[00:11.000] | 老婆~ |
[00:11.880] | |
[00:12.440] | 干吗? |
[00:13.320] | 没事,只是想叫叫你的名字 |
[00:16.010] | 没事叫我干吗,闲得你呀 |
[00:18.380] | 没事,干活去 |
[00:19.560] | |
[00:20.750] | 啊? |
[00:21.820] | 哦? |
[00:22.440] | |
[00:23.380] | 没有老婆 想老婆 |
[00:25.820] | 有了老婆 事儿更多 |
[00:28.120] | |
[00:28.800] | 每天叫我洗衣做饭 还要把地拖 |
[00:33.240] | |
[00:34.060] | 如果不把家务活 我全部都干通 |
[00:38.490] | |
[00:39.120] | 啪--的一声 脸上就多出了五个手指头 |
[00:43.870] | |
[00:44.740] | 如果老婆一声吼 我全身都发抖 |
[00:49.180] | |
[00:50.120] | 如果老婆一声叫我 马上就应到 |
[00:54.870] | |
[00:55.550] | 有时候大家问我 为什么会怕老婆 |
[00:59.930] | |
[01:00.740] | 我们两个来单条 |
[01:03.430] | 我确实打不过 |
[01:05.430] | |
[01:06.050] | 好老婆 好老婆 |
[01:11.060] | |
[01:11.680] | 求求你 给我点自由 |
[01:15.990] | |
[01:16.870] | 我有许多兴趣爱好 |
[01:21.520] | 说吧 |
[01:23.050] | 上班 |
[01:23.920] | 恩? |
[01:24.480] | 泡妞 |
[01:25.170] | 什么? |
[01:26.120] | 和妹妹拉拉手 |
[01:29.200] | 也让我享受享受 |
[01:33.080] | |
[01:34.390] | 哎哟呵? 你还反了你了 |
[01:36.690] | 还想拉妹妹的手 |
[01:38.130] | |
[01:38.690] | 我-- 我只是一个构思 |
[01:41.810] | 构思?构思也行不 |
[01:44.090] | |
[01:46.520] | 老婆听到这句话 |
[01:48.960] | 脸色都变了样 |
[01:50.830] | |
[01:51.770] | 一把抓住我衣裳 |
[01:54.140] | 说你小子想怎样 |
[01:56.330] | |
[01:57.080] | 如果老婆你不愿意 就当我放屁 |
[02:01.520] | |
[02:02.570] | 即使我什么都不爱 |
[02:05.380] | 只爱老婆你 |
[02:07.190] | |
[02:08.190] | 老婆板着那一张脸 |
[02:10.630] | 吓得我心慌慌 |
[02:12.630] | |
[02:13.510] | 脸上汗水流下来 |
[02:16.430] | 湿透了我衣裳 |
[02:18.370] | |
[02:19.240] | 我说老婆你别生气 |
[02:21.680] | 我随便说说的 |
[02:23.620] | |
[02:24.490] | 没有老婆你吩咐我怎么敢出去 |
[02:28.930] | |
[02:29.810] | 好老婆 好老婆 |
[02:34.900] | |
[02:35.460] | 求求你 给我点温柔 |
[02:39.710] | |
[02:40.650] | 如果不答应我小小的要求 |
[02:45.520] | 哼! |
[02:46.210] | 我就 我就实在没有好办法 |
[02:52.180] | 只好接着把地板擦 |
[00:11.000] | lao po |
[00:11.880] | |
[00:12.440] | gan ma? |
[00:13.320] | mei shi, zhi shi xiang jiao jiao ni de ming zi |
[00:16.010] | mei shi jiao wo gan ma, xian de ni ya |
[00:18.380] | mei shi, gan huo qu |
[00:19.560] | |
[00:20.750] | a? |
[00:21.820] | o? |
[00:22.440] | |
[00:23.380] | mei you lao po xiang lao po |
[00:25.820] | you le lao po shi er geng duo |
[00:28.120] | |
[00:28.800] | mei tian jiao wo xi yi zuo fan hai yao ba di tuo |
[00:33.240] | |
[00:34.060] | ru guo bu ba jia wu huo wo quan bu dou gan tong |
[00:38.490] | |
[00:39.120] | pa de yi sheng lian shang jiu duo chu le wu ge shou zhi tou |
[00:43.870] | |
