| 歌曲 | The Girl for You |
| 歌手 | Zachary Levi |
| 歌手 | YoungStar |
| 歌手 | YoungStar |
| 歌手 | YoungStar |
| 歌手 | YoungStar |
| 歌手 | YoungStar |
| 专辑 | First Date |
| [00:00.0] | AARON |
| [00:00.26] | Should we continue playing Jewish Geography? 'Cause I can give you like ten more names |
| [00:03.61] | CASEY |
| [00:03.79] | We can! I am good at this game |
| [00:05.82] | Even if I'm not a Jew |
| [00:07.1] | JEWISH CHORUS |
| [00:08.54] | Oy vey! Oy vey! |
| [00:16.77] | AARON |
| [00:17.40] | I'm sorry, what did you just say? |
| [00:18.97] | CASEY |
| [00:19.80] | I said, I'm not a Jew |
| [00:21.13] | JEWISH CHORUS |
| [00:22.52] | Oy vey! Oy vey! |
| [00:28.30] | JEWISH CHORUS |
| [00:29.27] | This isn't the girl for you |
| [00:35.78] | This isn't the girl for you |
| [00:42.41] | Dai dai dai dai dai dai |
| [00:44.73] | Dai dai |
| [00:45.42] | Dai dai dai dai dai dai |
| [00:48.1] | Dai |
| [00:50.41] | This isn't the girl for you |
| [00:58.94] | GRANDMA IDA |
| [00:59.69] | Aaron, bubalah!! |
| [01:02.0] | AARON |
| [01:02.2] | Grandma Ida, is that you? |
| [01:03.7] | GRANDMA IDA |
| [01:03.53] | That's right! |
| [01:04.89] | AARON |
| [01:05.10] | What are you doing here? You're dead |
| [01:07.28] | I was busy praying |
| [01:08.81] | At my temple in the sky |
| [01:10.13] | When I got an urgent message |
| [01:12.20] | That came straight from adonai! |
| [01:13.75] | He said, "Ida, it's your grandson |
| [01:15.67] | He is acting out of line |
| [01:17.17] | 'Cause he's dating Casey Clark |
| [01:18.98] | Instead of dating Sarah Stein!" |
| [01:20.63] | I begged, "Yahweh, send me to him! |
| [01:22.47] | I have wisdom to impart! |
| [01:24.12] | Plus my grandson Aaron loves me, |
| [01:25.85] | And he'd never break my heart |
| [01:27.53] | I can make the pischer understand |
| [01:29.62] | The error of his ways |
| [01:31.5] | Even I once schtupped a schvartza |
| [01:32.96] | It was just a passing phase!" |
| [01:34.69] | JEWISH CHORUS |
| [01:34.84] | Eh, the schvartza was a phase! |
| [01:36.8] | GRANDMA IDA |
| [01:36.50] | So listen to me, boychik |
| [01:38.0] | You're a mensch who's been endowed |
| [01:39.77] | With brains and looks and talent - |
| [01:41.54] | I could plotz, I'm just so proud! |
| [01:43.32] | But though I cut you slack |
| [01:44.74] | When you did not return my calls, |
| [01:46.79] | If you wed this little tsatskeleh |
| [01:48.59] | I'll break your matzah *****! |
| [01:50.22] | JEWISH CHORUS |
| [01:50.27] | This isn't the girl for you! - Oy oy oy! |
| [01:53.79] | This isn't the girl for you! - a goy goy goy! |
| [01:57.37] | GRANDMA IDA |
| [01:57.51] | She considers jesus boss |
| [01:58.8] | And thinks you nailed him to the cross! |
| [02:00.00] | GRANDMA IDA & JEWISH CHORUS |
| [02:01.27] | This isn't the girl for you! |
| [02:05.82] | Not for you, not for you - hey! |
| [02:08.97] | Not for you - hey! |
| [02:10.49] | She's not for you! |
| [02:11.61] | CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER |
| [02:11.92] | Aaron? |
