[00:01.370] | (其实悲剧不是灭团) |
[00:03.460] | 我叫纠结伦啊~ |
[00:05.000] | 职业是神棍…… |
[00:07.360] | 乌拉拉~(悲剧是我唱有调的歌,我整个人都悲剧了) |
[00:12.700] | 我叫纠结伦长的很像"半兽人" |
[00:14.550] | 猥琐举世无双窝内的"流浪诗人" |
[00:17.240] | 流是流氓的流浪是浪荡的浪 |
[00:19.770] | 见到我你的脸怎么揉都还是发涨 |
[00:22.350] | 当我听着伴奏回响我正在想 |
[00:24.820] | 不知道你现在的表情是怎样 (斯巴达!) |
[00:27.470] | 还是鼻孔都能塞下西瓜眼睛喷到墙上(嘿嘿 LET'S GO) |
[00:33.010] | 我是来自三区六组乡下 普服“龙战骑士” |
[00:35.450] | 左手风剑 右手门板 坐骑出自卡拉赞 (卡拉赞?!!) |
[00:38.420] | 第三格我不能射箭 只能拿书多可怜 |
[00:40.400] | 拉怪那本是“半岛铁盒”让我血不减 |
[00:42.580] | 奶爸天赋 换成“本草纲目” |
[00:45.040] | 圣光闪现估计会多加了 四十五 |
[00:47.760] | 惩戒算了吧我是不敢打架的“懦夫” |
[00:50.520] | 不如回铁乖乖的数老鼠 (数“蜗牛”不行哦?) |
[00:53.380] | 我叫纠结伦总是试着“扮瘦人” |
[00:55.110] | 猥琐举世无双窝内的"流浪诗人" |
[00:57.670] | 流是流氓的流浪是浪荡的浪 |
[01:00.150] | |
[01:02.780] | 身为一个骑士的老玩家 |
[01:05.410] | 包里自然会放满各种"黄金甲" |
[01:07.900] | 屈指算算现在我有十来个马甲 |
[01:10.400] | 国服这个没有北极真是够傻 |
[01:13.080] | 其实我这号人你可能从来没听说 |
[01:15.410] | 虽然我在窝内也算混了半年多 |
[01:18.640] | 家境一般年纪不大依然单身的我 |
[01:21.100] | 曾经无神论者现在却信春哥 |
[01:23.860] | 其实我是一个很有素质的rapper |
[01:26.130] | 什么FXXKING sh!t sliils 这些脏话从来不说 |
[01:29.380] | 哎哟 不对哦 |
[01:30.690] | 第三个好像是个怪蜀黍哟 (THAT'S ALL RIGHT) |
[01:34.050] | 听说在我们窝里要做明星SINGER |
[01:36.250] | 也很简单只要去和喇叭潜规则 |
[01:38.670] | 我这一比一比一更健康得身材还是算了 |
[01:41.520] | 不如悠闲砍砍大树切切权哥 |
[01:43.740] | 对不起我也不知道我怎么开始群嘲 |
[01:46.380] | 可能防骑总是喜欢拉一起A掉 |
[01:49.550] | 管你是人是鬼是男是女受不受的鸟 |
[01:51.910] | 既然你已听到这里还是乖乖听完最好 |
[01:54.800] | 我叫纠结伦啊~ |
[01:57.250] | 职业是神棍……(周你妹!) |
[01:59.600] | 乌拉拉~ |
[02:01.710] | (说了别唱了难听死了) |
[02:05.220] | 我叫纠结伦啊~ |
[02:07.440] | 职业是神棍……(天哪我的神啊) |
[02:10.340] | 乌拉拉~ |
[02:15.170] | 其实这首歌也到两分十来秒 |
[02:17.290] | 他就如同我的人生一样纯属恶搞 |
[02:19.850] | 现在真是不好生存金融风暴 真不好 |
[02:22.400] | 所以对不起啦我现在要插播广告 |
[02:25.130] | (强力的防骑 现在带监狱) |
[02:27.480] | (经验丰厚安全放心而且只要两百金) |
[02:29.830] | (欢迎大老板来包团冲向七十只要一千七) |
[02:32.050] | (而且不光术士拉人还有法师送你回去) |
[02:35.430] | 我这还有一种神奇的东西 |
[02:40.080] | 两千金他马上就属于你 |
[02:44.030] | (卖点卡也别唱啊!退散) |
[02:46.840] | 你要是全身装备出自太阳井 |
[02:50.390] | 那么我 先卡也不是不可以 |
[02:53.830] | (别唱啦~) |
[02:56.160] | 我叫纠结伦长的很像半兽人 |
[02:58.460] | (我真她妈的纠结) |
[03:01.060] | 猥琐举世无双我是窝内~~~~~~~~的"流浪诗人" 啊 |
[03:05.150] | (真搓) |
[03:11.530] | 流是流氓的流浪是浪荡的浪 啦啦啦啦 |
[03:15.030] | (我靠我怎么这么搓啊现在) |
[03:16.820] | 下一次请你信春哥 |
[03:20.650] | 得永生 |
[03:21.950] | 然后再听我的歌 |
[03:26.300] |
[00:01.370] | qi shi bei ju bu shi mie tuan |
[00:03.460] | wo jiao jiu jie lun a |
[00:05.000] | zhi ye shi shen gun |
[00:07.360] | wu l la bei ju shi wo chang you diao de ge, wo zheng ge ren dou bei ju le |
[00:12.700] | wo jiao jiu jie lun zhang de hen xiang" ban shou ren" |
[00:14.550] | wei suo ju shi wu shuang wo nei de" liu lang shi ren" |
[00:17.240] | liu shi liu mang de liu lang shi lang dang de lang |
[00:19.770] | jian dao wo ni de lian zen me rou dou hai shi fa zhang |
[00:22.350] | dang wo ting zhe ban zou hui xiang wo zheng zai xiang |
