| [00:02.56] | 高秀敏：哎~~~ 大忽悠！大忽悠！ |
| [00:06.41] | 赵本山：喊啥大忽悠，当大伙面，别叫我艺名行不行？ |
| [00:09.80] | 高秀敏：孩儿他爸， |
| [00:10.80] | 赵本山：哎。 |
| [00:11.41] | 高秀敏：要我说这个拐就别卖啦！ |
| [00:13.71] | 赵本山：你别说那话，不卖了，做这副拐又搭工又搭料，一天一宿没睡觉，不卖不赔了吗？ |
| [00:19.25] | 高秀敏：这满大街都是腿脚好的，谁买你那玩意啊？ |
| [00:23.40] | 赵本山：这啥话，你还不知道我强项，还叫我大忽悠呢。我能把正的忽悠正邪了，能把奸人忽悠乜了，小两口过的挺好，我给他忽悠分别了。今天卖拐，一双好腿我能给他忽悠瘸了！ |
| [00:37.56] | 高秀敏：哈哈，你可拉倒吧， |
| [00:39.67] | 赵本山：信不信？ |
| [00:40.67] | 高秀敏：我就不信人家好好的腿你就能给人忽悠瘸了？ |
| [00:43.89] | 赵本山：这就是我强项。 |
| [00:45.37] | 高秀敏：我还不知道你那强项，（对观众）我们孩子他爸可有意思了，听说王会计家买马上人那卖车套，听说四楞子买摩托上那卖安全帽，听说张三嫂睡不着觉上那人家卖安眠药，最可气的听说人家老赵三丫要结婚了，上他家门口连卖粉裤衩带卖花乳罩。 |
| [00:56.21] | 赵本山：别说了，这叫市场，抓好提前量！ |
| [00:59.89] | 高秀敏：你那提前量也有打失误的时候！ |
| [01:03.10] | 赵本山：这拐就打失误了。 |
| [01:04.70] | 高秀敏：听说老张锁柱子吧，他开四轮车把腿砸了，贪黑起早给人家做这副拐，结果人家砸重了，出院以后直接坐轮椅了，这拐没卖出去，哈哈哈~~~呵呵呵~~~哎呀~~~ |
| [01:16.21] | 赵本山：别着急，今天我就把这副拐卖去。 |
| [01:18.37] | 高秀敏：那这满大街都是腿脚好的，谁买呀？ |
| [01:21.89] | 赵本山：媳妇儿，今儿个咱们专门找个腿脚好的卖给他，看看我大忽悠的能力。 |
| [01:29.08] | 高秀敏：那你恁么地你不是骗人么？ |
| [01:30.72] | 赵本山：愿者上钩，懂么？帮我喊两句。 |
| [01:35.00] | 高秀敏：我不会忽悠，你自个整得了~ |
| [01:37.72] | 赵本山：看我眼色行事，好不？哎，来人了，喊~~~ |
| [01:42.12] | 高秀敏：啊，拐了噢，拐啦，拐了噢！拐啦，拐啦！拐啦！ |
| [01:49.09] | 范 伟：我说你瞎指挥啥呀你啊？你知道我要上哪你就让我拐呀你啊？ |
| [01:55.30] | 赵本山：喊卖。 |
| [01:56.02] | 高秀敏：卖噢！卖， |
| [01:57.73] | 赵本山：卖啥呀？ |
| [01:58.43] | 高秀敏：拐 |
| [01:59.22] | 赵本山：连上。 |
| [02:00.24] | 高秀敏：拐卖了噢！拐卖了！ |
| [02:04.13] | 范 伟：恩？怎么回事儿？谁要拐卖你呀？ |
| [02:06.05] | 高秀敏：不是，他拐卖了~~~ |
| [02:07.78] | 范 伟：你要拐卖呀？ |
| [02:09.53] | 赵本山：你啥眼神啊，拐卖，就这样你我能卖出去嘛，你买呀！ |
| [02:15.42] | 范 伟：你们到底怎么回事儿这是， |
| [02:18.35] | 赵本山：呵呵呵，俺们俩是一家的，在这玩呢！ |
| [02:20.46] | 高秀敏：我们俩是两口子，在这玩呢！ |
| [02:23.33] | 范 伟：这两口子，大过年地，卖媳妇儿玩~~~哎呀~~~~ |
| [02:28.50] | 高秀敏：拐卖啦~~~ |
| [02:29.44] | 赵本山：站下~~~非常严重。 |
| [02:32.56] | 高秀敏：啥呀？ |
| [02:33.24] | 赵本山：太严重了。 |
| [02:38.55] | 范 伟：说啥呐？ |
| [02:40.47] | 赵本山：呵呵，没你事儿~~~ |
| [02:41.94] | 高秀敏：什么玩意，严重啊？ |
| [02:54.84] | 赵本山：应该告诉他~~~ 不告诉这病，危险~~~没事儿，我这看出点问题来，媳妇儿不让我说，你也不能信，你走吧，没事儿~~~呵呵~~~没事儿~~~走~~~ |
| [03:02.69] | 范 伟：神神叨叨的~~~ 你可真是~~~ |
| [03:01.92] | 赵本山：就这病发现就晚期！ |
| [03:09.29] | 范 伟：你怎么回事你啊？大过年地说点好听的！怎么回事儿！ |
| [03:16.02] | 赵本山：别激动，看出点问题来，哎呀，说你也不信~~~ |
| [03:23.14] | 范 伟：你得说出来我信不信呐，怎么回事儿啊？ |
| [03:26.30] | 赵本山：先不说病情，我知道你是干啥的！ |
| [03:31.35] | 范 伟：咳咳还知道我是干啥的，我是干啥的？ |
| [03:33.89] | 赵本山：你是做生意的大老板—— |
| [03:40.81] | 范 伟：啥？ |
| [03:41.90] | 赵本山：那是不可能地。 |
| [03:44.41] | 范 伟：废话， |
| [03:46.19] | 范 伟：大老板有骑这个出来的吗？ |
| [03:51.57] | 赵本山：在饭店工作。 |
| [03:53.17] | 高秀敏：你咋知道他是在饭店呢？ |
| [03:55.86] | 赵本山：身上一股葱花味~~~ 是不是饭店的？ |
| [03:59.47] | 范 伟：那~~~ 你说我是饭店干啥的？ |
| [04:02.27] | 赵本山：颠勺的厨师！ |
| [04:20.46] | 范 伟：哎？ |
| [04:20.68] | 赵本山：是不？ |
| [04:21.27] | 高秀敏：哎呀，你咋知道他是厨师呢？ |
| [04:23.00] | 赵本山：脑袋大，脖子粗，不是大款就伙夫！——是不？是厨师不？ |
| [04:33.00] | 范 伟：哇，行行行~~~ 算算算你猜对了， |
| [04:37.82] | 赵本山：别算，是不是？ |
| [04:40.48] | 范 伟：啊，呀呀呀，是，职业绝对猜对了。那你刚才怎么的说我，说什么又是严重了，又是晚期，那是怎么回事儿？ |
| [04:51.48] | 赵本山：你能信吗？ |
| [04:52.75] | 范 伟：你得说出来我才知道我信不信啊。 |
| [04:54.13] | 赵本山：在最近的一段时间内，感觉没感觉到你的浑身某个部位，跟过去不一样了。你想，你使劲想~~~，你说实话， |
| [05:15.44] | 范 伟：我没觉着哪儿不一样，我就觉着我这脸越来越大呀？ |
| [05:20.45] | 赵本山：对了，这不是主要病症！你知道你的脸为什么大吗？ |
| [05:24.89] | 范 伟：为啥？ |
| [05:25.40] | 赵本山：是你的末梢神经坏死把上边憋大了。 |
| [05:30.07] | 范 伟：那是哪憋的呢？ |
| [05:33.53] | 赵本山：腰部以下~~~ 脚往上~~~ |
| [05:38.15] | 范 伟：腿呀？ |
| [05:39.21] | 赵本山：对头！ |
| [05:39.83] | 范 伟：不对，我腿没啥病！ |
| [05:42.66] | 赵本山：走两步！走两步！没病走两步！你想看病吗，看病就走两步！ |
| [05:54.56] | 范 伟：行行~~~ 走两步走走走两步走两步走两步~~~ |
| [05:58.01] | 赵本山：停！你鞋没毛病吧？ |
| [06:02.62] | 范 伟：有啥毛病呀？ |
| [06:03.19] | 赵本山：一跟高一跟低？ |
| [06:04.13] | 范 伟：这是旅游鞋自个的！ |
| [06:06.37] | 赵本山：对头，就是是你的腿有病，一条腿短！ |
| [06:12.48] | 范 伟：没那个事儿！我要一条腿长，一条腿短的话，那卖裤子人就告诉我了！ |
| [06:16.78] | 赵本山：卖裤子的告诉你你还买裤子么，哪像我心眼正好啊？ |
| [06:20.49] | 赵本山：这样吧，我给你调调。信不信，你的腿随着我的手往高抬，能抬多高抬多高，我让你往下落你就随便使劲往下落，好不好？信不信？腿指定有病，右腿短！来，起来！ （范伟配合做动作） |
| [06:55.04] | 赵本山：停！麻没？ |
| [06:59.83] | 范 伟：麻了 |
| [07:00.48] | 高秀敏：他咋麻了呢？ |
| [07:01.87] | 赵本山：你跺，你也麻！ |
| [07:02.95] | 赵本山：麻没麻？麻没？ |
| [07:06.50] | 范 伟：麻了~~~ |
| [07:07.86] | 赵本山：走起来，走起来！别空着，腿百分之百有病，别空着，放松！走！走走走！走，快走！走，别想停，你跟我走好不？走起来，一点一点就好了，你走吧~~~ |
| [07:19.37] | （范伟配合做动作） |
| [07:37.60] | 范 伟：诶呀，诶呀，诶呀~~~ 哎呀我的妈呀！ |
| [07:40.65] | 高秀敏：哎呀，好腿给忽悠瘸啦！ |
| [07:43.67] | 范 伟：什么玩意你说？ |
| [07:45.20] | 赵本山：你看着没，我媳妇儿都看出来了，她说你忽忽悠悠就瘸了。 |
| [07:46.79] | 范 伟：大姐呀，那这早咋没发现呢？ |
| [07:48.60] | 高秀敏：早你没碰见他，你早碰见他早就瘸了~~ |
| [07:52.13] | 赵本山：我早给你调过来了~~~ |
| [07:55.44] | 范 伟：大哥，这是怎么回事呢？这？ |
| [07:57.62] | 赵本山：别着急，你呀，小的时候，崴过腿， |
| [08:08.42] | 范 伟：没有啊，我这只崴过呀？ |
| [08:10.57] | 赵本山：转移了！转移到这条腿上来了，后来你的职业对你很不利，原来你不是颠勺，你是切墩，老是往这腿上使劲，就把这条腿压的越来越重，越来越重~~~ 轻者踮脚，重者股骨头坏死，晚期就是植物人！ |
