[00:00.00] | 算你狠(越火线恶搞歌曲)-大雄 |
[01:01.146] | 恶搞无止休 |
[01:02.770] | 噢 |
[01:03.492] | 新片来献丑 |
[01:05.296] | 噢 |
[01:05.954] | 辛苦的成就 |
[01:07.816] | 噢 |
[01:08.484] | 粉丝有没有 |
[01:10.220] | 你蹲A 狗 |
[01:12.808] | 瞄着我头 |
[01:15.338] | 你就躲在那个烟雾弹里守 |
[01:20.428] | 我很无奈 |
[01:23.72] | 没有烟头 |
[01:25.640] | 别以为无视烟雾就牛逼哄哄 |
[01:31.230] | 我说算你狠 |
[01:33.701] | 欺负老哥是穷人 |
[01:36.244] | 被你阴了两次 |
[01:38.170] | 让我郁闷 |
[01:41.500] | 我说算我笨 |
[01:44.78] | 是我自己太纯真 |
[01:46.631] | 只为一时的气愤 |
[01:49.147] | 断送队友的前程耶 |
[01:52.400] | 一看到你 |
[01:53.412] | 拿着一把狙击 |
[01:54.702] | 我就瞄着你头 |
[01:56.23] | 鼠标不停单击 |
[01:57.319] | 哪知鼠标左键它没有反应 |
[02:02.817] | 我正在想这是怎么搞滴 |
[02:05.85] | 子弹为什么在这时打不出去 |
[02:07.715] | 你跳出来一枪爆头好牛逼 |
[02:13.161] | 你真是没什么良心 |
[02:18.226] | 每次对我耍偷袭 |
[02:23.397] | 我是个没钱的苦逼 |
[02:28.688] | AC 任务是浮云 |
[02:32.846] | 求助队友为我报仇 |
[02:37.956] | 打死我也不会再跟你交手 |
[02:43.119] | 半场过后 |
[02:45.763] | A 大入口 |
[02:48.730] | 小心翼翼跟在队友的后头 |
[02:52.564] | 耶 |
[02:54.09] | 我说算你狠 |
[02:56.499] | 老是喜欢来阴人 |
[02:58.889] | 每次总是萎缩的蹲A 坑 |
[03:04.140] | 我说算我笨 |
[03:06.636] | 相信难过得永生 |
[03:09.183] | 他说粉丝的舆论 |
[03:12.22] | 是他创作的根本 |
[03:14.333] | 耶 |
[03:15.124] | 一看到你 |
[03:16.01] | 拿着一把狙击 |
[03:17.281] | 我就瞄着你头 |
[03:18.551] | 鼠标不停单击 |
[03:19.797] | 哪知鼠标左键它没有反应 |
[03:25.383] | 我正在想这是怎么搞滴 |
[03:27.573] | 子弹为什么在这时打不出去 |
[03:30.332] | 你跳出来一枪爆头好牛逼 |
[03:38.32] | 你到底哪一点拽 |
[03:39.312] | 不爽是你不平衡 |
[03:40.480] | 每次都胜利 |
[03:41.357] | 你开写骂人的评论运动 |
[03:42.991] | 不要总是拿反恐和穿越来理论 |
[03:46.128] | 游戏的相似不要细细分 |
[03:48.366] | 玩不好的游戏 |
[03:49.633] | 那只好闷闷闷 |
[03:51.38] | 你要学学那个神马 |
[03:53.59] | 否则就不允在网艺界里面来混 |
[03:56.371] | 一看到你 |
[03:57.297] | 拿着一把狙击 |
[03:58.593] | 我就瞄着你头 |
[03:59.863] | 鼠标不停单击 |
[04:01.175] | 哪知鼠标左键它没有反应 |
[04:06.747] | 我正在想这是怎么搞滴 |
[04:08.931] | 子弹为什么在这时打不出去 |
[04:11.584] | 你跳出来一枪爆头好牛逼 |
[04:17.55] | 一看到你 |
[04:17.975] | 我就想到过去 |
[04:19.218] | 那时候的我也喜欢阴在坑里 |
[04:21.575] | 我的心里一股莫名的情绪 |
[04:27.371] | 你在别的战队挺有出息 |
[04:29.601] | 丢我一个人在这里被骂瓜逼 |
[04:31.999] | 我会玩的很好真的没关系 |
[04:37.810] | 心事那无讲出来 |
[04:42.923] | 有谁人会知 |
[04:48.42] | 心爱你哪有了解 |
[04:53.235] | 请你着忍耐 |
[04:58.442] | 一个烟雾头 |
[05:00.221] | 噢 |
[05:00.909] | 弄得我发愁 |
[05:02.849] | 噢 |
[05:03.494] | 歌曲听完后 |
[05:05.409] | 噢 |
[05:06.37] | 送花有没有 |
[00:00.00] | suan ni hen yue huo xian e gao ge qu da xiong |
[01:01.146] | e gao wu zhi xiu |
[01:02.770] | o |
[01:03.492] | xin pian lai xian chou |
[01:05.296] | o |
[01:05.954] | xin ku de cheng jiu |
[01:07.816] | o |
[01:08.484] | fen si you mei you |
[01:10.220] | ni dun A gou |
