| [00:01.800] | Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings |
| [00:05.140] | But I'm only going to get this one chance(Six minutes, six minutes) |
| [00:10.020] | Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) |
| [00:11.860] | Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what |
| [00:18.150] | If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble – big trouble – and if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances |
| [00:24.720] | You were just what the doctor ordered |
| [00:26.360] | I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God |
| [00:29.170] | All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod |
| [00:32.610] | Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? |
| [00:35.860] | They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot |
| [00:38.320] | But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes |
| [00:40.520] | I got a laptop in my back pocket |
| [00:42.280] | My pen'll go off when I half cock it |
| [00:43.870] | Got a fat knot from that rap profit |
| [00:45.340] | Made a living and a killing off it |
| [00:46.730] | Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office |
| [00:48.330] | With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nutsack |
| [00:50.230] | I'm an MC still as honest |
| [00:51.710] | But as rude and indecent as all hell |
| [00:53.120] | Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with) |
| [00:54.860] | This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop |
| [00:56.240] | You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappity-rap |
| [00:58.780] | Packing a mack in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack |
| [01:01.740] | And at the exact same time |
| [01:02.860] | I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that |
| [01:04.780] | I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table |
| [01:06.260] | Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half |
| [01:08.250] | Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact |
| [01:11.800] | How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack |
| [01:15.010] | Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxi-Pad |
| [01:17.160] | It's actually disastrously bad for the wack |
| [01:19.160] | while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah |
| [01:21.100] | Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God |
| [01:24.540] | All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod |
| [01:27.710] | Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? |
| [01:30.950] | Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard |
| [01:34.200] | Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got |
| [01:37.520] | Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance |
| [01:40.030] | Everybody loves to root for a nuisance |
| [01:41.680] | Hit the earth like an asteroid, and did nothing but shoot for the moon since (PPEEYOOM) |
| [01:44.720] | MC's get taken to school with this music |
| [01:46.480] | Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'bus the rhyme' |
| [01:48.140] | Now I lead a new school full of students |
| [01:50.180] | Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-W-A., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim |
| [01:56.240] | Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and being in a position |
| [01:59.420] | To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n' |
| [02:02.960] | Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames |
| [02:06.120] | Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame |
| [02:09.040] | On the wall of shame |
| [02:10.250] | You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames |
| [02:13.310] | Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking? |
| [02:16.320] | Little gay looking boy |
| [02:17.510] | So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy |
| [02:19.550] | You witnessing a massacre |
| [02:20.780] | Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy |
| [02:22.910] | Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy |
| [02:26.130] | You get a thumbs up, pat on the back |
| [02:27.580] | And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy |
| [02:29.280] | Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy? |
| [02:30.920] | I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy |
| [02:32.500] | I'mma work for everything I have |
| [02:33.960] | Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy |
| [02:35.750] | Basically boy you're never gonna be capable |
| [02:37.780] | To keep up with the same pace looking boy |
| [02:39.090] | Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God |
| [02:42.360] | All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod |
