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[Intro] |
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What y'all drinkin on |
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And can you gimme some? |
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Sippin until you can hardly blink |
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And do you drink? |
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[Verse 1] |
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I got a disease and they dunno what to call it (what is it?) |
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I'm an alcoholic, drink until I fall retarded |
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Thick headed, sick individual, liver's condition's critical |
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Medical, better do somethin to get him through |
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I ain't standing up, I'm layin down under |
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Under the table, cause drivin, I ain't able to do it |
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See a stop sign and run right through it |
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Dry heavin on my buddy's sleeve and spewin the fluid |
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The ladies want a couple cups and pink panties |
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Yeah, gimme a couple cups and they can't stand me |
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KC Tea, Caribou, and some foo-foo drinks |
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And you won't care what dudes think, ladies |
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[Hook] |
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Do you drink? (Look away now) |
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There's nothing to see here |
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I-I'm just happy to be here |
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Gallons and gallons of KC Tea |
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I want the world to have a drink with me |
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Do you drink? (Look away now) |
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There's nothing to see here |
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I-I'm just happy to be here |
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Gallons and gallons and gallons of the 'Bou-Lou |
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Are running right through you |
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Do you drink? |
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[Verse 2] |
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I don't drink Patron, that's a no-no |
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I know I tried, I almost died back in '04 though |
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Club Maniacs was a spot where we watched |
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All the top-notch crotch jockin my swatch-watch |
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Holla, lil Mama way up out my league |
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Gucci, Prada, 'bout the dolla like (ya-da-da-da-da) |
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Whatever game, I'd get at it together |
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Booty look fatter than ever |
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Almost had to have to let it go |
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Had to leave her alone, I took a sip of Patron |
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And choked on it, started coming out my nose |
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Neh'mind, she ain't coming out her clothes |
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Walked the other way, what would you think? But shorty |
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[Hook] |
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[Verse 3] |
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I'm the King of Flip Cup and Beer Pong |
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"99 Bottles of Beer" song and a beer bong |
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I take a Irish Carbomb and a Screwdiver |
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Make me up a Boilermaker, I ain't trippin, you drivin! |
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Pool full of liquor, then you dive in |
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I been drinkin liquor since I've been alive and drivin |
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Don't consume more than you can handle |
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If you can don't walk and spill it on your flannel |
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Jesus never spilled the wine upon his sandal |
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People probably never asked him... |
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[Hook] |