[01:12.808] | miao zhe wo tou |
[01:15.338] | ni jiu duo zai na ge yan wu dan li shou |
[01:20.428] | wo hen wu nai |
[01:23.72] | mei you yan tou |
[01:25.640] | bie yi wei wu shi yan wu jiu niu bi hong hong |
[01:31.230] | wo shuo suan ni hen |
[01:33.701] | qi fu lao ge shi qiong ren |
[01:36.244] | bei ni yin le liang ci |
[01:38.170] | rang wo yu men |
[01:41.500] | wo shuo suan wo ben |
[01:44.78] | shi wo zi ji tai chun zhen |
[01:46.631] | zhi wei yi shi de qi fen |
[01:49.147] | duan song dui you de qian cheng ye |
[01:52.400] | yi kan dao ni |
[01:53.412] | na zhe yi ba ju ji |
[01:54.702] | wo jiu miao zhe ni tou |
[01:56.23] | shu biao bu ting dan ji |
[01:57.319] | na zhi shu biao zuo jian ta mei you fan ying |
[02:02.817] | wo zheng zai xiang zhe shi zen me gao di |
[02:05.85] | zi dan wei shi me zai zhe shi da bu chu qu |
[02:07.715] | ni tiao chu lai yi qiang bao tou hao niu bi |
[02:13.161] | ni zhen shi mei shen me liang xin |
[02:18.226] | mei ci dui wo shua tou xi |
[02:23.397] | wo shi ge mei qian de ku bi |
[02:28.688] | AC ren wu shi fu yun |
[02:32.846] | qiu zhu dui you wei wo bao chou |
[02:37.956] | da si wo ye bu hui zai gen ni jiao shou |
[02:43.119] | ban chang guo hou |
[02:45.763] | A da ru kou |
[02:48.730] | xiao xin yi yi gen zai dui you de hou tou |
[02:52.564] | ye |
[02:54.09] | wo shuo suan ni hen |
[02:56.499] | lao shi xi huan lai yin ren |
[02:58.889] | mei ci zong shi wei suo de dun A keng |
[03:04.140] | wo shuo suan wo ben |
[03:06.636] | xiang xin nan guo de yong sheng |
[03:09.183] | ta shuo fen si de yu lun |
[03:12.22] | shi ta chuang zuo de gen ben |
[03:14.333] | ye |
[03:15.124] | yi kan dao ni |
[03:16.01] | na zhe yi ba ju ji |
[03:17.281] | wo jiu miao zhe ni tou |
[03:18.551] | shu biao bu ting dan ji |
[03:19.797] | na zhi shu biao zuo jian ta mei you fan ying |
[03:25.383] | wo zheng zai xiang zhe shi zen me gao di |
[03:27.573] | zi dan wei shi me zai zhe shi da bu chu qu |
[03:30.332] | ni tiao chu lai yi qiang bao tou hao niu bi |
[03:38.32] | ni dao di na yi dian zhuai |
[03:39.312] | bu shuang shi ni bu ping heng |
[03:40.480] | mei ci dou sheng li |
[03:41.357] | ni kai xie ma ren de ping lun yun dong |
[03:42.991] | bu yao zong shi na fan kong he chuan yue lai li lun |
[03:46.128] | you xi de xiang si bu yao xi xi fen |
[03:48.366] | wan bu hao de you xi |
[03:49.633] | na zhi hao men men men |
[03:51.38] | ni yao xue xue na ge shen ma |
[03:53.59] | fou ze jiu bu yun zai wang yi jie li mian lai hun |
