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Last night I told ya I loved ya |
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Woke up blamed it on the Vodka |
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I genuinely thought I was dyin' |
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And I could see that smile you were hiding |
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Last night I told ya I need ya |
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That's the last time I drink tequila |
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Super lemon and his psychic sulking |
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I start cryin' and verbally assaulting |
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Last night I asked you to marry me |
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That's when I remembered the brandy |
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I wake up and claim I didn't say it |
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Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas |
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Wish I could stop and I'm not joking |
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Drinking too much and socially smoking |
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Wish I could stop, start to behave and |
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Wake up in the morning and never miss a day again |
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Last night police had to frisk me |
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In the cells thanks to bells fine whiskey |
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Whoops, I think I said too much like |
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Do u like my bracelets |
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Oh wait, there handcuffs |
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So last night I said I want your babies |
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Forget that ice is much nicer than baileys |
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I drink that much that I forget |
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Of every embarrassing thing that I say next |
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He said I got on one knee and there's no way |
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Unless I've been drinking |
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Oh yeah, roseys |
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Sailor jerrys why d'ya think I drunk a ship full |
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Please, please someone provide me a dis bro |
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Last night I called you a loser |
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I think that was after flamin' Zambooka |
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I shouted at you "do me a favour" |
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And that's when I fell off the pavement |
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Wish I could stop and I'm not joking |
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Drinking too much and socially smoking |
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Wish I could stop, start to behave and |
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Then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again |
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'cos I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth |
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Wake up in the morning and be in my own house |
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Do a last shot and know when to stop |
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No more photos on Facebook of me doing the robot |
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Know when to leave and when to lock my front door |
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Start waking up and cheesing in a bed full of people |
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Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend |
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But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend |
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I wish I could stop cos I'm not joking |
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I love drinking too much and socially smoking |
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I don't really want to learn to behave amen |
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And I, hey, just missed another day again |
