[00:00.120] | 你有本事抢男人 |
[00:00.590] | 【敲门声】 |
[00:01.640] | (雪姨)傅文佩 你别躲在里面不出声 |
[00:04.270] | 我知道你在家 |
[00:05.830] | 你有本事抢男人 怎么没本事开门啊 |
[00:08.220] | 开门 |
[00:10.120] | 你有本事抢男人 你有本事开门啊 |
[00:12.630] | 别躲在里面不出声 我知道你在家 |
[00:14.770] | 哼 哼 |
[00:15.470] | 你有本事抢男人 你有本事开门啊 |
[00:17.680] | 别躲在里面不出声 我知道你在家 |
[00:19.930] | 呸 |
[00:20.370] | 开门啊 开门啊 开门开门开门啊 |
[00:22.820] | 傅文佩 傅文佩 |
[00:24.020] | 别躲在里面不出声 |
[00:25.300] | 好哇 |
[00:26.110] | 太好了 真是太好了 |
[00:28.580] | 我们一并算总账 算总账 |
[00:30.540] | 文佩的段数最高 十六岁照样风骚 |
[00:33.640] | (李副官)你住口 我会让你吃不了兜着走 |
[00:34.930] | 兜着走 |
[00:36.490] | (雪姨)哼 夫人 |
[00:37.240] | 好大的口气 |
[00:38.100] | 你这个不要脸的老狐狸精生出个小狐狸精来 |
[00:38.860] | 还真会往自己脸上贴金 |
[00:39.560] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
[00:40.600] | 居然好意思自封为夫人 |
[00:42.030] | 我告诉你 其实你和我差不多 |
[00:44.040] | 都是人家家里面那个荡妇 |
[00:45.970] | 荡荡荡荡荡荡 呸 |
[00:47.080] | 荡荡荡荡荡荡 呸…… |
[00:56.080] | 你有本事抢男人 你有本事开门啊 |
[00:58.620] | 别躲在里面不出声 我知道你在家 |
[01:00.910] | 哼 哼 |
[01:01.530] | 你有本事抢男人 你有本事开门啊 |
[01:03.710] | 别躲在里面不出声 我知道你在家 |
[01:05.830] | 呸 |
[01:06.280] | 开门啊 开门啊 开门开门开门啊 |
[01:08.770] | 傅文佩 傅文佩 |
[01:10.600] | 别躲在里面不出声 |
[01:11.930] | 你和如萍如萍订了婚 |
[01:12.910] | 你个王八王八王八蛋 |
[01:14.030] | 你是我的女婿 |
[01:15.470] | 躲在如萍的裙子底下 算什么好汉 |
[01:17.410] | 你就给我跪下 |
[01:18.390] | 有种的你就站着别动 |
[01:19.140] | 跪下 |
[01:20.230] | 别动 |
[01:20.990] | 跪下 |
[01:21.720] | 你个东倒西歪的杂种 |
[01:23.100] | 哈哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈…… |
[01:30.320] | 跪下 |
[01:30.720] | 别动 |
[01:31.260] | 跪下 |
[01:32.160] | 我让老爷子一枪毙了你 |
[01:33.140] | 对 毙了你 |
[01:34.570] | 你们两个两又在唱什么双簧 |
[01:36.870] | 什么底牌 什么名字 |
[01:38.780] | 有本事就说出来 |
[01:40.250] | (依萍)尓杰 |
[01:43.320] | (雪姨)哈 哈哈哈 哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈哈…… |
[01:44.090] | 贱 贱贱贱 贱贱贱 贱贱贱贱贱贱…… |
[01:52.500] | 老天在上 我对天发誓 |
[01:55.440] | 我是被陷害的 我是被诬赖的 |
[01:57.990] | 杀千刀的 简直是无中生有 |
[02:01.480] | 你活该戴绿帽子 |
[02:13.170] | (陆振华)我不打你 我不侮辱我的鞭子 |
[02:16.110] | 我也不为你浪费力气 |
[02:18.770] | 我不打你 因为你不配挨我的打 |
[02:23.710] | 打打打 打打 |
[02:25.090] | (雪姨)我为什么要为你守身如玉 |
[02:27.880] | 我又不需要贞节牌坊 |
[02:30.270] | 你可以玩女人 人 |
[02:31.790] | 我为什么不可以找男人 找男人 |
[02:34.890] | 你有本事抢男人 你有本事开门啊 |
[02:37.370] | 别躲在里面不出声 我知道你在家 |
[02:39.640] | 哼 哼 |
[02:40.060] | 你有本事抢男人 你有本事开门啊 |
[02:42.420] | 别躲在里面不出声 我知道你在家 |
[02:44.630] | 呸 |
[02:45.020] | 开门啊 开门啊 开门开门开门啊 |
[02:47.520] | 傅文佩 傅文佩 |
[02:49.170] | 别躲在里面不出声 |
[02:50.480] | 开门开门开门开门 |
[02:51.740] | 跪下跪下跪下跪下 |
[02:53.060] | 别动别动别动别动 |
[02:54.280] | 杂种杂种杂种杂种 |
[02:55.590] | 你有本事抢男人 你有本事开门啊 |