| [02:45.520] | The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar |
| [02:48.720] | Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God |
| [02:51.480] | Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard |
| [02:55.200] | So you be Thor and I'll be Odin |
| [02:56.840] | You rodent, I'm omnipotent |
| [02:58.980] | Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin' |
| [03:01.880] | And I should not be woken |
| [03:03.840] | I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating |
| [03:07.010] | But I got your mom deep throating |
| [03:08.570] | I'm out my ramen noodle |
| [03:09.850] | We have nothing in common, poodle |
| [03:11.450] | I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil |
| [03:15.000] | It's me, my honesty's brutal |
| [03:17.720] | But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though |
| [03:20.580] | For good at least once in a while |
| [03:21.980] | So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle |
| [03:24.520] | Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times |
| [03:27.720] | But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned |
| [03:30.880] | Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime |
| [03:33.250] | I know there was a time where once I |
| [03:35.010] | Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind |
| [03:38.230] | So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine |
| [03:40.280] | Appeal with the skin color of mine |
| [03:42.150] | You get too big and here they come trying to censor you |
| [03:44.550] | Like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP |
| [03:47.260] | One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine |
| [03:50.090] | Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine |
| [03:53.870] | See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal |
| [03:59.960] | You're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though |
| [04:01.990] | And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for |
| [04:04.190] | You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows |
| [04:06.730] | You're like normal, fuck being normal |
| [04:08.520] | And I just bought a new Raygun from the future |
| [04:10.570] | To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad |
| [04:13.100] | Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether’s pad |
| [04:15.050] | Singin' to a man while they played piano |
| [04:16.580] | Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel |
| [04:19.740] | So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day |
| [04:22.550] | ''Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you'' |
| [04:23.770] | Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) |
| [04:25.920] | Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human |
| [04:28.030] | What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman |
| [04:29.300] | Innovative and I'm made of rubber |
| [04:30.440] | So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you |
| [04:32.500] | I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating |
| [04:34.110] | How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating |
| [04:35.740] | Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting |
| [04:37.640] | For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating |
| [04:39.200] | Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated |
| [04:40.470] | I make elevating music, you make elevator music |
| [04:42.700] | Oh, he's too mainstream |
| [04:43.780] | Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it |
| [04:46.090] | It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it |
| [04:48.710] | With rock, shock rap with Doc |
| [04:50.720] | Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it |
| [04:52.600] | I don't know how to make songs like that |
| [04:53.920] | I don't know what words to use |
| [04:55.410] | Let me know when it occurs to you |
| [04:56.790] | While I’m ripping any one of these verses diverse as you |
| [04:58.410] | It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently hurtin' you |
| [05:00.090] | How many verses I gotta murder to prove |
| [05:01.580] | That if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too |
| [05:05.230] | School flunkie, pill junky |
| [05:07.390] | But look at the accolades the skills brung me |
| [05:09.940] | Full of myself, but still hungry |
| [05:11.810] | I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to |
| [05:14.630] | And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues |
| [05:18.270] | But it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you |
| [05:20.060] | I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat |
| [05:23.710] | Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky |
| [05:26.210] | But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling |
| [05:29.940] | Angels fight with devils, here's what they want from me |
| [05:33.460] | They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate |
| [05:35.220] | But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had |
| [05:37.340] | Then you may be a little patient and more symphatetic to the situation |
| [05:40.200] | And understand the discrimation |
| [05:42.200] | But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then |
| [05:45.070] | But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? |
| [05:48.740] | Don't mistake it for Satan |
| [05:49.980] | It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas |
| [05:52.020] | And take a vacation to trip a broad |
| [05:53.950] | And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard |
| [05:56.670] | Be a king? Think not—why be a king when you can be a God? |
| [00:01.800] | Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings |
| [00:05.140] | But I' m only going to get this one chance Six minutes, six minutes |
| [00:10.020] | Something' s wrong, I can feel it Six minutes, Slim Shady, you' re on |
| [00:11.860] | Just a feeling I' ve got, like something' s about to happen, but I don' t know what |
| [00:18.150] | If that means, what I think it means, we' re in trouble big trouble and if he is as bananas as you say, I' m not taking any chances |
| [00:24.720] | You were just what the doctor ordered |
| [00:26.360] | I' m beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God |
| [00:29.170] | All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod |
| [00:32.610] | Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? |
| [00:35.860] | They said I rap like a robot, so call me rapbot |
| [00:38.320] | But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes |
| [00:40.520] | I got a laptop in my back pocket |
| [00:42.280] | My pen' ll go off when I half cock it |
| [00:43.870] | Got a fat knot from that rap profit |
| [00:45.340] | Made a living and a killing off it |
| [00:46.730] | Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office |
| [00:48.330] | With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nutsack |
| [00:50.230] | I' m an MC still as honest |
| [00:51.710] | But as rude and indecent as all hell |
| [00:53.120] | Syllables, skillaholic Kill ' em all with |
| [00:54.860] | This flippity, dippityhippity hiphop |
| [00:56.240] | You don' t really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappityrap |
| [00:58.780] | Packing a mack in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, crap, yapyap, yacketyyack |
| [01:01.740] | And at the exact same time |
| [01:02.860] | I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I' m practicing that |
| [01:04.780] | I' ll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table |
| [01:06.260] | Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half |
| [01:08.250] | Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact |
| [01:11.800] | How could I not blow? All I do is drop Fbombs, feel my wrath of attack |
| [01:15.010] | Rappers are having a rough time period, here' s a MaxiPad |
| [01:17.160] | It' s actually disastrously bad for the wack |
| [01:19.160] | while I' m masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah |
| [01:21.100] | Cause I' m beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God |
| [01:24.540] | All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod |
| [01:27.710] | Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? |
| [01:30.950] | Let me show you maintaining this shit ain' t that hard, that hard |
| [01:34.200] | Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got |
| [01:37.520] | Well, to be truthful the blueprint' s simply rage and youthful exuberance |
| [01:40.030] | Everybody loves to root for a nuisance |
| [01:41.680] | Hit the earth like an asteroid, and did nothing but shoot for the moon since PPEEYOOM |
| [01:44.720] | MC' s get taken to school with this music |
| [01:46.480] | Cause I use it as a vehicle to ' bus the rhyme' |
| [01:48.140] | Now I lead a new school full of students |
| [01:50.180] | Me? I' m a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac NWA., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim |
| [01:56.240] | Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and being in a position |
| [01:59.420] | To meet RunD. M. C. and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n' |
| [02:02.960] | Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames |
| [02:06.120] | Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame |
| [02:09.040] | On the wall of shame |
| [02:10.250] | You fags think it' s all a game ' til I walk a flock of flames |