| [08:33.73] | 高秀敏：哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈~~~ |
| [08:37.10] | 赵本山：干啥玩意？ |
| [08:37.78] | 高秀敏：我说啊~~~ 我头一回看你演的~~~ 哈哈哈 |
| [08:40.94] | 赵本山：调病呢！ |
| [08:43.81] | 范 伟：大哥，那什么我得用点什么药呢？ |
| [08:46.12] | 赵本山：用药不好使！ |
| [08:47.08] | 高秀敏：大过年的，别让人吃药，快说拐吧！ |
| [08:49.33] | 赵本山：看，我老伴都知道，拄拐！ |
| [08:50.23] | 范 伟：拄拐？ |
| [08:51.41] | 赵本山：请坐~~~ |
| [08:52.85] | 赵本山：拄上拐之后，你的两条腿逐渐就平衡了，一点一点也就好了，我当初，一个老头看出我腿有病，她就心疼钱，不让我看病，最后，残了~~~ |
| [09:07.87] | 范 伟：你呀？ |
| [09:08.45] | 赵本山：里头有钢板，回不过来弯~~~ |
| [09:09.58] | 范 伟：这是条废腿呀？ |
| [09:10.93] | 高秀敏：老头子咱这是好腿~~~ |
| [09:12.71] | 赵本山：你说啥呢！好~~~ 好腿谁拄拐呀？ |
| [09:16.27] | 范 伟：是。 |
| [09:16.69] | 高秀敏：那拐不是—— |
| [09:19.64] | 赵本山：你别蒙人了！ |
| [09:23.02] | 范 伟：哎呀大姐你就别老跟着瞎搅和了行不行啊？这是病人和病人之间在探讨病情，你老跟着掺啥呀这是~~~ 我看这腿怎么回事~~~ |
| [09:34.61] | 赵本山：你不用腿~~~ 看~~~ 我给你走，我过去都没走~~~ 这完了都~~~ |
| [09:38.48] | （赵本山走） |
| [09:39.47] | 范 伟：哎呀，哎呀，哎呀我的妈呀，哎呀呀呀~~~ 这么严重呐， |
| [09:43.19] | 赵本山：我甩丢多少只鞋了？！ |
| [09:45.46] | 高秀敏：你别在那叭瞎，你甩丢鞋那回不是上人家偷小鸡儿狗撵的吗？ |
| [09:49.47] | 赵本山：腿好能撵上么？ |
| [09:52.60] | 范 伟：那得在哪买拐呢？ |
| [09:55.59] | 高秀敏：哎呀大兄弟你还没听明白吗，他就是想把这副拐就卖给你~~~ |
| [10:00.50] | 赵本山：你说啥呢？过去！卖啥呀？我拄什么玩意卖？你咋这样呢？女人抠，送给他不就完了吗？ |
| [10:05.34] | 高秀敏：不卖啦！ |
| [10:06.37] | 赵本山：别说话了行不？接拐！ |
| [10:09.26] | 范 伟：呀，大哥！哎呀，大哥，我不能白要，我得给钱~~~ |
| [10:16.50] | 赵本山：我知道你性格，她女人要钱了，你也磨不开不给，你要脸，你这么给你说我不要就等于瞧不起你，是不？我还得要，给一半，一百。 |
| [10:35.34] | 范 伟：哎，行行行~~~ |
| [10:35.62] | 赵本山：我告诉你多给我跟你急啊！ |
| [10:37.93] | 范 伟：好好好 |
| [10:38.52] | 赵本山：别说话了~~~ |
| [10:40.01] | （范伟掏钱） |
| [10:40.27] | 范 伟：唉呀大哥呀，大哥那什么~~~ 我这俩兜加一块才三十二块钱~~~ |
| [10:45.33] | 高秀敏：那就拿着吧，要多少是多呀 |
| [10:47.93] | 赵本山：要什么自行车呀？要啥自行车？ |
| [10:51.97] | 范 伟：哎呀，对对对~~~ |
| [10:50.67] | 赵本山：你咋这么个样呢？ |
| [10:54.18] | 高秀敏：我没说要自行车呀？你说的要自行车~~~ |
| [10:58.87] | 赵本山：见笑了啊，这媳妇儿我也管不了了，见面跟人要自行车。 |
| [11:03.07] | 高秀敏：我没说要自行车！ |
| [11:04.65] | 赵本山：以后我不领你出来了~~~ |
| [11:08.34] | 范 伟：大哥你别老生气，我觉着我大姐这句话说的还是有道理的，你说像我这腿脚呢，基本就告别自行车啦，是不？我就把自行车给你啦~~~ 行不行？ |
| [11:21.46] | 高秀敏：不行~~~ 你不能要人家自行车。你快点推走吧~~~ 他这是坑你呢！ |
| [11:26.18] | 范 伟：你这是坑我！你怎么这样呢？我就纳闷了，同样是生活在一起的两口子，做人的差距怎么这么大呢？ |
| [11:39.92] | 赵本山：兄弟，架拐！ |
| [11:49.74] | 赵本山：别激动~~~ 回去好好养病，过几天就好了~~~ |
| [11:57.83] | 赵本山：好了告诉我 |
| [12:02.03] | 高秀敏：你这么做是不有点太过分了你呀？ |
| [12:04.26] | 赵本山：过啥分，他还得谢咱呢 |
| [12:05.78] | 范 伟：谢谢噢！ |
| [12:06.65] | 赵本山：你看看！ |
| [12:07.83] | （范伟拄拐下场） |
| [12:10.95] | 赵本山：瞅啥呀？你咋的心疼了咋的？走，换个地方！ |
| [12:17.97] | 高秀敏：还干啥去呀？ |
| [12:19.02] | 赵本山：找个腿脚不好的把自行车卖他！ |
| [12:22.81] | （赵本山推自行车下场 高秀敏下场） |
| [00:02.56] | gao xiu min: ai da hu you! da hu you! |
| [00:06.41] | zhao ben shan: han sha da hu you, dang da huo mian, bie jiao wo yi ming xing bu xing? |
| [00:09.80] | gao xiu min: hai er ta ba, |
| [00:10.80] | zhao ben shan: ai. |
| [00:11.41] | gao xiu min: yao wo shuo zhe ge guai jiu bie mai la! |
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| [00:19.25] | gao xiu min: zhe man da jie dou shi tui jiao hao de, shui mai ni na wan yi a? |
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| [00:37.56] | gao xiu min: ha ha, ni ke la dao ba, |
| [00:39.67] | zhao ben shan: xin bu xin? |
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| [00:56.21] | zhao ben shan: bie shuo le, zhe jiao shi chang, zhua hao ti qian liang! |
| [00:59.89] | gao xiu min: ni na ti qian liang ye you da shi wu de shi hou! |
| [01:03.10] | zhao ben shan: zhe guai jiu da shi wu le. |
| [01:04.70] | gao xiu min: ting shuo lao zhang suo zhu zi ba, ta kai si lun che ba tui za le, tan hei qi zao gei ren jia zuo zhe fu guai, jie guo ren jia za zhong le, chu yuan yi hou zhi jie zuo lun yi le, zhe guai mei mai chu qu, ha ha ha he he a ai ya |
| [01:16.21] | zhao ben shan: bie zhao ji, jin tian wo jiu ba zhe fu guai mai qu. |
| [01:18.37] | gao xiu min: na zhe man da jie dou shi tui jiao hao de, shui mai ya? |
| [01:21.89] | zhao ben shan: xi fu er, jin er ge zan men zhuan men zhao ge tui jiao hao de mai gei ta, kan kan wo da hu you de neng li. |
| [01:29.08] | gao xiu min: na ni ren me di ni bu shi pian ren me? |
| [01:30.72] | zhao ben shan: yuan zhe shang gou, dong me? bang wo han liang ju. |
| [01:35.00] | gao xiu min: wo bu hui hu you, ni zi ge zheng de le |
| [01:37.72] | zhao ben shan: kan wo yan se xing shi, hao bu? ai, lai ren le, han |
| [01:42.12] | gao xiu min: a, guai le o, guai la, guai le o! guai la, guai la! guai la! |
| [01:49.09] | fan wei: wo shuo ni xia zhi hui sha ya ni a? ni zhi dao wo yao shang na ni jiu rang wo guai ya ni a? |