[02:58.170] | 别躲在里面不出声 我知道你在家 |
[03:00.290] | 哼 哼 |
[03:00.670] | 你有本事抢男人 你有本事开门啊 |
[03:03.240] | 别躲在里面不出声 我知道你在家 |
[03:05.490] | 哈哈 大水冲了龙王庙 |
[03:07.230] | 自家人打自家人 |
[03:08.420] | 哈哈哈 真是一场好戏呀 |
[00:00.120] | ni you ben shi qiang nan ren |
[00:00.590] | qiao men sheng |
[00:01.640] | xue yi fu wen pei ni bie duo zai li mian bu chu sheng |
[00:04.270] | wo zhi dao ni zai jia |
[00:05.830] | ni you ben shi qiang nan ren zen me mei ben shi kai men a |
[00:08.220] | kai men |
[00:10.120] | ni you ben shi qiang nan ren ni you ben shi kai men a |
[00:12.630] | bie duo zai li mian bu chu sheng wo zhi dao ni zai jia |
[00:14.770] | heng heng |
[00:15.470] | ni you ben shi qiang nan ren ni you ben shi kai men a |
[00:17.680] | bie duo zai li mian bu chu sheng wo zhi dao ni zai jia |
[00:19.930] | pei |
[00:20.370] | kai men a kai men a kai men kai men kai men a |
[00:22.820] | fu wen pei fu wen pei |
[00:24.020] | bie duo zai li mian bu chu sheng |
[00:25.300] | hao wa |
[00:26.110] | tai hao le zhen shi tai hao le |
[00:28.580] | wo men yi bing suan zong zhang suan zong zhang |
[00:30.540] | wen pei de duan shu zui gao shi liu sui zhao yang feng sao |
[00:33.640] | li fu guan ni zhu kou wo hui rang ni chi bu liao dou zhe zou |
[00:34.930] | dou zhe zou |
[00:36.490] | xue yi heng fu ren |
[00:37.240] | hao da de kou qi |
[00:38.100] | ni zhe ge bu yao lian de lao hu li jing sheng chu ge xiao hu li jing lai |
[00:38.860] | hai zhen hui wang zi ji lian shang tie jin |
[00:39.560] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
[00:40.600] | ju ran hao yi si zi feng wei fu ren |
[00:42.030] | wo gao su ni qi shi ni he wo cha bu duo |
[00:44.040] | dou shi ren jia jia li mian na ge dang fu |
[00:45.970] | dang dang dang dang dang dang pei |
[00:47.080] | dang dang dang dang dang dang pei |
[00:56.080] | ni you ben shi qiang nan ren ni you ben shi kai men a |
[00:58.620] | bie duo zai li mian bu chu sheng wo zhi dao ni zai jia |
[01:00.910] | heng heng |
[01:01.530] | ni you ben shi qiang nan ren ni you ben shi kai men a |
[01:03.710] | bie duo zai li mian bu chu sheng wo zhi dao ni zai jia |
[01:05.830] | pei |
[01:06.280] | kai men a kai men a kai men kai men kai men a |
[01:08.770] | fu wen pei fu wen pei |
[01:10.600] | bie duo zai li mian bu chu sheng |
[01:11.930] | ni he ru ping ru ping ding le hun |
[01:12.910] | ni ge wang ba wang ba wang ba dan |
[01:14.030] | ni shi wo de nv xu |
[01:15.470] | duo zai ru ping de qun zi di xia suan shen me hao han |