[03:56.371] | yi kan dao ni |
[03:57.297] | na zhe yi ba ju ji |
[03:58.593] | wo jiu miao zhe ni tou |
[03:59.863] | shu biao bu ting dan ji |
[04:01.175] | na zhi shu biao zuo jian ta mei you fan ying |
[04:06.747] | wo zheng zai xiang zhe shi zen me gao di |
[04:08.931] | zi dan wei shi me zai zhe shi da bu chu qu |
[04:11.584] | ni tiao chu lai yi qiang bao tou hao niu bi |
[04:17.55] | yi kan dao ni |
[04:17.975] | wo jiu xiang dao guo qu |
[04:19.218] | na shi hou de wo ye xi huan yin zai keng li |
[04:21.575] | wo de xin li yi gu mo ming de qing xu |
[04:27.371] | ni zai bie de zhan dui ting you chu xi |
[04:29.601] | diu wo yi ge ren zai zhe li bei ma gua bi |
[04:31.999] | wo hui wan de hen hao zhen de mei guan xi |
[04:37.810] | xin shi na wu jiang chu lai |
[04:42.923] | you shui ren hui zhi |
[04:48.42] | xin ai ni na you liao jie |
[04:53.235] | qing ni zhe ren nai |
[04:58.442] | yi ge yan wu tou |
[05:00.221] | o |
[05:00.909] | nong de wo fa chou |
[05:02.849] | o |
[05:03.494] | ge qu ting wan hou |
[05:05.409] | o |
[05:06.37] | song hua you mei you |
[00:00.00] | suàn nǐ hěn yuè huǒ xiàn è gǎo gē qǔ dà xióng |
[01:01.146] | è gǎo wú zhǐ xiū |
[01:02.770] | ō |
[01:03.492] | xīn piàn lái xiàn chǒu |
[01:05.296] | ō |
[01:05.954] | xīn kǔ de chéng jiù |
[01:07.816] | ō |
[01:08.484] | fěn sī yǒu méi yǒu |
[01:10.220] | nǐ dūn A gǒu |
[01:12.808] | miáo zhe wǒ tóu |
[01:15.338] | nǐ jiù duǒ zài nà gè yān wù dàn lǐ shǒu |
[01:20.428] | wǒ hěn wú nài |
[01:23.72] | méi yǒu yān tóu |
[01:25.640] | bié yǐ wéi wú shì yān wù jiù niú bī hǒng hǒng |
[01:31.230] | wǒ shuō suàn nǐ hěn |
[01:33.701] | qī fù lǎo gē shì qióng rén |
[01:36.244] | bèi nǐ yīn le liǎng cì |
[01:38.170] | ràng wǒ yù mèn |
[01:41.500] | wǒ shuō suàn wǒ bèn |
[01:44.78] | shì wǒ zì jǐ tài chún zhēn |
[01:46.631] | zhǐ wèi yī shí de qì fèn |
[01:49.147] | duàn sòng duì yǒu de qián chéng yé |
[01:52.400] | yī kàn dào nǐ |
[01:53.412] | ná zhe yī bǎ jū jī |
[01:54.702] | wǒ jiù miáo zhe nǐ tóu |
[01:56.23] | shǔ biāo bù tíng dān jī |
[01:57.319] | nǎ zhī shǔ biāo zuǒ jiàn tā méi yǒu fǎn yìng |
[02:02.817] | wǒ zhèng zài xiǎng zhè shì zěn me gǎo dī |
[02:05.85] | zǐ dàn wèi shí me zài zhè shí dǎ bù chū qù |
[02:07.715] | nǐ tiào chū lái yī qiāng bào tóu hǎo niú bī |
[02:13.161] | nǐ zhēn shì méi shén me liáng xīn |
[02:18.226] | měi cì duì wǒ shuǎ tōu xí |
[02:23.397] | wǒ shì gè méi qián de kǔ bī |
[02:28.688] | AC rèn wù shì fú yún |
