外婆的澎湖湾之严重怕老婆版(好歌搞笑歪唱)

歌曲 外婆的澎湖湾之严重怕老婆版(好歌搞笑歪唱)
歌手 群星
专辑 热门华语36

歌词

[00:11.000] 老婆~
[00:11.880]
[00:12.440] 干吗?
[00:13.320] 没事,只是想叫叫你的名字
[00:16.010] 没事叫我干吗，闲得你呀
[00:18.380] 没事,干活去
[00:19.560]
[00:20.750] 啊?
[00:21.820] 哦?
[00:22.440]
[00:23.380] 没有老婆 想老婆
[00:25.820] 有了老婆 事儿更多
[00:28.120]
[00:28.800] 每天叫我洗衣做饭 还要把地拖
[00:33.240]
[00:34.060] 如果不把家务活 我全部都干通
[00:38.490]
[00:39.120] 啪--的一声 脸上就多出了五个手指头
[00:43.870]
[00:44.740] 如果老婆一声吼 我全身都发抖
[00:49.180]
[00:50.120] 如果老婆一声叫我 马上就应到
[00:54.870]
[00:55.550] 有时候大家问我 为什么会怕老婆
[00:59.930]
[01:00.740] 我们两个来单条
[01:03.430] 我确实打不过
[01:05.430]
[01:06.050] 好老婆 好老婆
[01:11.060]
[01:11.680] 求求你 给我点自由
[01:15.990]
[01:16.870] 我有许多兴趣爱好
[01:21.520] 说吧
[01:23.050] 上班
[01:23.920] 恩?
[01:24.480] 泡妞
[01:25.170] 什么?
[01:26.120] 和妹妹拉拉手
[01:29.200] 也让我享受享受
[01:33.080]
[01:34.390] 哎哟呵? 你还反了你了
[01:36.690] 还想拉妹妹的手
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[01:38.690] 我-- 我只是一个构思
[01:41.810] 构思?构思也行不
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[01:46.520] 老婆听到这句话
[01:48.960] 脸色都变了样
[01:50.830]
[01:51.770] 一把抓住我衣裳
[01:54.140] 说你小子想怎样
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[01:57.080] 如果老婆你不愿意 就当我放屁
[02:01.520]
[02:02.570] 即使我什么都不爱
[02:05.380] 只爱老婆你
[02:07.190]
[02:08.190] 老婆板着那一张脸
[02:10.630] 吓得我心慌慌
[02:12.630]
[02:13.510] 脸上汗水流下来
[02:16.430] 湿透了我衣裳
[02:18.370]
[02:19.240] 我说老婆你别生气
[02:21.680] 我随便说说的
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[02:24.490] 没有老婆你吩咐我怎么敢出去
[02:28.930]
[02:29.810] 好老婆 好老婆
[02:34.900]
[02:35.460] 求求你 给我点温柔
[02:39.710]
[02:40.650] 如果不答应我小小的要求
[02:45.520] 哼!
[02:46.210] 我就 我就实在没有好办法
[02:52.180] 只好接着把地板擦

拼音

[00:11.000] lǎo pó
[00:11.880]
[00:12.440] gàn má?
[00:13.320] méi shì, zhǐ shì xiǎng jiào jiào nǐ de míng zì
[00:16.010] méi shì jiào wǒ gàn má, xián dé nǐ ya
[00:18.380] méi shì, gàn huó qù
[00:19.560]
[00:20.750] a?
[00:21.820] ó?
[00:22.440]
[00:23.380] méi yǒu lǎo pó xiǎng lǎo pó
[00:25.820] yǒu le lǎo pó shì ér gèng duō
[00:28.120]
[00:28.800] měi tiān jiào wǒ xǐ yī zuò fàn hái yào bǎ dì tuō
[00:33.240]
[00:34.060] rú guǒ bù bǎ jiā wù huó wǒ quán bù dōu gàn tōng
[00:38.490]
[00:39.120] pā de yī shēng liǎn shàng jiù duō chū le wǔ gè shǒu zhí tou
[00:43.870]
[00:44.740] rú guǒ lǎo pó yī shēng hǒu wǒ quán shēn dōu fā dǒu
[00:49.180]
[00:50.120] rú guǒ lǎo pó yī shēng jiào wǒ mǎ shàng jiù yīng dào
[00:54.870]
[00:55.550] yǒu shí hou dà jiā wèn wǒ wèi shí me huì pà lǎo pó
[00:59.930]
[01:00.740] wǒ men liǎng gè lái dān tiáo
[01:03.430] wǒ què shí dǎ bu guò
[01:05.430]
[01:06.050] hǎo lǎo pó hǎo lǎo pó
[01:11.060]
[01:11.680] qiú qiú nǐ gěi wǒ diǎn zì yóu
[01:15.990]
[01:16.870] wǒ yǒu xǔ duō xìng qù ài hào
[01:21.520] shuō ba
[01:23.050] shàng bān
[01:23.920] ēn?
[01:24.480] pào niū
[01:25.170] shén me?
[01:26.120] hé mèi mei lā lā shǒu
[01:29.200] yě ràng wǒ xiǎng shòu xiǎng shòu
[01:33.080]
[01:34.390] āi yō ā? nǐ hái fǎn le nǐ le
[01:36.690] hái xiǎng lā mèi mei de shǒu
[01:38.130]
[01:38.690] wǒ wǒ zhǐ shì yí gè gòu sī
[01:41.810] gòu sī? gòu sī yě xíng bù
[01:44.090]
[01:46.520] lǎo pó tīng dào zhè jù huà
[01:48.960] liǎn sè dōu biàn le yàng
[01:50.830]
[01:51.770] yī bǎ zhuā zhù wǒ yī shang
[01:54.140] shuō nǐ xiǎo zi xiǎng zěn yàng
[01:56.330]
[01:57.080] rú guǒ lǎo pó nǐ bù yuàn yì jiù dāng wǒ fàng pì
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[02:02.570] jí shǐ wǒ shén me dōu bù ài
[02:05.380] zhǐ ài lǎo pó nǐ
[02:07.190]
[02:08.190] lǎo pó bǎn zhe nà yī zhāng liǎn
[02:10.630] xià dé wǒ xīn huāng huāng
[02:12.630]
[02:13.510] liǎn shàng hàn shuǐ liú xià lái
[02:16.430] shī tòu le wǒ yī shang
[02:18.370]
[02:19.240] wǒ shuō lǎo pó nǐ bié shēng qì
[02:21.680] wǒ suí biàn shuō shuō de
[02:23.620]
[02:24.490] méi yǒu lǎo pó nǐ fēn fù wǒ zěn me gǎn chū qù
[02:28.930]
[02:29.810] hǎo lǎo pó hǎo lǎo pó
[02:34.900]
[02:35.460] qiú qiú nǐ gěi wǒ diǎn wēn róu
[02:39.710]
[02:40.650] rú guǒ bù dā yìng wǒ xiǎo xiǎo de yāo qiú
[02:45.520] hēng!
[02:46.210] wǒ jiù wǒ jiù shí zài méi yǒu hǎo bàn fǎ
[02:52.180] zhǐ hǎo jiē zhe bǎ dì bǎn cā