我的相亲故事

我的相亲故事 歌词

歌曲 我的相亲故事
歌手 黑撒
专辑 西安乱弹
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[00:21.240] 我走在去往相亲的路上
[00:27.830] 沐浴着金色的阳光
[00:35.920] 吹着口哨 捏紧了钱包
[00:41.210] 妈妈的唠叨还在耳边环绕
[00:46.390] 今年我三十有三 是个标准剩男
[00:52.030] 浑身上下带着 大龄青年的烦恼
[00:57.760] 不是我眼光太挑 条件太高
[01:02.900] 善解人意的媳妇 的确不好找
[01:22.400] 一眨眼 我来到了麦当劳
[01:27.780] 看到约好的女子 正坐在墙角
[01:33.060] 长长的头发 尖尖的下巴
[01:38.670] 一双大大的眼睛 好像在对我笑
[01:44.660] 我为她点了中包的薯条
[01:49.640] 给自己点了巨无霸的汉堡
[01:55.080] 偷偷瞄着她的三围 计算着她的身高
[02:00.720] 嘴上问着 你平时有啥爱好
[02:06.300] 啦啦啦啦 男人就是这么无聊
[02:11.870] 怪不得男人一思考 上帝就发笑
[02:17.060] 啦啦啦啦 男人就是这么无聊
[02:22.500] 只是开不了口让她知道
[02:44.650] 她开口扔出一串问题 好像个炸药包
[02:49.990] 你每月工资几千块 年终奖有多少
[02:55.580] 养老保险有没有按时交
[03:01.210] 单位有没有公费医疗
[03:06.730] 银行存款定期活期一共有多少
[03:12.010] 是否买过基金和股票家里有几套房 装修的好不好
[03:22.680] 农村亲戚逢年过节 会不会常来骚扰
[03:28.580] 啦啦啦啦 女人就是这么现实
[03:34.060] 怪不得女人一发问 上帝也犯困
[03:39.350] 啦啦啦啦 女人就是这么现实
[03:44.830] 她打碎了我浪漫的相亲故事
[03:50.310] 啦啦啦啦 女人就是这么现实
[03:55.950] 满脑子都是些 过日子的事
[04:01.280] 啦啦啦啦 女人就是这么现实
[04:06.820] 她打碎了我浪漫的相亲故事
[04:10.330] 托先人的福 刚好手机响了
[04:15.000] 我说声I'SORRY 拔腿就逃
[04:20.540] 我还是回家 给娃娃把气打饱
[04:26.280] 然后抱着它闭眼睡觉
[04:30.960] 然后抱着它闭眼睡觉
[04:37.000] 然后抱着它闭眼睡觉
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[00:21.240] wo zou zai qu wang xiang qin de lu shang
[00:27.830] mu yu zhe jin se de yang guang
[00:35.920] chui zhe kou shao nie jin le qian bao
[00:41.210] ma ma de lao dao hai zai er bian huan rao
[00:46.390] jin nian wo san shi you san shi ge biao zhun sheng nan
[00:52.030] hun shen shang xia dai zhe da ling qing nian de fan nao
[00:57.760] bu shi wo yan guang tai tiao tiao jian tai gao
[01:02.900] shan jie ren yi de xi fu di que bu hao zhao
[01:22.400] yi zha yan wo lai dao le mai dang lao
[01:27.780] kan dao yue hao de nv zi zheng zuo zai qiang jiao
[01:33.060] chang chang de tou fa jian jian de xia ba
[01:38.670] yi shuang da da de yan jing hao xiang zai dui wo xiao
[01:44.660] wo wei ta dian le zhong bao de shu tiao
[01:49.640] gei zi ji dian le ju wu ba de han bao
[01:55.080] tou tou miao zhe ta de san wei ji suan zhe ta de shen gao
[02:00.720] zui shang wen zhe ni ping shi you sha ai hao
[02:06.300] la la la la nan ren jiu shi zhe me wu liao
[02:11.870] guai bu de nan ren yi si kao shang di jiu fa xiao
[02:17.060] la la la la nan ren jiu shi zhe me wu liao
[02:22.500] zhi shi kai bu liao kou rang ta zhi dao
[02:44.650] ta kai kou reng chu yi chuan wen ti hao xiang ge zha yao bao
[02:49.990] ni mei yue gong zi ji qian kuai nian zhong jiang you duo shao
[02:55.580] yang lao bao xian you mei you an shi jiao
[03:01.210] dan wei you mei you gong fei yi liao
[03:06.730] yin hang cun kuan ding qi huo qi yi gong you duo shao
[03:12.010] shi fou mai guo ji jin he gu piao jia li you ji tao fang zhuang xiu de hao bu hao
[03:22.680] nong cun qin qi feng nian guo jie hui bu hui chang lai sao rao
[03:28.580] la la la la nv ren jiu shi zhe me xian shi
[03:34.060] guai bu de nv ren yi fa wen shang di ye fan kun
[03:39.350] la la la la nv ren jiu shi zhe me xian shi
[03:44.830] ta da sui le wo lang man de xiang qin gu shi