| [02:12.80] | AARON |
| [02:13.60] | Whoa! And who are you? |
| [02:15.60] | CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER |
| [02:15.81] | I'm Casey's father!Her very disapproving, |
| [02:18.83] | very Christian father! And Aaron |
| [02:22.65] | CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER |
| [02:23.8] | You are ruining my daughter's life |
| [02:26.41] | Never thought my baby'd be a hebrew's wife |
| [02:30.6] | Why would people called |
| [02:31.85] | "The chosen ones" |
| [02:32.9] | Choose to wear strange hats |
| [02:34.81] | And circumcise their sons? |
| [02:36.70] | CHURCH CHOIR & GRANDMA IDA |
| [02:37.6] | Circumcise their sons! |
| [02:38.72] | CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER |
| [02:39.3] | You don't know the holy trinity |
| [02:41.57] | Or the joy felt when you trim a christmas tree |
| [02:45.57] | And since you cannot sing "The first noel" |
| [02:48.96] | Jesus christ won't save you |
| [02:50.64] | From the gates of hell |
| [02:52.44] | CHURCH CHOIR & GRANDMA IDA |
| [02:52.61] | You'll go straight to hell! |
| [02:54.36] | Hallelujah! |
| [02:55.72] | CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER |
| [02:55.90] | Every angel sings for the easter bunny |
| [02:59.22] | And the eggs he brings |
| [03:01.13] | CHURCH CHOIR & GRANDMA IDA |
| [03:01.45] | Hallelujah! |
| [03:02.64] | CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER |
| [03:02.80] | Christians pass the test |
| [03:04.40] | We are not semitic |
| [03:06.34] | Therefore we are blessed |
| [03:07.65] | EVERYONE |
| [03:08.4] | This isn't the girl for you |
| [03:10.16] | CHURCH CHOIR |
| [03:10.36] | Ahhh! |
| [03:11.48] | EVERYONE |
| [03:11.86] | This isn't the girl for you |
| [03:13.77] | CHURCH CHOIR |
| [03:13.91] | Ahhh! |
| [03:15.2] | CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER |
| [03:15.10] | How can I stay cool and calm |
| [03:16.71] | When you don't praise the virgin mom? |
| [03:18.72] | EVERYONE |
| [03:19.26] | This isn't the girl for you! |
| [03:23.45] | AARON'S FUTURE SON |
| [03:23.67] | Yo, Dad, whatsup? |
| [03:25.68] | AARON |
| [03:26.10] | Uhh, I'm sorry - "Dad"? |
| [03:28.18] | AARON'S FUTURE SON |
| [03:28.24] | What, you don't recognize me? |
| [03:29.81] | I'm yours and Casey's future son |
| [03:31.68] | And I'm, like, beyond messed up So - thanks for that |
| [03:34.21] | You got me so confused |
| [03:36.72] | I don't know which way to choose |
| [03:38.27] | Do I celebrate christmas or chanukan? |
| [03:40.29] | Either way, I lose |
| [03:41.63] | 'Cause I don't know what to believe in |
| [03:43.38] | With the mixed signals I'm receivin' |
| [03:44.97] | Now, I don't fit into a box |
| [03:46.44] | I'm strung out with doubt and I can't detox |
| [03:48.38] | Should I live life for the moment? |
| [03:49.99] | Or should I kneel and repent? |
| [03:51.63] | Do I believe the messiah's comin' |
| [03:53.53] | Or came and went? |
| [03:54.93] | I'm stuck and It's ****in' depressin' |
