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She drove South, I-95, straight through Carolina. |
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She didn't use no damn map to find her way. |
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She pulled off on a state route just north of Charlotte, |
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An' took mostly county roads the rest of the day. |
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She said: "I'll give him an intentional heartache: |
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"That'll hurt a lot worse than the one that he left in me. |
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"Would you all step back so a girl might could get started, |
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"Then he won't have to look twice to see." |
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She drove up across the yard and through his Momma's garden. |
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Didn't touch the brakes, slammed right into his Chevrolet. |
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Tossed out his clothes, boots, Bud-cap and signed Dale Jr. poster, |
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Then shot the whole mess neon green with a can of DuPont spray. |
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She said: "I'll give him an intentional heartache: |
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"That'll hurt a lot worse than the one that he left in me. |
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"Would you all step back so a girl might could get started, |
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"Then he won't have to look twice to see." |
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Instrumental break. |
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She said: "I'll give you an intentional heartache: |
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"That'll hurt a lot worse than the one that you left in me. |
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"And tell your little tramp to step back, so your new ex-wife can get started, |
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"And you won't have to look twice to see." |
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"Just watch this." |
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Then she sprayed that Bud cap bright green. |
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Said: "Connie, put that can of spray paint down." |
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"Just watch this." |
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Then she pulled them Nocona boots out, sprayed them neon too. |
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"Put the can down, Connie." |
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She give it hell with that can of spray paint. |
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He kept yelling at her: "Just put the can down." |
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An' she sprayed him. |
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Then she just did a little dance on top of that Dale Jr. poster, |
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Just kind of a hoochie coochie. |
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"All right Connie." He said. "I saw you, Connie, now put it down." |
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"Just watch this." |
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Run over to the passenger side of that, that Monte Carlo, |
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And she sprayed: "Tramp" on the firewall fender. |
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So his Momma went back into the house. |
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She tried to call her sister: what was that girls name? |
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She said you gotta come get this girl. Nancy, I think. |
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"She said watch this." |
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Said: "Lookee here, lookee here, watch this." |
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She run that girl back up on the porch. |
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She said: "Dammit," screamin' at her: "Tramp." |
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Oh yeah, she give him an intentional heartache. |
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"All right, all right, Connie, I heard you." |
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His Momma was crying in there on the 'phone. |
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His Daddy said: "I told you that girl was gonna get like that. |
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She said: "Watch this, here." |
