29.203] | 高：啊！ |
| [02:29.963] | 赵：哎呀，你敢把一位三百万的富翁放在我门口站岗，看来你很有思想！ |
| [02:35.682] | 高：呵呵。。大夫真幽默。。。哎我还得嘱咐嘱咐你，他现在就怀疑自己得了不治之症了，一会 |
| [02:42.873] | 他进屋你给他看病时候千万别说“病”，哎，你要一说“病”保证“嘎”就抽过去。真的，你就 |
| [02:50.267] | 跟他谈钱，你就咋想办法把这三百万让他接受了，我就谢谢你了！不是我先拜托了大夫啊！ |
| [02:57.778] | 赵：哎呀吗呀，还接个大活，你说这事。 |
| [03:01.500] | 高：快走快走。。。 |
| [03:04.377] | 范：媳妇儿啊，我这心里究竟怎么回事你就跟我说呗，老折磨我干啥啊这是。 |
| [03:15.41] | 高：你一天老疑神疑鬼的，一会进屋大夫就告诉你了啊！ |
| [03:19.227] | 范：哎呀，这个折磨我呀。 |
| [03:21.342] | 高：大夫他来了！ |
| [03:22.787] | 赵：你好！ |
| [03:23.717] | 范：啊，不好啊大夫。 |
| [03:25.531] | 赵：初次见面，有失远迎，望请见谅！请坐！ |
| [03:29.216] | 范：哎！ |
| [03:29.963] | 赵：这个，你老娘们。。。 |
| [03:32.257] | 范：啊？ |
| [03:33.06] | 赵：你的太太把你的病情已经说了，说你就怕提“病”字，一提“病”字“嘎”就抽了。 |
| [03:40.271] | 范：噎~~~ |
| [03:41.36] | 赵：呀，还真准！来，把这火炉拿下来。 |
| [03:44.322] | 范：不行啊，我这心啊，拔凉拔凉地，我拿这个腾腾，恩。 |
| [03:48.991] | 赵：你不要紧张，你根本就没什么病。 |
| [03:52.231] | 高：不摘不摘吧，让他带着吧。 |
| [03:56.563] | 赵：那行，那我们就开始治疗。谈话治疗啊。 |
| [04:00.713] | 范：啊？怎。。。怎么个谈话治疗啊？ |
| [04:03.863] | 赵：不打针，不吃药，坐这就是跟你唠，用谈话的方式治疗，也叫“话疗”。 |
| [04:10.489] | 范：恩，还得话。。。噎~~~噎~~~。。。 |
| [04:17.432] | 高：老头子，哎老头子。。。 |
| [04:19.744] | 赵：这病我可不看了，这啥玩意啊！大妹子我这还没看呢，你别整这事儿啊！ |
| [04:25.752] | 高：你咋的了你？ |
| [04:27.227] | 范：媳妇儿啊，完啦！大夫都通知我化疗啦！ |
| [04:30.832] | 赵：呀哈哈哈。。。哎呀，“谈话治疗”是我的医，医疗术语，谈话治疗，简称“话疗”，“说 |
| [04:38.817] | 话”的“话” |
| [04:39.882] | 高：大夫，我跟你说他胆可小了，你别用简称，你还是整全称吧你。 |
| [04:45.417] | 赵：好好，呵呵呵，你也是太脆弱了，那我看书疗，请坐！哎呀，这种病人可得注意啊。 |
| [04:52.577] | 高：来，看书疗，上那儿靠着点，来。 |
| [04:55.762] | 赵：坐好啊！下面请听第一个话题：母猪的产后护理。。。拿错书了。。。。请听第一话题：萨 |
| [05:03.912] | 达姆做好了战斗。。。这也不行~~哎呀，我这知识啊都学杂啦！ |
| [05:09.781] | 高：你的病必须他给你治啊！ |
| [05:12.341] | 赵：啥知识都得掌握呀！看看这个话题：时间与生命。 |
| [05:17.326] | 高：这个好，大夫，这个话题。。。 |
| [05:20.337] | 赵：别打岔，整没了。在岁月的长河中，人，好比天上的流星，来匆匆，去匆匆。“唰~~~”说 |
| [05:27.916] | 没就没啊！ |
| [05:28.861] | 范：噎~~~噎~~~噎~~~。。。 |
| [05:31.21] | 赵：这我也没提“病”字儿啊！ |
| [05:33.606] | 高：你是没提“病”字儿，你直接给我们整没了，你别说。。。 |
| [05:39.16] | 赵：我的意思啊，就是我讲的是生命起源，你活这一回呀，我得让你知道你是怎么来到这个地球 |
| [05:46.964] | 的。 |
| [05:47.336] | 范：大夫啊，我不想知道我是怎么来地，我就想知道我是怎么没地~~ |
| [05:54.255] | 赵：那我就告诉你究竟是怎么没地！ |
| [05:59.210] | 高：大夫咱别老说“没”，咱说活着多好。 |
| [06:02.561] | 赵：好，那你。。。。咱就说“为什么活着”。 |
| [06:06.811] | 高：对对！ |
| [06:07.740] | 赵：好，这个话题好！人，为什么活着呢？简单说为了一个字，为了一个“情”。兄弟，你就活 |
| [06:15.865] | 错了，三千块钱奖金你就能抽过去，你不觉得这小风抽的该有如此荒诞吗？想开吧，说：人生在 |
| [06:23.720] | 世屈指算，一共三万六千天。家有房屋千万座，睡觉就须三尺宽。总结起来四句话：说人好比盆 |
| [06:31.615] | 中鲜花，生活就是一团乱麻；房子修的再好那是个临时住所，这个小盒才是你永久的家呀 |
| [06:42.970] | 范：噎~~~噎~~~。。。 |
| [06:47.355] | 高：哎，哎老头子。。。哎，你看你咋的了你呀。 |
| [06:51.909] | 范：他说的太吓人了。 |
| [06:54.450] | 高：你看大夫说的多好，你就听不进去，人大夫那意思是说呀，人生在世屈指算，顶多能活三十 |
| [07:02.859] | 六天。。。 |
| [07:04.569] | 范：噎~~~噎~~~。。。 |
| [07:06.349] | 高：大夫你也是，你前面说的挺好，你最后给他整到小匣里去了，连我都崩溃了。 |
| [07:13.420] | 赵：大妹子，改道吧，莫不如来个崩溃疗法！ |
| [07:17.559] | 高：崩溃疗法？ |
| [07:18.875] | 赵：让他绝望，才感觉有希望！ |
| [07:21.629] | 高：绝望？ |
| [07:22.559] | 赵：配合我一下子，一会你就。。。。。。 |
| [07:26.181] | 高：哎呀吗呀，哈哈哈。。。这样行啊？行啊？ |
| [07:30.169] | 赵：快去。 |
| [07:31.89] | 高：老头子。。呜呜~~真的我都不想告诉你了。。 |
| [07:35.254] | 赵：告诉他吧。 |
| [07:36.684] | 高：你这病啊。。。真的从前在感情上我对不起你，我动不动就让你受气，隔三差五还使用点家 |
| [07:45.503] | 庭暴力。真的从今往后剩这点日子我好好对待你，老头子我好好对待你啊！ |
| [07:51.963] | 范：媳妇儿，媳妇儿你别说了！你在感情这方面没必要向我道歉，因为在感情上，我曾经做过对 |
| [08:01.303] | 不起你的事儿啊！ |
| [08:05.474] | 赵：我的妈还有意外收获！ |
| [08:07.619] | 高：别说，走咱回家说去。 |
| [08:10.179] | 范：不，我必须要说！ |
| [08:12.393] | 赵：说，说破无毒，这是排毒阶段。 |
| [08:15.768] | 高：那你说吧。 |
| [08:17.158] | 范：就在我们俩刚结婚的时候，有一次你回娘家，完了我处的第一个对象就上我们家去了。她进 |
| [08:25.558] | 去一把就把我的手攥住了！当时，我是控制、控制、再控制。。。媳妇对不起我没控制住！ |
| [08:33.337] | 高：你咋的了？！ |
| [08:35.138] | 范：噎~~~抽过去了。 |
| [08:37.157] | 高：你真抽了吗？ |
| [08:38.814] | 范：我、我真抽了。 |
| [08:40.692] | 高：呀吗呀有这好事你还能抽啊你啊，糊弄谁啊！ |
| [08:45.132] | 范：我真抽了我。 |
| [08:46.752] | 高：你说你你把她领家。。。大哥他把那人领家。。。我这心算完了， |
| [08:52.827] | 拔凉拔凉地啊！哎呀妈呀！你哪能。。。吗呀你哪能把她领家去啊！完了大夫。。。 |
| [08:59.947] | 赵：冷静冷静，冷静冷静。。。 |
| [09:02.662] | 高：哎呀妈完了。 |
| [09:04.333] | 赵：大妹子，我给谁看病呢，恩？ |
| [09:07.227] | 高：不是大哥你说。。。 |
| [09:09.387] | 赵：他都这个身价了，这个时候说出这种话你怎么就不能原谅呢？ |
| [09:14.857] | 高：大哥这么的，我也不深追究了，你让他告诉我那女的是谁，她是干啥的！ |
| [09:21.187] | 赵：好，你要冷静！ |
| [09:22.961] | 高：妈呀，完了。。。 |
| [09:24.961] | 赵：你老伴现在让你告诉那女的是谁，在哪住着呢，告诉她一声，没关系。 |
| [09:31.216] | 范：我只能告诉你她姓郝，嫁了个村长叫“赵大宝” |
| [09:35.616] | 赵：姓郝，嫁个村长叫。。。 |
| [09:38.211] | 高：啥？ |
| [09:38.961] | 赵：我媳妇儿。。。我媳妇儿啊！ |
| [09:41.681] | 范：我不知道啊我要知道。。。 |
| [09:44.338] | 高：大哥呀！ |
| [09:45.525] | 赵：我媳妇儿呀！！！ |
| [09:47.476] | 高：大哥！ |
| [09:48.476] | 赵：哎呀呀呀呀。。。我这还叭叭给人上课呢，你说我咋摊上这么个事呀！大妹子。。。大哥 |
| [09:56.627] | 呀。。。不是。。。我这心呐，哇凉哇凉的啊。。。大妹子，我这人啊不是那种看不开事的，对 |
| [10:06.256] | 钱这事无所谓，但对感情我们两口子。。。。就像我们两口子过的。。。你抽过去了是吧？ |
| [10:14.769] | 范：我、我抽了，我、我都吐沫子了我。。。 |
| [10:19.555] | 赵：没关系，这页揭过去。 |
| [10:21.975] | 高：对！ |
| [10:22.959] | 赵：不抽也没事，初恋的根本不懂爱情，谈下一话题！ |
| [10:27.662] | 范：哎呀，哎呀！ |
| [10:29.195] | 高：大哥可太大度了！大哥你要这样你真是爷们！ |
| [10:33.550] | 范：爷们！ |
| [10:34.520] | 高：纯爷们！ |
| [10:35.727] | 范：纯地~！ |
| [10:36.948] | 赵：坐好了听爷们给你谈下一话题！假如。。。你真抽了么。。。 |
| [10:42.640] | 范：我抽了，我绝对抽了！ |
| [10:45.180] | 高：他抽了。 |