| [03:57.11] | From all this perpetual guessin' |
| [03:58.54] | Don't mean to be preachy |
| [03:59.70] | But like nietzsche the nihilist |
| [04:01.68] | I'm thinkin' that God don't exist |
| [04:03.65] | Do I cry at schindler's list |
| [04:04.92] | Or weep at the passion of the Christ?! |
| [04:06.53] | Both! |
| [04:06.94] | Should I shop retail |
| [04:07.93] | When there is no sale |
| [04:08.66] | Or kvetch that It's all overpriced?! |
| [04:10.18] | I'm gonna haunt you like a poltergeist! |
| [04:12.13] | My whole identity you're sacrieiced! |
| [04:13.83] | EVERYONE |
| [04:14.0] | Why didn't you use a ******?! |
| [04:15.73] | GRANDMA IDA |
| [04:16.8] | Aaron |
| [04:28.81] | EVERYONE |
| [04:32.7] | This isn't the girl for you! |
| [04:34.20] | AARON'S FUTURE SON |
| [04:34.42] | Not not for you! |
| [04:35.46] | EVERYONE |
| [04:35.65] | This isn't the girl for you! |
| [04:37.72] | AARON'S FUTURE SON |
| [04:37.89] | So true! So true! |
| [04:38.66] | Six thousand years of history |
| [04:40.48] | Are restin' on your head |
| [04:41.94] | GRANDMA IDA |
| [04:42.81] | If you married her |
| [04:42.86] | You'd kill me were I not already dead! |
| [04:45.32] | CASEY'S CHRISTIAN FATHER |
| [04:45.49] | I won't have my grandkids raised on bagels, |
| [04:47.42] | Lox and cream cheese spread |
| [04:49.13] | GRANDMA IDA & CASEY'S Christian father |
| [04:49.38] | Now let's review |
| [04:50.11] | AARON'S FUTURE SON |
| [04:50.27] | She's not a jew! |
| [04:51.11] | EVERYONE |
| [04:51.28] | So this isn't the girl for you! |
| [04:56.96] | GRANDMA IDA |
| [04:57.12] | A shayna maydl but she doesn't spin the dreidel! |
| [04:59.67] | EVERYONE |
| [05:00.26] | So this isn't the girl for you! Hey! |
| [00:00.0] | yà lún |
| [00:00.26] | wǒ men yào jì xù wán yóu tài dì lǐ ma? yóu tài rén chū cì jiàn miàn wán de yóu xì |
| yīn wèi wǒ hái kě yǐ shuō chū shí gè yǐ shàng de dì míng | |
| [00:03.61] | kǎi qiàn |
| [00:03.79] | xíng a! wǒ wán zhè gè hěn zài háng |
| [00:05.82] | jí biàn wǒ bú shì yóu tài rén |
| [00:07.1] | yóu tài hé chàng tuán |
| [00:08.54] | āi yā! tiān na! yóu tài rén biǎo jǔ sàng de gǎn tàn cí |
| [00:16.77] | yà lún |
| [00:17.40] | bào qiàn, nǐ shuō shí mǒ? |
| [00:18.97] | kǎi qiàn |
| [00:19.80] | wǒ shuō, wǒ bú shì gè yóu tài rén |
| [00:21.13] | hé chàng tuán |
| [00:22.52] | āi yā! tiān na! |
| [00:28.30] | hé chàng tuán |
| [00:29.27] | zhè gè nǚ hái bù shì hé nǐ |
| [00:35.78] | zhè gè nǚ hái bù shì hé nǐ |
| [00:42.41] | dā dā dā dā dā |
| [00:44.73] | dā dā |
| [00:45.42] | dā dā dā dā dā |
| [00:48.1] | dā |
| [00:50.41] | zhè gè nǚ hái bù shì hé nǐ |
| [00:58.94] | ài dá nǎi nǎi |
| [00:59.69] | yà lún zǐ! |
| [01:02.0] | yà lún |
| [01:02.2] | ài dá nǎi nǎi, shì nǐ ma? |
| [01:03.53] | zhèng shì! |
| [01:03.7] | ài dá nǎi nǎi |
| [01:04.89] | yà lún |
| [01:05.10] | nín zài zhè ér gàn shà? nín bú shì qù shì le me |
| [01:07.28] | wǒ zhèng máng zhe qí dǎo |
| [01:08.81] | zài tiān táng de miào lǐ |
| [01:10.13] | gāng gāng shàng dì gěi wǒ sòng lái le |
| [01:12.20] | jǐn jí de xiāo xī |