| [01:55.30] | zhao ben shan: han mai. |
| [01:56.02] | gao xiu min: mai o! mai, |
| [01:57.73] | zhao ben shan: mai sha ya? |
| [01:58.43] | gao xiu min: guai |
| [01:59.22] | zhao ben shan: lian shang. |
| [02:00.24] | gao xiu min: guai mai le o! guai mai le! |
| [02:04.13] | fan wei: en? zen me hui shi er? shui yao guai mai ni ya? |
| [02:06.05] | gao xiu min: bu shi, ta guai mai le |
| [02:07.78] | fan wei: ni yao guai mai ya? |
| [02:09.53] | zhao ben shan: ni sha yan shen a, guai mai, jiu zhe yang ni wo neng mai chu qu ma, ni mai ya! |
| [02:15.42] | fan wei: ni men dao di zen me hui shi er zhe shi, |
| [02:18.35] | zhao ben shan: he he a, an men lia shi yi jia de, zai zhe wan ne! |
| [02:20.46] | gao xiu min: wo men lia shi liang kou zi, zai zhe wan ne! |
| [02:23.33] | fan wei: zhe liang kou zi, da guo nian di, mai xi fu er wan ai ya |
| [02:28.50] | gao xiu min: guai mai la |
| [02:29.44] | zhao ben shan: zhan xia fei chang yan zhong. |
| [02:32.56] | gao xiu min: sha ya? |
| [02:33.24] | zhao ben shan: tai yan zhong le. |
| [02:38.55] | fan wei: shuo sha na? |
| [02:40.47] | zhao ben shan: he he, mei ni shi er |
| [02:41.94] | gao xiu min: shen me wan yi, yan zhong a? |
| [02:54.84] | zhao ben shan: ying gai gao su ta bu gao su zhe bing, wei xian mei shi er, wo zhe kan chu dian wen ti lai, xi fu er bu rang wo shuo, ni ye bu neng xin, ni zou ba, mei shi er he he mei shi er zou |
| [03:02.69] | fan wei: shen shen dao dao de ni ke zhen shi |
| [03:01.92] | zhao ben shan: jiu zhe bing fa xian jiu wan qi! |
| [03:09.29] | fan wei: ni zen me hui shi ni a? da guo nian di shuo dian hao ting de! zen me hui shi er! |
| [03:16.02] | zhao ben shan: bie ji dong, kan chu dian wen ti lai, ai ya, shuo ni ye bu xin |
| [03:23.14] | fan wei: ni de shuo chu lai wo xin bu xin na, zen me hui shi er a? |
| [03:26.30] | zhao ben shan: xian bu shuo bing qing, wo zhi dao ni shi gan sha de! |
| [03:31.35] | fan wei: hai hai hai zhi dao wo shi gan sha de, wo shi gan sha de? |
| [03:33.89] | zhao ben shan: ni shi zuo sheng yi de da lao ban |
| [03:40.81] | fan wei: sha? |
| [03:41.90] | zhao ben shan: na shi bu ke neng di. |
| [03:44.41] | fan wei: fei hua, |
| [03:46.19] | fan wei: da lao ban you qi zhe ge chu lai de ma? |
| [03:51.57] | zhao ben shan: zai fan dian gong zuo. |
| [03:53.17] | gao xiu min: ni za zhi dao ta shi zai fan dian ne? |
| [03:55.86] | zhao ben shan: shen shang yi gu cong hua wei shi bu shi fan dian de? |
| [03:59.47] | fan wei: na ni shuo wo shi fan dian gan sha de? |
| [04:02.27] | zhao ben shan: dian shao de chu shi! |
| [04:20.46] | fan wei: ai? |
| [04:20.68] | zhao ben shan: shi bu? |
| [04:21.27] | gao xiu min: ai ya, ni za zhi dao ta shi chu shi ne? |
| [04:23.00] | zhao ben shan: nao dai da, bo zi cu, bu shi da kuan jiu huo fu! shi bu? shi chu shi bu? |
| [04:33.00] | fan wei: wa, xing xing xing suan suan suan ni cai dui le, |
| [04:37.82] | zhao ben shan: bie suan, shi bu shi? |
| [04:40.48] | fan wei: a, ya ya ya, shi, zhi ye jue dui cai dui le. na ni gang cai zen me de shuo wo, shuo shi mo you shi yan zhong le, you shi wan qi, na shi zen me hui shi er? |
| [04:51.48] | zhao ben shan: ni neng xin ma? |
| [04:52.75] | fan wei: ni de shuo chu lai wo cai zhi dao wo xin bu xin a. |
| [04:54.13] | zhao ben shan: zai zui jin de yi duan shi jian nei, gan jue mei gan jue dao ni de hun shen mou ge bu wei, gen guo qu bu yi yang le. ni xiang, ni shi jin xiang, ni shuo shi hua, |
| [05:15.44] | fan wei: wo mei jue zhe na er bu yi yang, wo jiu jue zhe wo zhe lian yue lai yue da ya? |
| [05:20.45] | zhao ben shan: dui le, zhe bu shi zhu yao bing zheng! ni zhi dao ni de lian wei shi me da ma? |
| [05:24.89] | fan wei: wei sha? |
| [05:25.40] | zhao ben shan: shi ni de mo shao shen jing huai si ba shang bian bie da le. |
| [05:30.07] | fan wei: na shi na bie de ne? |
| [05:33.53] | zhao ben shan: yao bu yi xia jiao wang shang |
| [05:38.15] | fan wei: tui ya? |
| [05:39.21] | zhao ben shan: dui tou! |
| [05:39.83] | fan wei: bu dui, wo tui mei sha bing! |
| [05:42.66] | zhao ben shan: zou liang bu! zou liang bu! mei bing zou liang bu! ni xiang kan bing ma, kan bing jiu zou liang bu! |
| [05:54.56] | fan wei: xing xing zou liang bu zou zou zou liang bu zou liang bu zou liang bu |
| [05:58.01] | zhao ben shan: ting! ni xie mei mao bing ba? |
| [06:02.62] | fan wei: you sha mao bing ya? |