| [10:46.370] | 范：我抽的啥都不知道了。 |
| [10:48.745] | 高：他不扒瞎！ |
| [10:50.165] | 范：我绝对地，恩。。。 |
| [10:53.195] | 赵：好，好好。。。怨我啊，恩，我是大夫啊。谈下一话题：假如。。。。。。你说你抽谁 |
| [11:14.259] | 高：他真抽了！ |
| [11:15.451] | 范：我真。。 |
| [11:16.544] | 高：大哥问你抽没抽！ |
| [11:18.297] | 范：我对灯发誓，我绝对抽了！ |
| [11:20.839] | 高：他发誓了，你把这事过去得了大夫。 |
| [11:24.244] | 赵：sorry ！不抽也没事，sorry ！sorry ！谈下一话题！ |
| [11:28.72] | 假如。。。。 |
| [11:29.224] | 范：大哥我抽了我！我绝对抽了我！ |
| [11:32.344] | 高：你再这样我都抽了。你快给他看病吧，咱把这事掀过去。 |
| [11:37.687] | 赵：咱们都冷静冷静。 |
| [11:39.469] | 高：是！ |
| [11:40.246] | 赵：好，假如，再给你重新活一次的机会，你还会把钱看的那么重吗？ |
| [11:43.971] | 高：大夫问你呢。 |
| [11:44.274] | 范：哥呀，现在我什么都想开了，钱算什么呢，它跟生命比起来简直是一文不值啊！如果苍天再 |
| [11:45.779] | 给我一次机会，哎，再给我对付几年，啊！我一定把感情放在第一位！别说是三千块钱，就是三 |
| [11:47.274] | 万、三十万、三百万，我也会微微一笑，绝对不抽 |
| [12:12.103] | 赵、高：哎呀。。。。 |
| [12:13.630] | 赵：告诉他！ |
| [12:14.713] | 高：老头子我实话跟你说，你啥病都没有，你买那彩票又中奖了。 |
| [12:21.758] | 范：恩？又中多少啊？又中三千呐？ |
| [12:26.953] | 赵：看这儿。 |
| [12:28.203] | 范：三百啊？ |
| [12:30.812] | 赵：后面加一个“万”字连上念。 |
| [12:33.513] | 范：三百。。。。。。万？？？噎~~~~~~~ |
| [12:35.948] | 赵、高：呀。。。 |
| [12:38.182] | 高：呀吗呀，我老头子要倒，快点的大夫，快点！ |
| [12:42.539] | 赵：one!two!three!four!five 。。。恭喜你终于没被金钱所击倒！兄弟，向哥学吧，把钱看淡一 |
| [13:02.696] | 点。哥什么都没有，但是活的很快乐嘛！是不是？三百万就当没有这事。 |
| [13:08.193] | 高：对！ |
| [13:09.75] | 范：你不光治了我的病，你还救了我的命！媳妇儿！ |
| [13:14.669] | 高：哎！ |
| [13:15.641] | 范：三百万归我支配好不好？ |
| [13:16.101] | 高：哎呀老头子，只要你没啥毛病都你说了算！ |
| [13:19.106] | 范：好，拿出一百万，咱们赞助学校，咱们赞助敬老院！ |
| [13:21.887] | 高：行！ |
| [13:24.889] | 范：剩下的两百万，咱哥俩一人一半！ |
| [13:26.981] | 高：他要给你一半。 |
| [13:28.08] | 赵：给。。。噎~~~噎~~~噎~~~ |
| [13:30.201] | 高：呀！大夫！妈呀！ |
| [13:31.448] | 范：哎呀妈呀！ |
| [13:32.460] | 高：快点的，哎呀，快点，大夫来。。 |
| [13:34.698] | 范：one!two!哎呀哎呀。。。三。。。 |
| [13:37.263] | 高：快点快点，快点上医院，大夫。。。 |
| [13:39.142] | 范：四！五。。。。。 |
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| [00:09.430] | zhao: wei, ge wei xiang qin, ge wei fu lao, xia mian bo song ge guang gao: ben ren sui shuo cun zhang luo xuan, dan si xiang gong zuo hai shi yao gao, zai |
| [00:22.510] | jia kai ge xin li zhen suo, zhuan men zhi liao ren de da nao. huan ying da jia qian lai jiu zhen, you qian gei dian mei qian la dao. lin jiang cun da ming bai xin |
| [00:41.329] | gao: dai fu, wo kan ji zhen dai fu! |
| [00:45.959] | zhao: ya a, guang gao bo chu jiu shang ren le! |
| [00:48.584] | gao: shi, wo ting ni zuo guang gao le. |
| [00:50.754] | zhao: bie xin guang gao... |
| [00:52.249] | gao: xin sha a? |
| [00:53.134] | zhao: kan liao xiao ma! |
| [00:54.259] | gao: ha ha ha... ai ya zhen you mo dai fu. |
| [00:58.217] | zhao: bu yong shuo, ni yi ding huan you geng nian qi zong he wen luan zheng, lai, zhang zui wo kan kan lun tai... wo yao kan kan she tai. |
| [01:03.361] | gao: dai fu bu shi wo kan bing. |
| [01:07.562] | zhao: shui kan? |
| [01:08.276] | gao: shi wo jia lao tou kan bing. |
| [01:09.823] | zhao: ni lao tou sha bing? |
| [01:11.31] | gao: ha ha ha, wo lao tou na bing ni dou mei jian guo, shi zhe me hui shi: |
| [01:14.526] | zhao: a. |
| [01:15.176] | gao: qian liang tian ta mai cai piao zhong jiang le, zhong le san qian kuai qian, |
| [01:18.362] | gao su ta yi hou yi ji dong," ga" yi xia chou guo qu le, zhu hao ji tian yuan, cha dian mei guo qu. |
| [01:23.126] | zhao: ai ya ya ya ya... |
| [01:24.761] | gao: a, ta chu yuan yi hou you mai cai piao you zhong jiang le, zhe ba zhong de da, san bai wan da jiang. |
| [01:29.701] | zhao: wan le. |
| [01:30.510] | gao: wan wo na zhe ge cai piao wo jiu zhao dai fu qu le, dai fu shuo zhe wo men ke zhi bu liao, gan jin gei ta zhao xin li yi sheng. zhe bing zheng bu |
| [01:37.976] | hao rong yi guo qu a. hui qu wo gen ta yi shuo, wo shuo zan de kan xin li yi sheng, zhe jia huo geng huai le, jiu huai yi zi ji xin li de sha |
| [01:43.344] | zhao: ai ya ma ya, bie ti.. zen me ti shen me qian zhe me su na! a? bu gei qian jiu bu kan bing le, zhe ren dou za de le, zhang zui |
| [01:44.979] | shi huai yi zi ji xin li de le bu zhi zhi zheng. |
| [01:47.381] | gao: shi! |
| [01:48.30] | zhao: ni zhe shi yi gong shi lia bing! |
| [01:50.25] | gao: ya, dai fu, dai fu ni bie guan ji ge bing, ni yao neng ba ta bing zhi hao le wo duo gei ni qian. |
| [02:09.605] | qian er bi zui qian er de, wei ren min fu wu jiu si fu shang dou gei shui shuo de.... neng gei duo shao qian na? |
| [02:16.369] | gao: he he he he, ni yao duo shao gei duo shao! |
| [02:19.48] | zhao: mian tan! dai wo qian qu hui zhen! |
| [02:21.133] | gao: bu yong dai fu, bu yong, wo ba wo lao tou ling lai le. |
| [02:24.678] | zhao: zai na? |
| [02:25.558] | gao: zai ni jia men kou zhan zhe ne! |
| [02:27.551] | zhao: zai wo men kou zhan zhe? |
| [02:29.203] | gao: a! |
| [02:29.963] | zhao: ai ya, ni gan ba yi wei san bai wan de fu weng fang zai wo men kou zhan gang, kan lai ni hen you si xiang! |
| [02:35.682] | gao: he he.. dai fu zhen you mo... ai wo hai de zhu fu zhu fu ni, ta xian zai jiu huai yi zi ji de le bu zhi zhi zheng le, yi hui |