[00:24.820] | bu zhi dao ni xian zai de biao qing shi zen yang si ba da! |
[00:27.470] | hai shi bi kong dou neng sai xia xi gua yan jing pen dao qiang shang hei hei LET' S GO |
[00:33.010] | wo shi lai zi san qu liu zu xiang xia pu fu" long zhan qi shi" |
[00:35.450] | zuo shou feng jian you shou men ban zuo qi chu zi ka la zan ka la zan?!! |
[00:38.420] | di san ge wo bu neng she jian zhi neng na shu duo ke lian |
[00:40.400] | la guai na ben shi" ban dao tie he" rang wo xue bu jian |
[00:42.580] | nai ba tian fu huan cheng" ben cao gang mu" |
[00:45.040] | sheng guang shan xian gu ji hui duo jia le si shi wu |
[00:47.760] | cheng jie suan le ba wo shi bu gan da jia de" nuo fu" |
[00:50.520] | bu ru hui tie guai guai de shu lao shu shu" wo niu" bu xing o? |
[00:53.380] | wo jiao jiu jie lun zong shi shi zhe" ban shou ren" |
[00:55.110] | wei suo ju shi wu shuang wo nei de" liu lang shi ren" |
[00:57.670] | liu shi liu mang de liu lang shi lang dang de lang |
[01:00.150] | |
[01:02.780] | shen wei yi ge qi shi de lao wan jia |
[01:05.410] | bao li zi ran hui fang man ge zhong" huang jin jia" |
[01:07.900] | qu zhi suan suan xian zai wo you shi lai ge ma jia |
[01:10.400] | guo fu zhe ge mei you bei ji zhen shi gou sha |
[01:13.080] | qi shi wo zhe hao ren ni ke neng cong lai mei ting shuo |
[01:15.410] | sui ran wo zai wo nei ye suan hun le ban nian duo |
[01:18.640] | jia jing yi ban nian ji bu da yi ran dan shen de wo |
[01:21.100] | ceng jing wu shen lun zhe xian zai que xin chun ge |
[01:23.860] | qi shi wo shi yi ge hen you su zhi di rapper |
[01:26.130] | shen me FXXKING sh! t sliils zhei xie zang hua cong lai bu shuo |
[01:29.380] | ai yo bu dui o |
[01:30.690] | di san ge hao xiang shi ge guai shu shu yo THAT' S ALL RIGHT |
[01:34.050] | ting shuo zai wo men wo li yao zuo ming xing SINGER |
[01:36.250] | ye hen jian dan zhi yao qu he la ba qian gui ze |
[01:38.670] | wo zhe yi bi yi bi yi geng jian kang de shen cai hai shi suan le |
[01:41.520] | bu ru you xian kan kan da shu qie qie quan ge |
[01:43.740] | dui bu qi wo ye bu zhi dao wo zen me kai shi qun chao |
[01:46.380] | ke neng fang qi zong shi xi huan la yi qi A diao |
[01:49.550] | guan ni shi ren shi gui shi nan shi nv shou bu shou de niao |
[01:51.910] | ji ran ni yi ting dao zhe li hai shi guai guai ting wan zui hao |
[01:54.800] | wo jiao jiu jie lun a |
[01:57.250] | zhi ye shi shen gun zhou ni mei! |
[01:59.600] | wu l la |
[02:01.710] | shuo le bie chang le nan ting si le |
[02:05.220] | wo jiao jiu jie lun a |
[02:07.440] | zhi ye shi shen gun tian na wo de shen a |
[02:10.340] | wu l la |
[02:15.170] | qi shi zhe shou ge ye dao liang fen shi lai miao |
[02:17.290] | ta jiu ru tong wo de ren sheng yi yang chun shu e gao |
[02:19.850] | xian zai zhen shi bu hao sheng cun jin rong feng bao zhen bu hao |
[02:22.400] | suo yi dui bu qi la wo xian zai yao cha bo guang gao |