[02:32.846] | qiú zhù duì yǒu wèi wǒ bào chóu |
[02:37.956] | dǎ sǐ wǒ yě bú huì zài gēn nǐ jiāo shǒu |
[02:43.119] | bàn chǎng guò hòu |
[02:45.763] | A dà rù kǒu |
[02:48.730] | xiǎo xīn yì yì gēn zài duì yǒu de hòu tou |
[02:52.564] | yé |
[02:54.09] | wǒ shuō suàn nǐ hěn |
[02:56.499] | lǎo shì xǐ huān lái yīn rén |
[02:58.889] | měi cì zǒng shì wěi suō de dūn A kēng |
[03:04.140] | wǒ shuō suàn wǒ bèn |
[03:06.636] | xiāng xìn nán guò de yǒng shēng |
[03:09.183] | tā shuō fěn sī de yú lùn |
[03:12.22] | shì tā chuàng zuò de gēn běn |
[03:14.333] | yé |
[03:15.124] | yī kàn dào nǐ |
[03:16.01] | ná zhe yī bǎ jū jī |
[03:17.281] | wǒ jiù miáo zhe nǐ tóu |
[03:18.551] | shǔ biāo bù tíng dān jī |
[03:19.797] | nǎ zhī shǔ biāo zuǒ jiàn tā méi yǒu fǎn yìng |
[03:25.383] | wǒ zhèng zài xiǎng zhè shì zěn me gǎo dī |
[03:27.573] | zǐ dàn wèi shí me zài zhè shí dǎ bù chū qù |
[03:30.332] | nǐ tiào chū lái yī qiāng bào tóu hǎo niú bī |
[03:38.32] | nǐ dào dǐ nǎ yì diǎn zhuāi |
[03:39.312] | bù shuǎng shì nǐ bù píng héng |
[03:40.480] | měi cì dōu shèng lì |
[03:41.357] | nǐ kāi xiě mà rén de píng lùn yùn dòng |
[03:42.991] | bú yào zǒng shì ná fǎn kǒng hé chuān yuè lái lǐ lùn |
[03:46.128] | yóu xì de xiāng sì bú yào xì xì fēn |
[03:48.366] | wán bù hǎo de yóu xì |
[03:49.633] | nà zhǐ hǎo mèn mèn mèn |
[03:51.38] | nǐ yào xué xué nà gè shén mǎ |
[03:53.59] | fǒu zé jiù bù yǔn zài wǎng yì jiè lǐ miàn lái hùn |
[03:56.371] | yī kàn dào nǐ |
[03:57.297] | ná zhe yī bǎ jū jī |
[03:58.593] | wǒ jiù miáo zhe nǐ tóu |
[03:59.863] | shǔ biāo bù tíng dān jī |
[04:01.175] | nǎ zhī shǔ biāo zuǒ jiàn tā méi yǒu fǎn yìng |
[04:06.747] | wǒ zhèng zài xiǎng zhè shì zěn me gǎo dī |
[04:08.931] | zǐ dàn wèi shí me zài zhè shí dǎ bù chū qù |
[04:11.584] | nǐ tiào chū lái yī qiāng bào tóu hǎo niú bī |
[04:17.55] | yī kàn dào nǐ |
[04:17.975] | wǒ jiù xiǎng dào guò qù |
[04:19.218] | nà shí hou de wǒ yě xǐ huān yīn zài kēng lǐ |
[04:21.575] | wǒ de xīn lǐ yī gǔ mò míng de qíng xù |
[04:27.371] | nǐ zài bié de zhàn duì tǐng yǒu chū xī |
[04:29.601] | diū wǒ yí ge rén zài zhè lǐ bèi mà guā bī |
[04:31.999] | wǒ huì wán de hěn hǎo zhēn de méi guān xì |
[04:37.810] | xīn shì nà wú jiǎng chū lái |
[04:42.923] | yǒu shuí rén huì zhī |
[04:48.42] | xīn ài nǐ nǎ yǒu liǎo jiě |
[04:53.235] | qǐng nǐ zhe rěn nài |
[04:58.442] | yí gè yān wù tóu |
[05:00.221] | ō |
[05:00.909] | nòng dé wǒ fā chóu |
[05:02.849] | ō |
[05:03.494] | gē qǔ tīng wán hòu |
[05:05.409] | ō |
[05:06.37] | sòng huā yǒu méi yǒu |