| [02:42.873] | ta jin wu ni gei ta kan bing shi hou qian wan bie shuo" bing", ai, ni yao yi shuo" bing" bao zheng" ga" jiu chou guo qu. zhen de, ni jiu |
| [02:50.267] | gen ta tan qian, ni jiu za xiang ban fa ba zhe san bai wan rang ta jie shou le, wo jiu xie xie ni le! bu shi wo xian bai tuo le dai fu a! |
| [02:57.778] | zhao: ai ya ma ya, hai jie ge da huo, ni shuo zhe shi. |
| [03:01.500] | gao: kuai zou kuai zou... |
| [03:04.377] | fan: xi fu er a, wo zhe xin li jiu jing zen me hui shi ni jiu gen wo shuo bei, lao zhe mo wo gan sha a zhe shi. |
| [03:15.41] | gao: ni yi tian lao yi shen yi gui de, yi hui jin wu dai fu jiu gao su ni le a! |
| [03:19.227] | fan: ai ya, zhe ge zhe mo wo ya. |
| [03:21.342] | gao: dai fu ta lai le! |
| [03:22.787] | zhao: ni hao! |
| [03:23.717] | fan: a, bu hao a dai fu. |
| [03:25.531] | zhao: chu ci jian mian, you shi yuan ying, wang qing jian liang! qing zuo! |
| [03:29.216] | fan: ai! |
| [03:29.963] | zhao: zhe ge, ni lao niang men... |
| [03:32.257] | fan: a? |
| [03:33.06] | zhao: ni de tai tai ba ni de bing qing yi jing shuo le, shuo ni jiu pa ti" bing" zi, yi ti" bing" zi" ga" jiu chou le. |
| [03:40.271] | fan: ye |
| [03:41.36] | zhao: ya, hai zhen zhun! lai, ba zhe huo lu na xia lai. |
| [03:44.322] | fan: bu xing a, wo zhe xin a, ba liang ba liang di, wo na zhe ge teng teng, en. |
| [03:48.991] | zhao: ni bu yao jin zhang, ni gen ben jiu mei shen me bing. |
| [03:52.231] | gao: bu zhai bu zhai ba, rang ta dai zhe ba. |
| [03:56.563] | zhao: na xing, na wo men jiu kai shi zhi liao. tan hua zhi liao a. |
| [04:00.713] | fan: a? zen... zen me ge tan hua zhi liao a? |
| [04:03.863] | zhao: bu da zhen, bu chi yao, zuo zhe jiu shi gen ni lao, yong tan hua de fang shi zhi liao, ye jiao" hua liao". |
| [04:10.489] | fan: en, hai de hua... ye ye... |
| [04:17.432] | gao: lao tou zi, ai lao tou zi... |
| [04:19.744] | zhao: zhe bing wo ke bu kan le, zhe sha wan yi a! da mei zi wo zhe hai mei kan ne, ni bie zheng zhe shi er a! |
| [04:25.752] | gao: ni za de le ni? |
| [04:27.227] | fan: xi fu er a, wan la! dai fu dou tong zhi wo hua liao la! |
| [04:30.832] | zhao: ya ha ha ha... ai ya," tan hua zhi liao" shi wo de yi, yi liao shu yu, tan hua zhi liao, jian cheng" hua liao"," shuo |
| [04:38.817] | hua" de" hua" |
| [04:39.882] | gao: dai fu, wo gen ni shuo ta dan ke xiao le, ni bie yong jian cheng, ni hai shi zheng quan cheng ba ni. |
| [04:45.417] | zhao: hao hao, he he a, ni ye shi tai cui ruo le, na wo kan shu liao, qing zuo! ai ya, zhe zhong bing ren ke de zhu yi a. |
| [04:52.577] | gao: lai, kan shu liao, shang na er kao zhe dian, lai. |
| [04:55.762] | zhao: zuo hao a! xia mian qing ting di yi ge hua ti: mu zhu de chan hou hu li... na cuo shu le.... qing ting di yi hua ti: sa |
| [05:03.912] | da mu zuo hao le zhan dou... zhe ye bu xing ai ya, wo zhe zhi shi a dou xue za la! |
| [05:09.781] | gao: ni de bing bi xu ta gei ni zhi a! |
| [05:12.341] | zhao: sha zhi shi dou de zhang wo ya! kan kan zhe ge hua ti: shi jian yu sheng ming. |
| [05:17.326] | gao: zhe ge hao, dai fu, zhe ge hua ti... |
| [05:20.337] | zhao: bie da cha, zheng mei le. zai sui yue de chang he zhong, ren, hao bi tian shang de liu xing, lai cong cong, qu cong cong." shua" shuo |
| [05:27.916] | mei jiu mei a! |
| [05:28.861] | fan: ye ye ye... |
| [05:31.21] | zhao: zhe wo ye mei ti" bing" zi er a! |
| [05:33.606] | gao: ni shi mei ti" bing" zi er, ni zhi jie gei wo men zheng mei le, ni bie shuo... |
| [05:39.16] | zhao: wo de yi si a, jiu shi wo jiang de shi sheng ming qi yuan, ni huo zhe yi hui ya, wo de rang ni zhi dao ni shi zen me lai dao zhe ge di qiu |
| [05:46.964] | de. |
| [05:47.336] | fan: dai fu a, wo bu xiang zhi dao wo shi zen me lai di, wo jiu xiang zhi dao wo shi zen me mo di |
| [05:54.255] | zhao: na wo jiu gao su ni jiu jing shi zen me mo di! |
| [05:59.210] | gao: dai fu zan bie lao shuo" mei", zan shuo huo zhe duo hao. |
| [06:02.561] | zhao: hao, na ni.... zan jiu shuo" wei shi me huo zhe". |
| [06:06.811] | gao: dui dui! |
| [06:07.740] | zhao: hao, zhe ge hua ti hao! ren, wei shi me huo zhe ne? jian dan shuo wei le yi ge zi, wei le yi ge" qing". xiong di, ni jiu huo |
| [06:15.865] | cuo le, san qian kuai qian jiang jin ni jiu neng chou guo qu, ni bu jue de zhe xiao feng chou de gai you ru ci huang dan ma? xiang kai ba, shuo: ren sheng zai |
| [06:23.720] | shi qu zhi suan, yi gong san wan liu qian tian. jia you fang wu qian wan zuo, shui jiao jiu xu san chi kuan. zong jie qi lai si ju hua: shuo ren hao bi pen |
| [06:31.615] | zhong xian hua, sheng huo jiu shi yi tuan luan ma fang zi xiu de zai hao na shi ge lin shi zhu suo, zhe ge xiao he cai shi ni yong jiu de jia ya |
| [06:42.970] | fan: ye ye... |
