[ti:牛仔很忙] | |
[ar:周杰伦] | |
[al:] | |
[00:15.34] | 周董我提着行李,来到了公司这里。 |
[00:19.39] | 今天开始当白领,靠卖艺活不下去。 |
[00:23.27] | 我投了无数简历,终于成功转型。 |
[00:27.08] | 接下来生活全靠我自己。 |
[00:30.94] | 我虽然是个销售,陪客户却不喝酒。 |
[00:35.00] | 不是我不想应酬,我一喝酒就上头。 |
[00:38.88] | 可是我不甘落后,不能输给80后。 |
[00:42.59] | 名片资料随时揣在包里头。 |
[00:46.78] | 齁逼麻烦的,齁逼麻烦的,齁逼麻烦的,齁逼麻烦的,齁逼麻烦的 |
[00:50.24] | 客户都是爹,永远没时间。 |
[00:51.76] | 每天奔波,胃炎也有了,痔疮也犯了。 |
[00:54.03] | 狗逼麻烦的,狗逼麻烦的 |
[00:85.50] | 业务不熟客户没几个快啃咸菜了。 |
[00:58.42] | 都别搭理我,正在郁闷呢, |
[00:59.97] | 周董很忙的。 |
[01:02.29] | |
[01:17.64] | 苍天哎,销售真不易 |
[01:20.93] | 想要提成全靠自己 |
[01:25.36] | 约到客户真幸运,我兴奋一大早起。 |
[01:29.10] | 整理了一夜笔记,根本就没有睡意。 |
[01:32.93] | 我早早来到餐厅,打开了PPT。 |
[01:36.80] | 喔,写完没存,我的上帝。 |
[01:40.91] | 恰好时间来得及,网上资料现成滴。 |
[01:44.47] | 搜了半天的网络,却说这儿上不去。 |
[01:48.51] | 这硕大一西餐厅,网络都没有地 |
[01:52.27] | 我仰天长啸,G3快来临。 |
[01:56.37] | 不用网线了,不用网线了,不用不用,不用网线了,不用网线了 |
[02:00.60] | G3到来了,帮我省事儿了。 |
[02:00.30] | 无论蹲厕所或蹲街头,随地上网了。 |
[02:04.44] | G3到来了,G3到来了 |
[02:05.92] | 客户无论多少个一起上好了。 |
[02:07.99] | 业务呼唤我,客户需要我,周董开忙了。 |
[02:11.20] | |
[02:26.98] | 我用G3了,我用G3了, |
[02:28.50] | 我用G3,我用G3了,我用G3了 |
[02:30.47] | 你丫等着我,小爷没时间。 |
[02:32.29] | 每天客户排队等着我,老板也爱我。 |
[02:34.93] | G3太牛了,G3牛大了 |
[02:36.74] | 周董很强你们有几个,一起上好了。 |
[02:39.16] | 这个可以做,那个真能做,G3罩着我。 |
[02:43.47] |
ti: niu zai hen mang | |
ar: zhou jie lun | |
al: | |
[00:15.34] | zhou dong wo ti zhe xing li, lai dao le gong si zhe li. |
[00:19.39] | jin tian kai shi dang bai ling, kao mai yi huo bu xia qu. |
[00:23.27] | wo tou liao wu shu jian li, zhong yu cheng gong zhuan xing. |
[00:27.08] | jie xia lai sheng huo quan kao wo zi ji. |
[00:30.94] | wo sui ran shi ge xiao shou, pei ke hu que bu he jiu. |
[00:35.00] | bu shi wo bu xiang ying chou, wo yi he jiu jiu shang tou. |
[00:38.88] | ke shi wo bu gan luo hou, bu neng shu gei 80 hou. |
[00:42.59] | ming pian zi liao sui shi chuai zai bao li tou. |
[00:46.78] | hou bi ma fan de, hou bi ma fan de, hou bi ma fan de, hou bi ma fan de, hou bi ma fan de |
[00:50.24] | ke hu dou shi die, yong yuan mei shi jian. |
[00:51.76] | mei tian ben bo, wei yan ye you le, zhi chuang ye fan le. |
[00:54.03] | gou bi ma fan de, gou bi ma fan de |
[00:85.50] | ye wu bu shu ke hu mei ji ge kuai ken xian cai le. |
[00:58.42] | dou bie da li wo, zheng zai yu men ne, |
[00:59.97] | zhou dong hen mang de. |
[01:02.29] | |
[01:17.64] | cang tian ai, xiao shou zhen bu yi |
[01:20.93] | xiang yao ti cheng quan kao zi ji |
[01:25.36] | yue dao ke hu zhen xing yun, wo xing fen yi da zao qi. |
[01:29.10] | zheng li le yi ye bi ji, gen ben jiu mei you shui yi. |
[01:32.93] | wo zao zao lai dao can ting, da kai le PPT. |
[01:36.80] | o, xie wan mei cun, wo de shang di. |
[01:40.91] | qia hao shi jian lai de ji, wang shang zi liao xian cheng di. |
[01:44.47] | sou le ban tian de wang luo, que shuo zhe er shang bu qu. |
[01:48.51] | zhe shuo da yi xi can ting, wang luo dou mei you di |
[01:52.27] | wo yang tian chang xiao, G3 kuai lai lin. |
[01:56.37] | bu yong wang xian le, bu yong wang xian le, bu yong bu yong, bu yong wang xian le, bu yong wang xian le |
[02:00.60] | G3 dao lai le, bang wo sheng shi er le. |
[02:00.30] | wu lun dun ce suo huo dun jie tou, sui di shang wang le. |