| [06:03.19] | zhao ben shan: yi gen gao yi gen di? |
| [06:04.13] | fan wei: zhe shi lv you xie zi ge de! |
| [06:06.37] | zhao ben shan: dui tou, jiu shi shi ni de tui you bing, yi tiao tui duan! |
| [06:12.48] | fan wei: mei na ge shi er! wo yao yi tiao tui zhang, yi tiao tui duan de hua, na mai ku zi ren jiu gao su wo le! |
| [06:16.78] | zhao ben shan: mai ku zi de gao su ni ni hai mai ku zi mo, na xiang wo xin yan zheng hao a? |
| [06:20.49] | zhao ben shan: zhe yang ba, wo gei ni tiao diao. xin bu xin, ni de tui sui zhe wo de shou wang gao tai, neng tai duo gao tai duo gao, wo rang ni wang xia luo ni jiu sui bian shi jin wang xia luo, hao bu hao? xin bu xin? tui zhi ding you bing, you tui duan! lai, qi lai! fan wei pei he zuo dong zuo |
| [06:55.04] | zhao ben shan: ting! ma mei? |
| [06:59.83] | fan wei: ma le |
| [07:00.48] | gao xiu min: ta za ma le ne? |
| [07:01.87] | zhao ben shan: ni duo, ni ye ma! |
| [07:02.95] | zhao ben shan: ma mei ma? ma mei? |
| [07:06.50] | fan wei: ma le |
| [07:07.86] | zhao ben shan: zou qi lai, zou qi lai! bie kong zhe, tui bai fen zhi bai you bing, bie kong zhe, fang song! zou! zou zou zou! zou, kuai zou! zou, bie xiang ting, ni gen wo zou hao bu? zou qi lai, yi dian yi dian jiu hao le, ni zou ba |
| [07:19.37] | fan wei pei he zuo dong zuo |
| [07:37.60] | fan wei: ei ya, ei ya, ei ya ai ya wo de ma ya! |
| [07:40.65] | gao xiu min: ai ya, hao tui gei hu you que la! |
| [07:43.67] | fan wei: shen me wan yi ni shuo? |
| [07:45.20] | zhao ben shan: ni kan zhe mei, wo xi fu er dou kan chu lai le, ta shuo ni hu hu you you jiu que le. |
| [07:46.79] | fan wei: da jie ya, na zhe zao za mei fa xian ne? |
| [07:48.60] | gao xiu min: zao ni mei peng jian ta, ni zao peng jian ta zao jiu que le |
| [07:52.13] | zhao ben shan: wo zao gei ni diao guo lai le |
| [07:55.44] | fan wei: da ge, zhe shi zen me hui shi ne? zhe? |
| [07:57.62] | zhao ben shan: bie zhao ji, ni ya, xiao de shi hou, wai guo tui, |
| [08:08.42] | fan wei: mei you a, wo zhe zhi wai guo ya? |
| [08:10.57] | zhao ben shan: zhuan yi le! zhuan yi dao zhe tiao tui shang lai le, hou lai ni de zhi ye dui ni hen bu li, yuan lai ni bu shi dian shao, ni shi qie dun, lao shi wang zhe tui shang shi jin, jiu ba zhe tiao tui ya de yue lai yue zhong, yue lai yue zhong qing zhe dian jiao, zhong zhe gu gu tou huai si, wan qi jiu shi zhi wu ren! |
| [08:33.73] | gao xiu min: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [08:37.10] | zhao ben shan: gan sha wan yi? |
| [08:37.78] | gao xiu min: wo shuo a wo tou yi hui kan ni yan de ha ha ha |
| [08:40.94] | zhao ben shan: diao bing ne! |
| [08:43.81] | fan wei: da ge, na shen me wo de yong dian shen me yao ne? |
| [08:46.12] | zhao ben shan: yong yao bu hao shi! |
| [08:47.08] | gao xiu min: da guo nian de, bie rang ren chi yao, kuai shuo guai ba! |
| [08:49.33] | zhao ben shan: kan, wo lao ban dou zhi dao, zhu guai! |
| [08:50.23] | fan wei: zhu guai? |
| [08:51.41] | zhao ben shan: qing zuo |
| [08:52.85] | zhao ben shan: zhu shang guai zhi hou, ni de liang tiao tui zhu jian jiu ping heng le, yi dian yi dian ye jiu hao le, wo dang chu, yi ge lao tou kan chu wo tui you bing, ta jiu xin teng qian, bu rang wo kan bing, zui hou, can le |
| [09:07.87] | fan wei: ni ya? |
| [09:08.45] | zhao ben shan: li tou you gang ban, hui bu guo lai wan |
| [09:09.58] | fan wei: zhe shi tiao fei tui ya? |
| [09:10.93] | gao xiu min: lao tou zi zan zhe shi hao tui |
| [09:12.71] | zhao ben shan: ni shuo sha ne! hao hao tui shui zhu guai ya? |
| [09:16.27] | fan wei: shi. |
| [09:16.69] | gao xiu min: na guai bu shi |
| [09:19.64] | zhao ben shan: ni bie meng ren le! |
| [09:23.02] | fan wei: ai ya da jie ni jiu bie lao gen zhe xia jiao huo le xing bu xing a? zhe shi bing ren he bing ren zhi jian zai tan tao bing qing, ni lao gen zhe can sha ya zhe shi wo kan zhe tui zen me hui shi |
| [09:34.61] | zhao ben shan: ni bu yong tui kan wo gei ni zou, wo guo qu dou mei zou zhe wan le dou |
| [09:38.48] | zhao ben shan zou |
| [09:39.47] | fan wei: ai ya, ai ya, ai ya wo de ma ya, ai ya ya ya zhe me yan zhong na, |
| [09:43.19] | zhao ben shan: wo shuai diu duo shao zhi xie le?! |
| [09:45.46] | gao xiu min: ni bie zai na ba xia, ni shuai diu xie na hui bu shi shang ren jia tou xiao ji er gou nian de ma? |
| [09:49.47] | zhao ben shan: tui hao neng nian shang me? |
| [09:52.60] | fan wei: na de zai na mai guai ne? |