| [06:47.355] | gao: ai, ai lao tou zi... ai, ni kan ni za de le ni ya. |
| [06:51.909] | fan: ta shuo de tai xia ren le. |
| [06:54.450] | gao: ni kan dai fu shuo de duo hao, ni jiu ting bu jin qu, ren dai fu na yi si shi shuo ya, ren sheng zai shi qu zhi suan, ding duo neng huo san shi |
| [07:02.859] | liu tian... |
| [07:04.569] | fan: ye ye... |
| [07:06.349] | gao: dai fu ni ye shi, ni qian mian shuo de ting hao, ni zui hou gei ta zheng dao xiao xia li qu le, lian wo dou beng kui le. |
| [07:13.420] | zhao: da mei zi, gai dao ba, mo bu ru lai ge beng kui liao fa! |
| [07:17.559] | gao: beng kui liao fa? |
| [07:18.875] | zhao: rang ta jue wang, cai gan jue you xi wang! |
| [07:21.629] | gao: jue wang? |
| [07:22.559] | zhao: pei he wo yi xia zi, yi hui ni jiu...... |
| [07:26.181] | gao: ai ya ma ya, ha ha ha... zhe yang xing a? xing a? |
| [07:30.169] | zhao: kuai qu. |
| [07:31.89] | gao: lao tou zi.. wu wu zhen de wo dou bu xiang gao su ni le.. |
| [07:35.254] | zhao: gao su ta ba. |
| [07:36.684] | gao: ni zhe bing a... zhen de cong qian zai gan qing shang wo dui bu qi ni, wo dong bu dong jiu rang ni shou qi, ge san cha wu hai shi yong dian jia |
| [07:45.503] | ting bao li. zhen de cong jin wang hou sheng zhe dian ri zi wo hao hao dui dai ni, lao tou zi wo hao hao dui dai ni a! |
| [07:51.963] | fan: xi fu er, xi fu er ni bie shuo le! ni zai gan qing zhe fang mian mei bi yao xiang wo dao qian, yin wei zai gan qing shang, wo ceng jing zuo guo dui |
| [08:01.303] | bu qi ni de shi er a! |
| [08:05.474] | zhao: wo de ma hai you yi wai shou huo! |
| [08:07.619] | gao: bie shuo, zou zan hui jia shuo qu. |
| [08:10.179] | fan: bu, wo bi xu yao shuo! |
| [08:12.393] | zhao: shuo, shuo po wu du, zhe shi pai du jie duan. |
| [08:15.768] | gao: na ni shuo ba. |
| [08:17.158] | fan: jiu zai wo men lia gang jie hun de shi hou, you yi ci ni hui niang jia, wan le wo chu de di yi ge dui xiang jiu shang wo men jia qu le. ta jin |
| [08:25.558] | qu yi ba jiu ba wo de shou zuan zhu le! dang shi, wo shi kong zhi kong zhi zai kong zhi... xi fu dui bu qi wo mei kong zhi zhu! |
| [08:33.337] | gao: ni za de le?! |
| [08:35.138] | fan: ye chou guo qu le. |
| [08:37.157] | gao: ni zhen chou le ma? |
| [08:38.814] | fan: wo wo zhen chou le. |
| [08:40.692] | gao: ya ma ya you zhe hao shi ni hai neng chou a ni a, hu nong shui a! |
| [08:45.132] | fan: wo zhen chou le wo. |
| [08:46.752] | gao: ni shuo ni ni ba ta ling jia... da ge ta ba na ren ling jia... wo zhe xin suan wan le, |
| [08:52.827] | ba liang ba liang di a! ai ya ma ya! ni na neng... ma ya ni na neng ba ta ling jia qu a! wan le dai fu... |
| [08:59.947] | zhao: leng jing leng jing, leng jing leng jing... |
| [09:02.662] | gao: ai ya ma wan le. |
| [09:04.333] | zhao: da mei zi, wo gei shui kan bing ne, en? |
| [09:07.227] | gao: bu shi da ge ni shuo... |
| [09:09.387] | zhao: ta dou zhe ge shen jia le, zhe ge shi hou shuo chu zhe zhong hua ni zen me jiu bu neng yuan liang ne? |
| [09:14.857] | gao: da ge zhe me de, wo ye bu shen zhui jiu le, ni rang ta gao su wo na nv de shi shui, ta shi gan sha de! |
| [09:21.187] | zhao: hao, ni yao leng jing! |
| [09:22.961] | gao: ma ya, wan le... |
| [09:24.961] | zhao: ni lao ban xian zai rang ni gao su na nv de shi shui, zai na zhu zhe ne, gao su ta yi sheng, mei guan xi. |
| [09:31.216] | fan: wo zhi neng gao su ni ta xing hao, jia le ge cun zhang jiao" zhao da bao" |
| [09:35.616] | zhao: xing hao, jia ge cun zhang jiao... |
| [09:38.211] | gao: sha? |
| [09:38.961] | zhao: wo xi fu er... wo xi fu er a! |
| [09:41.681] | fan: wo bu zhi dao a wo yao zhi dao... |
| [09:44.338] | gao: da ge ya! |
| [09:45.525] | zhao: wo xi fu er ya!!! |
| [09:47.476] | gao: da ge! |
| [09:48.476] | zhao: ai ya ya ya ya... wo zhe hai ba ba gei ren shang ke ne, ni shuo wo za tan shang zhe me ge shi ya! da mei zi... da ge |
| [09:56.627] | ya... bu shi... wo zhe xin na, wa liang wa liang de a... da mei zi, wo zhe ren a bu shi na zhong kan bu kai shi de, dui |
| [10:06.256] | qian zhe shi wu suo wei, dan dui gan qing wo men liang kou zi.... jiu xiang wo men liang kou zi guo de... ni chou guo qu le shi ba? |
| [10:14.769] | fan: wo wo chou le, wo wo dou tu mo zi le wo... |
| [10:19.555] | zhao: mei guan xi, zhe ye jie guo qu. |
| [10:21.975] | gao: dui! |
| [10:22.959] | zhao: bu chou ye mei shi, chu lian de gen ben bu dong ai qing, tan xia yi hua ti! |
| [10:27.662] | fan: ai ya, ai ya! |
| [10:29.195] | gao: da ge ke tai da du le! da ge ni yao zhe yang ni zhen shi ye men! |
| [10:33.550] | fan: ye men! |
| [10:34.520] | gao: chun ye men! |
| [10:35.727] | fan: chun di! |
| [10:36.948] | zhao: zuo hao le ting ye men gei ni tan xia yi hua ti! jia ru... ni zhen chou le me... |
| [10:42.640] | fan: wo chou le, wo jue dui chou le! |
| [10:45.180] | gao: ta chou le. |