| [02:13.310] | Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking? |
| [02:16.320] | Little gay looking boy |
| [02:17.510] | So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy |
| [02:19.550] | You witnessing a massacre |
| [02:20.780] | Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy |
| [02:22.910] | Oy vey, that boy' s gay, that' s all they say looking boy |
| [02:26.130] | You get a thumbs up, pat on the back |
| [02:27.580] | And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy |
| [02:29.280] | Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy? |
| [02:30.920] | I got a " hell yeah" from Dre looking boy |
| [02:32.500] | I' mma work for everything I have |
| [02:33.960] | Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy |
| [02:35.750] | Basically boy you' re never gonna be capable |
| [02:37.780] | To keep up with the same pace looking boy |
| [02:39.090] | Cause I' m beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God |
| [02:42.360] | All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod |
| [02:45.520] | The way I' m racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar |
| [02:48.720] | Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God |
| [02:51.480] | Kneel before General Zod this planet' s Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard |
| [02:55.200] | So you be Thor and I' ll be Odin |
| [02:56.840] | You rodent, I' m omnipotent |
| [02:58.980] | Let off then I' m reloading immediately with these bombs I' m totin' |
| [03:01.880] | And I should not be woken |
| [03:03.840] | I' m the walking dead, but I' m just a talking head, a zombie floating |
| [03:07.010] | But I got your mom deep throating |
| [03:08.570] | I' m out my ramen noodle |
| [03:09.850] | We have nothing in common, poodle |
| [03:11.450] | I' m a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil |
| [03:15.000] | It' s me, my honesty' s brutal |
| [03:17.720] | But it' s honestly futile if I don' t utilize what I do though |
| [03:20.580] | For good at least once in a while |
| [03:21.980] | So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle |
| [03:24.520] | Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times |
| [03:27.720] | But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned |
| [03:30.880] | Rappers are hungry looking at me like it' s lunchtime |
| [03:33.250] | I know there was a time where once I |
| [03:35.010] | Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I' m on my Pharoahe Monch grind |
| [03:38.230] | So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine |
| [03:40.280] | Appeal with the skin color of mine |
| [03:42.150] | You get too big and here they come trying to censor you |
| [03:44.550] | Like that one line I said on " I' m Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP |
| [03:47.260] | One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine |
| [03:50.090] | Put ' em all in a line, add an AK47, a revolver and a nine |
| [03:53.870] | See if I get away with it now that I ain' t as big as I was, but I' ve Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal |
| [03:59.960] | You' re stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though |
| [04:01.990] | And I don' t know what the fuck that you rhyme for |
| [04:04.190] | You' re pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows |
| [04:06.730] | You' re like normal, fuck being normal |
| [04:08.520] | And I just bought a new Raygun from the future |
| [04:10.570] | To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad |
| [04:13.100] | Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether' s pad |
| [04:15.050] | Singin' to a man while they played piano |
| [04:16.580] | Man, oh man, that was a 24 7 special on the cable channel |
| [04:19.740] | So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day |
| [04:22.550] | '' Hey, Fab, I' mma kill you'' |
| [04:23.770] | Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, JJ Fad |
| [04:25.920] | Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I' m a human |
| [04:28.030] | What I gotta do to get it through to you I' m superhuman |
| [04:29.300] | Innovative and I' m made of rubber |
| [04:30.440] | So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it' ll glue to you |
| [04:32.500] | I' m never stating, more than never demonstrating |
| [04:34.110] | How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it' s levitating |
| [04:35.740] | Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting |
| [04:37.640] | For the day that they can say I fell off, they' d be celebrating |
| [04:39.200] | Cause I know the way to get ' em motivated |
| [04:40.470] | I make elevating music, you make elevator music |
| [04:42.700] | Oh, he' s too mainstream |