[00:44.740] | ru guo lao po yi sheng hou wo quan shen dou fa dou |
[00:49.180] | |
[00:50.120] | ru guo lao po yi sheng jiao wo ma shang jiu ying dao |
[00:54.870] | |
[00:55.550] | you shi hou da jia wen wo wei shi me hui pa lao po |
[00:59.930] | |
[01:00.740] | wo men liang ge lai dan tiao |
[01:03.430] | wo que shi da bu guo |
[01:05.430] | |
[01:06.050] | hao lao po hao lao po |
[01:11.060] | |
[01:11.680] | qiu qiu ni gei wo dian zi you |
[01:15.990] | |
[01:16.870] | wo you xu duo xing qu ai hao |
[01:21.520] | shuo ba |
[01:23.050] | shang ban |
[01:23.920] | en? |
[01:24.480] | pao niu |
[01:25.170] | shen me? |
[01:26.120] | he mei mei la la shou |
[01:29.200] | ye rang wo xiang shou xiang shou |
[01:33.080] | |
[01:34.390] | ai yo a? ni hai fan le ni le |
[01:36.690] | hai xiang la mei mei de shou |
[01:38.130] | |
[01:38.690] | wo wo zhi shi yi ge gou si |
[01:41.810] | gou si? gou si ye xing bu |
[01:44.090] | |
[01:46.520] | lao po ting dao zhe ju hua |
[01:48.960] | lian se dou bian le yang |
[01:50.830] | |
[01:51.770] | yi ba zhua zhu wo yi shang |
[01:54.140] | shuo ni xiao zi xiang zen yang |
[01:56.330] | |
[01:57.080] | ru guo lao po ni bu yuan yi jiu dang wo fang pi |
[02:01.520] | |
[02:02.570] | ji shi wo shen me dou bu ai |
[02:05.380] | zhi ai lao po ni |
[02:07.190] | |
[02:08.190] | lao po ban zhe na yi zhang lian |
[02:10.630] | xia de wo xin huang huang |
[02:12.630] | |
[02:13.510] | lian shang han shui liu xia lai |
[02:16.430] | shi tou le wo yi shang |
[02:18.370] | |
[02:19.240] | wo shuo lao po ni bie sheng qi |
[02:21.680] | wo sui bian shuo shuo de |
[02:23.620] | |
[02:24.490] | mei you lao po ni fen fu wo zen me gan chu qu |
[02:28.930] | |
[02:29.810] | hao lao po hao lao po |
[02:34.900] | |
[02:35.460] | qiu qiu ni gei wo dian wen rou |
[02:39.710] | |
[02:40.650] | ru guo bu da ying wo xiao xiao de yao qiu |
[02:45.520] | heng! |
[02:46.210] | wo jiu wo jiu shi zai mei you hao ban fa |
[02:52.180] | zhi hao jie zhe ba di ban ca |
[00:11.000] | lǎo pó |
[00:11.880] | |
[00:12.440] | gàn má? |
[00:13.320] | méi shì, zhǐ shì xiǎng jiào jiào nǐ de míng zì |
[00:16.010] | méi shì jiào wǒ gàn má, xián dé nǐ ya |
[00:18.380] | méi shì, gàn huó qù |
[00:19.560] | |
[00:20.750] | a? |
[00:21.820] | ó? |
[00:22.440] | |
[00:23.380] | méi yǒu lǎo pó xiǎng lǎo pó |