[03:50.310] la la la la nv ren jiu shi zhe me xian shi
[03:55.950] man nao zi dou shi xie guo ri zi de shi
[04:01.280] la la la la nv ren jiu shi zhe me xian shi
[04:06.820] ta da sui le wo lang man de xiang qin gu shi
[04:10.330] tuo xian ren de fu gang hao shou ji xiang le
[04:15.000] wo shuo sheng I' SORRY ba tui jiu tao
[04:20.540] wo hai shi hui jia gei wa wa ba qi da bao
[04:26.280] ran hou bao zhe ta bi yan shui jiao
[04:30.960] ran hou bao zhe ta bi yan shui jiao
[04:37.000] ran hou bao zhe ta bi yan shui jiao
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[00:21.240] wǒ zǒu zài qù wǎng xiāng qīn de lù shàng
[00:27.830] mù yù zhe jīn sè de yáng guāng
[00:35.920] chuī zhe kǒu shào niē jǐn le qián bāo
[00:41.210] mā mā de láo dāo hái zài ěr biān huán rào
[00:46.390] jīn nián wǒ sān shí yǒu sān shì gè biāo zhǔn shèng nán
[00:52.030] hún shēn shàng xià dài zhe dà líng qīng nián de fán nǎo
[00:57.760] bú shì wǒ yǎn guāng tài tiāo tiáo jiàn tài gāo
[01:02.900] shàn jiě rén yì de xí fù dí què bù hǎo zhǎo
[01:22.400] yī zhǎ yǎn wǒ lái dào le mài dāng láo
[01:27.780] kàn dào yuē hǎo de nǚ zǐ zhèng zuò zài qiáng jiǎo
[01:33.060] cháng cháng de tóu fà jiān jiān de xià bā
[01:38.670] yī shuāng dà dà de yǎn jīng hǎo xiàng zài duì wǒ xiào
[01:44.660] wǒ wèi tā diǎn le zhōng bāo de shǔ tiáo
[01:49.640] gěi zì jǐ diǎn le jù wú bà de hàn bǎo
[01:55.080] tōu tōu miáo zhe tā de sān wéi jì suàn zhe tā de shēn gāo
[02:00.720] zuǐ shàng wèn zhe nǐ píng shí yǒu shà ài hào
[02:06.300] la la la la nán rén jiù shì zhè me wú liáo
[02:11.870] guài bù dé nán rén yī sī kǎo shàng dì jiù fā xiào
[02:17.060] la la la la nán rén jiù shì zhè me wú liáo
[02:22.500] zhǐ shì kāi bù liǎo kǒu ràng tā zhī dào
[02:44.650] tā kāi kǒu rēng chū yī chuàn wèn tí hǎo xiàng gè zhà yào bāo
[02:49.990] nǐ měi yuè gōng zī jǐ qiān kuài nián zhōng jiǎng yǒu duō shǎo
[02:55.580] yǎng lǎo bǎo xiǎn yǒu méi yǒu àn shí jiāo
[03:01.210] dān wèi yǒu méi yǒu gōng fèi yī liáo
[03:06.730] yín háng cún kuǎn dìng qī huó qī yī gòng yǒu duō shǎo
[03:12.010] shì fǒu mǎi guò jī jīn hé gǔ piào jiā lǐ yǒu jǐ tào fáng zhuāng xiū de hǎo bù hǎo
[03:22.680] nóng cūn qīn qī féng nián guò jié huì bú huì cháng lái sāo rǎo
[03:28.580] la la la la nǚ rén jiù shì zhè me xiàn shí
[03:34.060] guài bù dé nǚ rén yī fà wèn shàng dì yě fàn kùn
[03:39.350] la la la la nǚ rén jiù shì zhè me xiàn shí
[03:44.830] tā dǎ suì le wǒ làng màn de xiāng qīn gù shì
[03:50.310] la la la la nǚ rén jiù shì zhè me xiàn shí
[03:55.950] mǎn nǎo zǐ dōu shì xiē guò rì zi de shì
[04:01.280] la la la la nǚ rén jiù shì zhè me xiàn shí
[04:06.820] tā dǎ suì le wǒ làng màn de xiāng qīn gù shì
[04:10.330] tuō xiān rén de fú gāng hǎo shǒu jī xiǎng le
[04:15.000] wǒ shuō shēng I' SORRY bá tuǐ jiù táo
[04:20.540] wǒ hái shì huí jiā gěi wá wa bǎ qì dǎ bǎo
[04:26.280] rán hòu bào zhe tā bì yǎn shuì jiào
[04:30.960] rán hòu bào zhe tā bì yǎn shuì jiào
[04:37.000] rán hòu bào zhe tā bì yǎn shuì jiào
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我的相亲故事 歌词
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