| [10:46.370] | fan: wo chou de sha dou bu zhi dao le. |
| [10:48.745] | gao: ta bu ba xia! |
| [10:50.165] | fan: wo jue dui di, en... |
| [10:53.195] | zhao: hao, hao hao... yuan wo a, en, wo shi dai fu a. tan xia yi hua ti: jia ru...... ni shuo ni chou shui |
| [11:14.259] | gao: ta zhen chou le! |
| [11:15.451] | fan: wo zhen.. |
| [11:16.544] | gao: da ge wen ni chou mei chou! |
| [11:18.297] | fan: wo dui deng fa shi, wo jue dui chou le! |
| [11:20.839] | gao: ta fa shi le, ni ba zhe shi guo qu de le dai fu. |
| [11:24.244] | zhao: sorry ! bu chou ye mei shi, sorry ! sorry ! tan xia yi hua ti! |
| [11:28.72] | jia ru.... |
| [11:29.224] | fan: da ge wo chou le wo! wo jue dui chou le wo! |
| [11:32.344] | gao: ni zai zhe yang wo dou chou le. ni kuai gei ta kan bing ba, zan ba zhe shi xian guo qu. |
| [11:37.687] | zhao: zan men dou leng jing leng jing. |
| [11:39.469] | gao: shi! |
| [11:40.246] | zhao: hao, jia ru, zai gei ni chong xin huo yi ci de ji hui, ni hai hui ba qian kan de na me zhong ma? |
| [11:43.971] | gao: dai fu wen ni ne. |
| [11:44.274] | fan: ge ya, xian zai wo shen me dou xiang kai le, qian suan shen me ne, ta gen sheng ming bi qi lai jian zhi shi yi wen bu zhi a! ru guo cang tian zai |
| [11:45.779] | gei wo yi ci ji hui, ai, zai gei wo dui fu ji nian, a! wo yi ding ba gan qing fang zai di yi wei! bie shuo shi san qian kuai qian, jiu shi san |
| [11:47.274] | wan san shi wan san bai wan, wo ye hui wei wei yi xiao, jue dui bu chou |
| [12:12.103] | zhao gao: ai ya.... |
| [12:13.630] | zhao: gao su ta! |
| [12:14.713] | gao: lao tou zi wo shi hua gen ni shuo, ni sha bing dou mei you, ni mai na cai piao you zhong jiang le. |
| [12:21.758] | fan: en? you zhong duo shao a? you zhong san qian na? |
| [12:26.953] | zhao: kan zhe er. |
| [12:28.203] | fan: san bai a? |
| [12:30.812] | zhao: hou mian jia yi ge" wan" zi lian shang nian. |
| [12:33.513] | fan: san bai...... wan??? ye |
| [12:35.948] | zhao gao: ya... |
| [12:38.182] | gao: ya ma ya, wo lao tou zi yao dao, kuai dian de dai fu, kuai dian! |
| [12:42.539] | zhao: one! two! three! four! five ... gong xi ni zhong yu mei bei jin qian suo ji dao! xiong di, xiang ge xue ba, ba qian kan dan yi |
| [13:02.696] | dian. ge shen me dou mei you, dan shi huo de hen kuai le ma! shi bu shi? san bai wan jiu dang mei you zhe shi. |
| [13:08.193] | gao: dui! |
| [13:09.75] | fan: ni bu guang zhi le wo de bing, ni hai jiu le wo de ming! xi fu er! |
| [13:14.669] | gao: ai! |
| [13:15.641] | fan: san bai wan gui wo zhi pei hao bu hao? |
| [13:16.101] | gao: ai ya lao tou zi, zhi yao ni mei sha mao bing dou ni shuo le suan! |
| [13:19.106] | fan: hao, na chu yi bai wan, zan men zan zhu xue xiao, zan men zan zhu jing lao yuan! |
| [13:21.887] | gao: xing! |
| [13:24.889] | fan: sheng xia de liang bai wan, zan ge lia yi ren yi ban! |
| [13:26.981] | gao: ta yao gei ni yi ban. |
| [13:28.08] | zhao: gei... ye ye ye |
| [13:30.201] | gao: ya! dai fu! ma ya! |
| [13:31.448] | fan: ai ya ma ya! |
| [13:32.460] | gao: kuai dian de, ai ya, kuai dian, dai fu lai.. |
| [13:34.698] | fan: one! two! ai ya ai ya... san... |
| [13:37.263] | gao: kuai dian kuai dian, kuai dian shang yi yuan, dai fu... |
| [13:39.142] | fan: si! wu..... |
| ti: xīn bìng | |
| ar: a1 | |
| [00:09.430] | zhào: wèi, gè wèi xiāng qīn, gè wèi fù lǎo, xià miàn bō sòng gè guǎng gào: běn rén suī shuō cūn zhǎng luò xuǎn, dàn sī xiǎng gōng zuò hái shì yào gǎo, zài |
| [00:22.510] | jiā kāi gè xīn lǐ zhěn suǒ, zhuān mén zhì liáo rén de dà nǎo. huān yíng dà jiā qián lái jiù zhěn, yǒu qián gěi diǎn méi qián lā dǎo. lín jiāng cūn dà míng bái xīn |
| [00:41.329] | gāo: dài fū, wǒ kàn jí zhěn dài fū! |
| [00:45.959] | zhào: ya ā, guǎng gào bō chū jiù shàng rén le! |
| [00:48.584] | gāo: shì, wǒ tīng nǐ zuò guǎng gào le. |
| [00:50.754] | zhào: bié xìn guǎng gào... |
| [00:52.249] | gāo: xìn shà a? |
| [00:53.134] | zhào: kàn liáo xiào ma! |
| [00:54.259] | gāo: hā hā hā... āi yā zhēn yōu mò dài fū. |
| [00:58.217] | zhào: bù yòng shuō, nǐ yí dìng huàn yǒu gēng nián qī zōng hé wěn luàn zhèng, lái, zhāng zuǐ wǒ kàn kàn lún tāi... wǒ yào kàn kàn shé tāi. |
| [01:03.361] | gāo: dài fū bú shì wǒ kàn bìng. |
| [01:07.562] | zhào: shuí kàn? |
| [01:08.276] | gāo: shì wǒ jiā lǎo tóu kàn bìng. |
| [01:09.823] | zhào: nǐ lǎo tóu shà bìng? |
| [01:11.31] | gāo: hā hā hā, wǒ lǎo tóu nà bìng nǐ dōu méi jiàn guò, shì zhè me huí shì: |
| [01:14.526] | zhào: a. |
| [01:15.176] | gāo: qián liǎng tiān tā mǎi cǎi piào zhòng jiǎng le, zhōng le sān qiān kuài qián, |
| [01:18.362] | gào sù tā yǐ hòu yī jī dòng," gā" yī xià chōu guò qù le, zhù hǎo jǐ tiān yuàn, chà diǎn méi guò qù. |
| [01:23.126] | zhào: āi yā yā yā ya... |
| [01:24.761] | gāo: a, tā chū yuàn yǐ hòu yòu mǎi cǎi piào yòu zhòng jiǎng le, zhè bǎ zhōng de dà, sān bǎi wàn dà jiǎng. |