| [04:43.780] | Well, that' s what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it |
| [04:46.090] | It' s not hip hop, it' s pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it |
| [04:48.710] | With rock, shock rap with Doc |
| [04:50.720] | Throw on " Lose Yourself" and make ' em lose it |
| [04:52.600] | I don' t know how to make songs like that |
| [04:53.920] | I don' t know what words to use |
| [04:55.410] | Let me know when it occurs to you |
| [04:56.790] | While I' m ripping any one of these verses diverse as you |
| [04:58.410] | It' s curtains, I' m inadvertently hurtin' you |
| [05:00.090] | How many verses I gotta murder to prove |
| [05:01.580] | That if you' re half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too |
| [05:05.230] | School flunkie, pill junky |
| [05:07.390] | But look at the accolades the skills brung me |
| [05:09.940] | Full of myself, but still hungry |
| [05:11.810] | I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to |
| [05:14.630] | And I' m a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues |
| [05:18.270] | But it' s still tongue in cheek, fuck you |
| [05:20.060] | I' m drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I' m asleep in the front seat |
| [05:23.710] | Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky |
| [05:26.210] | But in my head there' s something I can feel tugging and struggling |
| [05:29.940] | Angels fight with devils, here' s what they want from me |
| [05:33.460] | They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate |
| [05:35.220] | But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had |
| [05:37.340] | Then you may be a little patient and more symphatetic to the situation |
| [05:40.200] | And understand the discrimation |
| [05:42.200] | But fuck it, life' s handing you lemons, make lemonade then |
| [05:45.070] | But if I can' t batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? |
| [05:48.740] | Don' t mistake it for Satan |
| [05:49.980] | It' s a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas |
| [05:52.020] | And take a vacation to trip a broad |
| [05:53.950] | And make her fall on her face and don' t be a retard |
| [05:56.670] | Be a king? Think not why be a king when you can be a God? |
| [00:01.800] | Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings |
| [00:05.140] | But I' m only going to get this one chance Six minutes, six minutes |
| [00:10.020] | Something' s wrong, I can feel it Six minutes, Slim Shady, you' re on |
| [00:11.860] | Just a feeling I' ve got, like something' s about to happen, but I don' t know what |
| [00:18.150] | If that means, what I think it means, we' re in trouble big trouble and if he is as bananas as you say, I' m not taking any chances |
| [00:24.720] | You were just what the doctor ordered |
| [00:26.360] | I' m beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God |
| [00:29.170] | All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod |
| [00:32.610] | Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? |
| [00:35.860] | They said I rap like a robot, so call me rapbot |
| [00:38.320] | But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes |
| [00:40.520] | I got a laptop in my back pocket |
| [00:42.280] | My pen' ll go off when I half cock it |
| [00:43.870] | Got a fat knot from that rap profit |
| [00:45.340] | Made a living and a killing off it |
| [00:46.730] | Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office |
| [00:48.330] | With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nutsack |
| [00:50.230] | I' m an MC still as honest |
| [00:51.710] | But as rude and indecent as all hell |
| [00:53.120] | Syllables, skillaholic Kill ' em all with |
| [00:54.860] | This flippity, dippityhippity hiphop |
| [00:56.240] | You don' t really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappityrap |
| [00:58.780] | Packing a mack in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, crap, yapyap, yacketyyack |
| [01:01.740] | And at the exact same time |
| [01:02.860] | I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I' m practicing that |
| [01:04.780] | I' ll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table |
| [01:06.260] | Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half |
| [01:08.250] | Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact |
| [01:11.800] | How could I not blow? All I do is drop Fbombs, feel my wrath of attack |
| [01:15.010] | Rappers are having a rough time period, here' s a MaxiPad |
| [01:17.160] | It' s actually disastrously bad for the wack |
| [01:19.160] | while I' m masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah |
| [01:21.100] | Cause I' m beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God |
