Sometimes (woahoh) | |
A champion gets remade (CLG) | |
And it ends up bein no surprise (Area of Defect) | |
That he's back | |
I just played Jax | |
And I carried the game | |
The other team let me put my lamppost inside them | |
I just played Jax | |
Dodged all their autoattacks | |
Can't believe 20 minutes went by so fast | |
Have you ever played Jax? I have, I did great | |
I have to admit, I was skeptical at first | |
But now I'm platinum ranked-it literally just happened | |
Playin Jax can make a pro player out the worst | |
When they took dodge out the game, I thought Jax would be unplayable | |
I love him so much, I'd knit his face in a crochetable | |
Killed Rammus, Ryze, and Shen then I killed Graves and I killed Garen | |
All I had was ninja tabi, then I went and soloed baron | |
You'll never guess what I just did, I played Jax | |
Swapped my lamppost for a cardboard tube, I went to PAX | |
TF tried to go top, but I told him to deal | |
Cuz I'm like Hotshot up there- Real. | |
I just played Jax | |
And I carried the game | |
The other team let me put my lamppost inside them | |
Talk shit in all chat | |
I'm like a Mario brother I on jump everybody's head | |
Jump onto Ashe! | |
You mean like this? | |
Oh wow. Shes dead | |
I can take a fishing pole to battle, I don't need a knife | |
That good? | |
The best 20 minutes of my life (my life) | |
Whenever I play Jax, Its a moment to be cherished | |
You're the opposite of canned goods; likely to perish | |
Forget the 2nd will amendment-my counterstrike disarm ya | |
Lamppost'l send you back to base just like the children back to Narnia | |
So this one's dedicated to them kids | |
Who've played Jax since his Beta days | |
In Jungle or lane | |
In the US or Spain | |
Against Jarvan or Swain | |
You're still the champ | |
Caitlyn's building AP | |
Doesn't matter, played Jax | |
Our mid has 20 CS | |
Doesn't matter, played Jax | |
My team died 97 times | |
Doesn't matter, played Jax | |
We're against CLG | |
Well fuck | |
I just played Jax (Jax) | |
I went 40 and 0 (Real) | |
So if you played Jax in a 20 min game | |
Then you're qualified to sing with me | |
I just played Jax (everybody sing) | |
And I carried the game Jax)(we all played | |
The other team let me put my lamppost inside them (talk shit in all chat) | |
I just played Jax | |
Dodged all their autoattacks | |
Can't believe 20 minutes went by so fast |
Sometimes woahoh | |
A champion gets remade CLG | |
And it ends up bein no surprise Area of Defect | |
That he' s back | |
I just played Jax | |
And I carried the game | |
The other team let me put my lamppost inside them | |
I just played Jax | |
Dodged all their autoattacks | |
Can' t believe 20 minutes went by so fast | |
Have you ever played Jax? I have, I did great | |
I have to admit, I was skeptical at first | |
But now I' m platinum rankedit literally just happened | |
Playin Jax can make a pro player out the worst | |
When they took dodge out the game, I thought Jax would be unplayable | |
I love him so much, I' d knit his face in a crochetable | |
Killed Rammus, Ryze, and Shen then I killed Graves and I killed Garen | |
All I had was ninja tabi, then I went and soloed baron | |
You' ll never guess what I just did, I played Jax | |
Swapped my lamppost for a cardboard tube, I went to PAX | |
TF tried to go top, but I told him to deal | |
Cuz I' m like Hotshot up there Real. | |
I just played Jax | |
And I carried the game | |
The other team let me put my lamppost inside them | |
Talk shit in all chat | |
I' m like a Mario brother I on jump everybody' s head | |
Jump onto Ashe! | |
You mean like this? | |
Oh wow. Shes dead | |
I can take a fishing pole to battle, I don' t need a knife | |
That good? | |
The best 20 minutes of my life my life | |
Whenever I play Jax, Its a moment to be cherished | |
You' re the opposite of canned goods likely to perish | |
Forget the 2nd will amendmentmy counterstrike disarm ya | |
Lamppost' l send you back to base just like the children back to Narnia | |
So this one' s dedicated to them kids | |
Who' ve played Jax since his Beta days | |
In Jungle or lane | |
In the US or Spain | |
Against Jarvan or Swain | |
You' re still the champ | |
Caitlyn' s building AP | |
Doesn' t matter, played Jax | |
Our mid has 20 CS | |
Doesn' t matter, played Jax | |
My team died 97 times | |
Doesn' t matter, played Jax | |
We' re against CLG | |
Well fuck | |
I just played Jax Jax | |
I went 40 and 0 Real | |
So if you played Jax in a 20 min game | |
Then you' re qualified to sing with me | |
I just played Jax everybody sing | |
And I carried the game Jax we all played | |
The other team let me put my lamppost inside them talk shit in all chat | |
I just played Jax | |
Dodged all their autoattacks | |
Can' t believe 20 minutes went by so fast |
Sometimes woahoh | |
A champion gets remade CLG | |
And it ends up bein no surprise Area of Defect | |
That he' s back | |
I just played Jax | |
And I carried the game | |
The other team let me put my lamppost inside them | |
I just played Jax | |
Dodged all their autoattacks | |
Can' t believe 20 minutes went by so fast | |
Have you ever played Jax? I have, I did great | |
I have to admit, I was skeptical at first | |
But now I' m platinum rankedit literally just happened | |
Playin Jax can make a pro player out the worst | |
When they took dodge out the game, I thought Jax would be unplayable | |
I love him so much, I' d knit his face in a crochetable | |
Killed Rammus, Ryze, and Shen then I killed Graves and I killed Garen | |
All I had was ninja tabi, then I went and soloed baron | |
You' ll never guess what I just did, I played Jax | |
Swapped my lamppost for a cardboard tube, I went to PAX | |
TF tried to go top, but I told him to deal | |
Cuz I' m like Hotshot up there Real. | |
I just played Jax | |
And I carried the game | |
The other team let me put my lamppost inside them | |
Talk shit in all chat | |
I' m like a Mario brother I on jump everybody' s head | |
Jump onto Ashe! | |
You mean like this? | |
Oh wow. Shes dead | |
I can take a fishing pole to battle, I don' t need a knife | |
That good? | |
The best 20 minutes of my life my life | |
Whenever I play Jax, Its a moment to be cherished | |
You' re the opposite of canned goods likely to perish | |
Forget the 2nd will amendmentmy counterstrike disarm ya | |
Lamppost' l send you back to base just like the children back to Narnia | |
So this one' s dedicated to them kids | |
Who' ve played Jax since his Beta days | |
In Jungle or lane | |
In the US or Spain | |
Against Jarvan or Swain | |
You' re still the champ | |
Caitlyn' s building AP | |
Doesn' t matter, played Jax | |
Our mid has 20 CS | |
Doesn' t matter, played Jax | |
My team died 97 times | |
Doesn' t matter, played Jax | |
We' re against CLG | |
Well fuck | |
I just played Jax Jax | |
I went 40 and 0 Real | |
So if you played Jax in a 20 min game | |
Then you' re qualified to sing with me | |
I just played Jax everybody sing | |
And I carried the game Jax we all played | |
The other team let me put my lamppost inside them talk shit in all chat | |
I just played Jax | |
Dodged all their autoattacks | |
Can' t believe 20 minutes went by so fast |