| [01:29.701] | zhào: wán le. |
| [01:30.510] | gāo: wán wǒ ná zhè gè cǎi piào wǒ jiù zhǎo dài fū qù le, dài fū shuō zhè wǒ men kě zhì bù liǎo, gǎn jǐn gěi tā zhǎo xīn lǐ yī shēng. zhè bìng zhěng bù |
| [01:37.976] | hǎo róng yì guò qù a. huí qù wǒ gēn tā yī shuō, wǒ shuō zán dé kàn xīn lǐ yī shēng, zhè jiā huo gèng huài le, jiù huái yí zì jǐ xīn lǐ dé shà |
| [01:43.344] | zhào: āi yā ma ya, bié tí.. zěn me tí shén me qián zhè me sú nà! a? bù gěi qián jiù bù kàn bìng le, zhè rén dōu zǎ de le, zhāng zuǐ |
| [01:44.979] | shí huái yí zì jǐ xīn lǐ dé le bù zhì zhī zhèng. |
| [01:47.381] | gāo: shì! |
| [01:48.30] | zhào: nǐ zhè shì yī gòng shì liǎ bìng! |
| [01:50.25] | gāo: ya, dài fū, dài fū nǐ bié guǎn jǐ gè bìng, nǐ yào néng bǎ tā bìng zhì hǎo le wǒ duō gěi nǐ qián. |
| [02:09.605] | qián ér bì zuǐ qián ér de, wéi rén mín fú wù jiù sǐ fú shāng dōu gěi shuí shuō de.... néng gěi duō shǎo qián nà? |
| [02:16.369] | gāo: hē hē hē hē, nǐ yào duō shǎo gěi duō shǎo! |
| [02:19.48] | zhào: miǎn tán! dài wǒ qián qù huì zhěn! |
| [02:21.133] | gāo: bù yòng dài fū, bù yòng, wǒ bǎ wǒ lǎo tóu lǐng lái le. |
| [02:24.678] | zhào: zài nǎ? |
| [02:25.558] | gāo: zài nǐ jiā mén kǒu zhàn zhe ne! |
| [02:27.551] | zhào: zài wǒ mén kǒu zhàn zhe? |
| [02:29.203] | gāo: a! |
| [02:29.963] | zhào: āi yā, nǐ gǎn bǎ yī wèi sān bǎi wàn de fù wēng fàng zài wǒ mén kǒu zhàn gǎng, kàn lái nǐ hěn yǒu sī xiǎng! |
| [02:35.682] | gāo: hē hē.. dài fū zhēn yōu mò... āi wǒ hái dé zhǔ fù zhǔ fù nǐ, tā xiàn zài jiù huái yí zì jǐ dé le bù zhì zhī zhèng le, yī huì |
| [02:42.873] | tā jìn wū nǐ gěi tā kàn bìng shí hòu qiān wàn bié shuō" bìng", āi, nǐ yào yī shuō" bìng" bǎo zhèng" gā" jiù chōu guò qù. zhēn de, nǐ jiù |
| [02:50.267] | gēn tā tán qián, nǐ jiù zǎ xiǎng bàn fǎ bǎ zhè sān bǎi wàn ràng tā jiē shòu le, wǒ jiù xiè xiè nǐ le! bú shì wǒ xiān bài tuō le dài fū a! |
| [02:57.778] | zhào: āi yā ma ya, hái jiē gè dà huó, nǐ shuō zhè shì. |
| [03:01.500] | gāo: kuài zǒu kuài zǒu... |
| [03:04.377] | fàn: xí fù ér a, wǒ zhè xīn lǐ jiū jìng zěn me huí shì nǐ jiù gēn wǒ shuō bei, lǎo zhé mó wǒ gàn shà a zhè shì. |
| [03:15.41] | gāo: nǐ yì tiān lǎo yí shén yí guǐ de, yī huì jìn wū dài fū jiù gào sù nǐ le a! |
| [03:19.227] | fàn: āi yā, zhè gè zhé mó wǒ ya. |
| [03:21.342] | gāo: dài fū tā lái le! |
| [03:22.787] | zhào: nǐ hǎo! |
| [03:23.717] | fàn: a, bù hǎo a dài fū. |
| [03:25.531] | zhào: chū cì jiàn miàn, yǒu shī yuǎn yíng, wàng qǐng jiàn liàng! qǐng zuò! |
| [03:29.216] | fàn: āi! |
| [03:29.963] | zhào: zhè gè, nǐ lǎo niáng men... |
| [03:32.257] | fàn: a? |
| [03:33.06] | zhào: nǐ de tài tài bǎ nǐ de bìng qíng yǐ jīng shuō le, shuō nǐ jiù pà tí" bìng" zì, yī tí" bìng" zì" gā" jiù chōu le. |
| [03:40.271] | fàn: yē |
| [03:41.36] | zhào: ya, hái zhēn zhǔn! lái, bǎ zhè huǒ lú ná xià lái. |
| [03:44.322] | fàn: bù xíng a, wǒ zhè xīn a, bá liáng bá liáng dì, wǒ ná zhè gè téng téng, ēn. |
| [03:48.991] | zhào: nǐ bú yào jǐn zhāng, nǐ gēn běn jiù méi shén me bìng. |
| [03:52.231] | gāo: bù zhāi bù zhāi ba, ràng tā dài zhe ba. |
| [03:56.563] | zhào: nà xíng, nà wǒ men jiù kāi shǐ zhì liáo. tán huà zhì liáo a. |
| [04:00.713] | fàn: a? zěn... zěn me gè tán huà zhì liáo a? |
| [04:03.863] | zhào: bù dǎ zhēn, bù chī yào, zuò zhè jiù shì gēn nǐ láo, yòng tán huà de fāng shì zhì liáo, yě jiào" huà liáo". |
| [04:10.489] | fàn: ēn, hái dé huà... yē yē... |
| [04:17.432] | gāo: lǎo tóu zi, āi lǎo tóu zi... |
| [04:19.744] | zhào: zhè bìng wǒ kě bù kàn le, zhè shà wán yì a! dà mèi zǐ wǒ zhè hái méi kàn ne, nǐ bié zhěng zhè shì ér a! |
| [04:25.752] | gāo: nǐ zǎ de le nǐ? |
| [04:27.227] | fàn: xí fù ér a, wán la! dài fū dōu tōng zhī wǒ huà liáo la! |
| [04:30.832] | zhào: ya hā hā hā... āi yā," tán huà zhì liáo" shì wǒ de yī, yī liáo shù yǔ, tán huà zhì liáo, jiǎn chēng" huà liáo"," shuō |
| [04:38.817] | huà" de" huà" |
| [04:39.882] | gāo: dài fū, wǒ gēn nǐ shuō tā dǎn kě xiǎo le, nǐ bié yòng jiǎn chēng, nǐ hái shì zhěng quán chēng ba nǐ. |
| [04:45.417] | zhào: hǎo hǎo, hē hē ā, nǐ yě shì tài cuì ruò le, nà wǒ kàn shū liáo, qǐng zuò! āi yā, zhè zhǒng bìng rén kě dé zhù yì a. |
| [04:52.577] | gāo: lái, kàn shū liáo, shàng nà ér kào zhe diǎn, lái. |
| [04:55.762] | zhào: zuò hǎo a! xià miàn qǐng tīng dì yí gè huà tí: mǔ zhū de chǎn hòu hù lǐ... ná cuò shū le.... qǐng tīng dì yī huà tí: sà |
| [05:03.912] | dá mǔ zuò hǎo le zhàn dòu... zhè yě bù xíng āi yā, wǒ zhè zhī shí a dōu xué zá la! |
| [05:09.781] | gāo: nǐ de bìng bì xū tā gěi nǐ zhì a! |
| [05:12.341] | zhào: shà zhī shí dōu dé zhǎng wò ya! kàn kàn zhè gè huà tí: shí jiān yǔ shēng mìng. |
| [05:17.326] | gāo: zhè gè hǎo, dài fū, zhè gè huà tí... |
| [05:20.337] | zhào: bié dǎ chà, zhěng méi le. zài suì yuè de cháng hé zhōng, rén, hǎo bǐ tiān shàng de liú xīng, lái cōng cōng, qù cōng cōng." shuā" shuō |
