| [00:11.27] | 今日は朝から 私のお家は |
| [00:14.02] | てんやわんやの 大騒ぎ |
| [00:16.57] | 盆と正月 一緒に来たよな |
| [00:19.23] | てんてこまいの 忙しさ |
| [00:21.68] | 何がなんだか さっぱりわからず |
| [00:24.39] | どれがどれやら さっぱりわからず |
| [00:27.29] | 何も聞かずに 飛んでは来たけど |
| [00:29.75] | 何を買うやら どこで買うやら |
| [00:32.40] | それがごっちゃに なりまして |
| [00:34.56] | わてほんまに よういわんわ |
| [00:36.92] | わてほんまに よういわんわ |
| [00:41.59] | たまの日曜 サンデーというのに |
| [00:43.95] | 何が因果と言うものか |
| [00:46.40] | こんなに沢山買物たのまれ |
| [00:48.78] | 人の迷惑 考えず |
| [00:54.43] | あるものないもの 手あたりしだいに |
| [00:57.22] | 人の気持ちも 知らないで |
| [00:59.34] | わてほんまに よういわんわ |
| [01:01.69] | わてほんまに よういわんわ |
| [01:06.49] | 何はともあれ 買物初めに |
| [01:08.45] | 魚屋さんへ 飛び込んだ |
| [01:11.06] | たいに ひらめに かつおに まぐろに ぶりに さば |
| [01:14.97] | 魚はとりたて とびきり上等 買いなはれ |
| [01:17.69] | おっさん 買うのと違います |
| [01:21.55] | 刺身にしたなら おいしかろうと思うだけ |
| [01:25.20] | わてほんまに よういわんわ |
| [01:28.52] | わてほんまに よういわんわ |
| [01:30.65] | とり貝 あか貝 たこに いか |
| [01:33.57] | えびに あなごに きすに しゃこ |
| [01:35.88] | わさびをきかせて おすしにしたなら |
| [01:38.52] | なんぼかおいしかろ |
| [01:41.39] | なんぼかおいしかろ |
| [01:46.53] | お客さん あんたはいったい 何買いまんねん |
| [01:52.51] | そうそう 私の買物は 魚は魚でも |
| [01:57.53] | おっさん しゃけの缶詰おまへんか |
| [02:00.32] | わてほんまに よういわんわ あほかいな |
| [02:13.72] | ちょうどとなりは 八百屋さん |
| [02:19.25] | にんじん 大根 ごぼうに レンコン |
| [02:21.25] | ポパイのお好きな ホーレン草 |
| [02:23.81] | トマトに キャベツに 白菜に |
| [02:26.32] | きゅうりに 白うり ぼけなす かぼちゃに |
| [02:28.93] | 東京ネギ ネギ ブギウギ |
| [02:34.49] | ボタンとリボンと ポンカンと |
| [02:36.61] | マッチにサイダー たばこに ジンタン |
| [02:39.32] | ややこし ややこし ややこし ややこし ああややこし |
| [02:46.03] | ちょっとおっさん こんにちは |
| [02:48.43] | ちょっとおっさん これなんぼ |
| [02:50.95] | おっさんいますか これなんぼ |
| [02:53.39] | おっさんおっさん これなんぼ |
| [02:56.00] | おっさんなんぼで なんぼがおっさん |
| [02:58.66] | おっさん おっさん おっさん おっさん |
| [03:00.56] | おっさん おっさん おっさん おっさん |
| [03:08.91] | おっさん おっさん おっさん おっさん |
| [03:12.68] | わてつんぼで 聞こえまへん |
| [03:13.94] | わてほんまに よういわんわ |
| [03:16.34] | わてほんまに よういわんわ |
| [03:20.25] | あーしんど |
| [00:11.27] | jin ri chao si jia |
| [00:14.02] | da sao |
| [00:16.57] | pen zheng yue yi xu lai |
| [00:19.23] | mang |
| [00:21.68] | he |
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| [00:27.29] | he wen fei lai |
| [00:29.75] | he mai mai |
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| [00:41.59] | ri yao |
| [00:43.95] | he yin guo yan |
| [00:46.40] | ze shan mai wu |
| [00:48.78] | ren mi huo kao |
| [00:54.43] | shou |
| [00:57.22] | ren qi chi zhi |
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| [01:06.49] | he mai wu chu |
| [01:08.45] | yu wu fei ru |
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| [01:14.97] | yu shang deng mai |
| [01:17.69] | mai wei |
| [01:21.55] | ci shen si |
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| [01:30.65] | bei bei |
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| [01:46.53] | ke he mai |
| [01:52.51] | si mai wu yu yu |
| [01:57.53] | fou jie |
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| [02:13.72] | ba bai wu |
| [02:19.25] | da gen |
| [02:21.25] | hao cao |
| [02:23.81] | bai cai |
| [02:26.32] | bai |
| [02:28.93] | dong jing |
