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I own a mansion, but live in a house |
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A king-size bed, but I sleep on the couch |
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I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half full |
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But my tank is half empty, gas kit just blew |
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This always happens, 30 minutes from home |
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Gotta lay a long cable and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom |
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In a public stall dropping a football |
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So every time someone walks in the john like at Madden |
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''Shady, what up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping |
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And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? |
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Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of tissue |
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Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad then |
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''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big fan'' |
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I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and |
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Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap end? |
| [00:50.60]Can't park my [?] |
without causing an accident |
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Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking trash |
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Without someone passing through my sub harassing |
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I'd count my blessings, but I suck at math |
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I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from succotash |
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But the antacid is my stomach gas |
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I mix my corn with my fucking mash |
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Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country bucking ass |
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Missouri Southern roots, what the fuck is upperclass |
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Call lunch dinner, call dinner supper |
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Tupperware in a covered plastic wear up the ass |
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Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is that? |
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B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass |
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Maybe that's why I feel so strange |
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Got it all, but I still won't change |
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Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit |
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It's the motivation that keeps me going |
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This is the inspiration I need |
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I can never turn my back on a city that made me |
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(Life's been good to me so far) |
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They call me classless, I heard that, I second and third that |
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Don't know what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap |
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Probably be a giant turd-sack |
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But I blew, never turned back |
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Turned 40 and still sag |
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Teenagers act more fucking mature, Jack |
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Fuck you gonna say to me? |
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I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk |
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My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my work has |
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I get to meet famous people, look at her, dag |
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Her eyeliners ran, her skirt snag |
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And I heard she drag-races, *burp* swag |
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Fucking my Hanes shirt tag |
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You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, skag |
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We'd be the perfect match |
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Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag |
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My apologies, no disrespect to technology |
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But what the heck is all of these buttons? |
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You expect me to sit here and learn that? |
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Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda? |
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Be an expert at computers? |
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I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation |
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I'm still on my first manual from Zelda |
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Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I melt the |
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Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on bread |
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Make a sandwich with welch's and belch |
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They say this spray butter is bad for my health, but |
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I think there's more white trash from the trailer |
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welfare mentality helps to |
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Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full advantage of wealth, I |
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Managed to dwell within these perimeters |
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Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger helper |
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I can't even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to |
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Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter |
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With all these pet peeves |
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God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones |
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I can't go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell the |
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Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox |
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Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion rings |
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I think my karma is catching up with me |
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Maybe that's why I feel so strange |
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Got it all, but I still won't change |
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Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit |
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It's the motivation that keeps me going |
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This is the inspiration I need |
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I can never turn my back on a city that made me |
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(Life's been good to me so far) |
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Got friends on facebook, all over the world |
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Not sure what that means, they tell me it's good |
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So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a plaque |
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I'd hang it up, but the frame is all cracked |
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I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me |
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In produce hunched over, giant nosebleed |
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Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle |
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By the frozen yogurt this guy approached me |
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Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Hova |
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Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying groceries |
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He just had front row seats, told me to sign this poster |
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Then insults me ''wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet'' |
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I'm at a crossroad lost till shopping at Costco |
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Sloppy Joe's, buck waffles |
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Got caught picking my nose, ah |
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Look over see these two hot hoes |
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Finger still up in one of my nostrils |
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Right next to 'em stuck at the light |
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This fucking shit is taking forever to change |
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I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it rubbing it in |
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Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, play it off |
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''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch |
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They want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it |
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The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one after Recovery |
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Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? |
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Cause I'mma drop the ball if I don't get to quit |
| [04:39.0]Hopping on [?] |
on you sons of bitches |
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Wrong subdivison to fuck with, bitch |
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Quit snapping fucking pictures of my kids |
| [04:44.340]I love my [?] |
, but you push me to my limit, what a pity |
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The shit I complain about |
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It's like there ain't a butt in the sky and it's raining out |
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Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out |
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Bitch, I got an elevator in my house |
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I'm living the dream |
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Maybe that's why I feel so strange |
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Got it all, but I still won't change |
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Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit |
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It's the motivation that keeps me going |
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This is the inspiration I need |
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I can never turn my back on a city that made me |
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(Life's been good to me so far) |