[01:17.410] | ni jiu gei wo gui xia |
[01:18.390] | you zhong de ni jiu zhan zhe bie dong |
[01:19.140] | gui xia |
[01:20.230] | bie dong |
[01:20.990] | gui xia |
[01:21.720] | ni ge dong dao xi wai de za zhong |
[01:23.100] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
[01:30.320] | gui xia |
[01:30.720] | bie dong |
[01:31.260] | gui xia |
[01:32.160] | wo rang lao ye zi yi qiang bi le ni |
[01:33.140] | dui bi le ni |
[01:34.570] | ni men liang ge liang you zai chang shen me shuang huang |
[01:36.870] | shen me di pai shen me ming zi |
[01:38.780] | you ben shi jiu shuo chu lai |
[01:40.250] | yi ping er jie |
[01:43.320] | xue yi ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
[01:44.090] | jian jian jian jian jian jian jian jian jian jian jian jian jian |
[01:52.500] | lao tian zai shang wo dui tian fa shi |
[01:55.440] | wo shi bei xian hai de wo shi bei wu lai de |
[01:57.990] | sha qian dao de jian zhi shi wu zhong sheng you |
[02:01.480] | ni huo gai dai lv mao zi |
[02:13.170] | lu zhen hua wo bu da ni wo bu wu ru wo de bian zi |
[02:16.110] | wo ye bu wei ni lang fei li qi |
[02:18.770] | wo bu da ni yin wei ni bu pei ai wo de da |
[02:23.710] | da da da da da |
[02:25.090] | xue yi wo wei shi me yao wei ni shou shen ru yu |
[02:27.880] | wo you bu xu yao zhen jie pai fang |
[02:30.270] | ni ke yi wan nv ren ren |
[02:31.790] | wo wei shi me bu ke yi zhao nan ren zhao nan ren |
[02:34.890] | ni you ben shi qiang nan ren ni you ben shi kai men a |
[02:37.370] | bie duo zai li mian bu chu sheng wo zhi dao ni zai jia |
[02:39.640] | heng heng |
[02:40.060] | ni you ben shi qiang nan ren ni you ben shi kai men a |
[02:42.420] | bie duo zai li mian bu chu sheng wo zhi dao ni zai jia |
[02:44.630] | pei |
[02:45.020] | kai men a kai men a kai men kai men kai men a |
[02:47.520] | fu wen pei fu wen pei |
[02:49.170] | bie duo zai li mian bu chu sheng |
[02:50.480] | kai men kai men kai men kai men |
[02:51.740] | gui xia gui xia gui xia gui xia |
[02:53.060] | bie dong bie dong bie dong bie dong |
[02:54.280] | za zhong za zhong za zhong za zhong |
[02:55.590] | ni you ben shi qiang nan ren ni you ben shi kai men a |
[02:58.170] | bie duo zai li mian bu chu sheng wo zhi dao ni zai jia |
[03:00.290] | heng heng |
[03:00.670] | ni you ben shi qiang nan ren ni you ben shi kai men a |
[03:03.240] | bie duo zai li mian bu chu sheng wo zhi dao ni zai jia |
[03:05.490] | ha ha da shui chong le long wang miao |