[02:25.130] | qiang li de fang qi xian zai dai jian yu |
[02:27.480] | jing yan feng hou an quan fang xin er qie zhi yao liang bai jin |
[02:29.830] | huan ying da lao ban lai bao tuan chong xiang qi shi zhi yao yi qian qi |
[02:32.050] | er qie bu guang shu shi la ren hai you fa shi song ni hui qu |
[02:35.430] | wo zhe hai you yi zhong shen qi de dong xi |
[02:40.080] | liang qian jin ta ma shang jiu shu yu ni |
[02:44.030] | mai dian ka ye bie chang a! tui san |
[02:46.840] | ni yao shi quan shen zhuang bei chu zi tai yang jing |
[02:50.390] | na me wo xian ka ye bu shi bu ke yi |
[02:53.830] | bie chang la |
[02:56.160] | wo jiao jiu jie lun zhang de hen xiang ban shou ren |
[02:58.460] | wo zhen ta ma de jiu jie |
[03:01.060] | wei suo ju shi wu shuang wo shi wo nei de" liu lang shi ren" a |
[03:05.150] | zhen cuo |
[03:11.530] | liu shi liu mang de liu lang shi lang dang de lang la la la la |
[03:15.030] | wo kao wo zen me zhe me cuo a xian zai |
[03:16.820] | xia yi ci qing ni xin chun ge |
[03:20.650] | de yong sheng |
[03:21.950] | ran hou zai ting wo de ge |
[03:26.300] |
[00:01.370] | qí shí bēi jù bú shì miè tuán |
[00:03.460] | wǒ jiào jiū jié lún a |
[00:05.000] | zhí yè shì shén gùn |
[00:07.360] | wù l lā bēi jù shì wǒ chàng yǒu diào de gē, wǒ zhěng gè rén dōu bēi jù le |
[00:12.700] | wǒ jiào jiū jié lún zhǎng de hěn xiàng" bàn shòu rén" |
[00:14.550] | wěi suǒ jǔ shì wú shuāng wō nèi de" liú làng shī rén" |
[00:17.240] | liú shì liú máng de liú làng shì làng dàng de làng |
[00:19.770] | jiàn dào wǒ nǐ de liǎn zěn me róu dōu hái shì fā zhǎng |
[00:22.350] | dāng wǒ tīng zhe bàn zòu huí xiǎng wǒ zhèng zài xiǎng |
[00:24.820] | bù zhī dào nǐ xiàn zài de biǎo qíng shì zěn yàng sī bā dá! |
[00:27.470] | hái shì bí kǒng dōu néng sāi xià xī guā yǎn jīng pēn dào qiáng shàng hēi hēi LET' S GO |
[00:33.010] | wǒ shì lái zì sān qū liù zǔ xiāng xià pǔ fú" lóng zhàn qí shì" |
[00:35.450] | zuǒ shǒu fēng jiàn yòu shǒu mén bǎn zuò qí chū zì kǎ lā zàn kǎ lā zàn?!! |
[00:38.420] | dì sān gé wǒ bù néng shè jiàn zhǐ néng ná shū duō kě lián |
[00:40.400] | lā guài nà běn shì" bàn dǎo tiě hé" ràng wǒ xuè bù jiǎn |
[00:42.580] | nǎi bà tiān fù huàn chéng" běn cǎo gāng mù" |
[00:45.040] | shèng guāng shǎn xiàn gū jì huì duō jiā le sì shí wǔ |
[00:47.760] | chéng jiè suàn le ba wǒ shì bù gǎn dǎ jià de" nuò fū" |
[00:50.520] | bù rú huí tiě guāi guāi de shù lǎo shǔ shù" wō niú" bù xíng ó? |
[00:53.380] | wǒ jiào jiū jié lún zǒng shì shì zhe" bàn shòu rén" |
[00:55.110] | wěi suǒ jǔ shì wú shuāng wō nèi de" liú làng shī rén" |
[00:57.670] | liú shì liú máng de liú làng shì làng dàng de làng |
[01:00.150] | |
[01:02.780] | shēn wéi yí gè qí shì de lǎo wán jiā |
[01:05.410] | bāo lǐ zì rán huì fàng mǎn gè zhǒng" huáng jīn jiǎ" |
[01:07.900] | qū zhǐ suàn suàn xiàn zài wǒ yǒu shí lái gè mǎ jiǎ |