[00:25.820] | yǒu le lǎo pó shì ér gèng duō |
[00:28.120] | |
[00:28.800] | měi tiān jiào wǒ xǐ yī zuò fàn hái yào bǎ dì tuō |
[00:33.240] | |
[00:34.060] | rú guǒ bù bǎ jiā wù huó wǒ quán bù dōu gàn tōng |
[00:38.490] | |
[00:39.120] | pā de yī shēng liǎn shàng jiù duō chū le wǔ gè shǒu zhí tou |
[00:43.870] | |
[00:44.740] | rú guǒ lǎo pó yī shēng hǒu wǒ quán shēn dōu fā dǒu |
[00:49.180] | |
[00:50.120] | rú guǒ lǎo pó yī shēng jiào wǒ mǎ shàng jiù yīng dào |
[00:54.870] | |
[00:55.550] | yǒu shí hou dà jiā wèn wǒ wèi shí me huì pà lǎo pó |
[00:59.930] | |
[01:00.740] | wǒ men liǎng gè lái dān tiáo |
[01:03.430] | wǒ què shí dǎ bu guò |
[01:05.430] | |
[01:06.050] | hǎo lǎo pó hǎo lǎo pó |
[01:11.060] | |
[01:11.680] | qiú qiú nǐ gěi wǒ diǎn zì yóu |
[01:15.990] | |
[01:16.870] | wǒ yǒu xǔ duō xìng qù ài hào |
[01:21.520] | shuō ba |
[01:23.050] | shàng bān |
[01:23.920] | ēn? |
[01:24.480] | pào niū |
[01:25.170] | shén me? |
[01:26.120] | hé mèi mei lā lā shǒu |
[01:29.200] | yě ràng wǒ xiǎng shòu xiǎng shòu |
[01:33.080] | |
[01:34.390] | āi yō ā? nǐ hái fǎn le nǐ le |
[01:36.690] | hái xiǎng lā mèi mei de shǒu |
[01:38.130] | |
[01:38.690] | wǒ wǒ zhǐ shì yí gè gòu sī |
[01:41.810] | gòu sī? gòu sī yě xíng bù |
[01:44.090] | |
[01:46.520] | lǎo pó tīng dào zhè jù huà |
[01:48.960] | liǎn sè dōu biàn le yàng |
[01:50.830] | |
[01:51.770] | yī bǎ zhuā zhù wǒ yī shang |
[01:54.140] | shuō nǐ xiǎo zi xiǎng zěn yàng |
[01:56.330] | |
[01:57.080] | rú guǒ lǎo pó nǐ bù yuàn yì jiù dāng wǒ fàng pì |
[02:01.520] | |
[02:02.570] | jí shǐ wǒ shén me dōu bù ài |
[02:05.380] | zhǐ ài lǎo pó nǐ |
[02:07.190] | |
[02:08.190] | lǎo pó bǎn zhe nà yī zhāng liǎn |
[02:10.630] | xià dé wǒ xīn huāng huāng |
[02:12.630] | |
[02:13.510] | liǎn shàng hàn shuǐ liú xià lái |
[02:16.430] | shī tòu le wǒ yī shang |
[02:18.370] | |
[02:19.240] | wǒ shuō lǎo pó nǐ bié shēng qì |
[02:21.680] | wǒ suí biàn shuō shuō de |
[02:23.620] | |
[02:24.490] | méi yǒu lǎo pó nǐ fēn fù wǒ zěn me gǎn chū qù |
[02:28.930] | |
[02:29.810] | hǎo lǎo pó hǎo lǎo pó |
[02:34.900] | |
[02:35.460] | qiú qiú nǐ gěi wǒ diǎn wēn róu |
[02:39.710] | |
[02:40.650] | rú guǒ bù dā yìng wǒ xiǎo xiǎo de yāo qiú |
[02:45.520] | hēng! |
[02:46.210] | wǒ jiù wǒ jiù shí zài méi yǒu hǎo bàn fǎ |
[02:52.180] | zhǐ hǎo jiē zhe bǎ dì bǎn cā |