[02:04.44] | G3 dao lai le, G3 dao lai le |
[02:05.92] | ke hu wu lun duo shao ge yi qi shang hao le. |
[02:07.99] | ye wu hu huan wo, ke hu xu yao wo, zhou dong kai mang le. |
[02:11.20] | |
[02:26.98] | wo yong G3 le, wo yong G3 le, |
[02:28.50] | wo yong G3, wo yong G3 le, wo yong G3 le |
[02:30.47] | ni ya deng zhe wo, xiao ye mei shi jian. |
[02:32.29] | mei tian ke hu pai dui deng zhe wo, lao ban ye ai wo. |
[02:34.93] | G3 tai niu le, G3 niu da le |
[02:36.74] | zhou dong hen qiang ni men you ji ge, yi qi shang hao le. |
[02:39.16] | zhe ge ke yi zuo, na ge zhen neng zuo, G3 zhao zhe wo. |
[02:43.47] |
ti: niú zǎi hěn máng | |
ar: zhōu jié lún | |
al: | |
[00:15.34] | zhōu dǒng wǒ tí zhe xíng lǐ, lái dào le gōng sī zhè lǐ. |
[00:19.39] | jīn tiān kāi shǐ dāng bái lǐng, kào mài yì huó bù xià qù. |
[00:23.27] | wǒ tóu liǎo wú shù jiǎn lì, zhōng yú chéng gōng zhuǎn xíng. |
[00:27.08] | jiē xià lái shēng huó quán kào wǒ zì jǐ. |
[00:30.94] | wǒ suī rán shì gè xiāo shòu, péi kè hù què bù hē jiǔ. |
[00:35.00] | bú shì wǒ bù xiǎng yìng chóu, wǒ yī hē jiǔ jiù shàng tou. |
[00:38.88] | kě shì wǒ bù gān luò hòu, bù néng shū gěi 80 hòu. |
[00:42.59] | míng piàn zī liào suí shí chuāi zài bāo lǐ tou. |
[00:46.78] | hōu bī má fán de, hōu bī má fán de, hōu bī má fán de, hōu bī má fán de, hōu bī má fán de |
[00:50.24] | kè hù dōu shì diē, yǒng yuǎn méi shí jiān. |
[00:51.76] | měi tiān bēn bō, wèi yán yě yǒu le, zhì chuāng yě fàn le. |
[00:54.03] | gǒu bī má fán de, gǒu bī má fán de |
[00:85.50] | yè wù bù shú kè hù méi jǐ gè kuài kěn xián cài le. |
[00:58.42] | dōu bié dā lǐ wǒ, zhèng zài yù mèn ne, |
[00:59.97] | zhōu dǒng hěn máng de. |
[01:02.29] | |
[01:17.64] | cāng tiān āi, xiāo shòu zhēn bù yì |
[01:20.93] | xiǎng yào tí chéng quán kào zì jǐ |
[01:25.36] | yuē dào kè hù zhēn xìng yùn, wǒ xīng fèn yī dà zǎo qǐ. |
[01:29.10] | zhěng lǐ le yī yè bǐ jì, gēn běn jiù méi yǒu shuì yì. |
[01:32.93] | wǒ zǎo zǎo lái dào cān tīng, dǎ kāi le PPT. |
[01:36.80] | ō, xiě wán méi cún, wǒ de shàng dì. |
[01:40.91] | qià hǎo shí jiān lái de jí, wǎng shàng zī liào xiàn chéng dī. |
[01:44.47] | sōu le bàn tiān de wǎng luò, què shuō zhè ér shàng bù qù. |
[01:48.51] | zhè shuò dà yī xī cān tīng, wǎng luò dōu méi yǒu dì |
[01:52.27] | wǒ yǎng tiān cháng xiào, G3 kuài lái lín. |
[01:56.37] | bù yòng wǎng xiàn le, bù yòng wǎng xiàn le, bù yòng bù yòng, bù yòng wǎng xiàn le, bù yòng wǎng xiàn le |
[02:00.60] | G3 dào lái le, bāng wǒ shěng shì ér le. |
[02:00.30] | wú lùn dūn cè suǒ huò dūn jiē tóu, suí dì shàng wǎng le. |
[02:04.44] | G3 dào lái le, G3 dào lái le |
[02:05.92] | kè hù wú lùn duō shǎo gè yì qǐ shàng hǎo le. |
[02:07.99] | yè wù hū huàn wǒ, kè hù xū yào wǒ, zhōu dǒng kāi máng le. |
[02:11.20] | |
[02:26.98] | wǒ yòng G3 le, wǒ yòng G3 le, |
[02:28.50] | wǒ yòng G3, wǒ yòng G3 le, wǒ yòng G3 le |
[02:30.47] | nǐ yā děng zhe wǒ, xiǎo yé méi shí jiān. |
[02:32.29] | měi tiān kè hù pái duì děng zhe wǒ, lǎo bǎn yě ài wǒ. |
[02:34.93] | G3 tài niú le, G3 niú dà le |
[02:36.74] | zhōu dǒng hěn qiáng nǐ men yǒu jǐ gè, yì qǐ shàng hǎo le. |
[02:39.16] | zhè gè kě yǐ zuò, nà gè zhēn néng zuò, G3 zhào zhe wǒ. |
[02:43.47] |