| [01:13.75] | tā shuō:" ài dá ya, nǐ sūn zi tā |
| [01:15.67] | tā bù tīng huà ya |
| [01:17.17] | yīn wèi tā zài hé Casey Clark yuē huì |
| [01:18.98] | ér bú shì Sarah Stein!" |
| [01:20.63] | wǒ qiú shàng dì:" ràng wǒ qù jiàn tā! |
| [01:22.47] | wǒ qù jiào xùn zhè xiǎo zi! |
| [01:24.12] | zài shuō wǒ sūn zi a lún tā ài wǒ |
| [01:25.85] | cóng lái bù ràng wǒ shāng xīn |
| [01:27.53] | wǒ huì ràng zhè mí tú gāo yáng |
| [01:29.62] | yì shí dào cuò wù |
| [01:31.5] | lián wǒ yǒu yī cì kàn jiàn gè hēi mèi |
| [01:32.96] | yě dōu guò qù le |
| [01:34.69] | yóu tài hé chàng tuán |
| [01:34.84] | , hēi mèi shì lì shǐ jiē duàn la |
| [01:36.50] | suǒ yǐ, tīng zhe, xiǎo zi |
| [01:36.8] | ài dá nǎi nǎi |
| [01:38.0] | nǐ shì gè tiān shēng de wàn rén mí |
| [01:39.77] | cōng míng shuài qì yòu yǒu cái |
| [01:41.54] | wǒ chāo chāo chāo wèi nǐ jiāo ào der! |
| [01:43.32] | suī rán wǒ kě yǐ ráo le nǐ |
| [01:44.74] | bù jiē wǒ diàn huà zhè shì ér |
| [01:46.79] | dàn rú guǒ nǐ hé zhè gè xiǎo jié hūn |
| [01:48.59] | wǒ kěn dìng niē suì nǐ de |
| [01:50.22] | hé chàng tuán |
| [01:50.27] | zhè gè nǚ hái bù shì hé nǐ! tiān na tiān na! |
| [01:53.79] | zhè gè nǚ hái bù shì hé nǐ! tiān na tiān na! |
| [01:57.37] | ài dá nǎi nǎi |
| [01:57.51] | tā bǎ shàng dì dāng lǎo bǎn |
| [01:58.8] | jué de nǐ shì dīng sǐ tā de rén |
| [02:00.00] | nǎi nǎi hé chàng tuán |
| [02:01.27] | zhè gè nǚ hái bù shì hé nǐ! |
| [02:05.82] | nǐ liǎ bù xíng, bù xíng, hēi! |
| [02:08.97] | jiù shì bù xíng! |
| [02:10.49] | tā bù shì hé nǐ! |
| [02:11.61] | kǎi qiàn de jī dū tú fù qīn |
| [02:11.92] | yà lún? |
| [02:12.80] | yà lún |
| [02:13.60] | ó yō! nǐ shì shuí? |
| [02:15.60] | kǎi bà |
| [02:15.81] | wǒ shì kǎi qiàn de fù qīn! |
| [02:18.83] | hěn shī wàng ér qiě xìn jī dū de fù qīn! ér qiě yà lún |
| [02:22.65] | kǎi bà |
| [02:23.8] | nǐ yào huǐ le wǒ nǚ ér yī bèi zi a |
| [02:26.41] | wǒ cóng méi xiǎng guò wǒ de bǎo bèi chéng le yóu tài tú de qī zǐ |
| [02:30.6] | wèi shí me rén men shuō |
| [02:31.85] | " bèi xuǎn zhòng de rén" |
| [02:32.9] | huì xuǎn zé dài qí guài de mào zi |
| [02:34.81] | ér qiě gěi ér zi xíng gē lǐ |
| [02:36.70] | hé chàng tuán nǎi nǎi |
| [02:37.6] | gěi ér zi xíng gē lǐ! |
| [02:38.72] | kǎi bà |
| [02:39.3] | nǐ men bù dǒng sān wèi yī tǐ |
| [02:41.57] | yě bù dǒng xiū jiǎn shèng dàn shù de kuài lè |
| [02:45.57] | ér qiě jì rán nǐ bú huì chàng dì yī shǒu shèng dàn sòng |
| [02:48.96] | yē sū yě bú huì cóng dì yù zhōng |
| [02:50.64] | zhěng jiù nǐ |
| [02:52.44] | hé chàng tuán nǎi nǎi |
| [02:52.61] | nǐ huì xià dì yù! |
| [02:54.36] | hā lì lù yà! |
| [02:55.72] | kǎi bà |
| [02:55.90] | měi gè tiān shǐ dōu wèi fù huó jié de tù zi gē chàng |
| [02:59.22] | tā hái dài lái cǎi dàn |
| [03:01.13] | hé chàng tuán nǎi nǎi |
| [03:01.45] | hā lì lù yà! |
| [03:02.64] | kǎi bà |
| [03:02.80] | jī dū tú tōng guò le kǎo yàn |
| [03:04.40] | wǒ men bú shì shǎn mǐ tè rén |
| [03:06.34] | yīn cǐ wǒ men bèi shàng dì zhù fú |
| [03:07.65] | qí |
| [03:08.4] | zhè gè nǚ hái bù shì hé nǐ |
