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"Jan Egeland" |
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Gray hair |
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Glasses |
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Suitcase |
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Humble |
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Clever |
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And constantly working for peace |
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Uganda |
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Congo |
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And the Oslo treaty plan |
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Oh my God, what a plan |
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Not as famous as Gahr Stare |
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Not a daddy's boy like Jens |
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But when handgrenades are flying |
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There's just one man you can trust |
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When there's war and all is hell |
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Send in Jan Egeland! |
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The United Nations superhero man |
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Mad dictator with a gun |
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Send in Jan Egeland |
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Oh, how I wish.. |
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I was Jan Egeland.. |
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Blue eyes |
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Firm hands |
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Nice legs |
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Clean shaved |
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Body |
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Drinking his protein shakes |
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Spray-tan |
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Skin cream |
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And buttocks like he was eighteen |
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He's a peacekeeping machine.. |
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And he stares into the mirror |
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Flexing muscles in the night |
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And he says: "Boy, I think you're ready.. |
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..to protect some human rights" |
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When there's war and all is hell |
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Bring in Jan Egeland! |
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The United Nations superhero man |
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He plays golf with Kofi Annan |
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And looks at maps with George Cloon |
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Oh, how I wish.. |
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That I was Jan Egeland! |
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Egeland (Egeland) |
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Egeland (Egeland) |
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When he's sad he goes to funerals |
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In unusually heavy rain |
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Large amounts of water in his face |
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But that doesn't hide his pain |
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He breaks down just like ha homo |
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And starts crying just like a girl |
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But I guess you can cry and still be a man |
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If your day job is saving the world! |
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When there's war and all is hell |
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Send in Jan Egeland! |
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He's a macho musclepumping.. |
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Crying god! |
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If there's one man you should trust |
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It is the Janny-boy |
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Oh, how I wish.. |
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That I was Jan Egeland! |