[01:10.400] | guó fú zhè gè méi yǒu běi jí zhēn shì gòu shǎ |
[01:13.080] | qí shí wǒ zhè hào rén nǐ kě néng cóng lái méi tīng shuō |
[01:15.410] | suī rán wǒ zài wō nèi yě suàn hùn le bàn nián duō |
[01:18.640] | jiā jìng yì bān nián jì bù dà yī rán dān shēn de wǒ |
[01:21.100] | céng jīng wú shén lùn zhě xiàn zài què xìn chūn gē |
[01:23.860] | qí shí wǒ shì yí gè hěn yǒu sù zhì dì rapper |
[01:26.130] | shén me FXXKING sh! t sliils zhèi xiē zāng huà cóng lái bù shuō |
[01:29.380] | āi yō bú duì ó |
[01:30.690] | dì sān ge hǎo xiàng shì gè guài shǔ shǔ yō THAT' S ALL RIGHT |
[01:34.050] | tīng shuō zài wǒ men wō lǐ yào zuò míng xīng SINGER |
[01:36.250] | yě hěn jiǎn dān zhǐ yào qù hé lǎ bā qián guī zé |
[01:38.670] | wǒ zhè yī bǐ yī bǐ yī gēng jiàn kāng dé shēn cái hái shì suàn le |
[01:41.520] | bù rú yōu xián kǎn kǎn dà shù qiē qiē quán gē |
[01:43.740] | duì bù qǐ wǒ yě bù zhī dào wǒ zěn me kāi shǐ qún cháo |
[01:46.380] | kě néng fáng qí zǒng shì xǐ huān lā yì qǐ A diào |
[01:49.550] | guǎn nǐ shì rén shì guǐ shì nán shì nǚ shòu bù shòu de niǎo |
[01:51.910] | jì rán nǐ yǐ tīng dào zhè lǐ hái shì guāi guāi tīng wán zuì hǎo |
[01:54.800] | wǒ jiào jiū jié lún a |
[01:57.250] | zhí yè shì shén gùn zhōu nǐ mèi! |
[01:59.600] | wù l lā |
[02:01.710] | shuō le bié chàng le nán tīng sǐ le |
[02:05.220] | wǒ jiào jiū jié lún a |
[02:07.440] | zhí yè shì shén gùn tiān na wǒ de shén a |
[02:10.340] | wù l lā |
[02:15.170] | qí shí zhè shǒu gē yě dào liǎng fēn shí lái miǎo |
[02:17.290] | tā jiù rú tóng wǒ de rén shēng yí yàng chún shǔ è gǎo |
[02:19.850] | xiàn zài zhēn shì bù hǎo shēng cún jīn róng fēng bào zhēn bù hǎo |
[02:22.400] | suǒ yǐ duì bù qǐ la wǒ xiàn zài yào chā bō guǎng gào |
[02:25.130] | qiáng lì de fáng qí xiàn zài dài jiān yù |
[02:27.480] | jīng yàn fēng hòu ān quán fàng xīn ér qiě zhǐ yào liǎng bǎi jīn |
[02:29.830] | huān yíng dà lǎo bǎn lái bāo tuán chōng xiàng qī shí zhǐ yào yī qiān qī |
[02:32.050] | ér qiě bù guāng shù shì lā rén hái yǒu fǎ shī sòng nǐ huí qù |
[02:35.430] | wǒ zhè hái yǒu yī zhǒng shén qí de dōng xī |
[02:40.080] | liǎng qiān jīn tā mǎ shàng jiù shǔ yú nǐ |
[02:44.030] | mài diǎn kǎ yě bié chàng a! tuì sàn |
[02:46.840] | nǐ yào shì quán shēn zhuāng bèi chū zì tài yáng jǐng |
[02:50.390] | nà me wǒ xiān kǎ yě bú shì bù kě yǐ |
[02:53.830] | bié chàng la |
[02:56.160] | wǒ jiào jiū jié lún zhǎng de hěn xiàng bàn shòu rén |
[02:58.460] | wǒ zhēn tā mā de jiū jié |
[03:01.060] | wěi suǒ jǔ shì wú shuāng wǒ shì wō nèi de" liú làng shī rén" a |
[03:05.150] | zhēn cuō |
[03:11.530] | liú shì liú máng de liú làng shì làng dàng de làng la la la la |
[03:15.030] | wǒ kào wǒ zěn me zhè me cuō a xiàn zài |
[03:16.820] | xià yī cì qǐng nǐ xìn chūn gē |
[03:20.650] | dé yǒng shēng |
[03:21.950] | rán hòu zài tīng wǒ de gē |
[03:26.300] |