| [09:55.59] | gao xiu min: ai ya da xiong di ni hai mei ting ming bai ma, ta jiu shi xiang ba zhe fu guai jiu mai gei ni |
| [10:00.50] | zhao ben shan: ni shuo sha ne? guo qu! mai sha ya? wo zhu shen me wan yi mai? ni za zhe yang ne? nv ren kou, song gei ta bu jiu wan le ma? |
| [10:05.34] | gao xiu min: bu mai la! |
| [10:06.37] | zhao ben shan: bie shuo hua le xing bu? jie guai! |
| [10:09.26] | fan wei: ya, da ge! ai ya, da ge, wo bu neng bai yao, wo de gei qian |
| [10:16.50] | zhao ben shan: wo zhi dao ni xing ge, ta nv ren yao qian le, ni ye mo bu kai bu gei, ni yao lian, ni zhe me gei ni shuo wo bu yao jiu deng yu qiao bu qi ni, shi bu? wo hai de yao, gei yi ban, yi bai. |
| [10:35.34] | fan wei: ai, xing xing xing |
| [10:35.62] | zhao ben shan: wo gao su ni duo gei wo gen ni ji a! |
| [10:37.93] | fan wei: hao hao hao |
| [10:38.52] | zhao ben shan: bie shuo hua le |
| [10:40.01] | fan wei tao qian |
| [10:40.27] | fan wei: ai ya da ge ya, da ge na shen me wo zhe lia dou jia yi kuai cai san shi er kuai qian |
| [10:45.33] | gao xiu min: na jiu na zhe ba, yao duo shao shi duo ya |
| [10:47.93] | zhao ben shan: yao shen me zi xing che ya? yao sha zi xing che? |
| [10:51.97] | fan wei: ai ya, dui dui dui |
| [10:50.67] | zhao ben shan: ni za zhe me ge yang ne? |
| [10:54.18] | gao xiu min: wo mei shuo yao zi xing che ya? ni shuo de yao zi xing che |
| [10:58.87] | zhao ben shan: jian xiao le a, zhe xi fu er wo ye guan bu liao le, jian mian gen ren yao zi xing che. |
| [11:03.07] | gao xiu min: wo mei shuo yao zi xing che! |
| [11:04.65] | zhao ben shan: yi hou wo bu ling ni chu lai le |
| [11:08.34] | fan wei: da ge ni bie lao sheng qi, wo jue zhe wo da jie zhe ju hua shuo de hai shi you dao li de, ni shuo xiang wo zhe tui jiao ne, ji ben jiu gao bie zi xing che la, shi bu? wo jiu ba zi xing che gei ni la xing bu xing? |
| [11:21.46] | gao xiu min: bu xing ni bu neng yao ren jia zi xing che. ni kuai dian tui zou ba ta zhe shi keng ni ne! |
| [11:26.18] | fan wei: ni zhe shi keng wo! ni zen me zhe yang ne? wo jiu na men le, tong yang shi sheng huo zai yi qi de liang kou zi, zuo ren de cha ju zen me zhe me da ne? |
| [11:39.92] | zhao ben shan: xiong di, jia guai! |
| [11:49.74] | zhao ben shan: bie ji dong hui qu hao hao yang bing, guo ji tian jiu hao le |
| [11:57.83] | zhao ben shan: hao le gao su wo |
| [12:02.03] | gao xiu min: ni zhe me zuo shi bu you dian tai guo fen le ni ya? |
| [12:04.26] | zhao ben shan: guo sha fen, ta hai de xie zan ne |
| [12:05.78] | fan wei: xie xie o! |
| [12:06.65] | zhao ben shan: ni kan kan! |
| [12:07.83] | fan wei zhu guai xia chang |
| [12:10.95] | zhao ben shan: chou sha ya? ni za de xin teng le za de? zou, huan ge di fang! |
| [12:17.97] | gao xiu min: hai gan sha qu ya? |
| [12:19.02] | zhao ben shan: zhao ge tui jiao bu hao de ba zi xing che mai ta! |
| [12:22.81] | zhao ben shan tui zi xing che xia chang gao xiu min xia chang |
| [00:02.56] | gāo xiù mǐn: āi dà hū yōu! dà hū yōu! |
| [00:06.41] | zhào běn shān: hǎn shà dà hū yōu, dāng dà huǒ miàn, bié jiào wǒ yì míng xíng bù xíng? |
| [00:09.80] | gāo xiù mǐn: hái ér tā bà, |
| [00:10.80] | zhào běn shān: āi. |
| [00:11.41] | gāo xiù mǐn: yào wǒ shuō zhè gè guǎi jiù bié mài la! |
| [00:13.71] | zhào běn shān: nǐ bié shuō nà huà, bù mài le, zuò zhè fù guǎi yòu dā gōng yòu dā liào, yì tiān yī xiǔ méi shuì jiào, bù mài bù péi le ma? |
| [00:19.25] | gāo xiù mǐn: zhè mǎn dà jiē dōu shì tuǐ jiǎo hǎo de, shuí mǎi nǐ nà wán yì a? |
| [00:23.40] | zhào běn shān: zhè shà huà, nǐ hái bù zhī dào wǒ qiáng xiàng, hái jiào wǒ dà hū yōu ne. wǒ néng bǎ zhèng de hū yōu zhèng xié le, néng bǎ jiān rén hū yōu miē le, xiǎo liǎng kǒu guò de tǐng hǎo, wǒ gěi tā hū yōu fēn bié le. jīn tiān mài guǎi, yī shuāng hǎo tuǐ wǒ néng gěi tā hū yōu qué le! |
| [00:37.56] | gāo xiù mǐn: hā hā, nǐ kě lā dǎo ba, |
| [00:39.67] | zhào běn shān: xìn bù xìn? |
| [00:40.67] | gāo xiù mǐn: wǒ jiù bù xìn rén jiā hǎo hǎo de tuǐ nǐ jiù néng gěi rén hū yōu qué le? |
| [00:43.89] | zhào běn shān: zhè jiù shì wǒ qiáng xiàng. |
| [00:45.37] | gāo xiù mǐn: wǒ hái bù zhī dào nǐ nà qiáng xiàng, duì guān zhòng wǒ men hái zi tā bà kě yǒu yì sī le, tīng shuō wáng kuài jì jiā mǎi mǎ shàng rén nà mài chē tào, tīng shuō sì léng zǐ mǎi mó tuō shàng nà mài ān quán mào, tīng shuō zhāng sān sǎo shuì bù zháo jué shàng nà rén jiā mài ān mián yào, zuì kě qì de tīng shuō rén jiā lǎo zhào sān yā yào jié hūn le, shàng tā jiā mén kǒu lián mài fěn kù chǎ dài mài huā rǔ zhào. |