| [05:27.916] | méi jiù méi a! |
| [05:28.861] | fàn: yē yē yē... |
| [05:31.21] | zhào: zhè wǒ yě méi tí" bìng" zì ér a! |
| [05:33.606] | gāo: nǐ shì méi tí" bìng" zì ér, nǐ zhí jiē gěi wǒ men zhěng méi le, nǐ bié shuō... |
| [05:39.16] | zhào: wǒ de yì sī a, jiù shì wǒ jiǎng de shì shēng mìng qǐ yuán, nǐ huó zhè yī huí ya, wǒ dé ràng nǐ zhī dào nǐ shì zěn me lái dào zhè gè dì qiú |
| [05:46.964] | de. |
| [05:47.336] | fàn: dài fū a, wǒ bù xiǎng zhī dào wǒ shì zěn me lái dì, wǒ jiù xiǎng zhī dào wǒ shì zěn me mò dì |
| [05:54.255] | zhào: nà wǒ jiù gào sù nǐ jiū jìng shì zěn me mò dì! |
| [05:59.210] | gāo: dài fū zán bié lǎo shuō" méi", zán shuō huó zhe duō hǎo. |
| [06:02.561] | zhào: hǎo, nà nǐ.... zán jiù shuō" wèi shí me huó zhe". |
| [06:06.811] | gāo: duì duì! |
| [06:07.740] | zhào: hǎo, zhè gè huà tí hǎo! rén, wèi shí me huó zhe ne? jiǎn dān shuō wèi le yí gè zì, wèi le yí gè" qíng". xiōng dì, nǐ jiù huó |
| [06:15.865] | cuò le, sān qiān kuài qián jiǎng jīn nǐ jiù néng chōu guò qù, nǐ bù jué de zhè xiǎo fēng chōu de gāi yǒu rú cǐ huāng dàn ma? xiǎng kāi ba, shuō: rén shēng zài |
| [06:23.720] | shì qū zhǐ suàn, yī gòng sān wàn liù qiān tiān. jiā yǒu fáng wū qiān wàn zuò, shuì jiào jiù xū sān chǐ kuān. zǒng jié qǐ lái sì jù huà: shuō rén hǎo bǐ pén |
| [06:31.615] | zhōng xiān huā, shēng huó jiù shì yī tuán luàn má fáng zi xiū de zài hǎo nà shi gè lín shí zhù suǒ, zhè gè xiǎo hé cái shì nǐ yǒng jiǔ de jiā ya |
| [06:42.970] | fàn: yē yē... |
| [06:47.355] | gāo: āi, āi lǎo tóu zi... āi, nǐ kàn nǐ zǎ de le nǐ ya. |
| [06:51.909] | fàn: tā shuō de tài xià rén le. |
| [06:54.450] | gāo: nǐ kàn dài fū shuō de duō hǎo, nǐ jiù tīng bù jìn qù, rén dài fū nà yì sī shì shuō ya, rén shēng zài shì qū zhǐ suàn, dǐng duō néng huó sān shí |
| [07:02.859] | liù tiān... |
| [07:04.569] | fàn: yē yē... |
| [07:06.349] | gāo: dài fū nǐ yě shì, nǐ qián miàn shuō de tǐng hǎo, nǐ zuì hòu gěi tā zhěng dào xiǎo xiá lǐ qù le, lián wǒ dōu bēng kuì le. |
| [07:13.420] | zhào: dà mèi zǐ, gǎi dào ba, mò bù rú lái gè bēng kuì liáo fǎ! |
| [07:17.559] | gāo: bēng kuì liáo fǎ? |
| [07:18.875] | zhào: ràng tā jué wàng, cái gǎn jué yǒu xī wàng! |
| [07:21.629] | gāo: jué wàng? |
| [07:22.559] | zhào: pèi hé wǒ yī xià zǐ, yī huì nǐ jiù...... |
| [07:26.181] | gāo: āi yā ma ya, hā hā hā... zhè yàng xíng a? xíng a? |
| [07:30.169] | zhào: kuài qù. |
| [07:31.89] | gāo: lǎo tóu zi.. wū wū zhēn de wǒ dōu bù xiǎng gào sù nǐ le.. |
| [07:35.254] | zhào: gào sù tā ba. |
| [07:36.684] | gāo: nǐ zhè bìng a... zhēn de cóng qián zài gǎn qíng shàng wǒ duì bù qǐ nǐ, wǒ dòng bù dòng jiù ràng nǐ shòu qì, gé sān chà wǔ hái shǐ yòng diǎn jiā |
| [07:45.503] | tíng bào lì. zhēn de cóng jīn wǎng hòu shèng zhè diǎn rì zi wǒ hǎo hǎo duì dài nǐ, lǎo tóu zi wǒ hǎo hǎo duì dài nǐ a! |
| [07:51.963] | fàn: xí fù ér, xí fù ér nǐ bié shuō le! nǐ zài gǎn qíng zhè fāng miàn méi bì yào xiàng wǒ dào qiàn, yīn wèi zài gǎn qíng shàng, wǒ céng jīng zuò guò duì |
| [08:01.303] | bù qǐ nǐ de shì ér a! |
| [08:05.474] | zhào: wǒ de mā hái yǒu yì wài shōu huò! |
| [08:07.619] | gāo: bié shuō, zǒu zán huí jiā shuō qù. |
| [08:10.179] | fàn: bù, wǒ bì xū yào shuō! |
| [08:12.393] | zhào: shuō, shuō pò wú dú, zhè shì pái dú jiē duàn. |
| [08:15.768] | gāo: nà nǐ shuō ba. |
| [08:17.158] | fàn: jiù zài wǒ men liǎ gāng jié hūn de shí hòu, yǒu yī cì nǐ huí niáng jiā, wán le wǒ chù de dì yí gè duì xiàng jiù shàng wǒ men jiā qù le. tā jìn |
| [08:25.558] | qù yī bǎ jiù bǎ wǒ de shǒu zuàn zhù le! dāng shí, wǒ shì kòng zhì kòng zhì zài kòng zhì... xí fù duì bù qǐ wǒ méi kòng zhì zhù! |
| [08:33.337] | gāo: nǐ zǎ de le?! |
| [08:35.138] | fàn: yē chōu guò qù le. |
| [08:37.157] | gāo: nǐ zhēn chōu le ma? |
| [08:38.814] | fàn: wǒ wǒ zhēn chōu le. |
| [08:40.692] | gāo: ya ma ya yǒu zhè hǎo shì nǐ hái néng chōu a nǐ a, hù nòng shuí a! |
| [08:45.132] | fàn: wǒ zhēn chōu le wǒ. |
| [08:46.752] | gāo: nǐ shuō nǐ nǐ bǎ tā lǐng jiā... dà gē tā bǎ nà rén lǐng jiā... wǒ zhè xīn suàn wán le, |
| [08:52.827] | bá liáng bá liáng dì a! āi yā mā ya! nǐ nǎ néng... ma ya nǐ nǎ néng bǎ tā lǐng jiā qù a! wán le dài fū... |
| [08:59.947] | zhào: lěng jìng lěng jìng, lěng jìng lěng jìng... |
| [09:02.662] | gāo: āi yā mā wán le. |
| [09:04.333] | zhào: dà mèi zǐ, wǒ gěi shuí kàn bìng ne, ēn? |
| [09:07.227] | gāo: bú shì dà gē nǐ shuō... |
| [09:09.387] | zhào: tā dōu zhè gè shēn jià le, zhè gè shí hòu shuō chū zhè zhǒng huà nǐ zěn me jiù bù néng yuán liàng ne? |
| [09:14.857] | gāo: dà gē zhè me de, wǒ yě bù shēn zhuī jiū le, nǐ ràng tā gào sù wǒ nà nǚ de shì shuí, tā shì gàn shà de! |
| [09:21.187] | zhào: hǎo, nǐ yào lěng jìng! |
| [09:22.961] | gāo: mā ya, wán le... |
| [09:24.961] | zhào: nǐ lǎo bàn xiàn zài ràng nǐ gào sù nà nǚ de shì shuí, zài nǎ zhù zhe ne, gào sù tā yī shēng, méi guān xì. |