| [01:24.540] | All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod |
| [01:27.710] | Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? |
| [01:30.950] | Let me show you maintaining this shit ain' t that hard, that hard |
| [01:34.200] | Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got |
| [01:37.520] | Well, to be truthful the blueprint' s simply rage and youthful exuberance |
| [01:40.030] | Everybody loves to root for a nuisance |
| [01:41.680] | Hit the earth like an asteroid, and did nothing but shoot for the moon since PPEEYOOM |
| [01:44.720] | MC' s get taken to school with this music |
| [01:46.480] | Cause I use it as a vehicle to ' bus the rhyme' |
| [01:48.140] | Now I lead a new school full of students |
| [01:50.180] | Me? I' m a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac NWA., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim |
| [01:56.240] | Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and being in a position |
| [01:59.420] | To meet RunD. M. C. and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n' |
| [02:02.960] | Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames |
| [02:06.120] | Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame |
| [02:09.040] | On the wall of shame |
| [02:10.250] | You fags think it' s all a game ' til I walk a flock of flames |
| [02:13.310] | Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking? |
| [02:16.320] | Little gay looking boy |
| [02:17.510] | So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy |
| [02:19.550] | You witnessing a massacre |
| [02:20.780] | Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy |
| [02:22.910] | Oy vey, that boy' s gay, that' s all they say looking boy |
| [02:26.130] | You get a thumbs up, pat on the back |
| [02:27.580] | And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy |
| [02:29.280] | Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy? |
| [02:30.920] | I got a " hell yeah" from Dre looking boy |
| [02:32.500] | I' mma work for everything I have |
| [02:33.960] | Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy |
| [02:35.750] | Basically boy you' re never gonna be capable |
| [02:37.780] | To keep up with the same pace looking boy |
| [02:39.090] | Cause I' m beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God |
| [02:42.360] | All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod |
| [02:45.520] | The way I' m racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar |
| [02:48.720] | Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God |
| [02:51.480] | Kneel before General Zod this planet' s Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard |
| [02:55.200] | So you be Thor and I' ll be Odin |
| [02:56.840] | You rodent, I' m omnipotent |
| [02:58.980] | Let off then I' m reloading immediately with these bombs I' m totin' |
| [03:01.880] | And I should not be woken |
| [03:03.840] | I' m the walking dead, but I' m just a talking head, a zombie floating |
| [03:07.010] | But I got your mom deep throating |
| [03:08.570] | I' m out my ramen noodle |
| [03:09.850] | We have nothing in common, poodle |
| [03:11.450] | I' m a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil |
| [03:15.000] | It' s me, my honesty' s brutal |
| [03:17.720] | But it' s honestly futile if I don' t utilize what I do though |
| [03:20.580] | For good at least once in a while |
| [03:21.980] | So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle |
| [03:24.520] | Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times |
| [03:27.720] | But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned |
| [03:30.880] | Rappers are hungry looking at me like it' s lunchtime |
| [03:33.250] | I know there was a time where once I |
| [03:35.010] | Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I' m on my Pharoahe Monch grind |
| [03:38.230] | So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine |
| [03:40.280] | Appeal with the skin color of mine |
| [03:42.150] | You get too big and here they come trying to censor you |
| [03:44.550] | Like that one line I said on " I' m Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP |
| [03:47.260] | One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine |
| [03:50.090] | Put ' em all in a line, add an AK47, a revolver and a nine |
| [03:53.870] | See if I get away with it now that I ain' t as big as I was, but I' ve Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal |
| [03:59.960] | You' re stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though |
| [04:01.990] | And I don' t know what the fuck that you rhyme for |
| [04:04.190] | You' re pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows |
| [04:06.730] | You' re like normal, fuck being normal |