| [00:56.21] | zhào běn shān: bié shuō le, zhè jiào shì chǎng, zhuā hǎo tí qián liàng! |
| [00:59.89] | gāo xiù mǐn: nǐ nà tí qián liàng yě yǒu dǎ shī wù de shí hòu! |
| [01:03.10] | zhào běn shān: zhè guǎi jiù dǎ shī wù le. |
| [01:04.70] | gāo xiù mǐn: tīng shuō lǎo zhāng suǒ zhù zi ba, tā kāi sì lún chē bǎ tuǐ zá le, tān hēi qǐ zǎo gěi rén jiā zuò zhè fù guǎi, jié guǒ rén jiā zá zhòng le, chū yuàn yǐ hòu zhí jiē zuò lún yǐ le, zhè guǎi méi mài chū qù, hā hā hā hē hē ā āi yā |
| [01:16.21] | zhào běn shān: bié zháo jí, jīn tiān wǒ jiù bǎ zhè fù guǎi mài qù. |
| [01:18.37] | gāo xiù mǐn: nà zhè mǎn dà jiē dōu shì tuǐ jiǎo hǎo de, shuí mǎi ya? |
| [01:21.89] | zhào běn shān: xí fù ér, jīn ér gè zán men zhuān mén zhǎo gè tuǐ jiǎo hǎo de mài gěi tā, kàn kàn wǒ dà hū yōu de néng lì. |
| [01:29.08] | gāo xiù mǐn: nà nǐ rèn me dì nǐ bú shì piàn rén me? |
| [01:30.72] | zhào běn shān: yuàn zhě shàng gōu, dǒng me? bāng wǒ hǎn liǎng jù. |
| [01:35.00] | gāo xiù mǐn: wǒ bú huì hū yōu, nǐ zì gě zhěng dé le |
| [01:37.72] | zhào běn shān: kàn wǒ yǎn sè xíng shì, hǎo bù? āi, lái rén le, hǎn |
| [01:42.12] | gāo xiù mǐn: a, guǎi le ō, guǎi la, guǎi le ō! guǎi la, guǎi la! guǎi la! |
| [01:49.09] | fàn wěi: wǒ shuō nǐ xiā zhǐ huī shà ya nǐ a? nǐ zhī dào wǒ yào shàng nǎ nǐ jiù ràng wǒ guǎi ya nǐ a? |
| [01:55.30] | zhào běn shān: hǎn mài. |
| [01:56.02] | gāo xiù mǐn: mài ō! mài, |
| [01:57.73] | zhào běn shān: mài shà ya? |
| [01:58.43] | gāo xiù mǐn: guǎi |
| [01:59.22] | zhào běn shān: lián shàng. |
| [02:00.24] | gāo xiù mǐn: guǎi mài le ō! guǎi mài le! |
| [02:04.13] | fàn wěi: ēn? zěn me huí shì ér? shuí yào guǎi mài nǐ ya? |
| [02:06.05] | gāo xiù mǐn: bú shì, tā guǎi mài le |
| [02:07.78] | fàn wěi: nǐ yào guǎi mài ya? |
| [02:09.53] | zhào běn shān: nǐ shà yǎn shén a, guǎi mài, jiù zhè yàng nǐ wǒ néng mài chū qù ma, nǐ mǎi ya! |
| [02:15.42] | fàn wěi: nǐ men dào dǐ zěn me huí shì ér zhè shì, |
| [02:18.35] | zhào běn shān: hē hē ā, ǎn men liǎ shì yī jiā de, zài zhè wán ne! |
| [02:20.46] | gāo xiù mǐn: wǒ men liǎ shì liǎng kǒu zi, zài zhè wán ne! |
| [02:23.33] | fàn wěi: zhè liǎng kǒu zi, dà guò nián dì, mài xí fù ér wán āi yā |
| [02:28.50] | gāo xiù mǐn: guǎi mài la |
| [02:29.44] | zhào běn shān: zhàn xià fēi cháng yán zhòng. |
| [02:32.56] | gāo xiù mǐn: shà ya? |
| [02:33.24] | zhào běn shān: tài yán zhòng le. |
| [02:38.55] | fàn wěi: shuō shà nà? |
| [02:40.47] | zhào běn shān: hē hē, méi nǐ shì ér |
| [02:41.94] | gāo xiù mǐn: shén me wán yì, yán zhòng a? |
| [02:54.84] | zhào běn shān: yīng gāi gào sù tā bù gào sù zhè bìng, wēi xiǎn méi shì ér, wǒ zhè kàn chū diǎn wèn tí lái, xí fù ér bù ràng wǒ shuō, nǐ yě bù néng xìn, nǐ zǒu ba, méi shì ér hē hē méi shì ér zǒu |
| [03:02.69] | fàn wěi: shén shén dāo dāo de nǐ kě zhēn shì |
| [03:01.92] | zhào běn shān: jiù zhè bìng fā xiàn jiù wǎn qī! |
| [03:09.29] | fàn wěi: nǐ zěn me huí shì nǐ a? dà guò nián dì shuō diǎn hǎo tīng de! zěn me huí shì ér! |
| [03:16.02] | zhào běn shān: bié jī dòng, kàn chū diǎn wèn tí lái, āi yā, shuō nǐ yě bù xìn |
| [03:23.14] | fàn wěi: nǐ dé shuō chū lái wǒ xìn bù xìn nà, zěn me huí shì ér a? |
| [03:26.30] | zhào běn shān: xiān bù shuō bìng qíng, wǒ zhī dào nǐ shì gàn shà de! |
| [03:31.35] | fàn wěi: hāi hāi hái zhī dào wǒ shì gàn shà de, wǒ shì gàn shà de? |
| [03:33.89] | zhào běn shān: nǐ shì zuò shēng yì de dà lǎo bǎn |
| [03:40.81] | fàn wěi: shà? |
| [03:41.90] | zhào běn shān: nà shi bù kě néng dì. |
| [03:44.41] | fàn wěi: fèi huà, |
| [03:46.19] | fàn wěi: dà lǎo bǎn yǒu qí zhè gè chū lái de ma? |
| [03:51.57] | zhào běn shān: zài fàn diàn gōng zuò. |
| [03:53.17] | gāo xiù mǐn: nǐ zǎ zhī dào tā shì zài fàn diàn ne? |
| [03:55.86] | zhào běn shān: shēn shàng yī gǔ cōng huā wèi shì bú shì fàn diàn de? |
| [03:59.47] | fàn wěi: nà nǐ shuō wǒ shì fàn diàn gàn shà de? |
| [04:02.27] | zhào běn shān: diān sháo de chú shī! |
| [04:20.46] | fàn wěi: āi? |
| [04:20.68] | zhào běn shān: shì bù? |
| [04:21.27] | gāo xiù mǐn: āi yā, nǐ zǎ zhī dào tā shì chú shī ne? |
| [04:23.00] | zhào běn shān: nǎo dài dà, bó zi cū, bú shì dà kuǎn jiù huǒ fū! shì bù? shì chú shī bù? |
| [04:33.00] | fàn wěi: wa, xíng xíng xíng suàn suàn suàn nǐ cāi duì le, |
| [04:37.82] | zhào běn shān: bié suàn, shì bú shì? |
