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Good morning Miss, can I help you son? |
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Sixteen today and up for fun |
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I'm a big boy now or so they say |
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So if you'll serve I'll be on my way |
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Box of balloons with the feather-light touch |
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Pack of party-poppers that pop in the night |
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A toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin |
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Miss Clay on all corners has just walked in |
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Welcome to the house of fun |
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Now I've come of age |
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Welcome to the house of fun |
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Welcome to the lion's den |
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Temptation's on his way |
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Welcome to the house of |
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No no no Miss, you misunderstood |
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Sixteen big boy, full pint in my manhood |
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I'm up to date and the date's today |
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So if you'll serve I'll be on my way |
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Welcome to the house of fun |
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Now I've come of age |
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Welcome to the lion's den |
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Temptation's on his way |
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Welcome to the house of fun |
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I'm sorry son but we don't stock |
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Party gimmicks in this shop |
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Try the house of fun, it's quicker if you run |
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This is a chemist's, not a joke shop |
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Party hats, simple enough clear |
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Comprehend savvy understand, do you hear? |
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A pack of party hats with the colored tips |
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Too late, gorgon heard gossip |
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Well, hello Joe, hello Miss Clay |
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Many happy returns from the day |
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Welcome to the house of fun |
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Now I've come of age |
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Welcome to the house of fun |
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Welcome to the lion's den |
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Temptation's on his way |
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Welcome to the house of fun |
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Welcome to the house of fun |
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Now I've come of age |
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Welcome to the house of fun |
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Welcome to the lion's den |
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Temptation's on his way |
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Welcome to the house of fun |
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Welcome to the house of fun |
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Now I've come of age |
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Welcome to the house of fun |