[03:07.230] | zi jia ren da zi jia ren |
[03:08.420] | ha ha ha zhen shi yi chang hao xi ya |
[00:00.120] | nǐ yǒu běn shì qiǎng nán rén |
[00:00.590] | qiāo mén shēng |
[00:01.640] | xuě yí fù wén pèi nǐ bié duǒ zài lǐ miàn bù chū shēng |
[00:04.270] | wǒ zhī dào nǐ zài jiā |
[00:05.830] | nǐ yǒu běn shì qiǎng nán rén zěn me méi běn shì kāi mén a |
[00:08.220] | kāi mén |
[00:10.120] | nǐ yǒu běn shì qiǎng nán rén nǐ yǒu běn shì kāi mén a |
[00:12.630] | bié duǒ zài lǐ miàn bù chū shēng wǒ zhī dào nǐ zài jiā |
[00:14.770] | hēng hēng |
[00:15.470] | nǐ yǒu běn shì qiǎng nán rén nǐ yǒu běn shì kāi mén a |
[00:17.680] | bié duǒ zài lǐ miàn bù chū shēng wǒ zhī dào nǐ zài jiā |
[00:19.930] | pēi |
[00:20.370] | kāi mén a kāi mén a kāi mén kāi mén kāi mén a |
[00:22.820] | fù wén pèi fù wén pèi |
[00:24.020] | bié duǒ zài lǐ miàn bù chū shēng |
[00:25.300] | hǎo wā |
[00:26.110] | tài hǎo le zhēn shì tài hǎo le |
[00:28.580] | wǒ men yī bìng suàn zǒng zhàng suàn zǒng zhàng |
[00:30.540] | wén pèi de duàn shù zuì gāo shí liù suì zhào yàng fēng sāo |
[00:33.640] | lǐ fù guān nǐ zhù kǒu wǒ huì ràng nǐ chī bù liǎo dōu zhe zǒu |
[00:34.930] | dōu zhe zǒu |
[00:36.490] | xuě yí hēng fū rén |
[00:37.240] | hǎo dà de kǒu qì |
[00:38.100] | nǐ zhè gè bú yào liǎn de lǎo hú lí jīng shēng chū gè xiǎo hú lí jīng lái |
[00:38.860] | hái zhēn huì wǎng zì jǐ liǎn shàng tiē jīn |
[00:39.560] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
[00:40.600] | jū rán hǎo yì sī zì fēng wèi fū rén |
[00:42.030] | wǒ gào sù nǐ qí shí nǐ hé wǒ chà bù duō |
[00:44.040] | dōu shì rén jiā jiā lǐ miàn nà gè dàng fù |
[00:45.970] | dàng dàng dàng dàng dàng dàng pēi |
[00:47.080] | dàng dàng dàng dàng dàng dàng pēi |
[00:56.080] | nǐ yǒu běn shì qiǎng nán rén nǐ yǒu běn shì kāi mén a |
[00:58.620] | bié duǒ zài lǐ miàn bù chū shēng wǒ zhī dào nǐ zài jiā |
[01:00.910] | hēng hēng |
[01:01.530] | nǐ yǒu běn shì qiǎng nán rén nǐ yǒu běn shì kāi mén a |
[01:03.710] | bié duǒ zài lǐ miàn bù chū shēng wǒ zhī dào nǐ zài jiā |
[01:05.830] | pēi |
[01:06.280] | kāi mén a kāi mén a kāi mén kāi mén kāi mén a |
[01:08.770] | fù wén pèi fù wén pèi |
[01:10.600] | bié duǒ zài lǐ miàn bù chū shēng |
[01:11.930] | nǐ hé rú píng rú píng dìng le hūn |
[01:12.910] | nǐ gè wáng bā wáng bā wáng bā dàn |
[01:14.030] | nǐ shì wǒ de nǚ xù |
[01:15.470] | duǒ zài rú píng de qún zi dǐ xià suàn shén me hǎo hàn |
[01:17.410] | nǐ jiù gěi wǒ guì xià |
[01:18.390] | yǒu zhǒng de nǐ jiù zhàn zhe bié dòng |