| [04:40.48] | fàn wěi: a, yā yā ya, shì, zhí yè jué duì cāi duì le. nà nǐ gāng cái zěn me de shuō wǒ, shuō shí mǒ yòu shì yán zhòng le, yòu shì wǎn qī, nà shi zěn me huí shì ér? |
| [04:51.48] | zhào běn shān: nǐ néng xìn ma? |
| [04:52.75] | fàn wěi: nǐ dé shuō chū lái wǒ cái zhī dào wǒ xìn bù xìn a. |
| [04:54.13] | zhào běn shān: zài zuì jìn de yī duàn shí jiān nèi, gǎn jué méi gǎn jué dào nǐ de hún shēn mǒu gè bù wèi, gēn guò qù bù yí yàng le. nǐ xiǎng, nǐ shǐ jìn xiǎng, nǐ shuō shí huà, |
| [05:15.44] | fàn wěi: wǒ méi jué zhe nǎ ér bù yí yàng, wǒ jiù jué zhe wǒ zhè liǎn yuè lái yuè dà ya? |
| [05:20.45] | zhào běn shān: duì le, zhè bú shì zhǔ yào bìng zhèng! nǐ zhī dào nǐ de liǎn wèi shí me dà ma? |
| [05:24.89] | fàn wěi: wèi shà? |
| [05:25.40] | zhào běn shān: shì nǐ de mò shāo shén jīng huài sǐ bǎ shàng biān biē dà le. |
| [05:30.07] | fàn wěi: nà shi nǎ biē de ne? |
| [05:33.53] | zhào běn shān: yāo bù yǐ xià jiǎo wǎng shàng |
| [05:38.15] | fàn wěi: tuǐ ya? |
| [05:39.21] | zhào běn shān: duì tóu! |
| [05:39.83] | fàn wěi: bú duì, wǒ tuǐ méi shà bìng! |
| [05:42.66] | zhào běn shān: zǒu liǎng bù! zǒu liǎng bù! méi bìng zǒu liǎng bù! nǐ xiǎng kàn bìng ma, kàn bìng jiù zǒu liǎng bù! |
| [05:54.56] | fàn wěi: xíng xíng zǒu liǎng bù zǒu zǒu zǒu liǎng bù zǒu liǎng bù zǒu liǎng bù |
| [05:58.01] | zhào běn shān: tíng! nǐ xié méi máo bìng ba? |
| [06:02.62] | fàn wěi: yǒu shà máo bìng ya? |
| [06:03.19] | zhào běn shān: yī gēn gāo yī gēn dī? |
| [06:04.13] | fàn wěi: zhè shì lǚ yóu xié zì gě de! |
| [06:06.37] | zhào běn shān: duì tóu, jiù shì shì nǐ de tuǐ yǒu bìng, yī tiáo tuǐ duǎn! |
| [06:12.48] | fàn wěi: méi nà gè shì ér! wǒ yào yī tiáo tuǐ zhǎng, yī tiáo tuǐ duǎn de huà, nà mài kù zi rén jiù gào sù wǒ le! |
| [06:16.78] | zhào běn shān: mài kù zi de gào sù nǐ nǐ hái mǎi kù zǐ mǒ, nǎ xiàng wǒ xīn yǎn zhèng hǎo a? |
| [06:20.49] | zhào běn shān: zhè yàng ba, wǒ gěi nǐ tiáo diào. xìn bù xìn, nǐ de tuǐ suí zhe wǒ de shǒu wǎng gāo tái, néng tái duō gāo tái duō gāo, wǒ ràng nǐ wǎng xià luò nǐ jiù suí biàn shǐ jìn wǎng xià luò, hǎo bù hǎo? xìn bù xìn? tuǐ zhǐ dìng yǒu bìng, yòu tuǐ duǎn! lái, qǐ lái! fàn wěi pèi hé zuò dòng zuò |
| [06:55.04] | zhào běn shān: tíng! má méi? |
| [06:59.83] | fàn wěi: má le |
| [07:00.48] | gāo xiù mǐn: tā zǎ má le ne? |
| [07:01.87] | zhào běn shān: nǐ duò, nǐ yě má! |
| [07:02.95] | zhào běn shān: má méi má? má méi? |
| [07:06.50] | fàn wěi: má le |
| [07:07.86] | zhào běn shān: zǒu qǐ lái, zǒu qǐ lái! bié kōng zhe, tuǐ bǎi fēn zhī bǎi yǒu bìng, bié kōng zhe, fàng sōng! zǒu! zǒu zǒu zǒu! zǒu, kuài zǒu! zǒu, bié xiǎng tíng, nǐ gēn wǒ zǒu hǎo bù? zǒu qǐ lái, yì diǎn yì diǎn jiù hǎo le, nǐ zǒu ba |
| [07:19.37] | fàn wěi pèi hé zuò dòng zuò |
| [07:37.60] | fàn wěi: éi ya, éi ya, éi ya āi yā wǒ de mā ya! |
| [07:40.65] | gāo xiù mǐn: āi yā, hǎo tuǐ gěi hū yōu qué la! |
| [07:43.67] | fàn wěi: shén me wán yì nǐ shuō? |
| [07:45.20] | zhào běn shān: nǐ kàn zhe méi, wǒ xí fù ér dōu kàn chū lái le, tā shuō nǐ hū hū yōu yōu jiù qué le. |
| [07:46.79] | fàn wěi: dà jiě ya, nà zhè zǎo zǎ méi fā xiàn ne? |
| [07:48.60] | gāo xiù mǐn: zǎo nǐ méi pèng jiàn tā, nǐ zǎo pèng jiàn tā zǎo jiù qué le |
| [07:52.13] | zhào běn shān: wǒ zǎo gěi nǐ diào guò lái le |
| [07:55.44] | fàn wěi: dà gē, zhè shì zěn me huí shì ne? zhè? |
| [07:57.62] | zhào běn shān: bié zháo jí, nǐ ya, xiǎo de shí hòu, wǎi guò tuǐ, |
| [08:08.42] | fàn wěi: méi yǒu a, wǒ zhè zhǐ wǎi guò ya? |
| [08:10.57] | zhào běn shān: zhuǎn yí le! zhuǎn yí dào zhè tiáo tuǐ shàng lái le, hòu lái nǐ de zhí yè duì nǐ hěn bù lì, yuán lái nǐ bú shì diān sháo, nǐ shì qiè dūn, lǎo shì wǎng zhè tuǐ shàng shǐ jìn, jiù bǎ zhè tiáo tuǐ yā de yuè lái yuè zhòng, yuè lái yuè zhòng qīng zhě diǎn jiǎo, zhòng zhě gǔ gú tou huài sǐ, wǎn qī jiù shì zhí wù rén! |
| [08:33.73] | gāo xiù mǐn: hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [08:37.10] | zhào běn shān: gàn shà wán yì? |
| [08:37.78] | gāo xiù mǐn: wǒ shuō a wǒ tóu yī huí kàn nǐ yǎn de hā hā hā |
| [08:40.94] | zhào běn shān: diào bìng ne! |
| [08:43.81] | fàn wěi: dà gē, nà shén me wǒ de yòng diǎn shén me yào ne? |
| [08:46.12] | zhào běn shān: yòng yào bù hǎo shǐ! |
| [08:47.08] | gāo xiù mǐn: dà guò nián de, bié ràng rén chī yào, kuài shuō guǎi ba! |
| [08:49.33] | zhào běn shān: kàn, wǒ lǎo bàn dōu zhī dào, zhǔ guǎi! |
| [08:50.23] | fàn wěi: zhǔ guǎi? |
| [08:51.41] | zhào běn shān: qǐng zuò |