| [04:08.520] | And I just bought a new Raygun from the future |
| [04:10.570] | To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad |
| [04:13.100] | Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether' s pad |
| [04:15.050] | Singin' to a man while they played piano |
| [04:16.580] | Man, oh man, that was a 24 7 special on the cable channel |
| [04:19.740] | So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day |
| [04:22.550] | '' Hey, Fab, I' mma kill you'' |
| [04:23.770] | Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, JJ Fad |
| [04:25.920] | Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I' m a human |
| [04:28.030] | What I gotta do to get it through to you I' m superhuman |
| [04:29.300] | Innovative and I' m made of rubber |
| [04:30.440] | So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it' ll glue to you |
| [04:32.500] | I' m never stating, more than never demonstrating |
| [04:34.110] | How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it' s levitating |
| [04:35.740] | Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting |
| [04:37.640] | For the day that they can say I fell off, they' d be celebrating |
| [04:39.200] | Cause I know the way to get ' em motivated |
| [04:40.470] | I make elevating music, you make elevator music |
| [04:42.700] | Oh, he' s too mainstream |
| [04:43.780] | Well, that' s what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it |
| [04:46.090] | It' s not hip hop, it' s pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it |
| [04:48.710] | With rock, shock rap with Doc |
| [04:50.720] | Throw on " Lose Yourself" and make ' em lose it |
| [04:52.600] | I don' t know how to make songs like that |
| [04:53.920] | I don' t know what words to use |
| [04:55.410] | Let me know when it occurs to you |
| [04:56.790] | While I' m ripping any one of these verses diverse as you |
| [04:58.410] | It' s curtains, I' m inadvertently hurtin' you |
| [05:00.090] | How many verses I gotta murder to prove |
| [05:01.580] | That if you' re half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too |
| [05:05.230] | School flunkie, pill junky |
| [05:07.390] | But look at the accolades the skills brung me |
| [05:09.940] | Full of myself, but still hungry |
| [05:11.810] | I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to |
| [05:14.630] | And I' m a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues |
| [05:18.270] | But it' s still tongue in cheek, fuck you |
| [05:20.060] | I' m drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I' m asleep in the front seat |
| [05:23.710] | Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky |
| [05:26.210] | But in my head there' s something I can feel tugging and struggling |
| [05:29.940] | Angels fight with devils, here' s what they want from me |
| [05:33.460] | They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate |
| [05:35.220] | But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had |
| [05:37.340] | Then you may be a little patient and more symphatetic to the situation |
| [05:40.200] | And understand the discrimation |
| [05:42.200] | But fuck it, life' s handing you lemons, make lemonade then |
| [05:45.070] | But if I can' t batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? |
| [05:48.740] | Don' t mistake it for Satan |
| [05:49.980] | It' s a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas |
| [05:52.020] | And take a vacation to trip a broad |
| [05:53.950] | And make her fall on her face and don' t be a retard |
| [05:56.670] | Be a king? Think not why be a king when you can be a God? |
| [00:01.800] | 看好了，我原打算对你们手下留情，不至于伤害你们 |
| [00:05.140] | 可是我要把握这唯一的机会 |
| [00:10.020] | 有什么不对劲，我能感觉到（六分钟，Slim Shady，该你出场了） |
| [00:11.860] | 我只是觉得，要出大事儿了，但我不知道会发生什么 |
| [00:18.150] | 如果那意味着，我的意思是，我们将身处麻烦，大麻烦。如果他是像你说的那种疯子，那我不会冒险。 |
| [00:24.720] | 就是你！Dr.Dre的得意门生！ |
| [00:26.360] | 此刻我感觉好像说唱之神降临，降临 |
| [00:29.170] | 所有小伙伴都跟着前后摇摆，摇摆 |
| [00:32.610] | 就好像抽嘴巴的比赛，谁也打不到对方，对方 |
| [00:35.860] | 我的说唱精密的想个机器，你们大可叫我“说唱机器” |
| [00:38.320] | 计算机般的说唱起源于基因 |
| [00:40.520] | 可虽说我兜里装着笔记本 |
| [00:42.280] | 我的笔还是会在半击发状态冲膛而出 |
| [00:43.870] | 通过饶舌，我赚得盆盈钵满 |
| [00:45.340] | 谋生同时，大肆屠杀 |
| [00:46.730] | 那年Bill Clinton还是美国总统 |
| [00:48.330] | Monica Lewinsky还在和他翻云覆雨 |
| [00:50.230] | 时至今日，我依然是个敢说实话的MC |
| [00:51.710] | 只不过我极度粗俗无礼，残暴下流 |
| [00:53.120] | 惯用音律，杀人成性 |
| [00:54.860] | 精通这巧妙滴，胡扯滴，嘻哈滴风格 |
| [00:56.240] | 你一定不想掺和这充满火药味的说唱较量 |
| [00:58.780] | 小心我Acura车后藏着的冲锋枪，拒绝俗套的说唱，无关联的词我也赋予韵脚 |
| [01:01.740] | 与此同时 |
| [01:02.860] | 我一边练习一边尝试高难度饶舌杂技 |
| [01:04.780] | 这把岁数我依然能一下打倒一桌人 |
| [01:06.260] | 包括从前那两位基佬，把他们撕成两半【曾与Em有beef的Insane Clown Posse的两位成员】 |
| [01:08.250] | 事后想想当初质疑我签Aftermath的人真是讽刺到家了 |
| [01:11.800] | 我怎么可能不红爆？而我要做的就是抛下满载我愤怒的F（fuck）号炸弹 |
| [01:15.010] | 于是rapper们的“那几天”就不太好过，像大号护垫【period隐喻经期】 |