| [03:10.16] | hé chàng tuán |
| [03:10.36] | ā hā hā! |
| [03:11.48] | qí |
| [03:11.86] | zhè gè nǚ hái bù shì hé nǐ |
| [03:13.77] | hé chàng tuán |
| [03:13.91] | ā hā hā! |
| [03:15.10] | wǒ gāi rú hé bǎo chí lěng jìng |
| [03:15.2] | kǎi bà |
| [03:16.71] | rú guǒ nǐ bù dǒng de zàn sòng shèng mǔ |
| [03:18.72] | qí |
| [03:19.26] | zhè gè nǚ hái bù shì hé nǐ! |
| [03:23.45] | yà lún wèi lái de ér zi |
| [03:23.67] | yō, lǎo bà, nǐ hǎo ya? |
| [03:25.68] | yà lún |
| [03:26.10] | è, bào qiàn, nǐ jiào wǒ bà? |
| [03:28.18] | yà lún wèi lái de ér zi |
| [03:28.24] | shén me? nǐ bù rèn de wǒ la? |
| [03:29.81] | wǒ shì nǐ hé kǎi qiàn wèi lái de ér zi |
| [03:31.68] | wǒ xiàn zài luàn qī bā zāo, zhēn shì tuō nǐ de fú |
| [03:34.21] | nǐ ràng wǒ hěn hùn luàn |
| [03:36.72] | wǒ bù zhī dào gāi xuǎn nǎ tiáo lù |
| [03:38.27] | wǒ yīng gāi guò shèng dàn jié hái shì guāng míng jié? |
| [03:40.29] | bù guǎn nǎ yī ge, wǒ dōu hěn shī bài |
| [03:41.63] | yīn wèi wǒ méi yǒu xìn yǎng |
| [03:43.38] | tài duō xìn xī hùn zài yì qǐ |
| [03:44.97] | xiàn zài, wǒ tài kùn rǎo le |
| [03:46.44] | jīng shén huǎng hū háo wú bàn fǎ |
| [03:48.38] | wǒ gāi huó zài dāng xià? |
| [03:49.99] | hái shì guì xià chàn huǐ? |
| [03:51.63] | wǒ gāi xiāng xìn mí sā de jiàng lín |
| [03:53.53] | hái shì xiāng xìn dé ér fù shī |
| [03:54.93] | wǒ xiàn rù yì yù |
| [03:57.11] | jiù yīn wèi zhè yǒng héng de wèn tí |
| [03:58.54] | bú shì shuō jiào de yì sī |
| [03:59.70] | dàn jiù xiàng ní cǎi nà yàng de xū wú zhǔ yì zhě |
| [04:01.68] | wǒ xiǎng shàng dì yīng gāi bù cún zài |
| [04:03.65] | wǒ shì fǒu gāi xiàng xīn dé lēi de míng dān nà yàng kū qì |
| [04:04.92] | hái shì wèi jī dū liú xià rè lèi le |
| [04:06.53] | dōu yào! |
| [04:06.94] | wǒ gāi cóng shāng diàn mǎi |
| [04:07.93] | bù dǎ shé de shāng pǐn |
| [04:08.66] | hái shì bào yuàn tài guì |
| [04:10.18] | wǒ jiù yào xiàng gè è zuò jù yí yàng chán zhe nǐ! |
| [04:12.13] | wǒ de zhěng gè shēn fèn bèi nǐ huǐ diào le! |
| [04:13.83] | qí |
| [04:14.0] | nǐ wèi shà bù yòng tào? |
| [04:15.73] | ài dá nǎi nǎi |
| [04:16.8] | yà lún |
| [04:28.81] | qí |
| [04:32.7] | zhè gè nǚ hái bù shì hé nǐ! |
| [04:34.20] | kǎi bà |
| [04:34.42] | bù shì hé nǐ! |
| [04:35.46] | qí |
| [04:35.65] | zhè gè nǚ hái bù shì hé nǐ! |
| [04:37.72] | yà lún wèi lái de ér zi |
| [04:37.89] | jiù shì! jiù shì! |
| [04:38.66] | liù qiān nián de lì shǐ |
| [04:40.48] | xuán zài nǐ tóu dǐng |
| [04:41.94] | ài dá nǎi nǎi |
| [04:42.81] | yào bú shì wǒ zǎo sǐ le |
| [04:42.86] | nǐ hé tā jié hūn jiù dé bǎ wǒ qì sǐ |
| [04:45.32] | kǎi bà |
| [04:45.49] | wǒ jù jué wǒ wài sūn chī bǎi jí bǐng |
| [04:47.42] | xūn guī yú hé nǎi yóu gān lào |
| [04:49.13] | ài dá nǎi nǎi kǎi qiàn |
| [04:49.38] | lái fù xí yī xià |
| [04:50.11] | yà lún wèi lái de ér zi |
| [04:50.27] | tā bú shì yóu tài rén! |
| [04:51.11] | qí |
| [04:51.28] | suǒ yǐ tā bù shì hé nǐ! |
| [04:56.96] | ài dá nǎi nǎi |
| [04:57.12] | shì gè piào liàng nǚ hái dàn bú shì yóu tài rén |
| [04:59.67] | qí |
| [05:00.26] | suǒ yǐ tā bù shì hé nǐ! hēi! |