| [08:52.85] | zhào běn shān: zhǔ shàng guǎi zhī hòu, nǐ de liǎng tiáo tuǐ zhú jiàn jiù píng héng le, yì diǎn yì diǎn yě jiù hǎo le, wǒ dāng chū, yí gè lǎo tóu kàn chū wǒ tuǐ yǒu bìng, tā jiù xīn téng qián, bù ràng wǒ kàn bìng, zuì hòu, cán le |
| [09:07.87] | fàn wěi: nǐ ya? |
| [09:08.45] | zhào běn shān: lǐ tou yǒu gāng bǎn, huí bù guò lái wān |
| [09:09.58] | fàn wěi: zhè shì tiáo fèi tuǐ ya? |
| [09:10.93] | gāo xiù mǐn: lǎo tóu zi zán zhè shì hǎo tuǐ |
| [09:12.71] | zhào běn shān: nǐ shuō shà ne! hǎo hǎo tuǐ shuí zhǔ guǎi ya? |
| [09:16.27] | fàn wěi: shì. |
| [09:16.69] | gāo xiù mǐn: nà guǎi bú shì |
| [09:19.64] | zhào běn shān: nǐ bié méng rén le! |
| [09:23.02] | fàn wěi: āi yā dà jiě nǐ jiù bié lǎo gēn zhe xiā jiǎo huo le xíng bù xíng a? zhè shì bìng rén hé bìng rén zhī jiān zài tàn tǎo bìng qíng, nǐ lǎo gēn zhe càn shà ya zhè shì wǒ kàn zhè tuǐ zěn me huí shì |
| [09:34.61] | zhào běn shān: nǐ bù yòng tuǐ kàn wǒ gěi nǐ zǒu, wǒ guò qù dōu méi zǒu zhè wán le dōu |
| [09:38.48] | zhào běn shān zǒu |
| [09:39.47] | fàn wěi: āi yā, āi yā, āi yā wǒ de mā ya, āi yā yā yā zhè me yán zhòng nà, |
| [09:43.19] | zhào běn shān: wǒ shuǎi diū duō shǎo zhǐ xié le?! |
| [09:45.46] | gāo xiù mǐn: nǐ bié zài nà bā xiā, nǐ shuǎi diū xié nà huí bú shì shàng rén jiā tōu xiǎo jī ér gǒu niǎn de ma? |
| [09:49.47] | zhào běn shān: tuǐ hǎo néng niǎn shàng me? |
| [09:52.60] | fàn wěi: nà de zài nǎ mǎi guǎi ne? |
| [09:55.59] | gāo xiù mǐn: āi yā dà xiōng dì nǐ hái méi tīng míng bái ma, tā jiù shì xiǎng bǎ zhè fù guǎi jiù mài gěi nǐ |
| [10:00.50] | zhào běn shān: nǐ shuō shà ne? guò qù! mài shà ya? wǒ zhǔ shén me wán yì mài? nǐ zǎ zhè yàng ne? nǚ rén kōu, sòng gěi tā bù jiù wán le ma? |
| [10:05.34] | gāo xiù mǐn: bù mài la! |
| [10:06.37] | zhào běn shān: bié shuō huà le xíng bù? jiē guǎi! |
| [10:09.26] | fàn wěi: ya, dà gē! āi yā, dà gē, wǒ bù néng bái yào, wǒ dé gěi qián |
| [10:16.50] | zhào běn shān: wǒ zhī dào nǐ xìng gé, tā nǚ rén yào qián le, nǐ yě mó bù kāi bù gěi, nǐ yào liǎn, nǐ zhè me gěi nǐ shuō wǒ bú yào jiù děng yú qiáo bù qǐ nǐ, shì bù? wǒ hái de yào, gěi yī bàn, yī bǎi. |
| [10:35.34] | fàn wěi: āi, xíng xíng xíng |
| [10:35.62] | zhào běn shān: wǒ gào sù nǐ duō gěi wǒ gēn nǐ jí a! |
| [10:37.93] | fàn wěi: hǎo hǎo hǎo |
| [10:38.52] | zhào běn shān: bié shuō huà le |
| [10:40.01] | fàn wěi tāo qián |
| [10:40.27] | fàn wěi: āi ya dà gē ya, dà gē nà shén me wǒ zhè liǎ dōu jiā yí kuài cái sān shí èr kuài qián |
| [10:45.33] | gāo xiù mǐn: nà jiù ná zhe ba, yào duō shǎo shì duō ya |
| [10:47.93] | zhào běn shān: yào shén me zì xíng chē ya? yào shà zì xíng chē? |
| [10:51.97] | fàn wěi: āi yā, duì duì duì |
| [10:50.67] | zhào běn shān: nǐ zǎ zhè me gè yàng ne? |
| [10:54.18] | gāo xiù mǐn: wǒ méi shuō yào zì xíng chē ya? nǐ shuō de yào zì xíng chē |
| [10:58.87] | zhào běn shān: jiàn xiào le a, zhè xí fù ér wǒ yě guǎn bù liǎo le, jiàn miàn gēn rén yào zì xíng chē. |
| [11:03.07] | gāo xiù mǐn: wǒ méi shuō yào zì xíng chē! |
| [11:04.65] | zhào běn shān: yǐ hòu wǒ bù lǐng nǐ chū lái le |
| [11:08.34] | fàn wěi: dà gē nǐ bié lǎo shēng qì, wǒ jué zhe wǒ dà jiě zhè jù huà shuō de hái shì yǒu dào li de, nǐ shuō xiàng wǒ zhè tuǐ jiǎo ne, jī běn jiù gào bié zì xíng chē la, shì bù? wǒ jiù bǎ zì xíng chē gěi nǐ la xíng bù xíng? |
| [11:21.46] | gāo xiù mǐn: bù xíng nǐ bù néng yào rén jiā zì xíng chē. nǐ kuài diǎn tuī zǒu ba tā zhè shì kēng nǐ ne! |
| [11:26.18] | fàn wěi: nǐ zhè shì kēng wǒ! nǐ zěn me zhè yàng ne? wǒ jiù nà mèn le, tóng yàng shì shēng huó zài yì qǐ de liǎng kǒu zi, zuò rén de chā jù zěn me zhè me dà ne? |
| [11:39.92] | zhào běn shān: xiōng dì, jià guǎi! |
| [11:49.74] | zhào běn shān: bié jī dòng huí qù hǎo hǎo yǎng bìng, guò jǐ tiān jiù hǎo le |
| [11:57.83] | zhào běn shān: hǎo le gào sù wǒ |
| [12:02.03] | gāo xiù mǐn: nǐ zhè me zuò shì bù yǒu diǎn tài guò fèn le nǐ ya? |
| [12:04.26] | zhào běn shān: guò shà fēn, tā hái dé xiè zán ne |
| [12:05.78] | fàn wěi: xiè xiè ō! |
| [12:06.65] | zhào běn shān: nǐ kàn kàn! |
| [12:07.83] | fàn wěi zhǔ guǎi xià chǎng |
| [12:10.95] | zhào běn shān: chǒu shà ya? nǐ zǎ de xīn téng le zǎ de? zǒu, huàn gè dì fāng! |
| [12:17.97] | gāo xiù mǐn: hái gàn shà qù ya? |
| [12:19.02] | zhào běn shān: zhǎo gè tuǐ jiǎo bù hǎo de bǎ zì xíng chē mài tā! |
| [12:22.81] | zhào běn shān tuī zì xíng chē xià chǎng gāo xiù mǐn xià chǎng |
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