[01:19.140] | guì xià |
[01:20.230] | bié dòng |
[01:20.990] | guì xià |
[01:21.720] | nǐ gè dōng dǎo xī wāi de zá zhǒng |
[01:23.100] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
[01:30.320] | guì xià |
[01:30.720] | bié dòng |
[01:31.260] | guì xià |
[01:32.160] | wǒ ràng lǎo yé zǐ yī qiāng bì le nǐ |
[01:33.140] | duì bì le nǐ |
[01:34.570] | nǐ men liǎng gè liǎng yòu zài chàng shén me shuāng huáng |
[01:36.870] | shén me dǐ pái shén me míng zì |
[01:38.780] | yǒu běn shì jiù shuō chū lái |
[01:40.250] | yī píng ěr jié |
[01:43.320] | xuě yí hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
[01:44.090] | jiàn jiàn jiàn jiàn jiàn jiàn jiàn jiàn jiàn jiàn jiàn jiàn jiàn |
[01:52.500] | lǎo tiān zài shàng wǒ duì tiān fā shì |
[01:55.440] | wǒ shì bèi xiàn hài de wǒ shì bèi wū lài de |
[01:57.990] | shā qiān dāo de jiǎn zhí shì wú zhōng shēng yǒu |
[02:01.480] | nǐ huó gāi dài lǜ mào zi |
[02:13.170] | lù zhèn huá wǒ bù dǎ nǐ wǒ bù wǔ rǔ wǒ de biān zi |
[02:16.110] | wǒ yě bù wéi nǐ làng fèi lì qì |
[02:18.770] | wǒ bù dǎ nǐ yīn wèi nǐ bù pèi āi wǒ de dǎ |
[02:23.710] | dǎ dǎ dǎ dǎ dǎ |
[02:25.090] | xuě yí wǒ wèi shí me yào wèi nǐ shǒu shēn rú yù |
[02:27.880] | wǒ yòu bù xū yào zhēn jié pái fāng |
[02:30.270] | nǐ kě yǐ wán nǚ rén rén |
[02:31.790] | wǒ wèi shí me bù kě yǐ zhǎo nán rén zhǎo nán rén |
[02:34.890] | nǐ yǒu běn shì qiǎng nán rén nǐ yǒu běn shì kāi mén a |
[02:37.370] | bié duǒ zài lǐ miàn bù chū shēng wǒ zhī dào nǐ zài jiā |
[02:39.640] | hēng hēng |
[02:40.060] | nǐ yǒu běn shì qiǎng nán rén nǐ yǒu běn shì kāi mén a |
[02:42.420] | bié duǒ zài lǐ miàn bù chū shēng wǒ zhī dào nǐ zài jiā |
[02:44.630] | pēi |
[02:45.020] | kāi mén a kāi mén a kāi mén kāi mén kāi mén a |
[02:47.520] | fù wén pèi fù wén pèi |
[02:49.170] | bié duǒ zài lǐ miàn bù chū shēng |
[02:50.480] | kāi mén kāi mén kāi mén kāi mén |
[02:51.740] | guì xià guì xià guì xià guì xià |
[02:53.060] | bié dòng bié dòng bié dòng bié dòng |
[02:54.280] | zá zhǒng zá zhǒng zá zhǒng zá zhǒng |
[02:55.590] | nǐ yǒu běn shì qiǎng nán rén nǐ yǒu běn shì kāi mén a |
[02:58.170] | bié duǒ zài lǐ miàn bù chū shēng wǒ zhī dào nǐ zài jiā |
[03:00.290] | hēng hēng |
[03:00.670] | nǐ yǒu běn shì qiǎng nán rén nǐ yǒu běn shì kāi mén a |
[03:03.240] | bié duǒ zài lǐ miàn bù chū shēng wǒ zhī dào nǐ zài jiā |
[03:05.490] | hā hā dà shuǐ chōng le lóng wáng miào |
[03:07.230] | zì jiā rén dǎ zì jiā rén |
[03:08.420] | hā hā hā zhēn shì yī chǎng hǎo xì ya |