| [01:17.160] | 这对那些渣渣来说简直悲剧般糟糕 |
| [01:19.160] | 而我用神来之笔写出这首无以伦比的rap力作，因为我： |
| [01:21.100] | 此刻我感觉好像说唱之神降临，降临 |
| [01:24.540] | 所有小伙伴都跟着前后摇摆，摇摆 |
| [01:27.710] | 就好像抽嘴巴的比赛，谁也打不到对方，对方 |
| [01:30.950] | 来看看我轻松地保持状态到比赛的终场，终场 |
| [01:34.200] | 每个人都想要秘诀，成为我这种不朽说唱传奇 |
| [01:37.520] | 其实这宝典就是我怒火中的勃勃青春 |
| [01:40.030] | 人们喜欢吹捧我有伤大雅的歌词 |
| [01:41.680] | 做得都是摘星射月的大事，因为自出道我就惊天地泣鬼神 |
| [01:44.720] | 我的音乐让MC们自惭形秽，补习押韵 |
| [01:46.480] | 因为我创作的歌词韵脚完美，无懈可击 |
| [01:48.140] | 如同当年Busta Ryhmes引领New School风潮 |
| [01:50.180] | 我？本人集 Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-W-A., Cube, 还有, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy之大成，真心感谢 |
| [01:56.240] | 是他们让Slim汲取了足够灵感，厚积薄发才到了今天的地位 |
| [01:59.420] | 让我能在09年把Run D.M.C引进摇滚名人堂 |
| [02:02.960] | 尽管我这种邪恶化身，一进教堂就会被上帝燃成烈焰 |
| [02:06.120] | 我唯一能被引荐入住的名人堂就是酒鬼名人堂了 |
| [02:09.040] | 我瘾君子的过去，被钉在耻辱柱上 |
| [02:10.250] | 你们这帮废物以为这只是儿戏，直到我脚下掀起一连串的光辉 |
| [02:13.310] | 贴地飞行，告诉我你他妈在想些什么？ |
| [02:16.320] | 搞基小男孩 |
| [02:17.510] | 我都没法像你那么“直”接地跟别人形容你这样的货 |
| [02:19.550] | 你见证了我掀起的这场狂屠 |
| [02:20.780] | 围观这些受害者就像礼拜的宗教狂徒那么多 |
| [02:22.910] | 哦嘿，这小子是Gay，人们都这么说这货 |
| [02:26.130] | 还有人竖大拇哥，赞赏有加 |
| [02:27.580] | 你就怪怪地做任公司摆布的货 |
| [02:29.280] | 嘿，那个谁，你还有什么想说的？ |
| [02:30.920] | 我身后还有个喜欢像Dr.Dre一样说“嘿耶”的货 |
| [02:32.500] | 我要为我拥有的一切努力工作 |
| [02:33.960] | 你赶紧滚开，因为我从不向别人乞求什么 |
| [02:35.750] | 其实你的能力根本就不够 |
| [02:37.780] | 用来跟上我这么快的节奏 |
| [02:39.090] | 此刻我感觉好像说唱之神降临，降临 |
| [02:42.360] | 所有小伙伴都跟着前后摇摆，摇摆 |
| [02:45.520] | 在每个音轨见穿梭自如，叫我纳斯卡，纳斯卡 |
| [02:48.720] | 住在拖车公园的车神Dale Earnhardt，白人垃圾里的上帝【纳斯卡传奇车手Dale Earnhardt死于赛道，Em比喻自己也将为说唱死而后已】 |
| [02:51.480] | 快跪迎佐德将军【氪星毁灭的元凶】莅临，把这里变成氪星【超人老家】而不是Asgard【北欧仙宫】 |
| [02:55.200] | 若你是雷神索尔，那我就是你爹奥丁 |
| [02:56.840] | 鼠辈别想逃离我的无限权力 |
| [02:58.980] | 扔下一枚炸弹迅速就能再装填一枚给你 |
| [03:01.880] | 最好别把我唤醒 |
| [03:03.840] | 我是不死传奇，虽然我只剩下会说话的头颅在街上游走 |
| [03:07.010] | 但是我的身体却在你妈妈那里交会 |
| [03:08.570] | 我的大脑不受控制 |
| [03:09.850] | 别以为咱们有什么共同点，你不过是个下贱走狗 |
| [03:11.450] | 我是凶恶的杜宾犬，把你扼死在怀里以示真诚 |
| [03:15.000] | 我的诚恳是如此残忍蛮横 |
| [03:17.720] | 可如果我把我曾经的付出白白荒废，那就什么用都没有 |
| [03:20.580] | 所以我时不时地来 |
| [03:21.980] | 看看我的草稿和涂鸦是否散落在某处 |
| [03:24.520] | 我要写的足够多，才能让效仿我的废材渡过难关 |
| [03:27.720] | 还要用上许多双关来确保有公司把他们签入帐下 |
| [03:30.880] | 所以rapper们看到我好像看到美味佳肴 |
| [03:33.250] | 我知道我曾经有一阵子 |
| [03:35.010] | 堪称“地下说唱”王者，现在我依然像Pharoahe Monch如法老般称王 |
| [03:38.230] | 所以我对歌词反复咀嚼，可还是有人断章取义 |
| [03:40.280] | 炒作我的肤色，让我大红大紫 |
| [03:42.150] | 人们就开始花时间去 |
| [03:44.550] | 审查那首“I'm Back"和”Mathers LP“专辑 |
| [03:47.260] | 歌词写道”我想把儿童剧里的七个孩子带出来“ |
| [03:50.090] | 一个个站好，拿他们用AK-47，左轮枪和微冲试试枪法 |
| [03:53.870] | 我倒真想看看时至今日我这么做是否还有人关注，现在的我已经踏入了永生的大门 |
| [03:59.960] | 可你还停留在我2004年的作品风格 |
| [04:01.990] | 我真不知道你们还有什么新鲜的 |
| [04:04.190] | 都快把童话里的长发莴苣姑娘改成玉米辫子头 |
| [04:06.730] | 你们泯然众生，我他妈才不同流合污 |
| [04:08.520] | 穿越未来带着镭射枪 |
| [04:10.570] | 给你一枪，就像Fabolous攻击Ray J一样 |
| [04:13.100] | Fab说，Ray那基样还敢往拳王梅威瑟的聚会上站 |
| [04:15.050] | 一边弹琴还一边对着个男的唱歌 |
| [04:16.580] | 我的老天，当年这事儿都成了电视上的一周特讯了 |
| [04:19.740] | 于是第二天Ray J就直奔电台 |
| [04:22.550] | 回应道“Fab,我特么弄死你” |
| [04:23.770] | 音速穿越回现在，下面请听好这语速有多快【模仿女子组合JJ Fad】 |
| [04:25.920] | 说着“萨玛，喇嘛，大马，辣妈”的外星语言，你可以当我是个人类 |
| [04:28.030] | 我只是想要与你接触，我是超人，别想伤害我 |
| [04:29.300] | 我的创新技巧就像全身的橡胶防御 |
| [04:30.440] | 你对我的诋毁都会弹回到你身上，把你死死黏住 |
| [04:32.500] | 我的破坏力无穷，前所未有 |
| [04:34.110] | 你绝对不知道我怎么让听我歌的人飘飘欲仙 |
| [04:35.740] | 这能力永不减弱，我知道恨我的人都在等那一天 |
| [04:37.640] | 因为到了那一天他们就能断言我落下神坛，就此弹冠相庆 |
| [04:39.200] | 因为我也知道是我的音乐高人一等 |
| [04:40.470] | 才成为众矢之的，你们那些不过是像电梯一样只会原地踏步的音乐罢了 |
| [04:42.700] | “噢，他的歌太主流了吧” |
| [04:43.780] | 你们这么说不过是嫉妒心作祟，无能为力罢了 |
| [04:46.090] | “他唱的根本不是hip hop，是流行歌曲”当我把二者结合你只会这么说 |
| [04:48.710] | 还有摇滚，以及当时我携Dr.Dre轰动歌坛 |
| [04:50.720] | 去一边听听lose yourself吧，吓尿了你 |
| [04:52.600] | 你词穷的样子就像“完全不会写歌啊” |
| [04:53.920] | “怎么措辞啊” |
| [04:55.410] | 有问题了就告诉我 |
| [04:56.790] | 尤其是当我把那些让你为难的唱段撕得粉碎 |
| [04:58.410] | 这简直是就是一系列的灾难，伤你于无形 |
| [05:00.090] | 如果说我要用谋杀来证明我的歌词 |
| [05:01.580] | 那你这半吊子的水准就该卖初夜去 |
| [05:05.230] | 你们这些校园脏痞，嗑药成瘾 |
| [05:07.390] | 来看看这一身能耐带给我的赞誉 |
| [05:09.940] | 感到充实却依然饥饿不已 |
| [05:11.810] | 有些事一旦认准了我就会不断强迫我自己 |
| [05:14.630] | 我的境界甩你几条街，一张嘴就带着恶意 |
| [05:18.270] | 但也许只是挖苦你，滚粗 |
| [05:20.060] | 撒旦开车，烂醉的我坐在副驾席 |
| [05:23.710] | 放着Heavy D的组合Boyz的那首歌Chunky,but funky |
| [05:26.210] | 可此时纠结和挣扎却浮现在我的脑海里 |
| [05:29.940] | 好像天使和魔鬼缠斗在一起 |
| [05:33.460] | 其中一个让我把对女人的怨恨都变没 |
| [05:35.220] | 可要是想起从前伤害过我的那些女人来 |
| [05:37.340] | 你就会为我如今的处境报以同情怜悯 |
| [05:40.200] | 并明白我多么藐视她们那些人 |
| [05:42.200] | 不过这都是扯淡，生命赐予你苦涩的柠檬，是让你享用它榨成的水 |
| [05:45.070] | 可我要是不找个姑娘胖揍一顿，我又该怎么写歌弥补罪刑？【暗指Chris Brown对RiRi实施家暴后，与其共同演绎“Birthday cake”这首歌】 |
| [05:48.740] | 你们不要再误会撒旦他老人家啦【澄清大众对于自己“光明会illuminati”身份谣言】 |
| [05:49.980] | 你们多错误的认为我现在应该出国养老去 |
| [05:52.020] | 放个长假，“绊”着个女人旅旅行 |
| [05:53.950] | 让她脸着地，拖着她走，一刻也不能停 |
| [05:56.670] | 接下来登基称王？不要——干嘛要成为国王？你明明可以做上帝！！ |
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