| [09:31.216] | fàn: wǒ zhǐ néng gào sù nǐ tā xìng hǎo, jià le gè cūn zhǎng jiào" zhào dà bǎo" |
| [09:35.616] | zhào: xìng hǎo, jià gè cūn zhǎng jiào... |
| [09:38.211] | gāo: shà? |
| [09:38.961] | zhào: wǒ xí fù ér... wǒ xí fù ér a! |
| [09:41.681] | fàn: wǒ bù zhī dào a wǒ yào zhī dào... |
| [09:44.338] | gāo: dà gē ya! |
| [09:45.525] | zhào: wǒ xí fù ér ya!!! |
| [09:47.476] | gāo: dà gē! |
| [09:48.476] | zhào: āi yā yā yā ya... wǒ zhè hái bā bā gěi rén shàng kè ne, nǐ shuō wǒ zǎ tān shàng zhè me gè shì ya! dà mèi zǐ... dà gē |
| [09:56.627] | ya... bú shì... wǒ zhè xīn nà, wa liáng wa liáng de a... dà mèi zǐ, wǒ zhè rén a bú shì nà zhǒng kàn bù kāi shì de, duì |
| [10:06.256] | qián zhè shì wú suǒ wèi, dàn duì gǎn qíng wǒ men liǎng kǒu zi.... jiù xiàng wǒ men liǎng kǒu zi guò de... nǐ chōu guò qù le shì ba? |
| [10:14.769] | fàn: wǒ wǒ chōu le, wǒ wǒ dōu tù mò zi le wǒ... |
| [10:19.555] | zhào: méi guān xì, zhè yè jiē guò qù. |
| [10:21.975] | gāo: duì! |
| [10:22.959] | zhào: bù chōu yě méi shì, chū liàn de gēn běn bù dǒng ài qíng, tán xià yī huà tí! |
| [10:27.662] | fàn: āi yā, āi yā! |
| [10:29.195] | gāo: dà gē kě tài dà dù le! dà gē nǐ yào zhè yàng nǐ zhēn shì yé men! |
| [10:33.550] | fàn: yé men! |
| [10:34.520] | gāo: chún yé men! |
| [10:35.727] | fàn: chún dì! |
| [10:36.948] | zhào: zuò hǎo le tīng yé men gěi nǐ tán xià yī huà tí! jiǎ rú... nǐ zhēn chōu le me... |
| [10:42.640] | fàn: wǒ chōu le, wǒ jué duì chōu le! |
| [10:45.180] | gāo: tā chōu le. |
| [10:46.370] | fàn: wǒ chōu de shà dōu bù zhī dào le. |
| [10:48.745] | gāo: tā bù bā xiā! |
| [10:50.165] | fàn: wǒ jué duì dì, ēn... |
| [10:53.195] | zhào: hǎo, hǎo hǎo... yuàn wǒ a, ēn, wǒ shì dài fū a. tán xià yī huà tí: jiǎ rú...... nǐ shuō nǐ chōu shuí |
| [11:14.259] | gāo: tā zhēn chōu le! |
| [11:15.451] | fàn: wǒ zhēn.. |
| [11:16.544] | gāo: dà gē wèn nǐ chōu méi chōu! |
| [11:18.297] | fàn: wǒ duì dēng fā shì, wǒ jué duì chōu le! |
| [11:20.839] | gāo: tā fā shì le, nǐ bǎ zhè shì guò qù de le dài fū. |
| [11:24.244] | zhào: sorry ! bù chōu yě méi shì, sorry ! sorry ! tán xià yī huà tí! |
| [11:28.72] | jiǎ rú.... |
| [11:29.224] | fàn: dà gē wǒ chōu le wǒ! wǒ jué duì chōu le wǒ! |
| [11:32.344] | gāo: nǐ zài zhè yàng wǒ dōu chōu le. nǐ kuài gěi tā kàn bìng ba, zán bǎ zhè shì xiān guò qù. |
| [11:37.687] | zhào: zán men dōu lěng jìng lěng jìng. |
| [11:39.469] | gāo: shì! |
| [11:40.246] | zhào: hǎo, jiǎ rú, zài gěi nǐ chóng xīn huó yī cì de jī huì, nǐ hái huì bǎ qián kàn de nà me zhòng ma? |
| [11:43.971] | gāo: dài fū wèn nǐ ne. |
| [11:44.274] | fàn: gē ya, xiàn zài wǒ shén me dōu xiǎng kāi le, qián suàn shén me ne, tā gēn shēng mìng bǐ qǐ lái jiǎn zhí shì yī wén bù zhí a! rú guǒ cāng tiān zài |
| [11:45.779] | gěi wǒ yī cì jī huì, āi, zài gěi wǒ duì fù jǐ nián, a! wǒ yí dìng bǎ gǎn qíng fàng zài dì yī wèi! bié shuō shì sān qiān kuài qián, jiù shì sān |
| [11:47.274] | wàn sān shí wàn sān bǎi wàn, wǒ yě huì wēi wēi yī xiào, jué duì bù chōu |
| [12:12.103] | zhào gāo: āi yā.... |
| [12:13.630] | zhào: gào sù tā! |
| [12:14.713] | gāo: lǎo tóu zi wǒ shí huà gēn nǐ shuō, nǐ shà bìng dōu méi yǒu, nǐ mǎi nà cǎi piào yòu zhòng jiǎng le. |
| [12:21.758] | fàn: ēn? yòu zhōng duō shǎo a? yòu zhōng sān qiān nà? |
| [12:26.953] | zhào: kàn zhè ér. |
| [12:28.203] | fàn: sān bǎi a? |
| [12:30.812] | zhào: hòu miàn jiā yí gè" wàn" zì lián shàng niàn. |
| [12:33.513] | fàn: sān bǎi...... wàn??? yē |
| [12:35.948] | zhào gāo: ya... |
| [12:38.182] | gāo: ya ma ya, wǒ lǎo tóu zi yào dào, kuài diǎn de dài fū, kuài diǎn! |
| [12:42.539] | zhào: one! two! three! four! five ... gōng xǐ nǐ zhōng yú méi bèi jīn qián suǒ jī dǎo! xiōng dì, xiàng gē xué ba, bǎ qián kàn dàn yī |
| [13:02.696] | diǎn. gē shén me dōu méi yǒu, dàn shì huó de hěn kuài lè ma! shì bú shì? sān bǎi wàn jiù dāng méi yǒu zhè shì. |
| [13:08.193] | gāo: duì! |
| [13:09.75] | fàn: nǐ bù guāng zhì le wǒ de bìng, nǐ hái jiù le wǒ de mìng! xí fù ér! |
| [13:14.669] | gāo: āi! |
| [13:15.641] | fàn: sān bǎi wàn guī wǒ zhī pèi hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [13:16.101] | gāo: āi yā lǎo tóu zi, zhǐ yào nǐ méi shà máo bìng dōu nǐ shuō le suàn! |
| [13:19.106] | fàn: hǎo, ná chū yī bǎi wàn, zán men zàn zhù xué xiào, zán men zàn zhù jìng lǎo yuàn! |
| [13:21.887] | gāo: xíng! |
| [13:24.889] | fàn: shèng xià de liǎng bǎi wàn, zán gē liǎ yī rén yī bàn! |
| [13:26.981] | gāo: tā yào gěi nǐ yī bàn. |
| [13:28.08] | zhào: gěi... yē yē yē |
| [13:30.201] | gāo: ya! dài fū! mā ya! |
| [13:31.448] | fàn: āi yā mā ya! |
| [13:32.460] | gāo: kuài diǎn de, āi yā, kuài diǎn, dài fū lái.. |
| [13:34.698] | fàn: one! two! āi yā āi yā... sān... |
| [13:37.263] | gāo: kuài diǎn kuài diǎn, kuài diǎn shàng yī yuàn, dài fū... |
| [13:39.142] | fàn: sì! wǔ..... |
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