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| [00:11.27] | jīn rì cháo sī jiā |
| [00:14.02] | dà sāo |
| [00:16.57] | pén zhēng yuè yī xù lái |
| [00:19.23] | máng |
| [00:21.68] | hé |
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| [00:27.29] | hé wén fēi lái |
| [00:29.75] | hé mǎi mǎi |
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| [00:41.59] | rì yào |
| [00:43.95] | hé yīn guǒ yán |
| [00:46.40] | zé shān mǎi wù |
| [00:48.78] | rén mí huò kǎo |
| [00:54.43] | shǒu |
| [00:57.22] | rén qì chí zhī |
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| [01:06.49] | hé mǎi wù chū |
| [01:08.45] | yú wū fēi ru |
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| [01:14.97] | yú shàng děng mǎi |
| [01:17.69] | mǎi wéi |
| [01:21.55] | cì shēn sī |
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| [01:30.65] | bèi bèi |
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| [01:46.53] | kè hé mǎi |
| [01:52.51] | sī mǎi wù yú yú |
| [01:57.53] | fǒu jié |
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| [02:13.72] | bā bǎi wū |
| [02:19.25] | dà gēn |
| [02:21.25] | hǎo cǎo |
| [02:23.81] | bái cài |
| [02:26.32] | bái |
| [02:28.93] | dōng jīng |
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| [00:11.27] | 今天早上开始 |
| [00:14.02] | 我家就乱得沸反盈天 |
| [00:16.57] | 如同盂兰盆和年关同时到来 |
| [00:19.23] | 忙得昏天黑地 |
| [00:21.68] | 已经完全不知所云 |
| [00:24.39] | 东南西北上下颠倒 |
| [00:27.29] | 毫无防备如导弹袭来 |
| [00:29.75] | “买些啥嘞？” “上哪旮儿买？” |
| [00:32.40] | 脑浆已糊成一锅八宝粥 |
| [00:34.56] | 老娘我也是醉了 |
| [00:36.92] | 老娘真格儿受够了 |
| [00:41.59] | 难得过个周末 |
| [00:43.95] | 我上辈子是造了什么孽 |
| [00:46.40] | 总之就是跟你老人家一起“买！买！ 买！” |
| [00:48.78] | 也不替别人考虑考虑 |
| [00:54.43] | 有的没的 什么都拿 |
| [00:57.22] | 完全不顾及别人的心情 |
| [00:59.34] | 老娘我也是醉了 |
| [01:01.69] | 老娘真格儿受够了 |
| [01:06.49] | 理性狗带 开始血拼 |
| [01:08.45] | 直接奔鱼虾铺子去了 |
| [01:11.06] | 鲷鱼 比目鱼 鲣鱼 金枪鱼 冬鰤 青花鱼 每样都问一遍 |
| [01:14.97] | “全是刚进的！上等好货！来上几条！” |
| [01:17.69] | “老板，我不买就看看， |
| [01:21.55] | 只是觉得弄成生鱼片应该不错而已。“ |
| [01:25.20] | 老娘我真是醉了 |
| [01:28.52] | 老娘真格儿忍不了了 |
| [01:30.65] | 鸟蛤 赤贝 章鱼 乌贼 |
| [01:33.57] | 虾 星鳗 白丁鱼 螳螂虾 全都看一遭 |
| [01:35.88] | “涂点山葵弄成寿司， |
| [01:38.52] | 那得多带劲！ |
| [01:41.39] | 那得多带劲！” |
| [01:46.53] | ”这位大嫂，你到底想买啥？“ |
| [01:52.51] | ”恩，那啥，我要买鱼， |
| [01:57.53] | 对了，你家有鲑鱼罐头没？” |
| [02:00.32] | 老娘忍不下去了 “你来搞笑的吗？” |
| [02:13.72] | 好死不死隔壁卖蔬菜 |
| [02:19.25] | 胡萝卜 白萝卜 牛蒡 莲藕 |
| [02:21.25] | 大力水手最爱的菠菜 |
| [02:23.81] | 番茄 卷心菜 白菜都掐几把 |
| [02:26.32] | 黄瓜 西葫芦 呆茄子 南瓜 |
| [02:28.93] | 东京长葱 大葱 boogie-woogie (这段是借谐音讲冷笑话) |
| [02:34.49] | 纽扣 缎带 椪柑 |
| [02:36.61] | 火柴 汽水 烟卷 仁丹 |
| [02:39.32] | 麻烦死了 麻烦死了 麻烦死了 麻烦死了 真心不会再爱了 |
| [02:46.03] | “师傅你好呀~" |
| [02:48.43] | "老板这个咋卖？" |
| [02:50.95] | "店家何在？这个多少钱？” |
| [02:53.39] | “喂，老板！侬这要好多钱？” |
| [02:56.00] | “掌柜什么价？' "这个什么价，掌柜？” |
| [02:58.66] | 师傅 老板 店家 掌柜 |
| [03:00.56] | 掌柜 店家 老板 师傅 |
| [03:08.91] | 老板 掌柜 师傅 店家 |
| [03:12.68] | 老娘要失聪了 |
| [03:13.94] | 老娘真是醉了 |
| [03:16.34] | 老娘真格儿受不了了 |
| [03:20.25] | 臣妾心好累 |
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